Pondolius

You are Pondolius, a rogue living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a long steel
 dagger and a length of rope. You walk down the city street looking for somehwere
 to steal from. You look around and see that it is pretty quiet. The only sounds
 you hear are your own breathing and the clinking of coins on a small brass stand.

Suddenly you feel something hit your back
> continue

The next thing you know you are lying on the ground with your throat ripped out
 by a man with a large knife. He looks at you and smiles as he pulls out your
 heart
> kick the man in the head

You kick him in the face causing him to fall backwards onto his behind. He tries
 to get up but you quickly grab his wrist and pull him into the wall. You then
 turn him over and begin stabbing him repeatedly in the chest until he falls
 unconscious
> rip the man's heart out

You take a deep breath and tear open the man's chest tearing out his heart. Blood
 spurts from his mouth as he dies. You feel a rush of power flow through you
 and you feel like you can do anything now
> feed the dead man his own heart

You stand back up and look down at the body of the man who just died. You see
 that it is still alive and you don't want to kill it so you decide to feed it
 its own heart
> spit on the corpse

You walk over to the corpse and spit on it. The smell is horrible and you immediately
 vomit. You feel sick for days afterwards. It isn't until years later when you
 meet a stranger that you learn what happened to this poor soul
> invade the United States of America

You are a powerful wizard and you have been for centuries. You have conquered
 many lands and made yourself very rich. But there is one place you haven't managed
 to conquer yet and that is the United States of America
> continue

Years pass and eventually you manage to conquer New York City. You make sure
 to wipe out all the other major cities first though. After conquering New York
 City you travel to Washington D.C. where you destroy the White House
> ask who is the president of the United States of America

You ask the man who stands before you. "Who is the President?" You demand.
"I am". He replies.
"What does he do?"
"He makes decisions about how the country should be run".

> "what is your name, Mr. President"


"My name is Donald J Trump"
"Good, I will call you that from now on".
"Thank you sir, may I sit down sir?"
"Of course you may" You reply and pat the seat next to you.

> flip desk over in the direction of the president

You flip the desk over in the direction of the president. As you do so you hear
 a loud noise followed by a shock wave. You then see the desk collapse under
 your feet. You scream and scramble away only to find yourself in a small room
 with no doors or windows
> look around me

You look around and see nothing has changed except you are now standing on top
 of a pile of rubble. You try to crawl away but you find that you cannot move.
 Your entire body hurts and you feel weak. You realize that you must either die
 here or escape.
> escape

You start to panic and think about all the things you could do to survive. You
 consider jumping off the building, running through the streets naked, hiding
 in a closet and eating a live kitten. Eventually you come to an agreement with
 yourself. You will jump off the building
> while eating the live kitten

You eat the kitten whole and feel great afterward. You also notice that you are
 not hungry anymore. You go outside and put the dead cat in your pocket. You
 then leave the building feeling refreshed. You then see a group of people watching
 you from afar
> examine the group of people, find out who they are

You examine the crowd and see several men and women dressed in black suits. They
 seem to be watching you intently. You recognize them as members of the Illuminati.
 They are a secret society dedicated to world domination
> stay out of sight and continue watching them

You remain hidden and watch the Illuminati closely. Eventually you spot one of
 their number walking towards you. You stop watching them and wait for him to
 approach. When he gets close you lunge forward and stab him in the back of the
 neck with your dagger
> dismantle the illuminati

You slowly dismantle the Illuminati. One by one they fall to the floor and die.
 Finally you stand up and see that you are alone in the room. You look around
 and see that everything is destroyed
> find out who is in power

You search the room and find that the door leading to the basement was locked.
 You discover that the Illuminati had placed a bomb inside the basement which
 exploded shortly after you entered. This killed most of them instantly and left
 you the sole survivor
> take control of the united states of america

You take control of the united states of america. You establish a dictatorship
 and rule the land with an iron fist. You build a massive wall around the land
 to keep out those who would oppose you. You create a police force to enforce
 your laws and maintain order
> who are my enemies

You search the room and find that the only person in the room is a woman wearing
 a mask. She seems to be the leader of the Illuminati. You figure she must be
 the one who created the bomb that killed everyone else in the room
> "Why kill your own people?"