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- > Be Eye Sis, betrayed Pharaoh of ancient times
- > The day has finally arrived for your final battle against the reincarnation of your traitorous high priestess
- > Set of Five sneers at your host, slapping her deck into the duel disk
- > "Go first, Anonymous, it will be your last!"
- > Anon slips his deck into the duel disk, and you take possession of his body
- > You stand a little taller, and your shared chest tuft increases dramatically in volume
- "You have set yourself up for defeat, Set of Five!"
- > You draw your hand and-
- > Hold on, this isn't the Dark Magician deck
- > Super-heavy Samurai?
- > Tuner?
- > Curse Anon and his whimsy
- > You can feel his amusement in the back of your mind
- > [Need some help, Eye Sis?]
- > You frown
- [No, I'm sure I can figure out what to do...]
- > Let's see, special summon blah blah, equip...
- > Why would you even want something that only gives 1200 defense?
- > Set of Five glares at you
- > "Admit it! Nothing you have can defeat my deck!"
- > You scowl
- [Alright, tell me what to do.]
- >[How about I take over and-]
- > You mentally sigh
- [Monster duels are too dangerous for stallions. Besides, I can't mind crush her if you're in control.]
- > [Hmm. Good point. Alright, so all you do this turn is set Superheavy Samurai Soulpiercer face down.]
- > ...
- [It has zero defense, it will die if anything battles it.]
- > [That's the point. Just do it.]
- [Fine.]
- "I set my monster face down and pass the turn."
- > Set of Five cackles
- > "That's all? Prepare yourself for unstoppable power!"
- > She draws a card
- > "I summon Lady of D!"
- > [She wants the D so bad!]
- [Shut up]
- > "And use the Flute of Summoning Dragon to special summon my Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
- > [If you played my flute, it would sure special summon a white dragon of something]
- [Shut Up]
- > "Blue Eyes! Destroy his monster!"
- > You scowl, placing your monster in the graveyard
- [Now what?]
- > [It's ability activates. Search your deck for Superheavy Samurai Big Waraji.]
- "Not so fast! My monster's ability activates and I take..."
- > [Superheavy Samurai Big Waraji.]
- "Superheavy Samurai Big Waraji from my deck and add it to my hand!"
- > Set of Five sneers
- > "A mere 1800 defense is nothing before my Blue Eyes! Lady of D, attack his life points directly!"
- > You stagger back, shaken by the loss but not discouraged
- > [Hey, can we do the heart of the cards thing now?]
- > You frown
- [That requires a depth of trust in your cards that-]
- > [Come on, I totally trust my extra-thicc fighty lads enough for magic cheating!]
- [It's not cheating! It's friendship!]
- > Set of Five smirks
- > "Your turn, Anonymous. Take your time, there isn't much left for you."
- > You growl
- > Her arrogance is no less grating than it was a millennia ago
- > Let's just get this over with
- "I know my monsters have my back! Come to me, extra thick samurai!"
- > [Superheavy Samurai]
- [SHUT UP! THAT WAS YOUR FAULT!]
- > You draw a card, ignoring Anon's snickering in the background
- > It's... another 1200 defense thingy
- > Did the heart of the cards fail you? Or maybe you didn't trust in the supethick samurai enough?
- > [Nah, we got this. Special summon Waluigi and the trumpeter. We're about to lay down some sick doots.]
- > This is all too confusing.
- > Back in your day, you had normal monsters, a few spells, and a few traps
- > A field spell, if you were lucky
- > Now...
- "I special summon Superthick Samurai Waluigi and Trumpter!"
- > You place the two monsters on the field
- [Now what?]
- > [Synchro summon Superheavy Samurai Stealth Ninja from our extra deck in defense mode.]
- >...
- [Extra deck?]
- > [Yeah, that little pile of cards on the end there.]
- > ...
- > Now, a colt has to hold you by the hoof to handle some superthick lads
- "I synchro summon Superthick Samurai Stealth Ninja in defense mode!"
- > [Activate both Superheavy Samurai Soulshield Walls and equip them to the ninja.]
- "I activate two Soulshield Walls! My Ninja's defense is now 5200!"
- [Hey, we're pretty safe now. Nice job, Anon.]
- > He chuckles
- > [The Ninja can attack while in defense mode, using his defense instead of his attack. Did you even read the card?]
- > ...
- [I skimmed it.]
- > [Uh-huh. Just attack the Lady of D and win already.]
- > This feels like cheating
- "Superthick Ninja! -"
- > You are disoriented as Anon forcibly takes control
- "-attack the Lady of D with your secret butt fun attack!"
- > Thankfully, he cedes control back to you once he's had his say
- > Set of Five falls to her knees
- > "This is impossible! Nothing can be stronger than the Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
- > You scoff
- "You lost because you only trusted in your dragon. If you cared about your Lady of D as much as I care about my superthick lads, it would not have been over so quickly."
- > [That's bullshit, her deck just can't win as quickly as mine.]
- [And the heart of the cards has nothing to do with that?]
- > [...Okay, that might help. A little. Still magic cheating.]
- [It's not- ugh. Not the time.]
- "Mind crush!"
- > You walk away from the crumpled mare
- > You're too old for this
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