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- Pick the month you were born:
- January-------I kicked
- February------I loved
- March----------I karate chopped
- April------------I licked
- May------------I jumped on
- June-----------I smelled
- July------------I did the Macarena With
- August--------I had lunch with
- September----I danced with
- October-------I sang to
- November-----I yelled at
- December-----I ran over
- Pick the day (number) you were born on:
- 1-------a birdbath
- 2-------a monster
- 3-------a phone
- 4-------a fork
- 5-------a snowman
- 6-------a gangster
- 7-------my mobile phone
- 8-------my dog
- 9-------my best friends` boyfriend
- 10-------my neighbour
- 11-------my science teacher
- 12-------a banana
- 13-------a fireman
- 14-------a stuffed animal
- 15-------a goat
- 16-------a pickle
- 17-------your mom
- 18-------a spoon
- 19------- a smurf
- 20-------a baseball bat
- 21-------a ninja
- 22-------Chuck Norris
- 23-------a noodle
- 24-------a squirrel
- 25-------a football player
- 26-------my sister
- 27-------my brother
- 28-------an iPod
- 29-------a surfer
- 30-------a homeless guy
- 31-------a llama
- What is the last number of the year you were born:
- 1--------- In my car
- 2 --------- On your car
- 3 --------- In a hole
- 4 --------- Under your bed
- 5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
- 6 --------- sliding down a hill
- 7 --------- in an elevator
- 8---------- at the dinner table
- 9 -------- In line at the bank
- 0 -------- in your bathroom
- Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
- White---------because I`m cool like that
- Black---------because that`s how I roll.
- Pink-----------because I`m NOT crazy.
- Red-----------because the voices told me to.
- Blue-----------because I`m sexy and I do what I want
- Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
- Purple---------because I`m AWESOME!
- Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he`s my leader.
- Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
- Orange--------because my family thinks I`m stupid anyway.
- Brown---------because I can.
- Other----------because I`m a Ninja!
- None----------because I can`t control myself!
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