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  1. Fruit Lups >>> Oops! All Barrys
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  3. Fruit Lups: we're good right???
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  5. Fruit Lups: i know we had that mature conversation or whatever but im just really paranoid about all this.
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  7. Fruit Lups: and im terrified that i'll fuck up one of the best things in my life.
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  9. Fruit Lups: okay! im gonna go ironically watch bad boy amvs and ignore my feelings.
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  11. Oops! All Barrys: babe, we're good, of course we are. please dont worry abt all this. i get that seems like an empty reassurance but i promise its not. just tell me what i can do to make you feel more comfortable and i'll do it.
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  13. Fruit Lups: its 2 AM why are you awake.
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  15. Oops! All Barrys: ... why are you awake?
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  17. Fruit Lups: damn. you got me there,
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  19. Oops! All Barrys: can we do a rabb.it? u kno im horny for mid 2000s amvs.
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  21. Fruit Lups: h e l l y e a h
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  23. punch a shitty movie >>> Jimmy Buffetttttttts Daiquiritown
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  25. punch a shitty movie: I PUT MY HAND INSIDE A TOILET
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  27. Barold Bluebeans: jigjgktktfdorof THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY SENSE W/O CONTEXT
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  29. punch a shitty movie: like it makes sense with context???
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  31. punch a shitty movie: miss me with that decipherable humor.
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  33. Mango: y'all getting into weird youtube again aren't you?
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  35. Barold Bluebeans: yuuup.
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  37. punch a shitty movie: i know why WE'RE up this late, but why are you?
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  39. Mango: it's five. i'm not up late, i'm up early
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  41. Barold Bluebeans: no, you're just wrong, but whatever.
  42.  
  43. Mango: rude!!
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  45. punch a shitty movie: oh my god it's actually five. when the fuck did it become five.
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  47. Barold Bluebeans: after it was four?
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  49. punch a shitty movie: HCKDKFJHTGHMHFJ
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  51. punch a shitty movie: IM VMFKFKFJG HJYYHY
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  53. punch a shitty movie: IM GONNA WAKE TAAKOV UP BUY THIS IS TYOO GOOD
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  55. Barold Bluebeans: it wasn't even that funny?! im really glad its making you happy im just confused.
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  57. punch a shitty movie: im sleep deprived. everything os funnky to me.
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  59. punch a shitty movie: i put my hand.,, inside a t oi let.
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  61. Barold Bluebeans: u sure do, babe, u sure do,
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  63. Mango: i'm the most functional person in the group right now, and that concerns me.
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  65. Mango: my meds haven't even kicked in yet. but im... coherent, at least.
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  67. punch a shitty movie: fuck u i was never coherent!!
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  69. Barold Bluebeans: congratulations ur a responsible human do u want a paarrtiicipation tropphy
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  71. Mango: Please go to bed. I care about you.
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  73. Barold Bluebeans: You aren't the boss of me!!!!!
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  75. Barold Bluebeans: im enjoying my youth!! im not destined to be a middle-aged surburban dad when im in my 20's!!!!! i like sciemce amd I CAN PARTY
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  77. Earl Merle: Good morning, kiddo's.
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  79. Mango: G'mornin!
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  81. Barold Bluebeans: like him!!!! i dont have to be a merle!!!
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  83. Earl Merle: i used to think you were a douchebag, barry.
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  85. Earl Merle: then i just thought you were uptight.
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  87. Earl Merle: im leaning towards douche again, son.
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  89. punch a shitty movie: DAMN
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  91. Mango: Barry are you drunk I'm not going to judge I just want to know if I should get a hangover cure ready for you.
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  93. Barold Bluebeans: iiiim drunk on lup, and high on summerrtiiime
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  95. punch a shitty movie: im blasting nightcore versions of country songs in our rabb.it.
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  97. punch a shitty movie: so we're under the influence of something, alright.
  98.  
  99. Earl Merle: what's nightcore??
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  101. Mango: LOOK WHAT YOU TWO HAVE DONE!
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  103. punch a shitty movie: this is a terrible mistake babe we've made so many terrible mistakesgirjf
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  105. punch a shitty movie: this is a toilet full of garbage and we dumped the trash in it
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  107. Mango: Lup please don't say it.
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  109. punch a shitty movie: AND OIM PUTT MY HAND INSIDE THIS TOILET!
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