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- Fruit Lups >>> Oops! All Barrys
- Fruit Lups: we're good right???
- Fruit Lups: i know we had that mature conversation or whatever but im just really paranoid about all this.
- Fruit Lups: and im terrified that i'll fuck up one of the best things in my life.
- Fruit Lups: okay! im gonna go ironically watch bad boy amvs and ignore my feelings.
- Oops! All Barrys: babe, we're good, of course we are. please dont worry abt all this. i get that seems like an empty reassurance but i promise its not. just tell me what i can do to make you feel more comfortable and i'll do it.
- Fruit Lups: its 2 AM why are you awake.
- Oops! All Barrys: ... why are you awake?
- Fruit Lups: damn. you got me there,
- Oops! All Barrys: can we do a rabb.it? u kno im horny for mid 2000s amvs.
- Fruit Lups: h e l l y e a h
- punch a shitty movie >>> Jimmy Buffetttttttts Daiquiritown
- punch a shitty movie: I PUT MY HAND INSIDE A TOILET
- Barold Bluebeans: jigjgktktfdorof THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY SENSE W/O CONTEXT
- punch a shitty movie: like it makes sense with context???
- punch a shitty movie: miss me with that decipherable humor.
- Mango: y'all getting into weird youtube again aren't you?
- Barold Bluebeans: yuuup.
- punch a shitty movie: i know why WE'RE up this late, but why are you?
- Mango: it's five. i'm not up late, i'm up early
- Barold Bluebeans: no, you're just wrong, but whatever.
- Mango: rude!!
- punch a shitty movie: oh my god it's actually five. when the fuck did it become five.
- Barold Bluebeans: after it was four?
- punch a shitty movie: HCKDKFJHTGHMHFJ
- punch a shitty movie: IM VMFKFKFJG HJYYHY
- punch a shitty movie: IM GONNA WAKE TAAKOV UP BUY THIS IS TYOO GOOD
- Barold Bluebeans: it wasn't even that funny?! im really glad its making you happy im just confused.
- punch a shitty movie: im sleep deprived. everything os funnky to me.
- punch a shitty movie: i put my hand.,, inside a t oi let.
- Barold Bluebeans: u sure do, babe, u sure do,
- Mango: i'm the most functional person in the group right now, and that concerns me.
- Mango: my meds haven't even kicked in yet. but im... coherent, at least.
- punch a shitty movie: fuck u i was never coherent!!
- Barold Bluebeans: congratulations ur a responsible human do u want a paarrtiicipation tropphy
- Mango: Please go to bed. I care about you.
- Barold Bluebeans: You aren't the boss of me!!!!!
- Barold Bluebeans: im enjoying my youth!! im not destined to be a middle-aged surburban dad when im in my 20's!!!!! i like sciemce amd I CAN PARTY
- Earl Merle: Good morning, kiddo's.
- Mango: G'mornin!
- Barold Bluebeans: like him!!!! i dont have to be a merle!!!
- Earl Merle: i used to think you were a douchebag, barry.
- Earl Merle: then i just thought you were uptight.
- Earl Merle: im leaning towards douche again, son.
- punch a shitty movie: DAMN
- Mango: Barry are you drunk I'm not going to judge I just want to know if I should get a hangover cure ready for you.
- Barold Bluebeans: iiiim drunk on lup, and high on summerrtiiime
- punch a shitty movie: im blasting nightcore versions of country songs in our rabb.it.
- punch a shitty movie: so we're under the influence of something, alright.
- Earl Merle: what's nightcore??
- Mango: LOOK WHAT YOU TWO HAVE DONE!
- punch a shitty movie: this is a terrible mistake babe we've made so many terrible mistakesgirjf
- punch a shitty movie: this is a toilet full of garbage and we dumped the trash in it
- Mango: Lup please don't say it.
- punch a shitty movie: AND OIM PUTT MY HAND INSIDE THIS TOILET!
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