Dark Souls II All Bosses Glitchless Route

 Dark Souls II All Bosses Glitchless Route (WIP)
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Start Cleric w/ Healing Wares

Get torch at start (mytha)

Grab binos and kill Maughlin

Kill Dragonrider/Buy LS/Kill Licia

21 FAI/Buy Faith Hat & Blacksmith Key & Firebomb/Kill Melentia

Kill Last Giant with LS

Kill Pursuer

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Buy Rapier & Mace (+3 both), 13/ATT/12DEX/20ishSTR

Kill Skelly Lords (mace)

Buy Soul Appease/6 Shards/exhaust convo

Kill Covetous Demon (rapier)

Kill Mytha (dual maces)

10 ADP, 10 END, Max STR, 20ish Resin (can lowball this and buy later if necessary)

Kill Iron King (LH Chime - LS at start/mace - oozed)

Attune LS/SA, Buy Cat ring/10 bones/4 skulls, +5 Chime

Kill Rat Vanguard (SA adds, LS Rat), Join Covenant

Pick up Great Club/Gems, Kill Giants (bino-LS)

Kill Rotten (rapier - oozed)

Talk to Gandalf

+7 Great Club, 40 STR

Talk to Grandahl (Pilgrims of the Dark)

Kill Scorpion (great club - oozed)

Kill Rat Authority (LHC LS/SA adds/Great Club - oozed boss)

Kill Congregation (LHC SA behind pews/Great Club stragglers), pick up chunks on after.

Kill Spooder (Great club - oozed)

Kill Sentinabs (Great club - oozed)

Kill Gargoyles (Great club - oozed (maybe LHC LS as they spawn?)

Kill Sinner (Great club - oozed)

Get into Castle (Great Club), Join Covenant, Buy 2 Ascetics

+10 Great Club, +7 Chime, Go towards 32END

Kill Dragonriders (Great Club - oozed)

Kill Mirror Knight (Great Club - oozed)

Kill Frog (LHC LS opening/Great Club - oozed)

Kill Velstadt (LHC LS opening/Great Club - oozed)

Kill Chariot (LHC LS Snipe & roll, or run the gauntlet and Great Club - oozed)

Kill Flexile (LHC LS opening/Great Club)

Kill Ornstein (LHC LS opening/Great Club)

Kill Smelter (mace - oozed)

Kill Guardian (Great club - oozed/LHC LS if flappy)

Kill Ancient (Great Club - oozed)

Kill Giant Lord (Great Club - oozed)

Ascetic Gulch Giant bonfire, Clear Gulch Darklurker Dungeon (4 hits of Great Club - oozed kills each mob), Kill Giants twice (this might be a pain with base LS and Faith, potentially +10 your Chime and/or head for 42 FAI for GLS (needs testerino)).

Clear Forest Darklurker Dungeon (can snipe with Bino LHC LS here)

Clear Castle Darklurker Dungeon (just R2 the shit out of these guys, oh and screw Ricard)

Kill Derplooker (LS spam)

Kill Vendrick (Great Club - oozed)

Kill Wondertwins (LHC LS opening (try to rek Watcher)/Great Club - oozed (no Benhart))

Kill Nash (Great Club - oozed opening, runaway LS spam, god who
cares you can sleep through this fight unless you're me)