/r/Bertstrips

Bertstrips character trait bios
Bert and Ernie are both child molesting, drug dealing and using, pansexual, neo-nazis who live a self-serving life of hedonistic debauchery unrivaled by the most decadent Roman emperor.
Bert is a serial killer, a rapist, a Hitler Youth member who still has all the medals he won, has been haunted by his Vietnam War experience, and only begrudgingly puts up with Ernie's and is the closest thing to a straight man between the two. He is classified as "Public Enemy #1" in New York
Ernie is a serial killer, a child molester, a terrorist, a psychopath, and a drug dealer who can get annoying sometimes, but Bert stays with him because he's a beast under the covers.
Elmo is a child molester, a murderer, a psychopath,and a registered sex offender. He can sometimes turn evil.
Big Bird is a serial criminal who murders and kidnaps people constantly and is racist to blacks, thriving in the lawless atmosphere of Sesame Street. He goes into drunk fits of rage about how black people take the good people's jobs. He is also sometimes registered as an Arab terrorist.
The Count (a.k.a. The Jew) is a racist and greedy Jew who was a high-ranking member of the SS and met Hitler on several occasions and hunted Jews for their beliefs in Nazism.
Cookie Monster is a drug addict who snorts anything he gets his hands on. He'll only eat cookies that are laced with drugs. He is also a famous 4chan user and has commited mass psychopathery
Grover is like that one black crackhead pervert in your neighborhood. Also a rapist and registered murderer. He is even a terrorist sometimes, like when he blew up synagouges all over Israel
Telly is self-loathing, suicidal and a pill addict who easily gets into get-rich-quick scams and has tried to kill himself on a regular basis. Never give him anything to harm himself with. His failure to commit suicide has only compounded his hatred for himself.
Prairie Dawn is a sexualized woman and child molestation/pedophilia victim. She is also a pornstar, a weeaboo, and has the fragile tendency to be driven to commit suicide for being bullied or called a slut.
Herry Monster is a criminal mastermind, a drug dealer, a child molester, an alchoholic, and a pedophile who is addicted to Playboy Magazines and pornography. He has fetishes of ISIS execution, bathing suits, underwear, children, and drugs and molests children on a regular basis and he has a personal sexbot.
Zoe is a feminazi and a child molestation victim. She has been featured in child pornography and has been known for being a Tumblrina.
Oscar is a vagrant who is looked down upon by the entire Sesame Street community
Guy Smiley is a man on the run for many past crimes.
Betty Lou is a child prostitue and child pornography victim.
Bort is Bert's retarded son. He is always locked in the basement at night. He tends to bite penises off, disturb the peace by screeching autistically, often eats food even if it's posioned, etc.
Rosita is a illegal immigrant, a feminist, and an orphan who's mother died when she was little.
Mr. Johnson is Grover's customer and has depression.
Baby Bear is a suicidal depression ravaged orphan.
Kermit the Frog is a satanic, suicidal, sex-crazed, religious, depressed, sometimes even psychopathic leader of the  Muppets gang
Two-Headed Monster is a dual-personality monster. Left is a brain-damaged murderer who molests children for their souls
Frazzle is a terrorist and a psychopath.
Roosevelt Franklin is a vulgar African American muppet who is often a toy for people to shout racial slurs at.
Beautiful Day Monster is the Muppet devil, but is sometimes a sex-crazed child molester