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- "And here we see two bat ponies arguing."
- >You straighten your tie and point at the two screeing bat ponies
- >You just found a camera and wanted to fuck with some bats
- >Speck and Echo were screeing at each other
- >You don't know why
- >It was probably some kind of weird sex ritual
- >You sit on a bench and continue narrating the tale of the screeing bats
- "Note the pitch of the scree. This is the uh... Pitch they use when they are sexually frustrated!"
- >You laugh and look back at the camera
- >Yes, just another normal day in Hollow Shades
- >The two bats apparently stopped screeing, and were now glaring at you
- >Echo opens her mouth while Speck pouts
- >"Cmon Anon! We were just comparing our screes!"
- >Speck nods her head wildly
- >You cock your head questioningly
- "You're sure you two weren't trying to release all the pent up frustration that every single bat here holds?"
- >Echo glares
- >Ohshit.jpg
- >She starts coming towards you, slowly
- "Hey Echo. You can stop coming towards me now."
- >You gulp
- >"I'll show you sexual frustration, Anon!"
- >The camera falls to the ground as Echo tackles you, presumably doing various things to your face with her...
- >Yeah.
- >These bats are frustrated almost all the time.
- >At least the mares are.
- >You finish looking at the footage, and spit out the mouthwash you had in your mouth
- "Damn bats."
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