SCP-3777

Item #: SCP-3777

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3777 is to be contained within a reinforced freezer in the first-level basement of Site-151. A team of three (3) guards are to be stationed outside of its room at all times, with a new shift of guards being stationed every three (3) hours. All guards must take a pill (washed down with water) before reporting to duty. The pill induces vomiting if food enters the stomach of those affected for around three (3) hours.

Description: SCP-3777 is a box of Newman's Own plain cheese pizza. The box contains a cheese pizza consistent with pizzas found in Newman's Own boxes. If any portion of the pizza is taken away from the main pie, including the complete removal of the pie itself, and the box is closed, within thirty (30) seconds to five (5) minutes, the pizza will reform within the box. The pizza is not transported back inside the box, rather, an entirely new pie is created.

Those that repeatedly ingest portions of the pizza within SCP-3777, hereby referred to as SCP-3777-1, will begin to develop an obsession with the foodstuff, repeatedly closing the box and reopening it in order to eat as many pieces of pizza as possible. SCP-3777-1 seems to alter the metabolism of the human body so that it can digest a much greater amount of food than normal, meaning that those affected will potentially eat pizza for entire days at a time before stopping due to exhaustion or dehydration.

Particularly abnormal cases will see those affected develop an entire ideology around SCP-3777-1, referred to as 'the crust,' viewing it as some god-like entity that will deliver salvation unto them as long as they keep eating the pizza and 'trust in the crust.' If these cases have their connection to SCP-3777 severed, they will enter a 'rage-state' and will attempt to do whatever is necessary to keep eating SCP-3777-1. At least one instance of this anomaly resulted in [REDACTED].

Discovery: SCP-3777 was discovered in Aisle 15 of the Khonjin Supermarket in [REDACTED] on ██/██/201█. The site drew attention to the Foundation after reports of a crazed religious fanatic entering the Supermarket. Reports say the hysterical woman was screaming about "the sanctity of His word" and "those damned [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] making a mockery of my faith," among other insults and incoherent ramblings. Class A amnestics were given to all those involved in the incident. The Khonjin Supermarket has since been closed, and has been replaced with a Foundation-run pizzeria.

"I mean, you can't deny that it tastes pretty damn good."
- Dr. █████