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- ??/M/6'0.
- Almond is really only good at one thing, sleeping in the oddest places fathomable. He's got a knack for sneaking off to take naps or just browse instagram lazily whenever someone needs him to do anything that requires any sort of effort.
- This is a constant source of irritation for pretty much everyone. Especially since he often sneaks off during work hours and the work in question happen to be at a family owned café called "Midgård". And the people that suffer from this, or more accurately, the person, happens to be his brother. But no matter, they get along swimmingly provided no one unfollows the other on instagram.
- Appearance wise he has the same slightly pointed ears as his brother, but they're usually covered by a mop of messy blonde hair (it's supposed to look that way). Sometimes he wears a green beanie with orange accents that he knitted himself (organic yarn), actually he usually does that. He also wears suspender pants and a plaid shirt since it's probably illegal if his brother is the only hipster-elf in the family you know.
- When not with his brother he's pretty calm, but the combination of the two turns him into a complete moron more concerned with tweeting selfies with the correct filter than, you know, survival and stuff.
- Just like his brother he does speak elvish, but he's completely useless with a bow and arrow and can't adhere to old cultural tradition even if he tries.
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