A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that thread used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my words
That I could make these people nerds
And maybe they'd be happy for a few threads

But thread D made me shiver
With every post I'd deliver
Bad news was nigh
I couldn't take one more reply

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the fun that'd fried
But something touched me deep inside
The day the fun died

So bye-bye, Miss Fun Reply
Drove my chevy to the thread but the thread was dry
And them good ol' Starstucks were drinkin' faygo and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day the thread dies"
"This'll be the day the thread dies"

Did you kill the book of love
And do you have faith in Godtier above
If the adventure tells you so?
Now do you believe in shitty fantrolls
Can Hussie save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to read it real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you classpectin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those classes and aspects

I was a lonely poster with a couple a' nerds
With a pink cosplay and a sprite like a bird
But I knew the rustles were stirred
The day the fun blurred

I started singin' bye-bye, Miss Fun Reply
Drove my chevy to the thread but the thread was dry
And them good ol' Starstucks were drinkin' faygo and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day the thread dies"
"This'll be the day the thread dies"