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- 1/4
- >Hottest summer on record.
- >Grass is dry and hard for fluffy ponies to chew.
- >Fluff is hot and uncomfortable in the sun.
- >Stray fluffy ponies suffer intensely.
- >Sources of drinking water are few.
- >Some neighbors take pity, leave water out for them.
- >Others are happy to see them die.
- >Still others leave auto coolant out where fluffies can drink it.
- One hot day...
- >Hear scratching at front door.
- >Group of tired fluffy ponies.
- >16 adults, plus foals.
- >"Pwease watew?" "So hot." "No watew...thiwsty!"
- "You're not coming in here, fluffy vermin."
- >Fluffy ponies whimper and cry.
- >"Pwease...so hot...so thiwsy." "Mummas no can make miwk fow babees."
- "Look, there's a pond out back. You can drink pond water."
- >Fluffies cheer and hug.
- >"Yay!" "Mistaw good, mistaw nice!" "Can new daddy be?"
- "Don't push your fucking luck."
- >Open backyard gate for fluffy ponies.
- >Group scampers happily into your yard.
- >Worst mistake ever?
- >Don't worry...you know what you're doing.
- 2/4
- >Entire yard boarders on pond.
- >Fluffy ponies take 10 minutes to locate pond.
- >Damn these things are stupid.
- >At first, fluffy ponies are scared.
- >Fluffy ponies drown easily.
- >Even these little numbskulls know this.
- >Braver ones nervously creep toward water.
- >Muzzles dip into the pond.
- >Tepid water quenches parched throats.
- >HUGE explosion from water.
- >Powerful reptilian jaws snap shut on unlucky pegasus.
- >She squeals in agony.
- >Pelvis & left back leg already smashed.
- >Front hooves flail in terror.
- >"Hewp! Hewp fwuffy! Munsta got fwuffy!"
- >Other fluffy ponies flee in terror.
- >Fleeing in no general direction.
- >Running aimlessly.
- >Crashing head first into stuff.
- >One even runs straight into the water.
- >Alligator takes her time.
- >Slowly backs into water.
- >Screaming pegasus fluffy is dragged under and seen no more.
- 3/4
- >Fluffy ponies are now terrified of the water.
- >Only three actually got to drink.
- >Minus one who just got eaten by the alligator.
- >Terrified and crying, they can't find their way out of the yard.
- >You closed the gate...they're trapped.
- >You stay inside.
- >Air conditioning, cold beer.
- >Watch fluffy pones for a week.
- >Grass is dry but provides sustenance.
- >Thirst is maddening.
- >Fluffy ponies are terrified of the water.
- >They don't understand what lives there...it's just a "munsta."
- >Very little shade for fluffy ponies.
- >Too hot to play or hug.
- >Deprived of playtime and huggies, fluffy ponies become depressed.
- >Hungry foals cry constantly.
- >Even older weaned foals try to suckle for any moisture.
- >"Hungwy" "Miwk!" "Pwease mummy!"
- >Occasionally, a desperate fluffy dares to go down for a drink.
- >A few get away with it.
- >Just enough to fill the others with cruel hope.
- >Others get snapped up by alligators.
- Night-time...
- >Darkness brings horrors for fluffy ponies.
- >Too afraid to sleep, they huddle together and whimper.
- >At night the monsters come out of the water.
- >Fluffy ponies have terrible night vision.
- >Never see the alligators coming.
- >Fluffy ponies are snatched right out of the huddle.
- >"Noooo!" "Pwease don' eat fwuffy!" "So scawy dawk!"
- >Their cries go on all night.
- 4/4
- >End of the week.
- >Only three fluffy ponies alive.
- >Foals died of starvation/dehydration.
- >Crows scavenged the corpses while mothers watched...too weak to move.
- >Alligators picked off fluffy adults one by one.
- >Finally go outside.
- >Last three fluffy ponies beg for help.
- >Their babbling usually makes little sense.
- >Weak, with parched throats it's little more than pained croaking.
- >Fluffy pony eyes are crusted up with dried tears.
- >Walk past them.
- >Take long drink from hose.
- >Heartbroken fluffies look on in disbelief.
- >It was right there all this time.
- >Easily within fluffy reach.
- >Not even difficult to open the valve.
- >Even a fluffy pony could do it.
- "You've had a week, did you drink from the pond?"
- >"M-m-munst-a...in...wa-wa-watew...pwease...watew."
- "Well, that's too bad. Time for you to go."
- >Chase thirsty fluffies out of the yard.
- >They're too dehydrated to cry.
- >Painful gagging noises come from parched throats.
- >Lock the gate.
- >Fluffy proof fence...they're not getting back in.
- >Water lawn...it needs it.
- >See three fluffy ponies in neighbor's driveway later on.
- >Dead near a pan of green coolant.
- >Fluffy ponies filled their bellies with antifreeze.
- >Even for fluffy ponies, that's a bad way to go.
- >Crack another beer.
- >Damn it's hot.
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