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Things are never
gonna be the same now.

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I mean, look at this.

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- You got aliens.
- Mm.

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You got big green guys
tearing down buildings.

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When I was a kid,
I used to draw cowboys and Indians.

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Um, actually, it's Native American,
but whatever.

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Yeah. Tell you what, though.

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It ain't bad, is it?

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No. Yeah.

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Kid's got a future.

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Yeah, well...

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we'll see, I guess.

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No, hey! Uh-uh!

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You can't saw through that stuff.

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These alien bastards are tough.

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You gotta use the stuff they use.

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- See? All right.
- All right.

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Oh, hey!

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Glad you could join us. Afternoon.

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- Yeah. My alarm didn't go off.
- Yeah, your alarm.

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Look, just go stack
that armor plating like I asked you.

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This is a huge deal for us.

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Attention, please!

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In accordance
with Executive Order 396B...

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all post-battle cleanup operations
are now under our jurisdiction.

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Thank you for your service.
We'll take it from here.

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Who the hell are you?

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Qualified personnel.

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Look, I have a city contract to salvage
all this, okay, with the city, so...

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I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage
operations are now under our jurisdiction.

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Please turn over any and all
exotic materials that you've collected...

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or you will be prosecuted.

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Ma'am, what am...?

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Please. Come here.
Hey, lady, come on.

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Look...

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I bought trucks for this job.

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I brought in a whole new crew.

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These guys have a family.
I have a family.

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I'm all in on this. I could lose my house.

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I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do.

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Maybe next time,
don't overextend yourself.

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What'd you say?

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Yeah.

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He's right. I overextended myself.

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- Unh!
- Hey, hey, hey.

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- Don't do it.
- Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

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Put them down.

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If you have a grievance,
you may take it up with my superiors.

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Your superiors. Who the hell are they?

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<i>A joint venture
between Stark Industries...</i>

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<i>and the government...</i>

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<i>the Department of Damage Control,
will oversee the collection...</i>

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<i>and storage of alien
and other exotic materials.</i>

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Now the assholes who made this mess
are paid to clean it up.

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Yeah, it's all rigged.

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<i>Experts estimate there
are over 1500 tons of exotic material...</i>

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<i>scattered throughout the tri-state area.</i>

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Hey, chief!
We have another load from yesterday.

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We're supposed to turn this in, right?

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I ain't hauling it.

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It's too bad.

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We could have made some cool stuff
from all that alien junk.

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I tell you what.

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Let's keep it.

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The world's changing.

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It's time we change, too.

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<i>♪ Yeah, you got satin shoes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, you got ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Plastic boots ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Y'all got cocaine eyes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, you got speed-freak jive ♪</i>

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There you go, Mason.

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<i>♪ Can't you hear me knocking
On your window ♪</i>

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Business is good.

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<i>♪ Can't you hear me knocking ♪</i>

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New York. Queens.

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- It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home.
- Who you talking to?

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No one.
Just making a little video of the trip.

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You know
you can't show it to anyone.

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Yeah, I know.

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Then why are you narrating in that voice?

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- Um... Because it's fun.
- Fun.

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So, uh, why do they call you Happy?

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Come on.
I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go.

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Hey, should I go
to the bathroom before?

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There's a bathroom on it.

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Whoa, no pilot? That's awesome.

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- Ahh.
- Is that where you're gonna sit?

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Yeah.

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This is your first time
on a private plane?

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My first time on any plane.

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Should it...? Should it be...?
Should it be making that noise?

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Shh. Shh.

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No one has actually told me
why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing.

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<i>Something about
Captain America going crazy.</i>

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- This is you.
- Oh, we're neighbors?

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We're not roommates. Suit up.

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Okay, Peter, you got this.

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- What the hell are you wearing?
- It's my suit.

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- Where's the case?
- What case?

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What? I thought that was a closet.

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- This is still my room?
- Go.

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- My room is way bigger than...
- There.

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I found the case. I found the case.

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"A minor upgrade"?

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Whoa.

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Oh, my God.

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- Put it on.
- What the...?

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This is the coolest thing
I've ever seen...

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- Let's go.
- But, yeah. Well, I don't understand.

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Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait.

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This is insane. Insane.

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Look at this thing.
Look. Look at the eyes.

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- This is the greatest day of my life. Okay.
- Let's go.

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Okay,
there's Captain America, Iron Man...

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Black Widow.
Whoa, who's that new guy?

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- Underoos!
- Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go.

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Hey, everyone.

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The craziest thing just happened.

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I just had a fight with Captain America.
I stole his shield. I threw it at him...

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What the hell? He's big now.
I gotta go. Hang on.

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It was the most amazing thing!
Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!"

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I flipped in and stole Cap's shield.
I was like, "What's up, everybody?" And...

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Hey, just a second! Coming!

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Hey.

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We have thin walls here.

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What are you doing, a little video diary?

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- Yeah.
- It's all right.

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- I'd do the same thing.
- I told him not to.

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- He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip.
- Okay.

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Hey. You know what?

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We should make an alibi video
for your aunt anyway. You ready?

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- An alibi? Sure. Okay.
- We rolling? Get in the frame.

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Hey, May. How you doing? What are
you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.

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Ha-ha-ha.

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Peter, that's inappropriate.
Let's start over.

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- You can edit it.
- Mm-hm.

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- Three, two, one. Hey, May.
- Ha-ha-ha.

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My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what
an incredible job your nephew did...

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this weekend
at the Stark internship retreat.

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Everyone was impressed.

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Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry.

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This is because you're not
on Queens Boulevard.

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See, Happy is hoping to get
bumped up to asset management.

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He was forehead of security,
before that he was a driver.

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That was a private conversation.

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I don't like joking about this.
It was hard to talk about that.

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No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch?

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Here we are. End of the line. Whoops.

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Can you give us a moment?

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- Want me to leave?
- Grab Peter's case out of the trunk.

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I can keep the suit?

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Yes, we were just talking about it.

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Do me a favor, though.
Happy's kind of your point guy on this.

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Don't stress him out.

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Don't do anything stupid.
I've seen his cardiogram.

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- All right?
- Yes.

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Don't do anything I would do,
and don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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There's a little gray area in there.
That's where you operate.

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- Wait, does that mean I'm an Avenger?
- No.

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- This it?
- Seventh floor.

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- I can take that. You don't have to.
- You'll take it?

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- Yeah, I can take that.
- Thank you.

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So when's our next, uh...?
When's our next "retreat," you know?

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- What, next mission?
- Yeah, the mission. The missions.

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- We'll call you.
- Do you have my numbers?

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No, I mean, we'll call you.

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- Like, someone will call you. All right?
- Oh.

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- From your team.
- Okay. All right.

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It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing
the door for you. We're not there yet.

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Bye.

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They're gonna call me.

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What's up, Penis Parker?

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<i>Rise and shine,
Midtown Science and Technology.</i>

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<i>Don't forget
about your homecoming tickets.</i>

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<i>Do you have a date for homecoming?</i>

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<i>Thanks, Jason,
but I already have a date.</i>

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<i>- Okay.
- Yeah.</i>

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Morning.

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Ahh, damn it.
You, in my office right now.

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Hi!

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Join me, and together...

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we'll build my new LEGO Death Star.

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- What?
- So lame.

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That's awesome. How many pieces?

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Three thousand eight hundred and three.

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- That's insane.
- I know. You want to build it tonight?

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No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark...

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- Mm-hm. Stark internship.
- Yeah, exactly.

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Always got that internship.

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Yeah, well, hopefully,
soon it'll lead to a real job with them.

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- That would be so sweet.
- Right?

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He'd be all, "Good job
on those spreadsheets, Peter.

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Here's a gold coin."

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- I don't know how jobs work.
- That's exactly how they work.

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Oh, heh.

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I'll knock out the bones of the Death Star.

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I'll come by afterwards. For the most part,
the difficult thing is the base of it.

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The top half we can knock out
in two hours, tops.

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That'd be great.

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I'm gonna be late.

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Okay, so how do we calculate
linear acceleration...

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between points A and B?

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Flash.

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It's the product of sine of the angle
and gravity divided by mass.

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Nope. Peter. You still with us?

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Uh, uh, yeah, yeah.

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Uh...

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Mass cancels out,
so it's just gravity times sine.

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Right. See, Flash, being the fastest
isn't always the best if you are wrong.

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You're dead.

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Today we're talking
about Danish physicist Niels Bohr...

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but trust me,
there's nothing Bohr-ing...

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about his discoveries
regarding quantum theory.

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Did Liz get a new top?

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No. We've seen that before,
but never with that skirt.

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- Liz, hey. That looks so good.
- Hi!

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We should probably stop staring
before it gets creepy.

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Too late.

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You guys are losers.

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Well, then why do you sit with us?

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Because I don't have any friends.

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Next question.

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What is the heaviest
naturally-occurring element?

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Hydrogen's the lightest.

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That's not the question. Okay.

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- Yeah.
- Uranium.

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Correct. Thank you, Abraham.

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- Yes.
- Please open your books to page 10.

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Peter, it's nationals.

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Is there no way
you could take one weekend off?

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I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark
needs me, I have to make sure I'm here.

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You've never been
in the same room as Tony Stark.

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Wait. What's happening?

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- Peter's not going to Washington.
- No.

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- No, no, no.
- Why not?

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Really? Right before nationals?

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He already quit marching band
and robotics lab.

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I'm not obsessed with him.
Just very observant.

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Flash, you're in for Peter.

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I don't know.
I gotta check my calendar first.

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I got a hot date
with Black Widow coming up.

244
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:16,620
That is false.

245
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:20,160
What'd I tell you about using the bell
for comedic purposes?

246
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,550
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, man.

247
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:41,850
What's up, Mr. Delmar?

248
00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:43,560
Hey, Mr. Parker.

249
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,940
Number five, right?

250
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,600
Yeah, um, and with pickles, and can you
smush it down real flat? Thanks.

251
00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:50,240
You got it, boss.

252
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,940
How's your aunt?

253
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,610
Yeah, she's all right.

254
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,320
She's a very hot Italian woman.

255
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,530
How's your daughter?

256
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,300
- Ten dollars.
- It's 5 dollars.

257
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:08,050
- For that comment, 10 dollars.
- Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking.

258
00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:10,550
Here's 5 dollars.

259
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,590
What's up, Murph?

260
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,340
How you doing, buddy?

261
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,600
So how's school?

262
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,730
Ah, it's boring. Got better things to do.

263
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:24,140
Stay in school, kid.
Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.

264
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,860
- This is great.
- Best sandwiches in Queens.

265
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,130
Unh!

266
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,630
<i>♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪</i>

267
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:36,510
<i>♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪</i>

268
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,550
Ahh, finally.

269
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:46,060
- What's the matter with you?
- Could you hold this?

270
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,190
- Thanks.
- Aah!

271
00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:51,900
Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?

272
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:54,480
- Hey, buddy, is this your bike?
- I have no change.

273
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:56,290
Does anyone have a pen?
Do you have a pen?

274
00:16:57,940 --> 00:17:00,530
<i>♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪</i>

275
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,410
Whoo! Everybody good?

276
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,160
<i>♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪</i>

277
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,170
<i>♪ Shoot 'em in the back now ♪</i>

278
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:09,750
Hey!

279
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,710
You're that spider guy
on YouTube, right?

280
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:13,920
Call me Spider-Man.

281
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,580
Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip.

282
00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:20,300
- Yeah!
- Not bad.

283
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,560
<i>♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪</i>

284
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,640
<i>♪ They're generating steam heat ♪</i>

285
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,350
<i>♪ Pulsating to the backbeat ♪</i>

286
00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:34,980
- Hey, buddy.
- Unh!

287
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:38,500
- Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad.
- It's my car, dumb-ass!

288
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,240
Hey! Shut that off!

289
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,450
- Can you tell him it's my car?
- I was...

290
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,160
- I work at nights. Come on.
- That's not your car!

291
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,450
- That's his car.
- How was I supposed to know?

292
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:50,140
- He was putting that in the window!
- Every day with these alarms!

293
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,000
- Shut it off!
- Don't make me come down there, punk.

294
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,840
Hey, Gary. How you doing?

295
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,880
Marjorie, how are you?
How's your mother?

296
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,220
<i>♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪</i>

297
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,880
<i>♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪♪</i>

298
00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:06,720
I'm good, I'm good.

299
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:09,490
<i>You have reached the voice-mail box of:</i>

300
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:10,980
<i>Happy Hogan.</i>

301
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:13,360
Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight.

302
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,020
I stopped a grand theft bicycle.

303
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:18,690
Couldn't find the owner,
so I just left a note, um...

304
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,190
I helped this lost, old Dominican lady.

305
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,240
She was really nice
and bought me a churro.

306
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,580
I just, um,
feel like I could be doing more.

307
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,960
You know? Just curious
when the next real mission's gonna be.

308
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,420
So, yeah, just call me back.

309
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,330
It's Peter. Parker.

310
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,720
Why would I tell him about the churro?

311
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:48,980
Hey, hey. Aah.

312
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,810
Okay.

313
00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:59,060
- Can't wait to see this thing.
- Finally, something good.

314
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,820
Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy.

315
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,830
- Told you it was worth it.
- Okay, go, go, go.

316
00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,700
Oh, nice.

317
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:16,420
We can hit, like, five more places tonight.

318
00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:30,480
What's up, guys?
You forget your PIN number?

319
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,890
Whoa, you're the Avengers.

320
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:33,970
What are you guys doing here?

321
00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:38,730
Thor. Hulk.
Good to finally meet you guys.

322
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:39,980
Unh!

323
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,400
I thought you'd be more handsome
in person. Iron Man.

324
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,490
Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank?
You're a billionaire.

325
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:49,320
Hey...

326
00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,490
Oh, this feels so weird.

327
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,580
What is that thing?

328
00:19:55,740 --> 00:20:00,000
I'm starting
to think you're not the Avengers.

329
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,850
<i>911. What's your emergency?</i>

330
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:10,480
Uh, Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers
in a bank on 21st Street.

331
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,480
Let's wrap this up. It's a school night.

332
00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:16,720
Aah!

333
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:19,020
So how do jerks like you
get tech like this?

334
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,980
No. Wait, wait, wait!

335
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,910
Mr. Delmar.

336
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:33,820
Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here?
Is anybody in here? Hello?

337
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,840
Oh, come on.

338
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:47,720
I gotta...

339
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:50,850
- Here, here.
- Good, yeah.

340
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,350
Okay. Good. Yes.

341
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,890
Yes... No. No, put that down.

342
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,400
That's worth more than you or me.

343
00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:00,810
- Yeah?
- The craziest thing just happened.

344
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,440
These guys were robbing an ATM...

345
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,960
- with high-tech weapons...
- Take a breath. I don't have time...

346
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,860
- for ATM robberies...
<i>- Yeah, but...</i>

347
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:10,280
or the notes you leave.
I have moving day to worry about.

348
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,160
<i>Everything's gotta be out next week.</i>

349
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:15,950
- Wait. You're moving? Who's moving?
- Yeah, don't you watch the news?

350
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,420
Tony sold Avengers Tower.
We're relocating to a new facility upstate...

351
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:22,800
- where hopefully cell service is worse.
- But what about me?

352
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,710
- What about you?
- Unh!

353
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,920
Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me
or something big goes down?

354
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,550
<i>- Can I please talk to Mr. Stark?</i>
- Stay away from anything dangerous.

355
00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:34,470
I'm responsible for making sure
you're responsible, okay?

356
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,850
I am responsible. I... Oh, crap.

357
00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:41,440
<i>- My backpack's gone.</i>
- That doesn't sound responsible.

358
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,600
<i>- I'll call you back.</i>
- Feel free not to.

359
00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:46,750
What was that?

360
00:22:46,910 --> 00:22:49,290
Uh, it's nothing. Nothing.

361
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:51,180
You're the Spider-Man.

362
00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:54,180
- From YouTube.
- I'm not. I'm not.

363
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,780
- You were on the ceiling.
- No. What are you doing in my room?

364
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,800
May let me in.
We were gonna finish the Death Star.

365
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,100
You can't just bust into my room!

366
00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:03,980
Ha-ha. That turkey meatloaf recipe
is a disaster.

367
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:06,770
Let's go to dinner.
Thai? Ned, you want Thai?

368
00:23:06,930 --> 00:23:08,190
- Yes.
- No. He's got a thing.

369
00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:10,950
A thing to do after.

370
00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:12,990
Okay.

371
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,820
Maybe put on some clothes.

372
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,320
- Oh, she doesn't know?
- Nobody knows.

373
00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:21,740
Mr. Stark knows
because he made my suit. That's it.

374
00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:25,130
Tony Stark
made you that? Are you an Avenger?

375
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,880
Yeah, basically.

376
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,300
Whoa...

377
00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:32,340
You can't tell anybody
about this. You gotta keep it a secret.

378
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,480
- Secret? Why?
- You know what she's like.

379
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,580
If she finds out people try and kill me
every night, she won't let me do this.

380
00:23:37,670 --> 00:23:38,890
Come on, Ned, please.

381
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,770
Okay, okay. okay.

382
00:23:40,930 --> 00:23:43,650
I'll level with you.
I can't keep this a secret.

383
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,700
It's the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.

384
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,400
Ned, May cannot know.
I cannot do that to her right now.

385
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,310
You know? I mean, everything
that's happened with her, I... Please.

386
00:23:54,690 --> 00:23:57,360
- Okay.
- Just swear it, okay?

387
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,870
I swear.

388
00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:01,080
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

389
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,160
I can't believe this is happening now.

390
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,580
- Can I try the suit on?
- No.

391
00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:06,720
How's it work? Magnets?
How do you shoot the strings?

392
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:08,960
- I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow.
- Great.

393
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,090
Okay, well, wait, then.

394
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,750
How do you do this
and the Stark internship?

395
00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:18,010
This is the Stark internship.

396
00:24:18,210 --> 00:24:21,220
- Oh.
- Just get out of here.

397
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:25,440
<i>What's the matter?</i>

398
00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:27,520
Thought you loved larb.

399
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,860
It's too larby?

400
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:32,740
Not larby enough.

401
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:37,490
How many times do I have to say "larb"
before you talk to me?

402
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:39,820
You know I larb you.

403
00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:43,030
I'm just stressed.
The internship, and I'm tired.

404
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,240
A lot of work.

405
00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:46,660
The Stark internship.

406
00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:50,460
I have to tell you,
not a fan of that Tony Stark.

407
00:24:51,410 --> 00:24:54,880
You're distracted all the time.
He's got you in your head.

408
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,810
<i>Delmar's Sandwiches was destroyed...</i>

409
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,130
What does he have you doing?

410
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:00,020
<i>- in an explosion...</i>
- You need to use your instincts.

411
00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:03,180
<i>after an ATM robbery was thwarted
by Queens' own crime stopper...</i>

412
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:04,430
What?

413
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,140
<i>the Spider-Man.</i>

414
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,650
<i>As the Spider-Man attempted
to foil their heist...</i>

415
00:25:08,810 --> 00:25:12,480
<i>a powerful blast was set off, slicing
through the bodega across the street.</i>

416
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,690
<i>Miraculously, no one was harmed.</i>

417
00:25:14,850 --> 00:25:18,950
If you spot something like that happening,
you turn and you run the other way.

418
00:25:19,110 --> 00:25:20,860
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

419
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,320
Six blocks away from us.

420
00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:24,490
I, uh, need a new backpack.

421
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:28,120
- What?
- I need a new backpack.

422
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:29,790
That's five.

423
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,340
- Sticky rice pudding.
- We didn't order that.

424
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,340
It's on the house.

425
00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:37,380
Oh, thanks.

426
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:41,430
That's nice of him.

427
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:44,470
I think he larbs you, heh.

428
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,310
<i>You got bit by a spider?</i>

429
00:25:47,470 --> 00:25:48,940
Can it bite me?

430
00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,940
Well, it probably would've hurt, right?

431
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:53,400
Whatever. Even if it did hurt,
I'd let it bite me.

432
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,150
Maybe. How much did it hurt?

433
00:25:55,310 --> 00:25:57,530
The spider's dead, Ned.

434
00:26:00,730 --> 00:26:02,240
Whoa.

435
00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:07,870
You were here?

436
00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:09,990
Yeah.

437
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,790
You could've died.

438
00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:17,880
- Do you lay eggs?
- What?

439
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,040
No. Ha-ha.

440
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:24,260
- Can you spit venom?
- No.

441
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:26,720
Can you summon an army of spiders?

442
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,980
No, Ned.

443
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:31,060
The Sokovia Accords were put
into place...

444
00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:33,520
How far can you shoot your webs?

445
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,040
It's unknown. Shut up.

446
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,310
to begin regulating...

447
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,820
If I was you,
I would stand on a building...

448
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:42,360
- and just shoot it as far as I could...
- Shut up, Ned.

449
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:46,400
<i>Hi. I'm Captain America. Whether you're
in the classroom or on the battlefield...</i>

450
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:48,240
- Do you know him too?
- Yeah, we met.

451
00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:50,010
<i>fitness can be the difference
between success or failure.</i>

452
00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:52,130
- I stole his shield.
- What?

453
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,330
<i>Today, my good friend,
your gym teacher...</i>

454
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,120
<i>will conduct
the Captain America Fitness Challenge.</i>

455
00:26:57,290 --> 00:26:58,380
Thank you, Captain.

456
00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:01,590
Pretty sure he's a war criminal,
but I have to show these videos.

457
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,970
It's required by the state. Let's do it.

458
00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:05,770
- Do Avengers have to pay taxes?
- Shh!

459
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,480
- What does Hulk smell like?
- Shh!

460
00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:09,710
- I bet he smells nice.
- You have to shut up.

461
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,480
Is Captain America cool,
or is he like a mean, old grandpa?

462
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,560
Ned, just, shh, okay?

463
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,230
- Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?
- What?

464
00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:20,940
Yeah. You know how there's a guy
with a headset...

465
00:27:21,110 --> 00:27:22,950
telling the other guy where to go?

466
00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:25,950
If you're in a burning building,
I could tell you where to go.

467
00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:28,700
There'd be screens around me,
and I could swivel around.

468
00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:31,960
- I could be your guy in the chair.
- I don't need a guy in the chair.

469
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,790
Looking good, Parker.

470
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:39,460
Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor...

471
00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:41,500
marry Iron Man and kill Hulk.

472
00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:43,510
Well, what about the Spider-Man?

473
00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:44,890
It's just "Spider-Man."

474
00:27:45,050 --> 00:27:48,270
Did you see the bank security cam
on YouTube? He fought off four guys.

475
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:50,270
Oh, my God,
she's crushing on Spider-Man.

476
00:27:50,430 --> 00:27:51,520
No way.

477
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,730
- Kind of.
- Oh, gross.

478
00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:56,950
- He's probably 30.
- You don't know what he looks like.

479
00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:58,940
Like, what if he's seriously burned?

480
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:01,820
I wouldn't care. I'd love him
for the person he is inside.

481
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,860
Peter knows Spider-Man.

482
00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:08,820
No, I don't. No. I... I mean...

483
00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:11,330
They're friends.

484
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:14,460
Yeah, like Coach Wilson
and Captain America are friends. Heh.

485
00:28:14,990 --> 00:28:17,340
I've met him, yeah. A couple times.

486
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:18,880
But it's, um...

487
00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:22,920
through the Stark internship.
Mm-hm.

488
00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:25,550
Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed
to talk about it.

489
00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:27,590
Well, that's awesome.
Hey, you know what?

490
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:30,430
Maybe you should invite him
to Liz's party. Right?

491
00:28:30,590 --> 00:28:33,890
Yeah, I'm having people over tonight.
You're more than welcome to come.

492
00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:36,480
- Having a party?
- Yeah, it's gonna be dope.

493
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,870
You should totally invite
your personal friend Spider-Man.

494
00:28:38,890 --> 00:28:41,140
- Um...
- It's okay.

495
00:28:41,310 --> 00:28:44,030
I know Peter's way too busy
for parties anyway, so...

496
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,030
Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker?

497
00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:53,870
What are you doing?

498
00:28:54,030 --> 00:28:55,530
Helping you out.

499
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,290
Did you not hear her?

500
00:28:57,450 --> 00:28:59,920
Liz has a crush on you.

501
00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,420
Dude, you're an Avenger.

502
00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:08,460
If any one of us has a chance
with a senior girl, it's you.

503
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,270
House party in the suburbs.

504
00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:17,810
Oh, I remember these. Kind of jealous.

505
00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:20,600
- It'll be a night to remember.
- Oh, ha-ha-ha.

506
00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:23,490
Ned, some hats wear men.
You wear that hat.

507
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,610
- Yeah, it gives me confidence.
- Heh.

508
00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:26,990
This is a mistake.

509
00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:28,400
Hey, let's just go home.

510
00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:30,030
Oh, Peter.

511
00:29:30,190 --> 00:29:32,950
I know. I know it's really hard...

512
00:29:33,110 --> 00:29:36,370
trying to fit in with all the changes
your body's going through.

513
00:29:36,530 --> 00:29:37,580
It's flowering now.

514
00:29:37,780 --> 00:29:39,160
Uh-huh. Heh, heh.

515
00:29:39,830 --> 00:29:41,830
He's so stressed out lately.

516
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,590
What helps with stress is a party.

517
00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:46,630
- We should go to the party.
- Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go.

518
00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:49,680
Peter.

519
00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:52,600
- Have fun, okay? Okay.
- I will.

520
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,760
Bye, May.

521
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,720
Come dance with me!

522
00:29:56,890 --> 00:29:58,730
Dude, you have the suit, right?

523
00:29:58,890 --> 00:30:01,140
- Yeah.
- This is gonna change our lives.

524
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,980
- Annie, over here!
- Hey.

525
00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:09,320
Hey.

526
00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:15,070
<i>DJ Flash.</i>

527
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,460
Okay. We're gonna have
Spider-Man swing in...

528
00:30:17,610 --> 00:30:21,590
say you guys are tight, and I get
a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs.

529
00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:23,870
Can't believe you're at this lame party.

530
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,250
But you're here too.

531
00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:27,960
Am I?

532
00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:33,710
Oh, my gosh.
Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned.

533
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,630
- Hi, Liz.
- Hi, Liz.

534
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,680
I'm so happy you guys came.

535
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,350
There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself.

536
00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:43,820
- What a great party.
- Thanks.

537
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,730
Oh, I...

538
00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:50,570
My parents will kill me
if anything's broken. I gotta...

539
00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:52,200
- Yeah.
- Have fun.

540
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,330
- Bye.
- Bye.

541
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,490
Dude, what are you doing?

542
00:30:56,650 --> 00:30:58,750
She's here. Spider it up.

543
00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:01,530
No, no, no. I can't... I cannot do this.

544
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:03,950
Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay?

545
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,790
Look, I'm just gonna be myself.

546
00:31:07,540 --> 00:31:09,260
Peter, no one wants that.

547
00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:11,220
Dude.

548
00:31:11,630 --> 00:31:14,510
Penis Parker, what's up?

549
00:31:15,010 --> 00:31:16,510
So where's your pal Spider-Man?

550
00:31:16,670 --> 00:31:19,220
Let me guess: In Canada
with your imaginary girlfriend?

551
00:31:20,930 --> 00:31:23,930
That's not Spider-Man.
That's just Ned in a red shirt.

552
00:31:32,650 --> 00:31:34,570
"Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man.

553
00:31:34,730 --> 00:31:37,780
Just thought I'd swing by
and say hello to my buddy Peter.

554
00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:40,120
Oh, what's up, Ned?
Hey, where's Peter, anyways?

555
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,580
He must be around..."

556
00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:49,540
God, this is stupid. What am I doing?

557
00:31:58,630 --> 00:31:59,760
What the hell?

558
00:32:06,810 --> 00:32:09,030
Whoo! Unh!

559
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,330
This sucks.

560
00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:27,620
Whoo! Ha-ha-ha.

561
00:32:27,790 --> 00:32:31,880
Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed
sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia.

562
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,340
Here. You try.

563
00:32:35,130 --> 00:32:38,300
I wanted something low-key.
Why are you trying to upsell me, man?

564
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:40,560
Okay, okay.
I got what you need, all right?

565
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,510
I got tons of great stuff here. One sec.

566
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:48,730
Okay, I got, uh, black-hole grenades,
Chitauri railguns...

567
00:32:48,890 --> 00:32:51,050
You letting off shots
in public now? Hurry up.

568
00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:54,770
Look, times are changing. We're the only
ones selling these high-tech weapons.

569
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:58,200
Oh, this must be where
the ATM robbers got their stuff.

570
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,740
I need something to stick up somebody.
I'm not trying to shoot them back in time.

571
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,120
I got antigrav climbers.

572
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,410
Yo, climbers?

573
00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:10,170
Okay, what the hell is that?

574
00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:14,340
- Did you set us up?
- Hey, hey, man.

575
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:20,680
Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot
at somebody, shoot at me.

576
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,970
All right.

577
00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:24,180
Unh!

578
00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:25,890
Aah! Aah!

579
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,610
What was that?

580
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,160
Oh, no, no! Unh!

581
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,120
What...? Aah!

582
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:50,920
- We gotta call him.
- No, no, no.

583
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,840
Aah! Unh!

584
00:33:56,710 --> 00:33:58,020
Did you just do it again?

585
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,220
- Shut up.
- I'm calling him.

586
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:10,180
Toomes' phone.

587
00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:13,850
Boss.

588
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:16,240
Oh, my butt! Unh!

589
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,010
Great. Guess I'm gonna
have to take a shortcut.

590
00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:42,800
Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun.

591
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,720
Hey, hey, buddy.

592
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,380
Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch.

593
00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:51,060
Whoo! Now, this is more like it.

594
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:52,520
Whoa!

595
00:35:00,610 --> 00:35:03,860
Whoa! Whoo! Whoo!

596
00:35:04,030 --> 00:35:05,530
Smells really good.

597
00:35:05,740 --> 00:35:08,240
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪</i>

598
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,700
Great movie!

599
00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:18,210
Ugh... on, hey, guys.

600
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:21,340
- Aah!
- No! No!

601
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,310
<i>Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message.</i>

602
00:35:24,550 --> 00:35:25,890
Peter, where are you?

603
00:35:26,050 --> 00:35:27,920
The hat's not working. This is not cool.

604
00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:30,340
Almost got you.

605
00:35:43,190 --> 00:35:45,440
Thought you got away from me,
didn't you?

606
00:35:46,150 --> 00:35:48,570
I got you right where I want you.

607
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:50,820
Surprise!

608
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,920
What the hell?

609
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,460
Huh?

610
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:44,920
Oh, hey.

611
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:51,430
And then he just, like,
swooped down like a monster...

612
00:36:51,590 --> 00:36:55,140
and picked me up, and took me up
like a thousand feet and just dropped me.

613
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,140
How'd you find me?
Did you put a tracker in my suit?

614
00:36:58,310 --> 00:37:00,150
I put everything in your suit.

615
00:37:00,310 --> 00:37:01,650
Including this heater.

616
00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:04,200
Whoa!

617
00:37:04,350 --> 00:37:06,200
Whew, that's better. Thanks.

618
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,650
What were you thinking?

619
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:12,120
The guy with wings is the source
of the weapons. I gotta take him down.

620
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,950
Take him down now, huh?

621
00:37:14,110 --> 00:37:16,910
Crockett, there are people
who handle this sort of thing.

622
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,920
- The Avengers?
- No. This is a little below their pay grade.

623
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,080
Mr. Stark, you didn't have
to come out here.

624
00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:23,670
I had that. I was fine.

625
00:37:24,290 --> 00:37:27,260
<i>Oh, I'm not here.</i>

626
00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:29,930
Thank God this place has Wi-Fi...

627
00:37:30,090 --> 00:37:31,930
or you would be toast right now.

628
00:37:32,090 --> 00:37:35,060
Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers.

629
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:37,390
<i>Look, forget the flying vulture guy,
please.</i>

630
00:37:37,550 --> 00:37:38,600
- Why?
<i>- Why?</i>

631
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,810
Because I said so!

632
00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:43,980
Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager.

633
00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:45,610
<i>Stay close to the ground.</i>

634
00:37:45,770 --> 00:37:49,820
Build up your game helping little people,
like that lady that bought you the churro.

635
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,370
Can't you just be a friendly...

636
00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:55,360
neighborhood Spider-Man?

637
00:37:55,530 --> 00:37:57,250
But I'm ready for more than that now.

638
00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:58,790
<i>No, you're not.</i>

639
00:37:58,950 --> 00:38:01,270
That's not what you thought
when I took on Captain America.

640
00:38:01,410 --> 00:38:04,040
<i>Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted
to lay you out, he would've.</i>

641
00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:07,680
<i>Listen to me. If you come across
these weapons again, call Happy.</i>

642
00:38:09,290 --> 00:38:10,590
Are you driving?

643
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,760
You know, it's never too early
to start thinking about college.

644
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,680
I got some pull at MIT. End call.

645
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:18,560
No, I don't need to go to...

646
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,770
<i>Mr. Stark is no longer connected.</i>

647
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,320
That's awesome.

648
00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:31,410
"Stay close to the ground"?
What is he talking about?

649
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,710
Whoa.

650
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,130
Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back.

651
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:55,520
Actually, I was calling to say
maybe you shouldn't come. Listen.

652
00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:57,890
When I say "penis," you say "Parker."

653
00:38:58,050 --> 00:38:59,050
- Penis!
- Parker!

654
00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:00,440
- Penis!
- Parker!

655
00:39:00,930 --> 00:39:03,150
<i>Sorry, Peter. I guess we're still losers.</i>

656
00:39:03,310 --> 00:39:06,280
<i>- I'll see you tomorrow.</i>
- I'll see you tomorrow in school.

657
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,510
Whoa.

658
00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:35,670
Whoa, whoa.

659
00:39:46,310 --> 00:39:48,030
Idiots.

660
00:39:48,850 --> 00:39:49,980
Idiots.

661
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,690
Idiots!

662
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,570
Boss?

663
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:57,200
Your wife keeps texting you.
Something about a brake light.

664
00:39:57,610 --> 00:39:59,780
What'd I tell you about
looking at my phone?

665
00:39:59,950 --> 00:40:01,200
Oh. Sorry. You left it out.

666
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,210
You know
I'm a curious person by nature.

667
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,250
I finished designing
that high-altitude vacuum seal.

668
00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:09,460
Huh?

669
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:12,500
In case you want to,
you know, go for the big one?

670
00:40:12,670 --> 00:40:14,720
You're still on that? I told you, no.

671
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,430
The answer's no. Forget it.

672
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,140
Ha-ha-ha! Whoo!

673
00:40:25,970 --> 00:40:27,570
Ha-ha.

674
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,570
I mean, that was badass. Ha.

675
00:40:33,190 --> 00:40:37,070
How many times have I told you
not to fire them out in the open?

676
00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:39,780
- You said, move the merchandise.
- Under the radar.

677
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:41,160
Under the radar!

678
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,070
That's how we survive.

679
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,580
If you bring Damage Control or
the Avengers down here, we're through.

680
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,170
You're out there wearing that goofy thing,
lighting up cars...

681
00:40:50,330 --> 00:40:51,830
calling yourself the Shocker.

682
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,130
"I'm the Shocker. I shock people."
What is this, pro wrestling?

683
00:40:55,290 --> 00:40:57,090
Ah, whatever, old man. Come on.

684
00:40:58,550 --> 00:40:59,970
Look.

685
00:41:00,130 --> 00:41:01,550
Look.

686
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,390
I know you don't give a crap
about anything.

687
00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:06,180
But I do.

688
00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:09,480
I built this whole place
because I got people I have to look after.

689
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,860
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

690
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:16,530
You know what?

691
00:41:16,690 --> 00:41:19,360
I can't afford your bullshit.

692
00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:20,990
- Get out of here.
- What?

693
00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:24,450
- You're done. You're off the crew.
- Yeah, all right.

694
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,370
All right. Heh.

695
00:41:26,530 --> 00:41:28,960
Wonder if you can afford me
out there, though, right?

696
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,960
With everything I know.

697
00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:34,760
- Excuse me?
- Uh, I'm just saying...

698
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,760
maybe your wife would like to know
where you really get your money from.

699
00:41:39,550 --> 00:41:41,170
- You know what?
- What?

700
00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:42,720
You're right.

701
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,350
- That work?
- I don't know.

702
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,180
I can't afford that.

703
00:41:47,390 --> 00:41:49,890
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.

704
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,020
Damn.

705
00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:02,990
- I thought this was the antigravity gun.
- What?

706
00:42:03,150 --> 00:42:04,240
No, that's that one.

707
00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:18,760
Here.

708
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,920
Now you're the Shocker. Go out there
and find that weapon he lost.

709
00:42:24,090 --> 00:42:25,140
All right.

710
00:42:30,850 --> 00:42:31,890
Oh.

711
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,360
Hey, thanks for bailing on me.

712
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,490
Yeah, well, something came up.

713
00:42:38,650 --> 00:42:39,860
What is that?

714
00:42:40,270 --> 00:42:42,820
I don't know.
Some guy tried to vaporize me with it.

715
00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:44,450
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

716
00:42:44,610 --> 00:42:46,080
Awesome.

717
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:49,330
I mean, not awesome.
Heh, totally uncool of that guy.

718
00:42:49,490 --> 00:42:51,290
So scary.

719
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:54,290
Well, look, I think it's...

720
00:42:54,450 --> 00:42:55,920
a power source.

721
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,670
Yeah, but it's connected
to all these microprocessors.

722
00:42:58,830 --> 00:43:02,050
That's an inductive charging plate.
That's what I use to charge my toothbrush.

723
00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:05,260
Whoever's making these weapons
is combining alien tech with ours.

724
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:09,300
That is literally the coolest sentence
anyone has ever said.

725
00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:12,520
I just want to thank you
for letting me be part of your journey...

726
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,060
into this amazing...

727
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,690
Keep your fingers clear of the blades.

728
00:43:22,820 --> 00:43:24,940
I gotta figure out what this is
and who makes it.

729
00:43:25,110 --> 00:43:27,330
We'll go to the lab after class
and run tests.

730
00:43:27,490 --> 00:43:28,780
Let's do it.

731
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,540
First, we put the glowy thing
in the mass spectrometer.

732
00:43:38,710 --> 00:43:41,180
We gotta come up with a better name
than "glowy thingy."

733
00:43:41,330 --> 00:43:42,430
You're right.

734
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,050
Crap.

735
00:43:45,670 --> 00:43:47,890
Come on, come on, come on.

736
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,350
High schools creep me out.

737
00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:56,020
They got this funny smell, you know?

738
00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:58,480
Hey, that's one of the guys
that tried to kill me.

739
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,690
What?

740
00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:01,350
- Yeah.
- We gotta get out of here.

741
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,400
No, no, no. I gotta follow them.

742
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,160
They can lead me to the guy
that dropped me in the lake.

743
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,570
- Someone dropped you in a lake?
- Yeah, it was not good.

744
00:44:10,570 --> 00:44:11,990
- Peter...
- No. Stay there, Ned.

745
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,750
Peter.

746
00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,040
What are you doing?

747
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,400
Nothing. Heh.

748
00:44:19,540 --> 00:44:21,790
- Oh.
- Yeah. You good?

749
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,010
Chess.

750
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,390
Can you imagine what the boss
would say if he knew where we were?

751
00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:31,640
It's saying there was
an energy pulse here.

752
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,270
There's no sign of the weapon.

753
00:44:33,430 --> 00:44:36,350
- And even if it was here, now it's gone.
- So are we.

754
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,890
This is so awesome.

755
00:45:12,050 --> 00:45:13,890
I know, right?

756
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:18,890
They're in Brooklyn.

757
00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:25,030
Staten Island.

758
00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:32,660
Leaving Jersey.

759
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,870
They stopped.

760
00:45:42,580 --> 00:45:44,000
Huh.

761
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:45,720
Maryland?

762
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,130
- What's there?
- I don't know.

763
00:45:48,290 --> 00:45:49,340
Evil lair? Heh.

764
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,930
- They have a lair?
- A gang with alien guns...

765
00:45:52,090 --> 00:45:53,890
run by a guy with wings? Yeah.

766
00:45:54,050 --> 00:45:55,470
Badass.

767
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,510
But how are you gonna get there
if it's, like, 300 miles away?

768
00:46:00,770 --> 00:46:03,360
It's not too far from D.C.

769
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,560
- Hey, it's Peter.
- Guys.

770
00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:06,780
- Peter?
- Hey, buddy.

771
00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:08,820
I was hoping I could rejoin the team.

772
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:10,610
No, no way. You can't quit on us...

773
00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:13,400
stroll up and be welcomed back
by everyone.

774
00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:16,450
Hey, welcome back!
Flash, you're back to first alternate.

775
00:46:16,610 --> 00:46:17,960
- What?
- He's taking your place.

776
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,490
Excuse me, can we go already?

777
00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:23,460
I was hoping to get in some protesting
in front of an embassy before dinner.

778
00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:26,090
Protesting is patriotic.
Let's get on the bus.

779
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,640
<i>Focus up.
Our next topic is the moons of Saturn.</i>

780
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,420
The second law of thermodynamics.

781
00:46:33,970 --> 00:46:35,890
- Frank Sinatra.
- Fort Sumter.

782
00:46:36,590 --> 00:46:38,890
- Flash is wrong.
- Okay, let's focus. Next one.

783
00:46:39,050 --> 00:46:40,400
Liz, don't overwork them.

784
00:46:40,890 --> 00:46:42,610
Uh, strontium, barium, vibranium.

785
00:46:42,770 --> 00:46:45,480
- Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back.
- Glad to be back.

786
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:50,110
- What is the current standard unit of...?
- Can I take this real quick?

787
00:46:50,270 --> 00:46:51,780
Yeah, fine.

788
00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:53,740
- Hello?
- Got a blip on my screen here.

789
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:54,950
You left New York?

790
00:46:55,110 --> 00:46:56,950
- Okay, focus up, everyone.
- Tracker. Uh...

791
00:46:57,110 --> 00:46:59,040
Yeah, it's just a school trip.
It's, uh, nothing.

792
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,620
Happy, I gotta say,
tracking me without permission...

793
00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:03,580
is a complete violation of privacy.

794
00:47:04,370 --> 00:47:06,090
- That's different.
- What's different?

795
00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:08,720
Nothing. Look, it's just
the Academic Decathlon.

796
00:47:08,870 --> 00:47:11,970
<i>- It's no big deal.</i>
- Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal.

797
00:47:14,130 --> 00:47:16,720
Sounds like no big deal,
but remember, I'm watching you.

798
00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:30,690
- Everyone stick together.
- Yeah.

799
00:47:31,190 --> 00:47:33,030
You kidding me? This place is huge.

800
00:47:33,190 --> 00:47:35,780
- I've seen bigger.
- There's a bird in here.

801
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:39,200
- Hey, you brought your laptop, right?
- Why?

802
00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:48,620
Peter...

803
00:47:48,790 --> 00:47:51,790
why are we removing
the tracker from your suit?

804
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:53,170
Uh...

805
00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:56,470
I gotta follow these guys to their boss
before they move again...

806
00:47:56,630 --> 00:47:59,550
and I don't really want Mr. Stark
to know about it.

807
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,560
So you're lying to Iron Man now?

808
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,350
No, I'm not lying.

809
00:48:03,510 --> 00:48:06,140
He just doesn't really get
what I can do yet.

810
00:48:07,770 --> 00:48:09,190
Ah...

811
00:48:10,730 --> 00:48:12,230
Gotcha.

812
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,570
All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp.

813
00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:21,950
There's a ton
of other subsystems in here...

814
00:48:22,110 --> 00:48:23,990
- Hmm?
- but they're all disabled...

815
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,380
by the Training Wheels Protocol.

816
00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:27,660
What?

817
00:48:27,830 --> 00:48:31,460
"Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off.

818
00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:34,550
I don't think that's a good idea.
They're blocked for a reason.

819
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,300
Come on, man,
I don't need training wheels.

820
00:48:37,460 --> 00:48:39,840
I'm sick of him treating me
like a kid all the time.

821
00:48:40,010 --> 00:48:42,310
- It's not cool.
- But you are a kid.

822
00:48:42,470 --> 00:48:44,560
A kid who can stop a bus
with his bare hands.

823
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:48,480
Peter, I just don't think this is a great idea.
I mean, what if this is illegal?

824
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,610
Look, please.
This is my chance to prove myself.

825
00:48:51,770 --> 00:48:53,520
I can handle it. Ned, come on.

826
00:48:53,690 --> 00:48:56,410
- I don't think this is a good idea.
- The guy in the chair.

827
00:48:56,860 --> 00:48:59,030
- Don't do that.
- Come on.

828
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,050
The glowy thing, it's evidence.
Keep it safe.

829
00:49:15,210 --> 00:49:16,800
- All right?
- Okay. Okay.

830
00:49:18,420 --> 00:49:19,970
- They're moving.
- Be careful.

831
00:49:24,010 --> 00:49:25,730
- Hey, Liz.
- Perfect timing.

832
00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:27,260
We're gonna go swimming.

833
00:49:27,430 --> 00:49:29,350
- Come on, come on, come on.
- What?

834
00:49:29,770 --> 00:49:31,520
- Hey, Peter.
- Hi.

835
00:49:33,190 --> 00:49:34,530
Hey.

836
00:49:35,150 --> 00:49:38,990
I was, uh... I was
gonna go study in the business center.

837
00:49:39,150 --> 00:49:41,630
You don't need to.
You're the smartest guy I've ever met.

838
00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:42,950
And besides...

839
00:49:43,110 --> 00:49:46,910
um, a rebellious group activity the day
before competition is good for morale.

840
00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:48,080
Hmm?

841
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:50,460
Um, well, I read that in a TED Talk, so...

842
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:52,870
I... I heard it in a TED Talk.

843
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,960
And I read a coaching book.

844
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,140
Wow, you really...
This is really important to you.

845
00:49:58,290 --> 00:50:00,170
Yeah. It's our future.

846
00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:01,760
I'm not gonna screw it up.

847
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,680
Besides, we raided the minibar
and these candy bars were, like, $11.

848
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,100
- So get your trunks on and come on.
- Come on.

849
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:12,390
- Come on.
- I'm coming, I'm coming.

850
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,610
Let's go.

851
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:39,750
<i>- Good evening, Peter.</i>
- Hello? Hello?

852
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,840
<i>Congratulations on completing
the Training Wheels Protocol...</i>

853
00:50:43,010 --> 00:50:45,550
<i>and gaining access
to your suit's full capabilities.</i>

854
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,310
Ah, thank you.

855
00:50:47,470 --> 00:50:49,310
<i>Where would you like
to take me tonight?</i>

856
00:50:49,470 --> 00:50:52,190
I put a tracker on someone.
He's a bad guy.

857
00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:54,400
<i>Tracker located.</i>

858
00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:57,100
<i>Plotting course to intercept target.</i>

859
00:50:57,270 --> 00:51:00,360
As long as I make it back
in time for decathlon, it's fine.

860
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,080
<i>One hundred meters
from destination and closing.</i>

861
00:51:11,450 --> 00:51:13,080
<i>Jump now.</i>

862
00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:19,580
<i>Detecting three individuals.</i>

863
00:51:20,330 --> 00:51:23,960
Why is their secret
lair in a gas station? That's so lame.

864
00:51:27,970 --> 00:51:29,860
Hey, suit lady, what are they doing?

865
00:51:29,890 --> 00:51:31,320
<i>Do you want to hear
what they're saying?</i>

866
00:51:31,350 --> 00:51:33,810
I can hear what they're saying? Uh, yeah.

867
00:51:33,970 --> 00:51:35,900
<i>Activating Enhanced
Reconnaissance Mode.</i>

868
00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:37,980
I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup.

869
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:39,020
The rest is my design.

870
00:51:39,190 --> 00:51:40,480
Whoa, that's so cool.

871
00:51:40,650 --> 00:51:41,790
Can't believe they're still cleaning up...

872
00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:43,460
- that Triskelion mess.
- I love it.

873
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,080
They keep making messes,
we keep getting rich.

874
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,240
Target inbound.

875
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,130
Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist.

876
00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:51,330
I could catch them red-handed.
This is awesome.

877
00:51:51,490 --> 00:51:53,930
Okay,
I'll get closer to see what's happening.

878
00:51:53,950 --> 00:51:56,670
<i>Would you like me to engage
Enhanced Combat Mode?</i>

879
00:51:56,830 --> 00:51:59,170
Uh, "Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah.

880
00:51:59,330 --> 00:52:00,800
<i>Activating Instant Kill.</i>

881
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,050
No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody.

882
00:52:03,210 --> 00:52:05,510
<i>Deactivating Instant Kill.</i>

883
00:52:08,470 --> 00:52:10,220
Did you hear that?

884
00:52:10,630 --> 00:52:12,640
What the hell just happened?
What was that?

885
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,230
<i>You jumped off the sign
and landed on your face.</i>

886
00:52:17,770 --> 00:52:19,130
What's wrong with my web-shooters?

887
00:52:19,230 --> 00:52:21,570
<i>Rapid-fire is the default
for Enhanced Combat Mode.</i>

888
00:52:21,730 --> 00:52:24,450
- Why would I need rapid-fire?
<i>- Would you like to see more options?</i>

889
00:52:24,610 --> 00:52:27,610
<i>You have 576 possible
web-shooter combinations.</i>

890
00:52:27,820 --> 00:52:29,490
Whoa, Mr. Stark really overdid it.

891
00:52:29,650 --> 00:52:30,830
You two wait right here.

892
00:52:30,990 --> 00:52:33,120
Wait. You're gonna want
to turn on the dampers.

893
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,580
- That thing will shatter your arm.
- All right, where's the dampers?

894
00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:38,460
- That one.
<i>- Great choice.</i>

895
00:52:38,830 --> 00:52:41,210
<i>Would you like me to set this
as your new default?</i>

896
00:52:42,630 --> 00:52:43,750
No, no, no.

897
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,470
- Push that in. No, the other...
- Here? This one here?

898
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:48,970
- What was that?
<i>- Taser webs.</i>

899
00:52:49,130 --> 00:52:50,970
Taser webs? I don't want Taser webs.

900
00:52:51,130 --> 00:52:53,640
<i>You seem to be unfamiliar
with your web-shooter settings.</i>

901
00:52:54,140 --> 00:52:55,850
<i>Would you like to run
a refresher course?</i>

902
00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:58,360
- No. Just... You choose.
<i>- Sure thing.</i>

903
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,190
<i>Six-alpha-niner, are you running on time?</i>

904
00:53:01,350 --> 00:53:04,820
Copy, central.
Six-alpha-niner on schedule.

905
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,560
- I got a visual.
- Green light, green light.

906
00:53:14,070 --> 00:53:15,370
Oh, that's him.

907
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,170
Okay. I got eyes on the convoy.

908
00:53:21,330 --> 00:53:22,750
Pulling in behind the caboose.

909
00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:26,340
<i>Deploy anchors.</i>

910
00:53:36,390 --> 00:53:37,730
Dropping down.

911
00:53:40,310 --> 00:53:42,230
No outgoing distress signals.
You're clear.

912
00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:47,490
Hey. Looks like they got
some good stuff here.

913
00:53:55,030 --> 00:53:58,790
Whoa, cool. It's like some kind of
matter phase shifter.

914
00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:05,340
All right, coming up.

915
00:54:10,670 --> 00:54:12,800
Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you.

916
00:54:14,090 --> 00:54:15,590
Oh, God.

917
00:54:22,390 --> 00:54:24,910
- Suit lady, what was that?!
<i>- You told me to choose.</i>

918
00:54:25,890 --> 00:54:28,440
What? No, just set everything
back to normal.

919
00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:30,860
<i>Activating all systems.</i>

920
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:48,800
My head.

921
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,840
<i>You appear to have a mild concussion.</i>

922
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,140
Hey, so where am I right now?

923
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:58,430
<i>I'm not sure.</i>

924
00:54:58,970 --> 00:55:01,140
<i>The container walls are hindering
my sensors.</i>

925
00:55:02,850 --> 00:55:04,190
Wait a minute.

926
00:55:04,350 --> 00:55:07,900
They must have hijacked the truck
and taken me to their evil lair.

927
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,820
Okay, suit lady, we're gonna
have to fight our way out of this one.

928
00:55:12,190 --> 00:55:14,240
Three, two, one.

929
00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:22,500
What is this place?

930
00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:23,910
Suit lady, where am I?

931
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,000
<i>You're in the most secure facility
on the Eastern Seaboard.</i>

932
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,760
<i>The Damage Control
deep-storage vault.</i>

933
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,140
No. Seriously? Argh!

934
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:36,760
<i>The door will most likely
remain closed until morning.</i>

935
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,220
Morning?

936
00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:43,480
Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad
calling you "suit lady," you know?

937
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,940
I think I should probably give you a name.

938
00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:48,440
Like Liz. No, no, no.

939
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,600
God, that's... That's weird.

940
00:55:50,770 --> 00:55:53,150
What about Karen?

941
00:55:53,570 --> 00:55:55,540
<i>You can call me Karen
if you would like.</i>

942
00:55:55,570 --> 00:55:58,700
Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do?

943
00:55:59,150 --> 00:56:00,780
What?

944
00:56:00,950 --> 00:56:02,870
Maybe we should run
that refresher course.

945
00:56:03,030 --> 00:56:04,630
<i>- Ricochet web.</i>
- Ricochet web.

946
00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:08,260
- Whoa. Cool.
<i>- Splitter web.</i>

947
00:56:09,410 --> 00:56:12,290
<i>- Web grenade.</i>
- Web grenade!

948
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,720
Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?

949
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:17,970
<i>Who is Liz?</i>

950
00:56:18,130 --> 00:56:20,760
Who's Liz? Heh. She's... Heh, heh.

951
00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:22,390
She's the best. She's awesome.

952
00:56:22,550 --> 00:56:25,270
She's just a girl who goes to my school.

953
00:56:25,430 --> 00:56:26,480
And, uh...

954
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,570
Yeah, I just... I really want to tell her,
but it's kind of weird, you know?

955
00:56:30,730 --> 00:56:33,950
"Hey, I'm Spider-Man."

956
00:56:34,110 --> 00:56:35,230
<i>What's weird about that?</i>

957
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,450
What if she's expecting
someone like Tony Stark?

958
00:56:37,610 --> 00:56:39,610
Imagine how disappointed
she'd be when she sees me.

959
00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:43,330
<i>Well, if I were her,
I wouldn't be disappointed at all.</i>

960
00:56:43,490 --> 00:56:44,990
Thanks, Karen.

961
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,910
It's really nice
to have somebody to talk to.

962
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,920
Hey, how long we been here anyways?

963
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,960
<i>- Thirty-seven minutes.</i>
- What?!

964
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,840
Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane.

965
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,680
I cannot take this anymore.
I got to... I gotta get out of here.

966
00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:02,430
There's got to be something in here
I can use.

967
00:57:03,470 --> 00:57:05,220
Okay, let's see.

968
00:57:05,390 --> 00:57:06,930
Nope.

969
00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:09,310
That's awesome.

970
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,020
Oh.

971
00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:12,420
Hey, it's like the glowy thing.

972
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,570
<i>That glowy thing is
an explosive Chitauri energy core.</i>

973
00:57:15,730 --> 00:57:17,730
You mean, we've been
carrying around a bomb?

974
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:21,620
<i>It would require radiation
to transform it into an explosive state.</i>

975
00:57:23,030 --> 00:57:24,450
No, no, no.

976
00:57:28,330 --> 00:57:31,210
Hey! Please!
Please, somebody let me out! Hey!

977
00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:33,370
Karen, you have to help me override
that time lock.

978
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,040
Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it.

979
00:57:36,210 --> 00:57:37,710
<i>Trial unsuccessful.</i>

980
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,840
Okay, we're just gonna have
to try every sequence.

981
00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:46,260
Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late.
Come on, let's go.

982
00:57:46,430 --> 00:57:48,650
Okay. Uh, hold on, hold on.

983
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,610
<i>Initiating trial 247.</i>

984
00:57:56,150 --> 00:57:57,520
It worked. It works.

985
00:58:09,990 --> 00:58:13,590
Please be sure
all cell phones are turned off.

986
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:14,790
Thank you.

987
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,980
Karen, get me to
decathlon as fast as possible.

988
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,270
<i>Sure thing. Just tell me where it is.</i>

989
00:58:18,290 --> 00:58:20,060
Across the street
from the Washington Monument.

990
00:58:20,090 --> 00:58:21,230
<i>It's Ned. Leave a message.</i>

991
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:23,100
Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb!

992
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,060
<i>There's a vehicle
approaching on your right.</i>

993
00:58:31,220 --> 00:58:33,440
We have now entered sudden death.

994
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:36,400
The next correct answer wins
the championship.

995
00:58:40,730 --> 00:58:42,660
Midtown Tech?

996
00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:44,450
Zero.

997
00:58:44,610 --> 00:58:45,660
That is correct.

998
00:58:46,410 --> 00:58:48,700
Midtown takes the championship.

999
00:58:48,910 --> 00:58:52,210
- Woo-hoo! We won.
- You guys, I am so proud of you.

1000
00:58:52,370 --> 00:58:55,540
- Told you we didn't need Peter.
- Flash, you didn't answer a question.

1001
00:58:55,710 --> 00:58:58,680
- Taking it all in, Michelle?
- Oh, yeah, I just, um...

1002
00:58:58,830 --> 00:59:01,230
I don't want to celebrate something
that was built by slaves.

1003
00:59:01,340 --> 00:59:03,810
I'm sure the Washington Monument
wasn't built by...

1004
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:08,310
Okay.

1005
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,930
- Enjoy your book.
- Thanks.

1006
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,980
- Oh, Ned, you're alive.
- Peter, are you okay?

1007
00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:17,740
Where's the glowy thing?
The glowy thing?

1008
00:59:17,890 --> 00:59:21,490
- It's safe. It's in my backpack.
- Ned, listen, the glowy thing is dangerous.

1009
00:59:21,650 --> 00:59:23,370
You missed the decathlon.
I covered for you.

1010
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,320
- Listen.
- We're at the Washington Monument.

1011
00:59:25,490 --> 00:59:26,860
- Peter, is that you?
- Hey, Liz.

1012
00:59:27,030 --> 00:59:28,590
<i>- Is that Liz?</i>
- Put Ned back on the phone.

1013
00:59:28,610 --> 00:59:31,740
<i>- You should tell her how you feel.</i>
- You flake. You are lucky we won.

1014
00:59:31,910 --> 00:59:35,500
I want to be mad, but I'm more worried.
Like, what is going on with you?

1015
00:59:35,660 --> 00:59:37,180
I have to talk to Ned. It's important.

1016
00:59:37,330 --> 00:59:38,530
All items on the belt, please.

1017
00:59:38,670 --> 00:59:39,810
<i>There's something in Ned's backpack.</i>

1018
00:59:39,830 --> 00:59:41,840
<i>It's dangerous.
Don't let it go through an x-ray.</i>

1019
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,930
Liz? Liz! Damn it.

1020
00:59:50,430 --> 00:59:52,730
Can I be the one
to tell Peter he's expelled?

1021
00:59:56,930 --> 01:00:02,690
The Washington Monument is 555 feet,
five and one-eighth inches tall.

1022
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,450
Notice how the marble and granite
are cut around the stone.

1023
01:00:14,870 --> 01:00:17,290
No, no, no.
Karen, what's going on up there?

1024
01:00:18,290 --> 01:00:19,890
<i>The Chitauri core has detonated...</i>

1025
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,100
<i>and caused severe structural damage
to the elevator.</i>

1026
01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:23,480
- Oh, no.
- My friends are up there.

1027
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:26,050
What? Uh, don't worry, ma'am,
everything's gonna be okay.

1028
01:00:26,210 --> 01:00:28,310
Excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, my God, that's tall.

1029
01:00:34,390 --> 01:00:35,890
Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling.

1030
01:00:36,060 --> 01:00:37,560
Just stay calm, everyone.

1031
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,400
Oh, we are all going to die here.

1032
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:44,690
<i>Estimating 10 minutes
before catastrophic failure.</i>

1033
01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:46,360
We're freaking screwed.

1034
01:00:46,530 --> 01:00:49,650
Okay, I know that was scary,
but our safety systems are working.

1035
01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:52,240
<i>The safety systems
are completely failing.</i>

1036
01:00:52,410 --> 01:00:54,080
We're very safe in here.

1037
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,840
<i>The occupants are
in imminent mortal danger.</i>

1038
01:00:56,990 --> 01:00:58,090
Going as fast as I can!

1039
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,440
- Let's go.
- Give me your hand.

1040
01:01:10,550 --> 01:01:12,870
<i>You now have 125 seconds
until catastrophic failure.</i>

1041
01:01:13,010 --> 01:01:14,060
What?! Why?

1042
01:01:14,550 --> 01:01:17,560
<i>Unexpected motion has caused
the deterioration to escalate.</i>

1043
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:21,190
- How do I get in there?
<i>- Activating reconnaissance drone.</i>

1044
01:01:23,150 --> 01:01:25,940
Whoa. Has that been there
this whole time? That's awesome.

1045
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,650
<i>Locating optimal entry point.</i>

1046
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,030
<i>Proceed to southwest window.</i>

1047
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,950
Karen, I'm on my way.

1048
01:01:38,490 --> 01:01:40,530
- There's a lot of glass here.
- You got this.

1049
01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:41,880
Keep coming, keep coming.

1050
01:01:55,930 --> 01:01:57,930
Okay. Oh, my God.

1051
01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,770
Okay.

1052
01:02:01,430 --> 01:02:03,620
<i>What's wrong? You've reached
the southwest window.</i>

1053
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,400
<i>- Why are you hesitating?</i>
- It's fine.

1054
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,280
I've just never been this high before.

1055
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,610
<i>You have also not reinstalled
your parachute...</i>

1056
01:02:09,770 --> 01:02:12,490
<i>so a fall from this height
would most likely be lethal.</i>

1057
01:02:12,690 --> 01:02:13,950
Oh.

1058
01:02:14,110 --> 01:02:15,580
Perfect.

1059
01:02:15,740 --> 01:02:17,330
Oh, my God.

1060
01:02:18,870 --> 01:02:19,990
Why is it not breaking?

1061
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,840
<i>It's four-inch ballistic glass.
You'll have to create more momentum.</i>

1062
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:45,400
This is D.C. Metro Police.
Identify yourself.

1063
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,150
My friends are in there! Stop!

1064
01:02:47,310 --> 01:02:49,060
Return to the ground immediately.

1065
01:02:49,230 --> 01:02:51,230
- Okay, who's next?
- Me, it's my turn.

1066
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,240
Flash, seriously? What are you doing?

1067
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,370
- Come on.
- Don't worry about the trophy.

1068
01:03:03,830 --> 01:03:05,000
Stand down!

1069
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,920
Return to the ground immediately.

1070
01:03:12,090 --> 01:03:14,090
Return to the ground
or we will open fire!

1071
01:03:14,260 --> 01:03:16,100
Go up, go up.

1072
01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:18,300
I got this.

1073
01:03:18,470 --> 01:03:20,140
Take my trophy.

1074
01:03:21,970 --> 01:03:24,190
This is your last chance.

1075
01:03:24,350 --> 01:03:26,400
I'm gonna die.

1076
01:03:27,060 --> 01:03:28,530
Look out!

1077
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,700
Break!

1078
01:03:50,290 --> 01:03:51,970
I did it. Whoa!

1079
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:07,950
Hey,
how you doing? Don't worry. I got you.

1080
01:04:07,980 --> 01:04:10,530
- Yes! Yes.
- Hey, hey.

1081
01:04:10,690 --> 01:04:12,780
- Big guy, quit moving around.
- I'm sorry, sir.

1082
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,450
Let's go, let's go!

1083
01:04:23,330 --> 01:04:24,370
Okay, okay.

1084
01:04:24,530 --> 01:04:26,500
- Mr. Harrington, go.
- Ned, come on.

1085
01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:28,460
- This is your stop.
- Come on, Liz.

1086
01:04:28,620 --> 01:04:31,550
Go, go, go. Everybody out.
Move it, people. Move it, move it.

1087
01:04:31,710 --> 01:04:33,470
- Are you sure it's safe?
- Liz.

1088
01:04:34,130 --> 01:04:35,340
Liz!

1089
01:04:39,550 --> 01:04:41,220
You're okay. You're okay.

1090
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,100
Okay.

1091
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,940
- Oh, my God.
- Good, good.

1092
01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:49,980
Come on up.
Come on, you guys, stay back.

1093
01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:52,150
- Come on in.
- You guys good?

1094
01:04:52,310 --> 01:04:53,910
So is everyone okay?

1095
01:04:55,150 --> 01:04:57,150
<i>This is your chance, Peter.</i>

1096
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,160
<i>Kiss her.</i>

1097
01:05:02,910 --> 01:05:04,580
Thank you.

1098
01:05:07,580 --> 01:05:10,130
Are you really friends with Peter Parker?

1099
01:05:17,090 --> 01:05:21,970
I can finish the next order, but without
any new materials from that truck...

1100
01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:24,720
Yeah, damn it.

1101
01:05:25,220 --> 01:05:27,460
We still have enough to do
the Gargan deal though, right?

1102
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,600
Yeah, but then that's it.

1103
01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:33,190
Oh.

1104
01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:35,820
Maybe it is time
that I built the high-altitude seal.

1105
01:05:35,980 --> 01:05:37,710
- Would you shut up about that?
- It's only one job.

1106
01:05:37,730 --> 01:05:39,230
No.

1107
01:05:40,740 --> 01:05:43,990
Eight years, not a word from the feds,
nothing from those...

1108
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:48,210
Halloween-costume-wearing bozos
up there in Stark Tower.

1109
01:05:48,370 --> 01:05:53,090
And then all of a sudden,
this little bastard in red tights shows up.

1110
01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:56,920
And he thinks he can tear down
everything I've built.

1111
01:05:58,420 --> 01:05:59,970
Really?

1112
01:06:01,130 --> 01:06:02,300
I'm gonna kill him.

1113
01:06:02,470 --> 01:06:04,510
- I'm gonna find him...
- I found him.

1114
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:06,110
<i>The Spider-Man swooped in...</i>

1115
01:06:06,140 --> 01:06:09,060
<i>heroically saving an Academic
Decathlon team from Queens.</i>

1116
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,440
<i>The identity of the masked hero
is still unknown.</i>

1117
01:06:14,890 --> 01:06:17,440
- Mom.
- Oh, kids. All right.

1118
01:06:17,610 --> 01:06:20,110
Peter. Come here,
come here, come here.

1119
01:06:24,030 --> 01:06:26,530
<i>This past weekend,
Midtown's Academic Decathlon team...</i>

1120
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:29,670
<i>defeated the country's best
to win the national championship.</i>

1121
01:06:29,830 --> 01:06:31,500
<i>Later that day,
they also defeated death.</i>

1122
01:06:31,660 --> 01:06:34,080
<i>Explosion. Sally scream.
Flash scream. Everybody screaming.</i>

1123
01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:38,050
<i>There were purple lasers and smoke.
It was **** tight, like a Bon Jovi concert.</i>

1124
01:06:38,210 --> 01:06:41,590
<i>As you know, we made it out alive,
and that's the important thing.</i>

1125
01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:44,850
<i>I couldn't bear to lose
a student on a school trip.</i>

1126
01:06:46,090 --> 01:06:47,140
<i>Not again.</i>

1127
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:51,430
<i>Thankfully, no one was seriously injured
thanks to the Spider-Man.</i>

1128
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:53,560
<i>- Thank you, Spider-Man.
- Thank you, Spider-Man.</i>

1129
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,520
<i>Up next: the Spider-Man mania
is sweeping the school.</i>

1130
01:06:56,690 --> 01:06:59,310
<i>How can you show your spider spirit?</i>

1131
01:07:03,230 --> 01:07:05,160
Dude, dude, dude.

1132
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,040
What is it like being famous
when nobody knows it's you?

1133
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,670
- Crazy, dude.
- It's crazy.

1134
01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:11,670
- Should we tell everyone?
- No.

1135
01:07:11,830 --> 01:07:14,630
- Should I tell everyone?
- No, dude. That's not a good idea.

1136
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:18,130
- Okay, come on, we'll be late to class.
- I'm not going to class.

1137
01:07:18,290 --> 01:07:20,190
You're already in trouble
for ditching the decathlon.

1138
01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:21,760
Dude, listen, I figured it out.

1139
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,840
The wingsuit guy is stealing
from Damage Control.

1140
01:07:24,010 --> 01:07:27,010
What he takes from Damage Control,
that's how he builds the weapons.

1141
01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:30,100
- So all I gotta do is catch him.
- But we have a Spanish quiz.

1142
01:07:30,260 --> 01:07:32,480
Ned, I'm probably never gonna
come back here.

1143
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:35,690
Mr. Stark is moving
the Avengers upstate...

1144
01:07:35,850 --> 01:07:37,820
- so when I bring this guy in...
- Dude.

1145
01:07:37,980 --> 01:07:39,900
You want to be a high school dropout?

1146
01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:42,740
I am so far beyond high school right now.

1147
01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:45,620
Parker, my office.

1148
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:49,910
<i>So...</i>

1149
01:07:50,070 --> 01:07:51,580
<i>you got detention.</i>

1150
01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:53,910
<i>You screwed up.
You know what you did was wrong.</i>

1151
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,460
<i>The question is,
how are you gonna make things right?</i>

1152
01:07:56,620 --> 01:07:57,940
<i>Maybe you were trying to be cool.</i>

1153
01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:01,170
<i>But take it from a guy
who's been frozen for 65 years...</i>

1154
01:08:01,330 --> 01:08:04,460
<i>the only way to really be cool
is to follow the rules.</i>

1155
01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:08,090
<i>We all know what's right.
We all know what's wrong.</i>

1156
01:08:08,260 --> 01:08:10,810
<i>Next time those turkeys try
to convince you of something...</i>

1157
01:08:10,970 --> 01:08:13,330
<i>- you know is wrong...</i>
- Where you going? Get back here.

1158
01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:15,770
<i>just think to yourself,
what would Captain America do?</i>

1159
01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:17,730
Why are you here?
You don't have detention.

1160
01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:21,490
Oh, I know. I just like coming here
to sketch people in crisis.

1161
01:08:24,690 --> 01:08:26,240
It's you.

1162
01:08:26,730 --> 01:08:30,490
<i>So your body's changing.
Believe me, I know how that feels.</i>

1163
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:43,760
May?

1164
01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:48,300
Hey, Karen. What's up?

1165
01:08:48,460 --> 01:08:50,260
<i>Hey, Peter.
How was your Spanish quiz?</i>

1166
01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:51,650
I was wondering if you could help me.

1167
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:54,320
I'm trying to figure out who the guys
under the bridge were that night...

1168
01:08:54,350 --> 01:08:56,810
but I can only remember
part of a license plate.

1169
01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:59,770
<i>I can run facial recognition
on the footage of that encounter.</i>

1170
01:08:59,930 --> 01:09:01,440
- Footage?
<i>- Yes, Peter.</i>

1171
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,480
<i>I record everything you see.</i>

1172
01:09:03,650 --> 01:09:04,770
- Everything?
<i>- Everything.</i>

1173
01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:07,280
- All the time?
<i>- It's called the Baby Monitor Protocol.</i>

1174
01:09:08,070 --> 01:09:10,990
Yeah, of course it is. Um...

1175
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,040
- Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday.
<i>- With pleasure.</i>

1176
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,220
<i>Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party.</i>

1177
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:18,840
<i>Hey, what's up, Liz?
Peter's told me a lot about you.</i>

1178
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,960
No, no, no.
This is just me messing around.

1179
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:22,840
Go later in the day, later in the day.

1180
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,170
<i>It is I, Thor, son of Odin.</i>

1181
01:09:25,340 --> 01:09:26,800
No, no, no. That's definitely...

1182
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,690
That's definitely not
what we wanted to watch.

1183
01:09:28,710 --> 01:09:32,220
<i>- Your impressions are funny.</i>
- Fast-forward to the arms deal.

1184
01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:33,680
Okay.

1185
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,470
The two on the right, who are they?

1186
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:37,360
<i>Searching law-enforcement databases.</i>

1187
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:40,220
<i>No records found
for two of the individuals.</i>

1188
01:09:40,390 --> 01:09:42,490
- Nothing?
<i>- One individual identified.</i>

1189
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,770
<i>Aaron Davis, age 33.</i>

1190
01:09:44,940 --> 01:09:47,780
<i>He has a criminal record
and an address here in Queens.</i>

1191
01:09:47,940 --> 01:09:49,190
Let's pay him a visit.

1192
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:52,700
<i>Would you like me to activate
the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol?</i>

1193
01:09:52,860 --> 01:09:53,950
Uh, yeah.

1194
01:10:09,170 --> 01:10:10,920
- Remember me?
- Hey...

1195
01:10:11,090 --> 01:10:12,930
I need information.
You'll give it to me now.

1196
01:10:13,090 --> 01:10:14,810
- All right, chill.
- Come on!

1197
01:10:15,550 --> 01:10:18,180
- What happened to your voice?
- What do you mean?

1198
01:10:18,350 --> 01:10:20,570
I heard you by the bridge.
I know what a girl sound like.

1199
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:23,570
I'm not a girl. I'm a boy.
I mean, I'm a... I'm a man.

1200
01:10:23,730 --> 01:10:25,570
I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl...

1201
01:10:25,730 --> 01:10:27,400
I'm not a girl. I'm a man.

1202
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,910
Come on, man.
Look, who is selling these weapons?

1203
01:10:30,270 --> 01:10:32,370
I need to know. Give me names or else.

1204
01:10:36,030 --> 01:10:40,330
- You ain't ever done this before, huh?
- Deactivate Interrogation Mode.

1205
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:42,780
Look, man.

1206
01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:46,130
These guys are selling weapons
that are crazy dangerous.

1207
01:10:46,290 --> 01:10:47,710
They can't be out on the streets.

1208
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,050
If one of them can cut
Delmar's Bodega in half...

1209
01:10:50,210 --> 01:10:52,810
- You know Delmar's?
- Yeah, best sandwich in Queens.

1210
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,180
- Sub Haven's pretty good.
- Eh, it's too much bread.

1211
01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:57,470
- I like bread.
- Come on, man, please.

1212
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:02,520
Stupid Interrogation Mode.
Karen, don't ever do that again.

1213
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:06,150
The other night, you told that dude,
"if you shoot somebody, shoot me."

1214
01:11:06,310 --> 01:11:07,780
It's pretty ballsy.

1215
01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:09,990
I don't want those weapons
in this neighborhood.

1216
01:11:10,150 --> 01:11:11,530
I got a nephew who live here.

1217
01:11:12,730 --> 01:11:13,990
Who are these guys?

1218
01:11:14,150 --> 01:11:16,110
What can you tell me
about the guy with the wings?

1219
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:18,560
Other than he's a psychopath
dressed like a demon, nothing.

1220
01:11:18,660 --> 01:11:20,620
I don't know who he is
or where he is.

1221
01:11:23,540 --> 01:11:27,090
- I do know where he's gonna be.
- Really?

1222
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:29,500
Yeah, this crazy dude
I used to work with...

1223
01:11:29,670 --> 01:11:32,090
he's supposed
to be doing a deal with him.

1224
01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:33,880
Yes! Yes.

1225
01:11:34,050 --> 01:11:35,640
- Thank...
- Hey. Hey. Hey.

1226
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,100
I didn't tell you where.
You don't have a location.

1227
01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:40,760
Right, of course.
Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just...

1228
01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:42,180
Yeah.

1229
01:11:42,350 --> 01:11:44,520
- Where is it?
- Can I give you some advice?

1230
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:47,730
- Hmm?
- You gotta get better at this part of the job.

1231
01:11:47,890 --> 01:11:49,360
I don't understand.

1232
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:50,900
I'm intimidating.

1233
01:11:51,060 --> 01:11:53,940
- Staten Island Ferry, 11.
- Oh, that's soon.

1234
01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:55,830
That's gonna dissolve in two hours.

1235
01:11:55,990 --> 01:11:58,580
No, no, no. Come fix this.

1236
01:11:58,740 --> 01:12:00,550
- Two hours. You deserve that.
- I got ice cream in here.

1237
01:12:00,570 --> 01:12:03,170
You deserve that. You're a criminal.
Bye, Mr. Criminal.

1238
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,100
Nice.

1239
01:12:22,390 --> 01:12:25,010
Okay, Karen, activate
Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.

1240
01:12:25,180 --> 01:12:26,230
<i>Sure thing.</i>

1241
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,730
He's up front, main deck.

1242
01:12:28,890 --> 01:12:30,320
I hate this guy.

1243
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,820
It's the guy from the bridge, right?
Who's that other guy?

1244
01:12:32,980 --> 01:12:34,610
Just keep me posted.

1245
01:12:34,770 --> 01:12:36,790
<i>There's no record of him
in my criminal database.</i>

1246
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:39,630
<i>Incoming call from May Parker. Should
I reroute to your heads-up display?</i>

1247
01:12:39,650 --> 01:12:42,080
I can't talk right now. I'll call her back.

1248
01:12:42,950 --> 01:12:47,330
Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy.
We can't let anybody get away this time.

1249
01:12:55,590 --> 01:12:57,680
- Who's the guy on the left?
<i>- Mac Gargan.</i>

1250
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:00,260
<i>Extensive criminal record,
including homicide.</i>

1251
01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:02,270
<i>Would you like me
to activate Instant Kill?</i>

1252
01:13:02,430 --> 01:13:05,850
No, Karen, stop it
with the Instant Kill already.

1253
01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:09,350
White pickup truck.

1254
01:13:13,690 --> 01:13:15,990
Dronie, scan the ship
for a white pickup truck.

1255
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,130
Oh, this is too perfect.

1256
01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:40,640
I got the weapons, buyers
and sellers in one place.

1257
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,770
<i>- Incoming call from Tony Stark.</i>
- No, no, no.

1258
01:13:43,930 --> 01:13:46,100
- Don't answer.
<i>- Mr. Parker. Got a sec?</i>

1259
01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:48,690
- Uh, I'm actually at school.
<i>- No, you're not.</i>

1260
01:13:48,850 --> 01:13:50,730
<i>- Nice work in D. C.</i>
- Okay.

1261
01:13:50,890 --> 01:13:53,610
<i>My dad never really gave me
a lot of support...</i>

1262
01:13:53,770 --> 01:13:55,940
<i>and I'm trying to break
the cycle of shame.</i>

1263
01:13:56,110 --> 01:13:57,420
Uh, I'm in the middle of something.

1264
01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:58,960
<i>Don't cut me off
when I'm complimenting you.</i>

1265
01:13:58,980 --> 01:14:00,610
<i>Anyway, great things are about to...</i>

1266
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:04,740
<i>- What is that?</i>
- Uh, I'm at band practice.

1267
01:14:04,910 --> 01:14:09,580
<i>That's odd. Happy told me you quit
band six weeks ago. What's up?</i>

1268
01:14:09,740 --> 01:14:11,960
- I gotta go. Uh, end call.
<i>- Hey.</i>

1269
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:13,250
I'll take those!

1270
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,300
Yoink.

1271
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:20,220
Hey, guys. The illegal-weapons-deal ferry
was at 10:30. You missed it.

1272
01:14:29,220 --> 01:14:30,850
<i>Spider guy's here.</i>

1273
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,020
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast.

1274
01:14:36,850 --> 01:14:40,150
Are you guys okay?
My bad. That was a little hard.

1275
01:14:40,690 --> 01:14:43,870
I got to say, the other guy was way better
with that thing.

1276
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:45,540
I'm honestly...

1277
01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:47,660
I'm... I'm shocked.

1278
01:14:59,710 --> 01:15:01,680
- Freeze! FBI.
- Don't move.

1279
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,640
- Get on the ground.
- FBI.

1280
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:04,850
What do you mean, FBI?

1281
01:15:05,010 --> 01:15:08,430
<i>- Federal Bureau of Investigation.</i>
- I know, but what are they doing here?

1282
01:15:16,390 --> 01:15:18,490
Get out of the way. Get out of the way!

1283
01:15:18,690 --> 01:15:20,780
Whoa, whoa, whoa! No.

1284
01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:25,490
Look out, look out, look out.
Move, move, move!

1285
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,520
- Move.
- Get to the top deck.

1286
01:15:32,660 --> 01:15:34,210
We're getting out of here.

1287
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,380
Activate Taser web!

1288
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,850
You're messing with things
you don't understand.

1289
01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:11,010
Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen...

1290
01:17:11,180 --> 01:17:14,430
give me an x-ray of the boat
and target all the strongest points.

1291
01:17:17,260 --> 01:17:19,310
Web grenade. Web grenade.

1292
01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:23,360
Splitter web, go.

1293
01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:54,550
<i>Great job, Peter.
You are 98 percent successful.</i>

1294
01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:57,970
- Ninety-eight?
- Yeah, Spider-Man!

1295
01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:01,730
No, no, no.

1296
01:18:19,370 --> 01:18:21,290
No!

1297
01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:37,970
What the hell?

1298
01:18:41,390 --> 01:18:43,270
What the hell?

1299
01:18:45,060 --> 01:18:46,780
<i>Hi, Spider-Man.</i>

1300
01:18:46,940 --> 01:18:49,320
<i>Band practice, was it?</i>

1301
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,180
Yeah, Iron Man!

1302
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:22,360
Uh, Mr. Stark.

1303
01:19:23,890 --> 01:19:27,360
Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything?
What do you want me to do?

1304
01:19:28,150 --> 01:19:30,400
<i>I think you've done enough.</i>

1305
01:19:44,540 --> 01:19:47,790
So that's it. You're just gonna run?

1306
01:19:50,170 --> 01:19:52,640
Feds were waiting for us.

1307
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,470
Now we're on Iron Man's radar?

1308
01:19:56,090 --> 01:19:57,890
Yeah, I'm running.

1309
01:19:58,680 --> 01:19:59,850
You should too.

1310
01:20:00,390 --> 01:20:02,230
You know I can't do that.

1311
01:20:02,390 --> 01:20:03,610
So now what?

1312
01:20:04,010 --> 01:20:08,740
Mason, can you get that high-altitude
seal thing up and running in time?

1313
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:10,900
Seriously?

1314
01:20:11,060 --> 01:20:13,240
Yes. You will not regret this.

1315
01:20:16,690 --> 01:20:18,200
You in?

1316
01:20:28,830 --> 01:20:30,930
<i>Previously on</i> Peter Screws the Pooch...

1317
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:32,800
<i>I tell you to stay away from this.</i>

1318
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,590
<i>Instead, you hacked
a multimillion-dollar suit...</i>

1319
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:38,010
<i>so you could sneak around
behind my back...</i>

1320
01:20:38,170 --> 01:20:42,180
<i>- doing the one thing I told you not to do.</i>
- Is everyone okay?

1321
01:20:43,050 --> 01:20:45,560
<i>No thanks to you.</i>

1322
01:20:46,350 --> 01:20:48,350
No thanks to me?

1323
01:20:49,890 --> 01:20:52,520
Those weapons were out there,
and I tried to tell you about it...

1324
01:20:52,690 --> 01:20:54,070
but you didn't listen.

1325
01:20:54,230 --> 01:20:57,660
None of this would've happened
if you had just listened to me.

1326
01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,870
If you even cared, you'd actually be here.

1327
01:21:04,410 --> 01:21:07,500
I did listen, kid.
Who do you think called the FBI, huh?

1328
01:21:07,870 --> 01:21:10,250
Do you know I was the only one
who believed in you?

1329
01:21:10,410 --> 01:21:14,210
Everyone else said I was crazy
to recruit a 14-year-old kid.

1330
01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:16,670
- I'm 15.
- No, this is where you zip it, all right?

1331
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:19,430
The adult is talking.
What if somebody had died tonight?

1332
01:21:19,590 --> 01:21:22,690
Different story, right?
Because that's on you.

1333
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:24,190
And if you died...

1334
01:21:24,350 --> 01:21:26,560
I feel like that's on me.

1335
01:21:26,890 --> 01:21:28,810
- I don't need that on my conscience.
- Yes, sir.

1336
01:21:28,930 --> 01:21:31,560
- I'm sorry. I understand.
- Sorry doesn't cut it.

1337
01:21:32,190 --> 01:21:34,110
I just wanted to be like you.

1338
01:21:34,270 --> 01:21:35,820
And I wanted you to be better.

1339
01:21:37,570 --> 01:21:39,940
It's not working out.
I'm gonna need the suit back.

1340
01:21:40,110 --> 01:21:42,330
- For how long?
- Forever.

1341
01:21:42,490 --> 01:21:44,540
- Yeah, that's how it works.
- No, no. Please.

1342
01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:46,620
- Let's have it.
- Please, this is all I have.

1343
01:21:46,780 --> 01:21:48,160
I'm nothing without this suit.

1344
01:21:48,910 --> 01:21:51,430
If you're nothing without this suit,
then you shouldn't have it.

1345
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:52,670
Okay?

1346
01:21:52,830 --> 01:21:55,050
God, I sound like my dad.

1347
01:21:57,090 --> 01:21:58,960
I don't have any other clothes.

1348
01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:01,630
Okay, we'll sort that out.

1349
01:22:11,810 --> 01:22:13,190
Hey.

1350
01:22:17,980 --> 01:22:21,330
I've been calling you all day.
You didn't answer your phone.

1351
01:22:21,490 --> 01:22:22,950
You can't do that.

1352
01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:25,740
Then this ferry thing happens.

1353
01:22:25,910 --> 01:22:28,580
I've called five police stations.

1354
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:29,960
Five.

1355
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,060
I called five of your friends.
I called Ned's mother.

1356
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:35,710
I'm fine. May, I'm okay.
Honestly, just relax. I'm fine.

1357
01:22:36,630 --> 01:22:37,670
Cut the bullshit.

1358
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,510
I know you left detention.

1359
01:22:39,670 --> 01:22:42,170
I know you left the hotel room
in Washington.

1360
01:22:42,340 --> 01:22:44,260
I know you sneak out
of this house every night.

1361
01:22:44,430 --> 01:22:45,720
That's not fine.

1362
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:49,510
Peter, you have to tell me
what's going on. Just lay it out.

1363
01:22:49,680 --> 01:22:50,730
It's just me and you.

1364
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,230
I lost the Stark internship.

1365
01:22:54,810 --> 01:22:56,400
- What?
- Yeah.

1366
01:22:56,850 --> 01:22:57,980
What happened?

1367
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:02,620
I just thought that I could work really
hard and he could... He would... You know.

1368
01:23:03,940 --> 01:23:05,910
But I screwed it up.

1369
01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:07,870
It's okay, it's okay.

1370
01:23:09,580 --> 01:23:11,200
It's okay.

1371
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:14,500
I'm sorry I made you worry.

1372
01:23:14,660 --> 01:23:16,510
I'm not trying to ruin your life.

1373
01:23:16,670 --> 01:23:17,960
Yeah, I know.

1374
01:23:18,130 --> 01:23:19,420
Just...

1375
01:23:19,590 --> 01:23:21,960
- I used to sneak out too.
- Yeah.

1376
01:23:24,970 --> 01:23:27,140
And take a shower. You smell.

1377
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:30,180
You smell like garbage.

1378
01:23:30,350 --> 01:23:31,970
I know.

1379
01:23:35,020 --> 01:23:37,360
Peter, you're a good kid
and you're a smart kid...

1380
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:40,150
so just try to keep
your head straight, okay?

1381
01:23:40,770 --> 01:23:42,240
Okay.

1382
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,240
All right, get out of here.

1383
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,240
Are you expelled?

1384
01:23:53,410 --> 01:23:56,410
Do you have to go to that high school
where the principal has a crossbow?

1385
01:23:56,580 --> 01:23:59,930
Pretty sure that's an urban myth,
and, no, I'm not expelled.

1386
01:24:00,460 --> 01:24:02,760
You're so lucky.

1387
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:52,260
Hey.

1388
01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:55,560
- Hey.
- I thought you had calculus fifth period.

1389
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:58,100
Yeah, I was just doing
some homecoming stuff.

1390
01:24:58,270 --> 01:24:59,990
Hey, look, I, uh...

1391
01:25:00,850 --> 01:25:03,570
I just wanted to apologize
about the whole decathlon thing.

1392
01:25:03,730 --> 01:25:04,820
It's fine.

1393
01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:09,030
Last week, decathlon was the most
important thing, but then I almost died.

1394
01:25:09,190 --> 01:25:11,120
No, I'm...

1395
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:13,280
I just mean that...

1396
01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:16,330
it was not cool, especially...

1397
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:19,830
because...

1398
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:23,680
I like you.

1399
01:25:24,170 --> 01:25:25,670
I know.

1400
01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:29,340
You do?

1401
01:25:30,010 --> 01:25:32,140
You're terrible at keeping secrets.

1402
01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:33,970
Yeah, you'd be surprised.

1403
01:25:37,350 --> 01:25:39,650
I got to get to class, but, um...

1404
01:25:40,060 --> 01:25:43,280
I'd say we should hang out,
but I'm gonna be in detention for...

1405
01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:47,400
- Uh-huh.
- ever, but, um...

1406
01:25:47,570 --> 01:25:49,910
I guess you already have a date
to homecoming.

1407
01:25:50,070 --> 01:25:54,790
Actually, I was so busy planning it,
I never really got around to that part, so...

1408
01:25:55,990 --> 01:25:57,710
Uh, do you want to...

1409
01:25:57,870 --> 01:25:58,920
go with me?

1410
01:25:59,870 --> 01:26:01,710
Yeah. Sure.

1411
01:26:01,870 --> 01:26:04,500
Really? I mean, uh, great. Cool.

1412
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:06,300
Cool.

1413
01:26:06,790 --> 01:26:09,390
I'm actually going that way.

1414
01:26:09,550 --> 01:26:11,220
Um...

1415
01:26:21,220 --> 01:26:22,440
May, I need your help.

1416
01:26:23,980 --> 01:26:26,780
<i>♪ Two dozen other dirty lovers ♪</i>

1417
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:29,990
<i>♪ Must be a sucker for it♪</i>

1418
01:26:31,190 --> 01:26:34,740
<i>♪ I don't know how I'm meant to act
With all of you lot ♪</i>

1419
01:26:34,950 --> 01:26:38,670
<i>♪ Sometimes you don't try
Just now, now, now ♪</i>

1420
01:26:38,870 --> 01:26:40,710
Through or around?

1421
01:26:40,910 --> 01:26:43,920
<i>♪ Now, now, now♪</i>

1422
01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:46,960
- Right?
- Heh-heh.

1423
01:26:47,170 --> 01:26:49,420
<i>♪ Your legs give way
You hit the ground ♪</i>

1424
01:26:49,630 --> 01:26:50,970
<i>♪ Save it for later ♪</i>

1425
01:26:51,170 --> 01:26:53,220
<i>♪ Don't run away and let me down ♪</i>

1426
01:26:53,420 --> 01:26:56,050
<i>♪ You let me down ♪</i>

1427
01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:59,560
It's game day. So, what's the plan?

1428
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:01,270
- Open the door for her.
- Mm-hm.

1429
01:27:01,430 --> 01:27:03,950
Tell her she looks nice,
but not too much because that's creepy.

1430
01:27:04,020 --> 01:27:05,110
- Don't be creepy.
- No.

1431
01:27:05,270 --> 01:27:07,940
When I dance with her,
I'm putting my hands on her hips.

1432
01:27:08,110 --> 01:27:09,860
I got this.

1433
01:27:10,070 --> 01:27:11,660
<i>♪ Save it for later ♪</i>

1434
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:13,320
- Love you.
- Bye.

1435
01:27:13,530 --> 01:27:14,740
<i>♪ Sooner or later ♪</i>

1436
01:27:14,950 --> 01:27:17,290
<i>♪ You hit the deck
You get found out ♪</i>

1437
01:27:17,490 --> 01:27:18,830
<i>♪ Save it for later ♪</i>

1438
01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:22,460
<i>♪ You let me down ♪</i>

1439
01:27:28,210 --> 01:27:29,840
You must be Peter.

1440
01:27:30,670 --> 01:27:31,800
Yeah.

1441
01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:33,510
I'm Liz's dad.

1442
01:27:33,670 --> 01:27:35,170
Put her there.

1443
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:37,300
Hell of a grip.

1444
01:27:37,470 --> 01:27:39,770
Come on in here. Come on.

1445
01:28:03,290 --> 01:28:04,540
Hi, Peter.

1446
01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:06,800
You look very handsome.

1447
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:08,460
Thank you.

1448
01:28:08,620 --> 01:28:10,750
You got his name right?

1449
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:12,290
- Freddie?
- Peter.

1450
01:28:12,460 --> 01:28:13,680
- Peter. Peter.
- Heh.

1451
01:28:14,670 --> 01:28:15,800
I'm gonna go get Liz.

1452
01:28:16,210 --> 01:28:17,760
Okay.

1453
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:24,940
You all right, Pete?

1454
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:26,220
Yeah.

1455
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,980
Because you look pale.

1456
01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:32,280
You want something to drink?

1457
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:34,690
A bourbon or a Scotch,
or something like that?

1458
01:28:34,860 --> 01:28:36,160
I'm not old enough to drink.

1459
01:28:36,690 --> 01:28:38,120
That's the right answer.

1460
01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:41,240
Wow.

1461
01:28:41,740 --> 01:28:45,340
- Wow, wow, wow. Do you look beautiful.
- Please don't embarrass me, Dad.

1462
01:28:45,490 --> 01:28:46,920
Doesn't she, Pete?

1463
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:49,460
Yeah, you look really good.

1464
01:28:49,620 --> 01:28:51,840
Once again, that's the right answer.

1465
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:54,050
Is that a corsage?

1466
01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:57,300
Thanks.

1467
01:28:57,460 --> 01:29:00,680
Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur, so, uh,
let's get this show on the road.

1468
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:04,020
No, no, no, we have to take
some pictures, babe. All right.

1469
01:29:04,180 --> 01:29:06,430
- Oh, right here. Perfect.
- Mom.

1470
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,070
Okay. Come on, you guys.

1471
01:29:08,810 --> 01:29:10,900
Peter, closer.

1472
01:29:12,150 --> 01:29:13,520
Smile.

1473
01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:16,280
There you go.

1474
01:29:16,860 --> 01:29:17,980
Oh...

1475
01:29:22,070 --> 01:29:25,250
- Sir, you don't have to drive us.
- No, no, it's not a big deal.

1476
01:29:25,410 --> 01:29:27,630
I'm going out of town.
It's right on my way.

1477
01:29:27,790 --> 01:29:29,710
- He's always going. Have fun.
- Last time.

1478
01:29:29,870 --> 01:29:31,250
- Thank you.
- Promise.

1479
01:29:31,410 --> 01:29:32,840
- He's cute.
- Shh.

1480
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,510
- See you in a couple of days. All right.
- Bye, baby.

1481
01:29:37,670 --> 01:29:39,260
Come on, Pedro.

1482
01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:41,350
- Bye, Peter. Have fun.
- Yeah, I will.

1483
01:29:51,690 --> 01:29:54,310
- What are you gonna do, Pete?
- What?

1484
01:29:54,770 --> 01:29:56,610
When you graduate,
what do you think you'll do?

1485
01:29:56,690 --> 01:29:59,280
- Oh, um, I don't know.
- Don't grill him, Dad.

1486
01:30:00,030 --> 01:30:02,030
Just saying, you know.

1487
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:03,950
All you guys who go to that school...

1488
01:30:04,110 --> 01:30:06,540
you pretty much have
your life planned out, right?

1489
01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:09,250
Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore.

1490
01:30:09,410 --> 01:30:12,840
Peter has an internship with Tony Stark.
I think he doesn't have to worry.

1491
01:30:13,540 --> 01:30:15,290
- Really? Stark?
- Mm-hm.

1492
01:30:15,460 --> 01:30:17,180
So cool.

1493
01:30:18,210 --> 01:30:19,380
What do you do?

1494
01:30:20,300 --> 01:30:22,770
Yeah, actually,
I don't intern for him anymore.

1495
01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:25,930
- Seriously?
- Yeah, it got, um...

1496
01:30:26,090 --> 01:30:27,140
boring.

1497
01:30:27,300 --> 01:30:30,270
It was boring?
You got to hang out with Spider-Man.

1498
01:30:30,430 --> 01:30:32,360
Really? Spider-Man?

1499
01:30:32,980 --> 01:30:35,400
Wow. What's he like?

1500
01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:38,030
Yeah, he's nice.

1501
01:30:38,190 --> 01:30:40,030
Nice man.

1502
01:30:40,190 --> 01:30:42,030
Solid dude.

1503
01:30:42,650 --> 01:30:43,870
Hmm.

1504
01:30:44,950 --> 01:30:47,040
Look. So cute.

1505
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:48,830
Aww...

1506
01:30:52,410 --> 01:30:54,630
I've seen you around, right? I mean...

1507
01:30:55,370 --> 01:30:56,500
somewhere. We've, uh...

1508
01:30:56,670 --> 01:30:58,510
Have we ever...?
Because even the voice...

1509
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:01,010
Um, he does Academic Decathlon
with me.

1510
01:31:01,210 --> 01:31:03,590
- Oh.
- And he was at my party.

1511
01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:06,140
It was a great party, really great, yeah.

1512
01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:10,520
- Beautiful house, a lot of windows. Heh.
- You were there for, like, two seconds.

1513
01:31:11,180 --> 01:31:14,440
That was... I was there longer
than two seconds.

1514
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:18,110
- You disappeared.
- No. No, I did not disappear.

1515
01:31:18,270 --> 01:31:22,450
Yes, you did. You disappeared like
you always do, like you did in D.C. too.

1516
01:31:28,990 --> 01:31:33,370
Whew. That's terrible what happened
down there in D.C., though.

1517
01:31:33,540 --> 01:31:35,160
Were you scared?

1518
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,500
I'll bet you were glad
when your old pal Spider-Man...

1519
01:31:38,670 --> 01:31:40,760
showed up in the elevator,
though, huh?

1520
01:31:43,550 --> 01:31:45,260
Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up.

1521
01:31:45,420 --> 01:31:47,180
I saw it all from the ground.

1522
01:31:48,180 --> 01:31:49,520
Yeah.

1523
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:52,190
Very lucky that he was there that day.

1524
01:31:55,230 --> 01:31:57,900
Good old Spider-Man.

1525
01:32:01,480 --> 01:32:03,400
Dad, the light.

1526
01:32:18,790 --> 01:32:21,010
Here we are. End of the line.

1527
01:32:21,170 --> 01:32:22,590
Thanks, Dad.

1528
01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:24,590
You head in there, gumdrop.

1529
01:32:24,750 --> 01:32:27,510
I'm gonna give Peter the, uh, "dad" talk.

1530
01:32:29,380 --> 01:32:31,350
Don't let him intimidate you.

1531
01:32:31,510 --> 01:32:32,730
Love you.

1532
01:32:32,890 --> 01:32:35,360
- Love you, gumdrop.
- Have a safe flight.

1533
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:36,730
Hi.

1534
01:32:37,770 --> 01:32:40,070
You guys look so pretty.

1535
01:32:44,900 --> 01:32:45,950
Does she know?

1536
01:32:46,990 --> 01:32:48,280
Know what?

1537
01:32:48,450 --> 01:32:50,200
So she doesn't. Good.

1538
01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:52,040
Close to the vest.

1539
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:53,370
I admire that.

1540
01:32:53,530 --> 01:32:55,660
I've got a few secrets of my own.

1541
01:32:56,290 --> 01:33:00,130
Of all the reasons
I didn't want my daughter to date...

1542
01:33:02,290 --> 01:33:03,710
Peter...

1543
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:06,100
nothing is more important than family.

1544
01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:08,050
You saved my daughter's life.

1545
01:33:08,210 --> 01:33:10,060
I could never forget something like that.

1546
01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:11,970
So I'm gonna give you one chance.

1547
01:33:12,140 --> 01:33:13,260
Are you ready?

1548
01:33:13,970 --> 01:33:16,970
You walk through those doors,
you forget any of this happened...

1549
01:33:17,390 --> 01:33:20,770
and don't you ever, ever...

1550
01:33:20,940 --> 01:33:23,530
interfere with my business again.

1551
01:33:23,690 --> 01:33:25,610
Because if you do...

1552
01:33:25,770 --> 01:33:28,030
I'll kill you...

1553
01:33:28,190 --> 01:33:29,790
and everybody you love.

1554
01:33:31,030 --> 01:33:32,870
I'll kill you dead.

1555
01:33:33,030 --> 01:33:35,830
That's what I'll do to protect my family.
Do you understand?

1556
01:33:37,740 --> 01:33:39,170
Hey.

1557
01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:43,920
I just saved your life.
Now, what do you say?

1558
01:33:46,130 --> 01:33:47,470
Thank you.

1559
01:33:47,630 --> 01:33:49,380
You're welcome.

1560
01:33:49,550 --> 01:33:55,100
Now, you go on in there and you show
my daughter a good time, okay?

1561
01:33:55,850 --> 01:33:57,720
Just not too good.

1562
01:34:38,430 --> 01:34:40,230
<i>♪ I saw your eyes ♪</i>

1563
01:34:40,390 --> 01:34:41,730
<i>♪ I saw your eyes ♪</i>

1564
01:34:41,930 --> 01:34:45,150
<i>♪ I saw your eyes ♪</i>

1565
01:34:45,350 --> 01:34:47,400
<i>♪ And it made me cry ♪</i>

1566
01:34:47,610 --> 01:34:48,780
<i>♪ And it made me cry ♪</i>

1567
01:34:48,940 --> 01:34:51,240
<i>♪ And it made me cry ♪</i>

1568
01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:52,450
Hey.

1569
01:34:52,650 --> 01:34:54,500
<i>♪ And for a little while ♪</i>

1570
01:34:54,900 --> 01:34:56,330
What did he say to you?

1571
01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:00,040
<i>♪ I was falling in love ♪</i>

1572
01:35:00,580 --> 01:35:02,000
Gotta go.

1573
01:35:03,910 --> 01:35:05,540
I'm sorry.

1574
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:07,840
You don't deserve this.

1575
01:35:29,270 --> 01:35:30,620
He gave you a choice.

1576
01:35:30,770 --> 01:35:32,870
- You chose wrong.
- What the hell?

1577
01:35:33,030 --> 01:35:34,700
What's with the crappy costume?

1578
01:35:37,110 --> 01:35:38,330
My web-shooters.

1579
01:35:47,250 --> 01:35:51,850
I wasn't sure about this thing at first,
but damn.

1580
01:35:56,220 --> 01:35:58,390
Ugh. Gross.

1581
01:36:10,310 --> 01:36:12,820
- Why did he send you here?
- Guess you'll never know.

1582
01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:19,160
Nice shot!

1583
01:36:24,490 --> 01:36:25,620
Yes!

1584
01:36:25,790 --> 01:36:27,630
Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad.

1585
01:36:27,790 --> 01:36:29,670
- What?
- I gotta tell Mr. Stark.

1586
01:36:29,830 --> 01:36:32,680
Call Happy Hogan.
He's Mr. Stark's head of security.

1587
01:36:32,840 --> 01:36:34,200
Get a computer and track my phone.

1588
01:36:34,460 --> 01:36:36,360
- Will you be okay?
- Hurry, we gotta catch him...

1589
01:36:36,380 --> 01:36:38,680
before he leaves town.

1590
01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:41,060
I'm sorry about dinner...

1591
01:36:41,470 --> 01:36:44,770
but I know when branzino's fresh,
and that was not fresh, okay? So...

1592
01:36:46,220 --> 01:36:47,950
Flash, I need your car and phone.

1593
01:36:47,980 --> 01:36:50,730
Uh, sir, technically,
this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't...

1594
01:36:59,320 --> 01:37:01,380
Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me?

1595
01:37:01,410 --> 01:37:03,410
- Go for Ned.
<i>- Ned, I need you...</i>

1596
01:37:03,620 --> 01:37:05,910
- to track my phone.
- Yeah, but where is it?

1597
01:37:10,870 --> 01:37:13,390
Genius move. Okay, he just passed
the GameStop on Jackson Avenue.

1598
01:37:13,420 --> 01:37:16,640
Hey, where are the headlights
on this thing? I'm in Flash's car.

1599
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:19,140
- I'll pull the specs.
- Okay, you're on speakerphone.

1600
01:37:19,300 --> 01:37:22,270
- You stole Flash's car. Awesome.
- Yeah, it's awesome. It's...

1601
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:25,810
Get out of the way,
get out of the way! Move!

1602
01:37:25,970 --> 01:37:27,730
- Are you okay?
<i>- I've never driven before...</i>

1603
01:37:27,770 --> 01:37:31,440
only with May in parking lots.
This is a huge step up.

1604
01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:35,000
<i>Hey, have you gotten through
to Happy yet?</i>

1605
01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:38,370
Yeah. I'm working on it.
I just gotta backdoor the phone system.

1606
01:37:41,780 --> 01:37:43,500
Guy in the chair.

1607
01:37:48,580 --> 01:37:50,140
<i>Takeoff in nine minutes.</i>

1608
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,340
<i>- Hello? Hello? Who is this?</i>
- Uh...

1609
01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:53,620
- Mr. Happy, it's Ned.
<i>- Who?</i>

1610
01:37:53,710 --> 01:37:56,150
I'm an associate of Peter Parker.
Got something very important to tell you...

1611
01:37:56,170 --> 01:37:57,720
<i>You gotta be shitting me.</i>

1612
01:37:58,420 --> 01:37:59,470
Damn.

1613
01:37:59,630 --> 01:38:02,010
Hey, Ned, how we coming on
with those headlights?

1614
01:38:03,590 --> 01:38:06,440
Round knob to the left
of the steering wheel, turn clockwise.

1615
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:07,890
Left, okay.

1616
01:38:08,060 --> 01:38:09,850
Okay, perfect.
So where's my phone now?

1617
01:38:10,060 --> 01:38:11,230
Um...

1618
01:38:11,430 --> 01:38:13,160
He stopped in an old industrial park
in Brooklyn.

1619
01:38:13,190 --> 01:38:15,990
What? That makes no sense.
He said he was going out of town.

1620
01:38:16,150 --> 01:38:19,570
Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy.
Don't think he likes you, by the way.

1621
01:38:19,730 --> 01:38:21,410
It sounded like he was catching a flight.

1622
01:38:21,570 --> 01:38:22,840
<i>He said something about taking off
in nine minutes.</i>

1623
01:38:22,860 --> 01:38:24,860
- What?
- He was surrounded by boxes.

1624
01:38:25,030 --> 01:38:26,580
Boxes? It's moving day.

1625
01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:28,710
It's moving day.
He's gonna rob that plane.

1626
01:38:28,870 --> 01:38:30,750
I gotta stop him!

1627
01:38:33,920 --> 01:38:35,710
All right, wheels up in eight minutes.

1628
01:38:35,880 --> 01:38:38,470
We just got to load
Tony's old Hulkbuster armor...

1629
01:38:38,630 --> 01:38:42,050
prototype for Cap's new shield,
and the Meging...

1630
01:38:42,220 --> 01:38:43,760
The Meg... The...

1631
01:38:43,930 --> 01:38:45,100
Thor's magic belt.

1632
01:38:46,430 --> 01:38:49,100
Okay, slow down.
You're getting close. It's on your right.

1633
01:38:49,260 --> 01:38:50,520
- What?
<i>- Turn right.</i>

1634
01:39:00,360 --> 01:39:02,660
- Peter. Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1635
01:39:02,820 --> 01:39:05,240
Just keep trying to get through to Happy.

1636
01:39:05,700 --> 01:39:07,870
It's been an honor, Spider-Man.

1637
01:39:08,530 --> 01:39:10,750
What are you doing here?
There's a dance.

1638
01:39:10,950 --> 01:39:12,550
Uh...

1639
01:39:14,540 --> 01:39:15,590
I'm...

1640
01:39:15,750 --> 01:39:17,050
looking...

1641
01:39:17,210 --> 01:39:19,380
at porn.

1642
01:39:57,670 --> 01:39:58,710
Hey!

1643
01:40:00,250 --> 01:40:01,630
Surprised?

1644
01:40:01,790 --> 01:40:03,670
Oh, hey, Pete.

1645
01:40:04,380 --> 01:40:05,680
I didn't hear you come in.

1646
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:07,930
It's over. I've got you.

1647
01:40:08,090 --> 01:40:10,090
You know, I gotta tell you, Pete...

1648
01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:13,600
I really, really admire your grit.

1649
01:40:15,180 --> 01:40:16,360
I see why Liz likes you.

1650
01:40:18,560 --> 01:40:20,480
I do. When you first came to the house...

1651
01:40:20,650 --> 01:40:23,780
I wasn't sure.
I thought, "Really?" But I get it now.

1652
01:40:24,610 --> 01:40:26,360
How could you do this to her?

1653
01:40:26,530 --> 01:40:28,530
To her?
I'm not doing anything to her, Pete.

1654
01:40:28,700 --> 01:40:31,040
I'm doing this for her.

1655
01:40:31,240 --> 01:40:32,580
Hm. Yeah.

1656
01:40:36,620 --> 01:40:38,090
Peter...

1657
01:40:38,960 --> 01:40:40,000
you're young.

1658
01:40:40,170 --> 01:40:42,420
You don't understand
how the world works.

1659
01:40:42,590 --> 01:40:45,340
But I understand that selling weapons
to criminals is wrong.

1660
01:40:45,510 --> 01:40:48,260
How do you think
your buddy Stark paid for that tower?

1661
01:40:48,420 --> 01:40:49,890
Or any of his little toys?

1662
01:40:50,050 --> 01:40:51,800
Those people, Pete,
those people up there...

1663
01:40:51,970 --> 01:40:54,270
the rich and the powerful,
they do whatever they want.

1664
01:40:54,430 --> 01:40:56,180
Guys like us...

1665
01:40:56,350 --> 01:40:58,230
like you and me...

1666
01:40:58,390 --> 01:40:59,860
they don't care about us.

1667
01:41:00,020 --> 01:41:02,490
We build their roads,
and we fight all their wars...

1668
01:41:02,650 --> 01:41:04,950
and everything,
but they don't care about us.

1669
01:41:05,110 --> 01:41:09,280
We have to pick up after them.
We have to eat their table scraps.

1670
01:41:10,530 --> 01:41:12,530
That's how it is.

1671
01:41:12,910 --> 01:41:15,000
I know you know
what I'm talking about, Peter.

1672
01:41:15,160 --> 01:41:16,910
Why are you telling me this?

1673
01:41:17,080 --> 01:41:19,550
Because I want you to understand.

1674
01:41:19,710 --> 01:41:21,130
And...

1675
01:41:21,290 --> 01:41:24,290
I needed a little time
to get her airborne.

1676
01:41:37,270 --> 01:41:38,310
I'm sorry, Peter.

1677
01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:45,440
What are you talking about?
That thing hasn't even touched me yet.

1678
01:41:45,900 --> 01:41:48,150
True. Then again...

1679
01:41:48,320 --> 01:41:50,040
wasn't really trying to.

1680
01:41:55,780 --> 01:41:57,420
<i>Chief, they're powering up engines.</i>

1681
01:41:57,580 --> 01:42:00,420
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.
<i>- Come on, come on, come on.</i>

1682
01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:53,680
Okay, ready?

1683
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:04,570
Hello?

1684
01:43:06,940 --> 01:43:08,410
Hello!

1685
01:43:08,560 --> 01:43:10,160
Please, hey.

1686
01:43:10,570 --> 01:43:12,860
Hey, please. I'm down here.

1687
01:43:13,030 --> 01:43:15,000
I'm down here. I'm stuck.

1688
01:43:15,150 --> 01:43:17,950
I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't...

1689
01:43:34,720 --> 01:43:38,810
<i>If you're nothing without this suit,
then you shouldn't have it.</i>

1690
01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:46,530
Come on, Peter.

1691
01:43:46,690 --> 01:43:48,230
Come on, Spider-Man.

1692
01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:50,360
Come on, Spider-Man.

1693
01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:52,740
Come on, Spider-Man.

1694
01:43:54,610 --> 01:43:56,990
Come on, Spider-Man!

1695
01:44:48,160 --> 01:44:50,000
Launch for intercept.
Green light. Green light.

1696
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:51,710
Oh, yeah.

1697
01:45:06,600 --> 01:45:08,900
Retroreflective panels engaged.

1698
01:45:20,910 --> 01:45:23,830
Got a visual on the plane,
but I'm feeling a little resistance.

1699
01:45:23,990 --> 01:45:26,670
<i>It's probably just drag
on the new turbines.</i>

1700
01:45:39,380 --> 01:45:42,560
<i>Look out for the cloaking cameras.
Stay in the blind spots.</i>

1701
01:45:52,060 --> 01:45:53,810
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1702
01:45:54,150 --> 01:45:56,570
Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal.

1703
01:45:56,730 --> 01:45:57,980
This better work, Mason.

1704
01:46:03,820 --> 01:46:06,870
<i>Trust me, boss, even one of
those boxes and we are set for life.</i>

1705
01:46:07,030 --> 01:46:08,330
Yeah.

1706
01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:22,360
<i>You have 30 seconds
to get to the cockpit...</i>

1707
01:46:22,380 --> 01:46:24,180
<i>and override their security.</i>

1708
01:46:35,730 --> 01:46:37,280
Cloning transponder signal.

1709
01:46:37,440 --> 01:46:39,110
Launching decoy drone.

1710
01:46:40,570 --> 01:46:42,160
Whoa.

1711
01:46:43,240 --> 01:46:45,370
Entering new coordinates.

1712
01:46:51,370 --> 01:46:52,610
Good, so it's on its way.

1713
01:46:52,710 --> 01:46:55,550
- Yes, sir, right on course.
- Okay, thank you.

1714
01:46:56,380 --> 01:46:57,800
All right.

1715
01:47:10,310 --> 01:47:11,930
Hot dog.

1716
01:48:01,570 --> 01:48:03,410
Just a typical homecoming...

1717
01:48:03,570 --> 01:48:06,290
on the outside of an invisible jet...

1718
01:48:06,990 --> 01:48:08,710
fighting my girlfriend's dad. Oh!

1719
01:48:18,250 --> 01:48:19,340
Oh, God!

1720
01:48:26,920 --> 01:48:29,020
I can't believe that worked. Whoa!

1721
01:49:05,500 --> 01:49:07,760
Chief, they're losing altitude.
Get out of there.

1722
01:49:07,920 --> 01:49:09,200
I'm not going home empty-handed.

1723
01:49:19,350 --> 01:49:21,150
Oh, my God.

1724
01:49:35,660 --> 01:49:38,500
<i>- Get out. What are you doing?</i>
- Please turn, please turn!

1725
01:51:13,470 --> 01:51:15,180
Hey, Pedro.

1726
01:52:02,600 --> 01:52:03,650
Bingo.

1727
01:52:19,820 --> 01:52:21,620
Your wingsuit.

1728
01:52:21,780 --> 01:52:23,880
Your wingsuit's going to explode!

1729
01:52:31,250 --> 01:52:32,720
Time to go home, Pete.

1730
01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:34,350
I'm trying to save you!

1731
01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:50,940
No.

1732
01:52:51,610 --> 01:52:53,150
No.

1733
01:54:32,710 --> 01:54:34,630
It looked so insane. That whole...

1734
01:54:34,790 --> 01:54:36,130
Like, it was just crazy.

1735
01:54:36,290 --> 01:54:37,470
He... He was just, like:

1736
01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:40,840
- And you were like, "Aah!"
- Shh.

1737
01:54:41,010 --> 01:54:42,880
And then I just hit him
with the: whoosh.

1738
01:54:43,050 --> 01:54:44,930
It was so... Oh, my God.

1739
01:54:45,090 --> 01:54:47,100
I mean, you saved me.

1740
01:54:47,430 --> 01:54:49,060
It was awesome.

1741
01:54:55,020 --> 01:54:56,770
Hey, Liz.

1742
01:54:58,270 --> 01:54:59,450
I'm gonna miss you.

1743
01:54:59,940 --> 01:55:01,530
Bye.

1744
01:55:02,150 --> 01:55:03,620
Liz.

1745
01:55:10,450 --> 01:55:11,670
Liz, look, I'm so sorry.

1746
01:55:12,700 --> 01:55:15,710
You say that a lot.
What are you sorry for this time?

1747
01:55:17,130 --> 01:55:18,170
The dance?

1748
01:55:19,500 --> 01:55:22,260
That, um, was a pretty
crappy thing to do.

1749
01:55:22,670 --> 01:55:23,760
Well, yeah, but I...

1750
01:55:23,920 --> 01:55:26,770
I mean, your dad... I can't imagine
what you're going through.

1751
01:55:26,930 --> 01:55:29,100
If there's anything I can do to help...

1752
01:55:29,260 --> 01:55:31,770
I guess we're moving to Oregon.

1753
01:55:31,930 --> 01:55:35,190
Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool.

1754
01:55:36,020 --> 01:55:40,200
Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here
during the trial. So...

1755
01:55:41,610 --> 01:55:44,280
Liz, I... I...

1756
01:55:44,440 --> 01:55:46,120
Bye, Peter.

1757
01:55:46,990 --> 01:55:50,490
Whatever's going on with you,
I hope you figure it out.

1758
01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:06,550
Congratulations,
decathlon national champions.

1759
01:56:06,720 --> 01:56:08,760
- Yeah!
- Ha-ha.

1760
01:56:08,930 --> 01:56:11,350
I'll have to put this back
in the trophy case soon...

1761
01:56:11,510 --> 01:56:14,020
but just for motivation right now
at this practice.

1762
01:56:14,180 --> 01:56:15,860
I'm ahead of the game,
but we will need...

1763
01:56:16,020 --> 01:56:17,560
a new team captain next year.

1764
01:56:17,730 --> 01:56:20,400
So I am appointing Michelle.

1765
01:56:21,400 --> 01:56:23,070
Yeah!

1766
01:56:25,280 --> 01:56:26,490
Uh, thank you.

1767
01:56:26,650 --> 01:56:28,120
My... My friends call me MJ.

1768
01:56:28,740 --> 01:56:30,790
I thought you didn't have any friends.

1769
01:56:30,950 --> 01:56:32,870
I didn't.

1770
01:56:37,750 --> 01:56:39,750
- I, uh, gotta go.
- Hey, where you going?

1771
01:56:42,460 --> 01:56:44,590
What are you hiding, Peter?

1772
01:56:46,880 --> 01:56:48,480
I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.

1773
01:56:48,630 --> 01:56:51,310
- All right, so we should run some drills.
- Yeah.

1774
01:56:59,730 --> 01:57:03,070
Hey, Happy. What, uh...?
What are you doing here?

1775
01:57:04,020 --> 01:57:05,280
I really owe you one.

1776
01:57:07,360 --> 01:57:09,660
I don't know what I would do
without this job.

1777
01:57:09,820 --> 01:57:11,620
I mean, before I met Tony...

1778
01:57:41,440 --> 01:57:43,440
So, uh, how long you been here?

1779
01:57:43,610 --> 01:57:45,780
Long enough to be awkward.
Boss wants to see you.

1780
01:57:46,730 --> 01:57:49,610
- Is he here too?
- In the toilet? No, he's upstate.

1781
01:57:50,150 --> 01:57:51,800
Upstate... Like, "upstate" upstate?

1782
01:57:51,820 --> 01:57:53,410
Yeah, let's go.

1783
01:57:54,780 --> 01:57:55,910
Take a look.

1784
01:57:56,080 --> 01:57:58,120
It's pretty impressive, huh?

1785
01:57:59,200 --> 01:58:01,960
They just finished remodeling
the whole thing.

1786
01:58:28,190 --> 01:58:31,240
- You don't see that every day.
- Oh, there they are.

1787
01:58:31,900 --> 01:58:33,530
How was the ride up?

1788
01:58:33,950 --> 01:58:36,580
- Good.
- Give me a minute with the kid.

1789
01:58:37,330 --> 01:58:39,170
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

1790
01:58:39,580 --> 01:58:40,960
I gotta talk to the kid.

1791
01:58:41,540 --> 01:58:42,630
I'll be close behind.

1792
01:58:42,790 --> 01:58:46,540
How about a loose follow?
All right? Boundaries are good.

1793
01:58:51,550 --> 01:58:52,770
Sorry I took your suit.

1794
01:58:52,920 --> 01:58:55,430
You had it coming.
Actually, it turns out it was...

1795
01:58:55,590 --> 01:58:57,600
the perfect tough-love moment
that you needed.

1796
01:58:57,760 --> 01:59:00,610
To urge you on, right?
Wouldn't you think? Don't you think?

1797
01:59:00,770 --> 01:59:02,560
- I guess.
- Let's just say it was.

1798
01:59:04,440 --> 01:59:07,660
- Mr. Stark, I really...
- You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime.

1799
01:59:08,270 --> 01:59:09,950
But then you did the right thing.

1800
01:59:10,110 --> 01:59:13,280
Took the dog to the free clinic,
you raised the hybrid puppies...

1801
01:59:13,450 --> 01:59:15,320
All right, not my best analogy.

1802
01:59:16,530 --> 01:59:18,450
I was wrong about you.

1803
01:59:18,990 --> 01:59:21,250
I think, with a little more mentoring...

1804
01:59:21,410 --> 01:59:23,880
you could be a real asset to the team.

1805
01:59:25,670 --> 01:59:27,510
- To the...? To the team?
- Yeah. Anyway...

1806
01:59:27,670 --> 01:59:30,720
there's about 50 reporters behind
that door. Real ones, not bloggers.

1807
01:59:31,210 --> 01:59:33,060
When you're ready...

1808
01:59:33,420 --> 01:59:35,140
why don't you try that on?

1809
01:59:35,300 --> 01:59:39,230
And I'll introduce the world to the newest
official member of the Avengers:

1810
01:59:39,390 --> 01:59:41,060
Spider-Man.

1811
01:59:43,520 --> 01:59:44,520
I...

1812
01:59:46,770 --> 01:59:49,020
Yeah, give that a look.

1813
01:59:54,530 --> 01:59:56,840
After the press conference,
Happy will show you to your room...

1814
01:59:56,860 --> 01:59:57,960
your new quarters.

1815
01:59:58,110 --> 02:00:00,370
Where's he between?
He's next to Vision?

1816
02:00:00,530 --> 02:00:02,790
- Yeah, Vision's not big on doors.
- It's fun.

1817
02:00:02,950 --> 02:00:04,300
Or walls.

1818
02:00:04,450 --> 02:00:06,330
You'll fit right in.

1819
02:00:12,750 --> 02:00:14,760
Thank you, Mr. Stark.

1820
02:00:15,220 --> 02:00:16,470
But I'm good.

1821
02:00:17,510 --> 02:00:20,010
You're good? Good...?
How are you good?

1822
02:00:20,180 --> 02:00:24,350
Well, I mean, I'd rather just stay
on the ground for a little while.

1823
02:00:24,520 --> 02:00:26,690
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

1824
02:00:26,850 --> 02:00:28,930
Somebody's got to look out
for the little guy, right?

1825
02:00:29,270 --> 02:00:30,740
You're turning me down?

1826
02:00:30,900 --> 02:00:32,990
You better think about this.
Look at that.

1827
02:00:33,150 --> 02:00:34,400
Look at me.

1828
02:00:35,150 --> 02:00:36,240
Last chance. Yes or no?

1829
02:00:36,400 --> 02:00:37,700
- No.
- Okay.

1830
02:00:37,860 --> 02:00:41,370
It's kind of a Springsteen-y,
working-class hero vibe that I dig.

1831
02:00:41,530 --> 02:00:43,540
Uh, Happy will take you home.

1832
02:00:43,700 --> 02:00:45,200
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1833
02:00:45,370 --> 02:00:47,540
Mind waiting in the car?
I need a minute.

1834
02:00:49,080 --> 02:00:51,760
- Thank you, Mr. Stark.
- Yes, Mr. Parker, very well.

1835
02:00:51,920 --> 02:00:53,640
- See you around.
- Okay.

1836
02:01:01,850 --> 02:01:03,060
That was a test, right?

1837
02:01:03,850 --> 02:01:06,320
- There's nobody back there?
- Yes, you passed.

1838
02:01:07,180 --> 02:01:10,060
- All right, skedaddle there, young buck.
- Thank you, Mr. Stark.

1839
02:01:10,230 --> 02:01:11,950
Yeah, thank you.

1840
02:01:14,020 --> 02:01:15,900
Told you he's a good kid.

1841
02:01:22,160 --> 02:01:23,630
- Where's the kid?
- He left.

1842
02:01:23,780 --> 02:01:26,710
- Everybody's waiting.
- He actually made a mature choice.

1843
02:01:26,870 --> 02:01:29,870
- It just surprised the heck out of us.
- Did you screw this up?

1844
02:01:30,040 --> 02:01:32,270
- He told the kid to go wait in the car.
- Are you kidding?

1845
02:01:32,290 --> 02:01:34,470
I have a room full of people
in there waiting...

1846
02:01:34,630 --> 02:01:36,560
for some big announcement.
What will I tell them?

1847
02:01:36,590 --> 02:01:39,090
Think of something. How about, um...?

1848
02:01:39,630 --> 02:01:41,810
- Hap, you still got that ring?
- Do I...? I...?

1849
02:01:41,970 --> 02:01:43,280
- The engagement ring.
- Are you kidding?

1850
02:01:43,300 --> 02:01:46,520
I've been carrying this since 2008.

1851
02:01:49,180 --> 02:01:50,310
Okay.

1852
02:01:50,480 --> 02:01:52,200
I think I can think
of something better than that.

1853
02:01:52,230 --> 02:01:54,610
Well, it would buy us a little time.

1854
02:01:55,900 --> 02:01:58,030
Like we need time.

1855
02:01:58,190 --> 02:02:00,000
I can't believe you have that
in your pocket.

1856
02:02:00,030 --> 02:02:02,530
- Want me to get the door for you, hon?
- I got it.

1857
02:02:18,710 --> 02:02:21,180
Aunt May, did you do dinner already?

1858
02:02:31,430 --> 02:02:33,110
May?

1859
02:02:54,870 --> 02:02:55,920
What the fu...?!

1860
02:02:56,130 --> 02:02:58,090
<i>♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪</i>

1861
02:02:58,250 --> 02:03:00,130
<i>♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪'</i>

1862
02:03:00,880 --> 02:03:02,760
<i>♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪</i>

1863
02:03:02,970 --> 02:03:04,470
<i>♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪</i>

1864
02:03:06,390 --> 02:03:08,180
<i>♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪</i>

1865
02:03:09,060 --> 02:03:10,930
<i>♪ They're generating steam heat ♪</i>

1866
02:03:11,770 --> 02:03:13,480
<i>♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪</i>

1867
02:03:13,770 --> 02:03:15,150
<i>♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪</i>

1868
02:03:17,310 --> 02:03:19,910
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪</i>

1869
02:03:20,110 --> 02:03:21,660
<i>♪ Shoot 'em in the back now ♪</i>

1870
02:03:22,690 --> 02:03:24,990
<i>♪ What they want, I don't know ♪</i>

1871
02:03:25,200 --> 02:03:27,790
<i>♪ They're all revved up and ready to go ♪</i>

1872
02:03:27,990 --> 02:03:29,960
<i>♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪</i>

1873
02:03:30,700 --> 02:03:32,550
<i>♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪</i>

1874
02:03:33,370 --> 02:03:35,120
<i>♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪</i>

1875
02:03:35,330 --> 02:03:36,920
<i>♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪</i>

1876
02:03:38,750 --> 02:03:40,420
<i>♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪</i>

1877
02:03:41,460 --> 02:03:43,140
<i>♪ They're generating steam heat ♪</i>

1878
02:03:44,260 --> 02:03:46,010
<i>♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪</i>

1879
02:03:46,260 --> 02:03:47,640
<i>♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪</i>

1880
02:03:49,760 --> 02:03:51,890
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪</i>

1881
02:03:52,430 --> 02:03:54,940
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪</i>

1882
02:03:55,230 --> 02:03:57,850
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪</i>

1883
02:03:58,230 --> 02:04:00,530
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪</i>

1884
02:04:01,110 --> 02:04:02,730
<i>♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪</i>

1885
02:04:03,400 --> 02:04:05,120
<i>♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪</i>

1886
02:04:06,070 --> 02:04:07,700
<i>♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪</i>

1887
02:04:07,950 --> 02:04:09,490
<i>♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪</i>

1888
02:04:11,410 --> 02:04:13,000
<i>♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪</i>

1889
02:04:14,000 --> 02:04:15,710
<i>♪ They're generating steam heat ♪</i>

1890
02:04:16,710 --> 02:04:18,460
<i>♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪</i>

1891
02:04:19,130 --> 02:04:20,470
<i>♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪</i>

1892
02:04:22,300 --> 02:04:24,890
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪</i>

1893
02:04:25,130 --> 02:04:27,350
<i>♪ Shoot 'em in the back now ♪</i>

1894
02:04:27,680 --> 02:04:29,850
<i>♪ What they want, I don't know ♪</i>

1895
02:04:30,050 --> 02:04:32,730
<i>♪ They're all revved up and ready to go♪</i>

1896
02:04:32,930 --> 02:04:34,680
<i>♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪</i>

1897
02:04:35,600 --> 02:04:37,440
<i>♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪</i>

1898
02:04:38,310 --> 02:04:40,190
<i>♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪</i>

1899
02:04:40,400 --> 02:04:41,570
<i>♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪</i>

1900
02:04:43,730 --> 02:04:45,450
<i>♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪</i>

1901
02:04:46,440 --> 02:04:48,240
<i>♪ They're generating steam heat ♪</i>

1902
02:04:49,200 --> 02:04:50,870
<i>♪ Pulsating to the back beat♪</i>

1903
02:04:51,200 --> 02:04:52,540
<i>♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪</i>

1904
02:04:54,700 --> 02:04:57,300
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪</i>

1905
02:04:57,500 --> 02:05:00,090
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪'</i>

1906
02:05:00,420 --> 02:05:02,760
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪</i>

1907
02:05:02,960 --> 02:05:05,130
<i>♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪</i>

1908
02:05:10,010 --> 02:05:11,980
Look who it is.

1909
02:05:13,890 --> 02:05:17,060
What are the odds you and I'd end up
at the same summer camp?

1910
02:05:17,230 --> 02:05:18,520
Relax.

1911
02:05:19,140 --> 02:05:21,150
This? It's not on you.

1912
02:05:21,310 --> 02:05:24,410
It's on our, uh, little spider friend.

1913
02:05:24,570 --> 02:05:28,160
I've got some boys on the outside
who would love to meet him.

1914
02:05:28,320 --> 02:05:31,790
You know, take a picture,
slice his throat, put his head in a dryer.

1915
02:05:32,320 --> 02:05:34,580
And I heard a rumor.

1916
02:05:37,830 --> 02:05:39,420
You know who he is.

1917
02:05:43,170 --> 02:05:45,510
If I knew who he was...

1918
02:05:45,670 --> 02:05:47,260
he'd already be dead.

1919
02:05:51,800 --> 02:05:54,680
Toomes, your family's here!

1920
02:12:33,790 --> 02:12:36,630
Hi, I'm Captain America,
here to talk to you...

1921
02:12:36,790 --> 02:12:40,760
about one of the most valuable traits
a soldier or student can have.

1922
02:12:40,920 --> 02:12:42,590
Patience.

1923
02:12:42,750 --> 02:12:44,880
Sometimes patience is the key to victory.

1924
02:12:45,050 --> 02:12:47,100
Sometimes it leads to very little...

1925
02:12:47,260 --> 02:12:49,600
and it seems like it's not worth it.

1926
02:12:49,760 --> 02:12:51,260
And you wonder...

1927
02:12:51,430 --> 02:12:55,280
why you waited so long
for something so disappointing.

1928
02:12:58,980 --> 02:13:00,980
How many more of these?