Programming Sandwich

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[09:57] <Zimdale> I have an idea do it in Java
[09:58] <nathanpc_mobile> Guess what just happened?
[09:58] <nathanpc_mobile> No way Zimdale
[09:58] <Zimdale> everyone loves Java >.>
[09:58] <+CoreSystems> java is gud language
[09:58] <Zimdale> totally >.>
[09:59] <Zimdale> best there is >.>
[09:59] <+CoreSystems> errybody likes java
[10:00] <SkySom> FUCK YEA! JAVA!
[10:01] <SkySom> AND FUCK Y'ALL AND YOU HATIN'
[10:01] <+CoreSystems> I liek java
[10:02] <Zimdale> Shouldn't you be making sammiches SkySom?
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[10:03] <SkySom> OH I'LL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH ALREADY
[10:03] <SkySom> A KUNKLE SANDWICH THAT IS.
[10:05] <nathanpc_mobile> While you're at it SkySom, make a Java sandwich for me please.
[10:05] <Zimdale> a kunkle sandwhich you say?
[10:06] <SkySom> I'm going to need specs for that Java sandwich.
[10:06] <+CoreSystems> while you're over there with the Java leaking through the bread, I'll be laughing because my Python sandwich stays together
[10:06] <nathanpc_mobile> Lol
[10:07] <SkySom> Your Python sandwich will probably consist of everyone else's sandwich cobbled together
[10:07] <+CoreSystems> hey. that's PHP.
[10:07] <nathanpc_mobile> No, that's the PHP one
[10:07] <SkySom> Just don't look at it when you eat it.
[10:07] <+CoreSystems> and, in that case, I call your comeback and raise you a Ruby sandwich
[10:07] <+CoreSystems> I'll be shitting precious gems yo
[10:08] <Zimdale> and since real chefs made said php sandwhich is shall be the greatest tasting sandwhich in the world.
[10:08] <SkySom> I'll rise you a C sandwich. It'll take years to make and than it will segfault
[10:08] <nathanpc_mobile> It's going to be very slow to shit those gems
[10:09] <nathanpc_mobile> The C++ sandwich will be just like the C one, except you can add a variable amount of each ingredient
[10:10] <nathanpc_mobile> What about the Lisp sandwich?
[10:10] <SkySom> The Groovy sandwich will sorta like the java sandwich, but it'll fix what's wrong with the java sandwich
[10:10] <SkySom> It'll be stale nathanpc_mobile
[10:11] <Zimdale> What about the VB sandwhich.
[10:11] <Zimdale> It shall be made of plastic
[10:11] <SkySom> With no sharp edges.
[10:12] <SkySom> Wouldn't want the sandwich maker to accidently hurt themselves
[10:12] <Zimdale> very true.
[10:12] <SkySom> What about Objective C
[10:13] <nathanpc_mobile> Lol
[10:13] <Zimdale> It would take 12 months to make so by the time it is finished all the materials will be bad.
[10:13] <nathanpc_mobile> And the JS one?
[10:13] <Zimdale> It would have red errors everywhere and taste like ass
[10:13] <nathanpc_mobile> Lol
[10:14] <Zimdale> depending on where you eat it.
[10:14] <nathanpc_mobile> Yeah, don't forget the Good Parts
[10:14] <Zimdale> depends if you eat in IE or Chrome.
[10:14] <SkySom> IE 6
[10:14] <nathanpc_mobile> I would never eat the CSS one
[10:15] <Zimdale> agian depends on where oyu eat it
[10:15] <Zimdale> if you eat CSS in chrome
[10:15] <Zimdale> it would taste like god
[10:15] <Zimdale> if you eat it in IE
[10:15] <Zimdale> you'll probably die of aids
[10:15] <nathanpc_mobile> It's full of bugs and the IE part is awful
[10:15] <SkySom> The XML sandwich?
[10:15] <nathanpc_mobile> It'll have nothing inside SkySom
[10:16] <SkySom> You'd have to define the sandwich yourself
[10:16] <Zimdale> Thats why lets face it the php sandwhich would be the victor
[10:16] <nathanpc_mobile> Lol
[10:16] <Zimdale> you get the bread, ham, beef, cheese, mayo and mustard framework
[10:16] <Zimdale> piece them together and chow down
[10:17] <SkySom> Just don't look at it.
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[10:17] Topic for ##dreamincode: Happy Birthday Geo H. Hawt
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[10:18] <SkySom> And the person who gets the sandwich after you, will hate you.
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[10:18] <nathanpc_mobile> I think the Perl sandwich would be the best one
[10:18] <nathanpc_mobile> Because there are multiple ways to make it
[10:18] <SkySom> Does Perl even have a web frame work?
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[10:18] <nathanpc_mobile> Yes, Mojolicious
[10:19] <nathanpc_mobile> It's the beat web framework I've ever seen, seriously
[10:19] <SkySom> .... There must be a web framework for every thing.