How not to use Enochian 2: Electric Boogaloo

[11:06 AM] Randall: aaagh, man, had a power outage at home, which is rip
[11:06 AM] Beatrice Allegri: RIP :c
[11:06 AM] Narrator-Kun: Rip
[11:07 AM] Claire (Validon): Oh noes. @_@
[11:07 AM] Randall: >open toaster
[11:07 AM] Randall: >power goes out
[11:07 AM] Narrator-Kun: At least you got your toast?
[11:07 AM] Randall: >mom's like "oh it must be because we opened the toaster"
[11:07 AM] Randall: >goes to the backyard to check the fusebox
[11:08 AM] Randall: >casually presses every button like i'm BLM
[11:08 AM] Randall: >nothing happens
[11:08 AM] Randall: >dad comes, also presses every button like he's BLM
[11:08 AM] Narrator-Kun: And then your house catches on fire right
[11:08 AM] Narrator-Kun: Because fire IV
[11:08 AM] Randall: nah
[11:08 AM] Randall: think we dropped enochian, which is sadness incarnate
[11:08 AM] Narrator-Kun: Sad life
[11:09 AM] Randall: No though, we all thought it was because we opened the toaster, but in reality, it was a power outage. Realized that when the houses nearby had their lights out.
[11:10 AM] Narrator-Kun: Or maybe the toaster caused a city-wide power outage.
Never know, sometimes toasters are demons in disguise.
[11:10 AM] Randall: In any case, got the garlic bread we were toasting in there. Was good.
[11:12 AM] Zenkal: you opened the toaster and set off the swiftcasted flare crit
[11:12 AM] Beatrice Allegri: That was the funniest story I've read in a while. Thank you Tact.