Shopcat Store Dialogue

CATSHOP_BUY = {
			"You will not regret this purchase!",
			"Thank you for your business!",
			"An excellent choice!",
			"Your taste in soft warez is exquisite!",
			"Don't forget to read the readme!",
		},
		CATSHOP_SELL = {
			"A classic piece of soft warez. Where did you find this?",
			"I will give this a good home.",
			"Normally I only buy mint condition, but you have an honest face.",
			"I am doing you a big favour taking this. You should really be paying me.",
			"Thank you, human. A fair transaction!",
		},
		CATSHOP_BUYBACK = {
			"What is wrong? That was a good bargain, no?",
			"You don't want to do that? Why are you teasing me?",
			"We are here to perform transaction, not to play with sparkly buttons.",
			"Are these soft warez not to your liking, human?",
		},
		CATSHOP_OPEN = {
			"Greetings, Human! I have soft warez for your consumption!",
			"Make this transaction quick! My ball of twine is waiting!",
			"Each code line is custom-personalized. Very high quality work!",
			"Hello customer! Artisan data packages, just for you!",
			"Welcome to Shopcat's Soft Warez Emporium!",
			"Round zeros! Straight ones! A fair price, and thumping beats!"
		},

		SMALLCATSHOP_BUY = {
			"THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS.",
			"PURCHASE COMPLETE. PLEASE VISIT A GR@ND B@Z@@R FOR EVEN MORE VALUE!",
			"HIGH LEVEL PROGRAMS AVAILABLE AT OUR FULL-SIZE LOCATIONS.",
			"THE CAT IS WHERE IT IS AT.",
		},
		SMALLCATSHOP_SELL = {
			"TRANSACTION COMPLETE.",
			"BITS FLAGGED FOR RECYCLING.",
			"JOIN OUR LOYALTY PROGRAM TODAY!",
		},
		SMALLCATSHOP_BUYBACK = {
			"RETURN PROCESSED.",
		},
		SMALLCATSHOP_OPEN = {
			"WELCOME TO THE AUTO_TERM M1N1-B@Z@@R.",
			"QUALITY SOFTWARE AT QUALITY PRICES.",
			"YOUR ONE-STOP SOFTWARE SHOP.",
			"ALL PROGRAMS GUARANTEED* 100% BUG-FREE",