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  1. * invisible is not happy
  2. <ski> why ?
  3. <Enuiga> Hello.
  4. <ski> hello Enuiga
  5. * invisible is now known as STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE
  6. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND SHE TRIES TO MAKE OUT LIKE SHE CARES!!!
  7. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> BUT SHE DOESN'T
  8. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, SHE LOSES INTEREST
  9. <ELQEYNN> Do you really care about your mom?
  10. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> EVERY TIME I TALK TO HER SHE TRIES TO LOOK INTERESTED
  11. <Sandie> i can also ues caps
  12. <Sandie> fail
  13. <ELQEYNN> Do you really care about your mom?
  14. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND THEN WHEN SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS AT IT SHE ALWAYS DECIDES TO "LET'S THINK ABOUT IT [FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS]"
  15. <Sandie> I CAN ALSO TYPE IN CAPS
  16. * StenPart (AndChat7604@slirc-1jc1c1.cust.telenor.se) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  17. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> STUPID WOMEN!!!
  18. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ** WOMAN!!!
  19. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???
  20. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> EVEN MY FRIEND WITH BIID DUMPED ME
  21. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND THEY HAD A CANE
  22. <ELQEYNN> Does that stuppid woman think that you care about her?
  23. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND ***THEY*** WERE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED I GET ONE
  24. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND I KNOW IT WILL HELP ME
  25. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> BUT SHE REFUSES
  26. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> EVEN THOUGH SHE AGREES THAT IT WILL HELP ME
  27. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND SHE TELLS ME SHE'LL GET ONE
  28. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> BUT THEN SHE FINDS 101 REASONS WHY SHE CAN'T
  29. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> LAST TIME IT WAS THE PRICE
  30. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> NOW IT'S BECAUSE SHE WON'T USE HER CARD ONLINE
  31. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> (BUT YET SHE WAS READY TO BUY A VACUUM CLEANER ONLINE)
  32. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???!!!
  33. <ELQEYNN> Could it be because whe thinks you don't care about her?
  34. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT - SHE CARES ABOUT ME AND I KNOW THAT SHE DOES
  35. <ELQEYNN> I couldn't afford to buy a Ford.
  36. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: YET SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO HELP ME, EVEN THOUGH SHE BRIBES ME BY MAKING ME THINK THAT SHE DOES
  37. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> OR MAYBE SHE DOES WANT TO HELP, BUT SHE'S OVERCOMPLICATING THINGS
  38. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> SO MAYBE SHE DOES WANT TO HELP, BUT SHE'S MAKING A MESS OF IT
  39. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> LOL I'LL GIVE HER THAT MUCH
  40. <ELQEYNN> How does she make you think that she cares?
  41. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY TALKS TO ME ABOUT IT
  42. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: AND WHEN I TALK ABOUT CANES THEN SHE GOES ON THE INTERNET AND RESEARCHES CANES
  43. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: AND THEN SAYS "I'LL GET YOU ONE"
  44. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: AND THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER "LET'S THINK ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE"
  45. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: AND SHE DOES THAT EVERY TIME
  46. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: AND EVERY TIME THE "WHILE" BECOMES TWO WEEKS, OR IN OTHER WORDS THE LENGTH OF TIME UNTIL I PESTER HER AGAIN
  47. <ELQEYNN> I'll go on the Internet and see where I can get a Lamborghini for three hundred dollars.
  48. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND THEN SHE GETS MAD AT ME FOR NOT FIXING HER VACCUM CLEANER WHEN I SAID I'D FIX IT ON TUESDAY
  49. * Momo1 (Momo@slirc-066.g0k.72.62.IP) has joined #asperger
  50. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE CANES COST THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS
  51. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: (ABOUT 30 TO 40 DOLLARS I THINK)
  52. <ELQEYNN> Could you fix the vacuum cleaner? Or do you just not want to spend the time?
  53. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: I TRIED THIS MORNING TO FIX IT
  54. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: SAID I NEEDED HELP
  55. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: SO SHE SAID SHE WOULD HELP
  56. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: SO I SAID I WOULD DO IT ON TUESDAY
  57. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: AS I WAS TIRED OF IT FROM DOING IT BY MYSELF THIS MORNING
  58. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: AND SHE IS BUSY ON MONDAY
  59. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: AND SHE WAS MAD AT ME FOR NOT LOOKING AT IT WITH HER THIS AFTERNOON
  60. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ELQEYNN: WHEN I HAD ALREADY SPENT ALL MORNING WITH IT
  61. * Momo (Momo@slirc-dm41n7.zeelandnet.nl) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
  62. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> Momo1: LOL LEARN TO USE THE /GHOST COMMAND
  63. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND I'M SICK OF HER PLAYING AROUND WITH ME LIKE THIS
  64. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> SHE EVEN BRIBED ME BY SAYING SHE WOULD GET ME A CANE
  65. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> A ***BIG*** BRIBE
  66. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND THEN DIDN'T STICK TO IT
  67. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND NOW SHE'S LOOKING AT IT AGAIN
  68. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> BECAUSE I TOLD HER TO
  69. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND THEN AGAIN SHE SAID SHE WOULD GET IT
  70. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> AND THEN SUDDENLY SHE DECIDES NOT TO
  71. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> *W**H**A**T* *T**H**E* *H**E**L**L* *I**S* *W**R**O**N**G* *W**I**T**H* *H**E**R*!?!?!?
  72. <Si> Huh, that reminds me, I need to buy a new cane.
  73. * STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE was kicked by CharlesR (wtf)
  74. <Si> That's... gonna result in drama.
  75. <Sandie> can there be more drama than that?
  76. * bittergeek (bittergeek@slirc-2eq72g.fios.verizon.net) has joined #asperger
  77. <Si> He's acting a bit like an entitled git.
  78. * STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE (user@slirc-duk86r.pobb.as13285.net) has joined #asperger
  79. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> LOL KICKING ME WHEN I AM AFK
  80. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> Si: VERY FUNNY, HA HA
  81. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> Si: (SARCASTIC)
  82. <~CharlesR> massive interferenceinvisible you are on the edge of another ban
  83. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> CharlesR: JUST GET ME THE CANE RATHER
  84. <~CharlesR> invisible you are on the edge of another ban
  85. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> CharlesR: AND IF YOU DO BAN ME, AT LEAST TELL ME HOW LONG IT'S FOR LOL WTF
  86. <Si> invisible, chill. You are kinda asking to be banned atm.
  87. <~CharlesR> your last ban was one month. next will be a year
  88. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> CharlesR: LOL I'VE NEVER SEEN A *FORUM* BAN SOMEONE SO LONG
  89. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> WHY IRC OPS ARE ALWAYS SO UPTIGHT COMPARED TO FORUM ADMINS I HAVE *NO* IDEA
  90. <~CharlesR> and after a year, the next is "eternal and forever"
  91. <Si> Because forum admins can delete the thread :P
  92. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> CharlesR: WELL I DON'T KNOW WHY *I* AM GETTING BANNED BECAUSE *MY MOTHER* WOULDN'T BUY ME A CANE
  93. <~CharlesR> FIBAL WARNING, invisible
  94. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> CharlesR: LOL SPELLING
  95. <~CharlesR> your mom wont buy you a white cane because it is ILLEGAL
  96. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> CharlesR: IT IS NOT ILLEGAL
  97. <Si> It's certainly immoral.
  98. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> CharlesR: LOL READ UK LAW BEFORE YOU MAKE STATEMENTS LIKE THAT
  99. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> Si: NOT IF IT'S FOR HEALTH REASONS (WHICH IT IS)
  100. <~CharlesR> your mom wont buy you a white cane because it is ILLEGAL for you to use one since you are not blind
  101. <Corin> STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE: Did you make yourself blind?
  102. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> CharlesR: THAT IS IN THE USA ONLY
  103. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> Corin: NOT YET, NO
  104. <Corin> That's good. I'm glad.
  105. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> /IGNORE Corin
  106. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> STUPID LINUX BOX SAYS "ACPI NOT FOUND"
  107. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> ASDFJI;ASEFI;]
  108. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> SAEFIJ;ASEFJOAES;]F
  109. <STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE> SAEIFJ;ASLEFKMAES
  110. * STUPID_MOM_WONT_BUY_ME_A_CANE (user@slirc-duk86r.pobb.as13285.net) has left #asperger ("Leaving")
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