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- CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
- CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- [#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
- CPP: [WELCOME TO PROJECT BINARY A.I. V 0.1.0 TERMINAL]
- ?GG banned CPP from responding to memo: [or is he].
- CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG.
- No external channel messages (#DTG)
- [#DTG] Welcome to the memo for Destroy the Godmodder! If you have no idea what that is, go look it up you nerd.
- ??? godmoddedGolem [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
- ?GG: kek
- CPP: [PLEASE INPUT COMMAND]
- ?GG: /dankmemes
- CPP: [INPUT: /dankmemes]
- CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CTG: I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO TYPE DANKMEMES
- ?GG: ha
- CPP: [OUTPUT: I was literally just about to type dankmemes, I'm not even joking, it's all just a joke, a joaje, a jest, the infinite jest, crisis on infinite earth, crisis unforeseen, seen, sin, sin-1(10/4), four times four is sixteen, sixteen times four is NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRR]
- CTG: wow
- CURRENT canidaePsionic [CCP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CCP: /illumintooty
- CTG: inspirational
- CTG: /loominarty
- CCP: ^
- CPP: [INPUT: /illumintooty]
- CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty]
- CPP: ERROR: LOCKED BEHIND CODE
- CTG: ???
- CURRENT chemicalAssailant [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CCA: /cheat
- CTG: what does that mean?
- CPP: [INPUT: /cheat]
- CCA: (you gotta enter a cheat code
- CTG: oh
- CCA: to get it)
- CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
- CCA: C0NF 1RMD
- CTG: B1LL LL1B
- ?GG: ...t-shırt gatlıng gun
- CPP: [INPUT: C0NF 1RMD]
- ?GG: that's amazıng
- CPP: [Cheat code recognized. New command unlocked!]
- CPP: [INPUT: B1LL LL1B]
- CCA: ((check help))
- CPP: [Cheat code not recognized.]
- CTG: /help
- CCP: /help loominαrty
- CPP: [INPUT: /help]
- CPP: [OUTPUT: [You have called up the Help menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To access a basic list of commands, input /help basic. To access an advanced list of commands, please input the required login credentials in the form of /username FIELD REQUIRED and /password FIELD REQUIRED.]
- CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CAU: /verify
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty help]
- CCP: inβ4 "confirmed!!!!!!!!"
- CURRENT flamingCarbohydrates [CFC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CFC: /highnoon
- CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /loominarty command. This command was designed in accordance with Professor Uncle Grandpa's curriculum on jumping to conclusions. It allows the A.I. to start at a reference point and, using its advanced computing, link it towards one of MTT Industries' corporations, known as the Illuminati. Typically used as a test for the A.I.'s processing power or as a joke.]
- CPP: [The parameters for the command are /loominarty REFERENCEPOINT, with the reference point being the object the A.I. must link to the Illuminati.]
- CCP: /loominαrty high noon
- CPP: [INPUT: /verify]
- CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
- CPP: [INPUT: /highnoon]
- CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty high noon]
- CPP: [Processing... Please hold, this might take some time.]
- ?GG: so what's up wıth norman reedus' funky fetus
- CPP: [OUTPUT: High Noon is a phrase said by McCree in Overwatch. Overwatch is a clone of Team Fortress 2. Team Fortress 2 has nine playable characters. There are nine members of The Order. The Order 1886 has a score of 63 on Metacritic. 6 + 3 = 9. I is the ninth letter of the alphabet. The eye is an organ used for human sight. The Eye of Providence is an occult symbol found on the back of the dollar bill. The Eye of Providence is associated with the Illuminati. Illuminati confirmed.]
- CTG: oh my god
- CCP: nice
- ?GG: /loomınarty obvlıon
- CPP: ((obvlion?))
- ?GG: *wınks*
- CCP: /loominαrty <0>
- ?GG: ıt was a joke
- ?GG: because ı made that post
- CPP: ((then I'm not counting it))
- ?GG: dıd you not see my post back then
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty <0>]
- CPP: [Processing... Please hold, this might take some time.]
- ?GG: /loomınarty pınary
- CPP: [OUTPUT: <0> is the symbol of the Chaos Butterfly. The Chaos Butterfly is an antagonist in Destroy the Godmodder: Chaos. DTG:Chaos is found on the DTG Forums. There are six letters in the word "Forums." The symbol <0> contains the number zero. 6 / 0 returns an error. A common kind of error is a 404 error. The 404th Pokemon in the National Pokedex is Luxio. Luxio has a catch rate of 120. 1 + 2 + 0 = 3. A triangle is a three-sided polygon. The Eye of Providence is a triangle. The Eye of Providence is associated with the Illuminati. Illuminati confirmed.]
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty Pinary]
- CPP: [OUTPUT: No correlation needed.]
- ?GG: ha
- CTG: FUCK
- CFC: oh shit
- CFC: /illuminooti
- CCP: pinαry is loominαrty confrim111111111111111
- ?GG: /loomınarty ambıguousTheoretıcıan
- CPP: [INPUT: /illuminooti]
- CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
- CCP: /loominαrty illuminooti
- CFC:
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty ambiguousTheoretician]
- CPP: [Processing... Please hold, this might take some time.]
- CCP: "βuilding rocκets in north κoreα is α good ideα"
- CPP: [ambiguousTheoretician is the chumhandle of TheLordErelye. In Quenya, Ereb means lonely. Quenya is a fictional language. Mandarin Chinese is a real language. In Mandarin Chinese, China is said as "zhong guo." "Zhong guo" contains 8 letters. Basement also contains 8 letters. A basement also contains a mother. Mother knows best. But does she know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a breakfast cereal. Cheerios is also a breakfast cereal. Cheerios has 8 letters. 8 + 8 + 8 = 24. 24 / 8 = 3. A triangle is a three-sided polygon. The Eye of Providence is a triangle. The Eye of Providence is associated with the Illuminati. Illuminati confirmed.]
- CFC: T0AST
- CURRENT pionoPlayer [CPP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CPP: You went such a roundabout way
- CPP: You probably could've hit !lluminati confirmed in like, 3 jumps.
- CTG: that's the point
- CPP: <c+#0c0>((the joke is to make it as convoluted as possible.))
- CPP: fair enough
- CCP: /loominαrty Pis-Godmodder
- CPP: Anyways, !'ve gotta go
- CPP: Ciao
- CPP ceased responding to memo.
- CCP: βye
- CTG: pis godmodder???
- CPP: ((Pis-Godmodder?))
- CAU: aw piss
- CPP: ((hold on let me test something))
- CPP: ((
- CPP: ((P
- CPP: ((Pis-Godmodder?))
- CPP: ((Pis-Godmodde
- CPP: ((Pis-Godmodder?
- CPP: ((Pis-Godmodder?)
- CCP: ((A joking mispell of Psi-godmodder, from when i accidentally spelt my name as "canidaePisoonic))
- CPP: ((Pis-Godmodder?))
- CTG: what the hell
- CTG: pinary are you ok
- CPP: ((ugh whatever))
- CCP: ((it's records are broken))
- CPP: [PLEASE INPUT COMMAND.]
- CCP: /loominαrty Ψ
- CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CUC: /super
- CUC: damn
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty Ψ]
- CAU: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/136/223/628.png
- CPP: [OUTPUT: Ψ is Psi. Psi is the second-to-last letter in the Greek Alphabet. Penultimate means second-to-last. A pen is a writing utensil. The pen is mightier than the sword. The Drifter in Hyper Light Drifter carries a sword. Hyper Light Drifter was created by Heart Machine. The heart is an organ that pumps blood. Blood is thicker than water. Water is a polar substance. Polar substances have an asymmetrical distribution of charge. Bulls are rumored to charge when they see red. Red is the color of malevolent splits. Split is a malevolent Split. Split created himself in the year 2427. 2 + 4 + 2 + 7 = 15. Split has 5 letters. 15 / 5 = 3. A triangle is a three-sided polygon. The Eye of Providence is a triangle. The Eye of Providence is associated with the Illuminati. Illuminati confirmed.]
- CCP: κeκ
- CPP: [INPUT: /super]
- CCP: this is αn αωesome commαnd
- CPP: [OUTPUT: HOT.]
- CCP: /loominαrty /loominαrty
- ?GG: /loomınarty matpat
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty /loominarty]
- CPP: [OUTPUT: No correlation needed.]
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty MatPat]
- CPP: [Processing... Please hold, this may take a while.]
- CCP: Life goαl 1 complete: Nuκe Toκyo
- CPP: [OUTPUT: MatPat runs a YouTube channel called The Game Theorists. He ends every one of his videos with the phrase, "But that's just a theory. A game theory." Said phrase consists of 30 letters. MatPat consists of 6 letters. 30 * 6 = 180. The year 180 was a leap year. Leap years create an extra day, February 29th. On European calendars, this is known as 29/2. 29 / 2 = 14.5. 180 / 14.5 = 12.4138. "413" are the numerals of the Blind Prophets. Blindness is the inability to see. "See" rhymes with "Destroy the Godmodder 3." DTG3 is nonexistent. The_Nonexistent_Tazz is nonexistent. Tazz is the creator of the third main DTG game. A triangle is a polygon with three sides. The Eye of Providence is a triangle. The Eye of Providence is related to the Illuminati. Illuminati confirmed.]
- CCP: /loominαrty donαld Trump
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty Donald Trump]
- CCA: [OUTPUT: No correlation needed.]
- CCP: κeκ
- CUC: dammit cobalt
- CCP: ^
- CUC: you nearly fooled me
- CAU: same haha
- CAC ceased responding to memo.
- CFC:
- CPP: [OUTPUT: Donald Trump is a nominee for the President of the United States of America. The United States of America was founded in 1776. 1 + 7 + 7 + 6 = 21. 2 + 1 = 3. 3 is a prime number. Godmodder Prime entered DTG2 on December 7th, 2013, in an event known as Zero Hour. Zero Hour was an event published by DC Comics. D is the 4th letter of the alphabet. C is the 3rd letter of the alphabet. 4 * 3 = 12. 1 + 2 = 3. 3 + 3 = 6. Six rhymes with licks. The world may never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. There are 7 letters in the word "Tootsie." SEVENSEVENSEVENSEVENSEVENSEVENSEVEN, also known as [7x7], is a highly successful documentary about future events. The future is any event that has not yet happened from your point in time. Future's past is a rare phenomenon where an event takes place in the objective future and subjective past at the same time. Perception is subjective. This is a quote from FEZ. FEZ has 3 letters. A triangle has 3 sides. The Eye of Providence is a triangle. Illuminati confirmed.]
- CPP: ((did anything get cut off))
- CFC: no?
- CCP: no
- CPP: [PLEASE INPUT COMMAND.]
- CCW ceased responding to memo.
- CCP: /loominαrty cαts
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty cats]
- CPP: [You have used up your quota of Loominarties for the day. Please waste your pitiful brainpower trying to convince people that are actually real that your fake conspiracy theories somehow have a shred of meaning.]
- CCP: κ
- CCP: gonnα go hoi4
- CUC: /transmission 123456789
- CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 123456789]
- CPP: [OUTPUT: No transmission detected.]
- CFC: /loominarty modpack
- CCP: qoutα
- CPP: [INPUT: /loominarty modpack]
- CPP: [What did the fuck did I just say? :)]
- CCP: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- CFC: heh
- CCP: FC: [You hαve used up your quotα of Loominαrties for the dαy. Pleαse ωαste your pitiful βrαinpoωer trying to convince people thαt αre αctuαlly reαl thαt your fακe conspirαcy theories somehoω hαve α shred of meαning.]
- CFC: hey i'm playing overwatch at the same time
- CUC: /transmission 189381184
- CUC: ((this one might be interesting))
- CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 189381184]
- CPP: [OUTPUT: Incoming transmission. Warning: low quality.]
- CPP: [--ololo--lololo--ololo--olol--ohehol--olololol--lol]
- CPP: [Transmission terminated.]
- CUC: There was a secret hidden in that 9-digit number.
- CPP: ((???))
- CUC: 18-9-3-8-1-18-4
- CCA: "RICHARD"
- CCA: ((translated))
- CUC: ayep
- CPP: ((how was I supposed to know that))
- CPP: ((there WAS a heh in there though))
- CCA: ((hah))
- CPP: ((so.... interpret that as you will.))
- CUC: ((no idea, just playing around with names, letters, and numbers))
- CUC: like notch
- CUC: 14-15-20-3-8
- CUC: just add 1 more number and that could be a transmission
- CUC: heh
- CCA: ugh out of botania mana
- ?GG: /transmıssıon {4'}-8'-'6-11'-'8-6'
- ?GG:
- CFC: talk to you guys tomorrow
- CFC: cya
- CFC ceased responding to memo.
- CUC: Let's see, what other significant 9-digit numbers could be transmissions
- CUC: aha
- CUC: /transmission 413413413
- CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 413413413]
- CPP: [OUTPUT: Incoming transmission.]
- CPP: [Everyone loved my ending. Everyone loved my ending. Everyone loved my ending. Everyone loved my ending. Everyone loved my ending. Everyone loved my ending. Everyone loved my ending. Vriska did nothing wrong. Everyone loved my ending.]
- CPP: [Transmission terminated.]
- CCP: so true
- CCP: αnd βy so true, i meαn, "vrisκα did nothing ωrong"
- CUC: so that's hussie on the line then
- CCP: yes
- CUC: how about...
- CCP: /trαnsmission 314314314
- CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 314314314]
- CUC: /transmission 777777749
- CUC: oop
- CPP: [OUTPUT: Incoming transmission.]
- CPP: [helo. im am... LRDE E--]
- CPP: ((/afk))
- CPP: ((/back))
- CPP: [INPUT: /transmission 777777749]
- CPP: [OUTPUT: Incoming transmission.]
- CPP: [You could have stopped it.]
- CPP: [Transmission terminated.]
- CURRENT canonW [CCW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CCW: Sup.
- CTG: hey
- CCP: hello cαnon
- CCP: pinαry is occur
- CCW: K, will fuck off then.
- CCW ceased responding to memo.
- CPP: ((if pinary is occur then how come no one's doing anything about it))
- CUC: oh soz
- CUC: sec
- CUC: was reading chaosdop
- CCP: chαosdoped?
- CUC: ye dop dopped
- CUC: partdopped for now
- CUC: no fitedop yet
- CUC: o w8
- CUC: there is
- CCA: HAHAHA!
- CCA: with the help of my terra shatterer
- CCA: I finished digging out the underground area
- CCA: time to build the base
- CCP: nice
- CPP: brb
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