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Fall of Cleveland 16 - Buddy Trip

Jan 18th, 2014
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  1. http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/1262
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  3. Written by Tabula Rojo
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  5. Buddy Trip
  6. >You are a chubby little fluffy unicorn stallion named Buddy
  7. >You have a white coat and dark red mane and tail
  8. >You are a very happy Fluffy!
  9. >You are lucky enough to have a really nice Daddy
  10. >Sure most Fluffies think they have nice Daddies
  11. >But you are pretty sure you have the nicest Daddy around
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  13. >Mostly because your daddy stays home every day and plays with you!
  14. >He only ever leaves to get yummy nummies for you and himself
  15. >Although on most days he spends a real long time staring at his “waptop”
  16. >And when he’s busy doing that he won’t play with you
  17. >But that’s okay cause when he he gives you scratchies behind your ears instead
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  19. >You love your daddy and he always says how much he loves you and how good you are
  20. >He says you’re good cause you try your best to be quiet when he’s busy
  21. >You almost never make bad poopies…
  22. >Except for that time you got tummy owies from eating garbage nummies
  23. >But that’s another story
  24. >One night you and your daddy were watching the “teebee”
  25. >”Meanie Hoomin Wif Cane” says funny things
  26. >You and Daddy laugh as he hand feeds you popcorn
  27. >Meanie Hoomin goes away
  28. >”YAY! Time fo’ co-mer-shals!” you shout
  29. >Daddy doesn’t like co-mer-shals
  30. >But since you’re a good fluffy he lets you watch them
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  32. >First co-mer-shal starts
  33. >Funny little lizard munsta says lots of big words in his silly voice
  34. >His silly voice always makes you laugh
  35. >Lizard munsta goes away
  36. >Next you see a breath taking sight
  37. >A Mountain Of Spaghetti!
  38. >Literally a mountain! You can tell the scale from the houses around it
  39. >There’s a voice saying something but you’re too entranced by the power of Spaghetti to listen
  40. >Then the camera cuts away and you see a bunch of other Fluffies!
  41. >They’re frolicking and playing with a shiny red ball on a big field of green grassies!
  42. >Some others are being lead around on leashes or being carried by their Mommies and Daddies
  43. >One Fluffy and his daddy go up to a nice Mista in a funny hat and he gives them a bowl of Spaghetti!
  44. >Then the camera cuts to a blue earth fluffy that says “Fwuffy wuv sketti wand! Bwring you fwuffies to Sketti wand in Cweavwand!”
  45. >That’s the spaghetti strand that broke the fluffy’s back
  46. >You jump on your back hooves and put your fore hooves on your daddy’s chest
  47. >”Daddy! Daddy! Wan go tah Cweavwand! Go tah Sketties Wand!” you beg with all your might
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  49. >Watching a recording of House with Buddy
  50. >That Hugh Laurie keeps the two of you in stitches
  51. >Although you doubt Buddy actually “gets it”
  52. >Anyway commercials come on
  53. >You sigh
  54. >You can’t stand commercials
  55. >Half the reason you got a DVR in the first place
  56. >But they seem to make Buddy happy so when you two are watching together you let them run
  57. >After a spot for Geico an Ad comes up that seems to really grab Buddy’s attention
  58. >Looks like an Ad for some new tourist trap in Cleveland
  59. >Spaghetti Land? The Fuck? Stupidest name ever
  60. >Although you have to admit those Fluffies and their owners do seem to be having fun
  61. >At the end they managed to get a Fluffy to do a proper line read
  62. >You’re impressed
  63. >It’s at this point that you find Buddy actually getting off his chubby little fluffy ass
  64. >He’s begging to go to “Sketties Wand”
  65. >His big brown eyes filled with passion
  66. >You consider this for a moment
  67. >Cleveland is not too terribly far
  68. >And you can tell this would make Buddy REALLY happy
  69. >You check your cell
  70. >Your schedule is open around the time the park opens later this month
  71. >"Alright Buddy" you say scratching him behind the ears "We'll go"
  72. >Buddy gasps in excitement as his eyes light up
  73. >Buddy jumps onto the floor and bounds about the room
  74. >"WE GOIN TAH SKETTIES WAND! WE GOIN TAH SKETTIES WAND! WE GOIN TAH SKETTIES WAND!" He chants with glee
  75. >You haven't seen him move his fat fluffy ass like that since he was a little colt
  76. >He stops and tugs on your pant leg
  77. >"Wets go Daddy!" he grabs his leash from the shelf next to the door
  78. >He beams widely with the leash in his teeth
  79. >You laugh at his enthusiasm
  80. >"No Buddy we aren't going now."
  81. >His goofy smile turns to a goofy frown
  82. >He drops his leash and tears well up in his eyes
  83. >"W-we not goin tah sketties wand?" He says with sniffle
  84. >"Of course we're going you Silly Fluffy" you say with a reassuring scratch behind his ears
  85. >"We'll go at the end of the month, think you can wait that long?"
  86. >Buddy contemplates this for a good 10 minutes
  87. >You take this time to cue up your House recording
  88. >You're used to his slow mental processing by now but you still wonder if you may have broken him
  89. >"Otay Daddy!" He finally says with a smile "Buddy can wait"
  90. >Now that that’s settled, you need to hit the head
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  92. >You are SO EXCITED!
  93. >Daddy says you’re going to Sketties Wand
  94. >Not right now though
  95. >At the end of the “month”
  96. >You aren’t sure how long a “month” is, but you hope the of it end is coming soon
  97. >After you tell daddy you can wait he gets up from his big soft thing
  98. >He has to “go to the bathroom”
  99. >That’s his way of saying he has to make poopies
  100. >Silly Daddy he should say what he means, and mean what he says
  101. >You decide to go poopies too
  102. >Your litter box is out on the big wood place that daddy calls “The Deck”
  103. >You go through your special door and waddle happily over to the litter box
  104. >You’re still so excited!
  105. >After you finish, you hear a noise in the grass
  106. >It’s almost dark time but it’s still bright enough for you to see
  107. >You look out in the grass and see a bunch of other Fluffy Ponies!
  108. >”HI NEW FWENDS!” you shout waving your stubby little hoof
  109. >As they come closer to the deck you notice they’re kind of dirty
  110. >Furthermore they don’t smell pretty, but you’re in too good a mood for that to bother you
  111. >You are met with a cacophony of greetings and other babble
  112. >”Hi new fwiend!” “Fwuffy wuv new fwiend” “Gif huggies?” “Gif nummies?”
  113. >You are eager to share the good news you have
  114. >”Fwuffies, mai Daddy is takin me to Sketties Wand!”
  115. >”Wah Sketties Wand? Fwuffy wuv Sketties” asks an inquisitive young stallion
  116. >”Sketties Wand da bes pwace evah! Deres gween gwassies fo’ pwaying in, shiny wed bawws to woll awound, an aww da sketties yuu can eat!” you explain excitedly to the gathered masses
  117. >”Whewe is dis pwace?” another fluffy asks
  118. >You take in a deep breath and pause for dramatic effect
  119. >
  120. >”CWEAVWAND!”
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