Ginger_Fig

Hot Summer

May 4th, 2012
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  1. 1/4
  2. >Hottest summer on record.
  3. >Grass is dry and hard for fluffy ponies to chew.
  4. >Fluff is hot and uncomfortable in the sun.
  5. >Stray fluffy ponies suffer intensely.
  6. >Sources of drinking water are few.
  7. >Some neighbors take pity, leave water out for them.
  8. >Others are happy to see them die.
  9. >Still others leave auto coolant out where fluffies can drink it.
  10. One hot day...
  11. >Hear scratching at front door.
  12. >Group of tired fluffy ponies.
  13. >16 adults, plus foals.
  14. >"Pwease watew?" "So hot." "No watew...thiwsty!"
  15. "You're not coming in here, fluffy vermin."
  16. >Fluffy ponies whimper and cry.
  17. >"Pwease...so hot...so thiwsy." "Mummas no can make miwk fow babees."
  18. "Look, there's a pond out back. You can drink pond water."
  19. >Fluffies cheer and hug.
  20. >"Yay!" "Mistaw good, mistaw nice!" "Can new daddy be?"
  21. "Don't push your fucking luck."
  22. >Open backyard gate for fluffy ponies.
  23. >Group scampers happily into your yard.
  24. >Worst mistake ever?
  25. >Don't worry...you know what you're doing.
  26.  
  27. 2/4
  28. >Entire yard boarders on pond.
  29. >Fluffy ponies take 10 minutes to locate pond.
  30. >Damn these things are stupid.
  31. >At first, fluffy ponies are scared.
  32. >Fluffy ponies drown easily.
  33. >Even these little numbskulls know this.
  34. >Braver ones nervously creep toward water.
  35. >Muzzles dip into the pond.
  36. >Tepid water quenches parched throats.
  37. >HUGE explosion from water.
  38. >Powerful reptilian jaws snap shut on unlucky pegasus.
  39. >She squeals in agony.
  40. >Pelvis & left back leg already smashed.
  41. >Front hooves flail in terror.
  42. >"Hewp! Hewp fwuffy! Munsta got fwuffy!"
  43. >Other fluffy ponies flee in terror.
  44. >Fleeing in no general direction.
  45. >Running aimlessly.
  46. >Crashing head first into stuff.
  47. >One even runs straight into the water.
  48. >Alligator takes her time.
  49. >Slowly backs into water.
  50. >Screaming pegasus fluffy is dragged under and seen no more.
  51.  
  52. 3/4
  53. >Fluffy ponies are now terrified of the water.
  54. >Only three actually got to drink.
  55. >Minus one who just got eaten by the alligator.
  56. >Terrified and crying, they can't find their way out of the yard.
  57. >You closed the gate...they're trapped.
  58. >You stay inside.
  59. >Air conditioning, cold beer.
  60. >Watch fluffy pones for a week.
  61. >Grass is dry but provides sustenance.
  62. >Thirst is maddening.
  63. >Fluffy ponies are terrified of the water.
  64. >They don't understand what lives there...it's just a "munsta."
  65. >Very little shade for fluffy ponies.
  66. >Too hot to play or hug.
  67. >Deprived of playtime and huggies, fluffy ponies become depressed.
  68. >Hungry foals cry constantly.
  69. >Even older weaned foals try to suckle for any moisture.
  70. >"Hungwy" "Miwk!" "Pwease mummy!"
  71. >Occasionally, a desperate fluffy dares to go down for a drink.
  72. >A few get away with it.
  73. >Just enough to fill the others with cruel hope.
  74. >Others get snapped up by alligators.
  75. Night-time...
  76. >Darkness brings horrors for fluffy ponies.
  77. >Too afraid to sleep, they huddle together and whimper.
  78. >At night the monsters come out of the water.
  79. >Fluffy ponies have terrible night vision.
  80. >Never see the alligators coming.
  81. >Fluffy ponies are snatched right out of the huddle.
  82. >"Noooo!" "Pwease don' eat fwuffy!" "So scawy dawk!"
  83. >Their cries go on all night.
  84.  
  85. 4/4
  86. >End of the week.
  87. >Only three fluffy ponies alive.
  88. >Foals died of starvation/dehydration.
  89. >Crows scavenged the corpses while mothers watched...too weak to move.
  90. >Alligators picked off fluffy adults one by one.
  91. >Finally go outside.
  92. >Last three fluffy ponies beg for help.
  93. >Their babbling usually makes little sense.
  94. >Weak, with parched throats it's little more than pained croaking.
  95. >Fluffy pony eyes are crusted up with dried tears.
  96. >Walk past them.
  97. >Take long drink from hose.
  98. >Heartbroken fluffies look on in disbelief.
  99. >It was right there all this time.
  100. >Easily within fluffy reach.
  101. >Not even difficult to open the valve.
  102. >Even a fluffy pony could do it.
  103. "You've had a week, did you drink from the pond?"
  104. >"M-m-munst-a...in...wa-wa-watew...pwease...watew."
  105. "Well, that's too bad. Time for you to go."
  106. >Chase thirsty fluffies out of the yard.
  107. >They're too dehydrated to cry.
  108. >Painful gagging noises come from parched throats.
  109. >Lock the gate.
  110. >Fluffy proof fence...they're not getting back in.
  111. >Water lawn...it needs it.
  112. >See three fluffy ponies in neighbor's driveway later on.
  113. >Dead near a pan of green coolant.
  114. >Fluffy ponies filled their bellies with antifreeze.
  115. >Even for fluffy ponies, that's a bad way to go.
  116. >Crack another beer.
  117. >Damn it's hot.
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