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- p1
- Oh
- Done with work?
- I know! I should pull a prank on him♪
- Hehe. P-san always gets startled so it never gets old.
- It's your punishment for keeping Yuzu waiting.
- Lights off...
- and behind the door...
- Good to go.
- p2
- He's here!
- He's not coming in...
- Well this is the 81st time I've scared him as he comes in
- He's probably caught on by now~
- p3
- *shuffling noises*
- p4
- Eeeeeeh!?
- Pinyakorata!?
- It walks...?
- W-what's it doing?
- It looks like its searching for something...
- p5
- phew
- "I'm looking for something"
- That's probably what it's saying to itself...
- I can't let it find me
- p6
- I quickly threw something and made some noise in the hallway
- I wonder if that fooled it into thinking I escaped...?
- Uuu~ P-san! If only P-san came!
- So he's a monster that isn't easily fooled...
- p7
- The lights are on...
- Hey, Yuzu?
- You here?
- It's P-san's voice!!
- You're late, P-sa--
- p8
- ...You
- You can mimic voices too...
- Pinyakorata...
- Indeed.
- I can.
- p9
- I've finally found you!
- Ugh I can't breathe
- Kitami Yuzu! Now's the time to regret your "Stab!"
- Honoka-han cared for me so much, but I gained a soul!
- Taste the fear of thinking "I might die."
- Uugh
- I won't let you call for help!
- Ah!
- p10
- ...heh
- Hehehe...
- Wha-!
- Why are you laughing? Have you lost your mind in despair!?
- Or because you can't breathe your not thinking straight!? Pinya-pinya!
- No, I can breathe pretty normally.
- Huh, what do you--
- I don't mean it that way.
- This is a reassuring smile because P-san is about to arrive.
- ...Impossible. He won't be done with work for another 30 minutes!
- Hey, Yuzu~?
- You here~?
- No way!
- I can't let P-san see me...!
- p11
- You're not getting away!
- P-san! I'm here~!
- Oh, you are here...
- Wait, where are you? Are you hiding somewhere again?
- Fufufu... Just stay put.
- Pinya!? I'm sorry, I won't do it again!
- I'll make up for it, just don't let P-san find out about me~!
- 'kay, I'll keep your secret.
- Huh?
- P-san takes keeping his idols safe his priority.
- If he found out about a danger like you, he'd quickly blow you to smithereens. But if that happened
- Honoka-chan, who knows nothing about this, would be sad, right?
- p12
- Dammit, where are you?
- I'm pretty sure I heard you around here...
- He's coming, hide yourself.
- Pinya
- ...Tell me one thing.
- Just a minute ago
- How did you know P-san wouuld come...
- ...It doesn't matter.
- At first, the thing I threw down the hallway
- was the key to my house with my Yuzu strap attached to it♪
- If that fooled you
- and you thought that I had left the room and went into the hallway, that'd let me know you're a dumb monster and that'd be the end of that.
- But I was wrong, you ignored the sounds and continued to search the room. You might be a smart monster...
- p13
- But that's fine in it's own way, because the key had a second objective.
- It was to get P-san, who was doing work in the other room, to come to this room quickly.
- He'd easily know it was my key on the ground.
- Once he left the work room, he'd come here.
- I-I don't understand! How did you know he would come at that moment!?
- Hm? That's because... I looked at the time on my cellphone.
- It's almost time for P-san to take a dump...
- What did you say?
- I said, nearly every day P-san takes a crap at the same time. The stamina drinks do a number on his digestive system.
- You had this planned out!
- Hey.
- We call 8 o'clock poop time.
- An idol shouldn't be saying 'crap' so much!
- Hey, I said.
- I can here you. Just who's a shitP?
- Besides that...
- Pinyakorata, you...
- can talk?
- p14
- After explaining the situation, he relatively easily accepted it.
- Honoka-chan said something odd like, "Having a talking doll is the best. I'll raise him properly."
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