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- Dear FiveRP,
- I made a forum complaint, but you still haven’t answered.
- I left my UCP, forum name, and character at the bottom.
- I made two bug reports back in autumn,
- You must not’a got ‘em.
- There was prob’ly a problem with the forums or somethin’.
- Sometimes I click too quick, and hit the wrong button.
- But anyways, fuck it,
- How’s it going? When’s the next patch due?
- I like the last patch, makes me play more often.
- I can’t wait for all the stuff you’re promisin’, sounds cool.
- I read this review from a streamer on Twitch, I’m sorry,
- But the guy sucks, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
- I know you probably hear this every day,
- But I’m FiveRP’s biggest fan.
- I’m even a donator. (I got the title from Vash.)
- I got a thread full of roleplay and screens, man.
- I like to do some videos too.
- This shit is cool.
- Anyways,
- I hope you get this, guys. PM me back.
- Sort me out. Patch this bug.
- -Anthro
- Dear FiveRP,
- You still haven’t sorted my forum complaint.
- I ain’t mad, but it’s messed up.
- It’s been two minutes!
- If you can’t sort in 30 seconds, then don’t offer forum mail,
- Why not try SNAIL MAIL?
- I’ve gotten some food, and checked all the forums.
- I drank two coffees, and smoked three ciggies.
- That’s pretty slow, guys.
- You’re my freakin’ idols!
- I was gonna add ya to my “Favorite Server” list!
- I ain’t too mad, though.
- I just don’t LIKE not playin’.
- You remember when I last had a forum complaint,
- You said “slash report if it continues.”
- See, I’m just like you guys too.
- I never answer my forum PMs either.
- I hate the Spam, and I always delete it.
- I just chill out and browse the forums,
- So I just read through ‘em and drift away.
- I don’t have much else to do,
- So your game help when I’m out of shit to do.
- I even got a tattoo.. With FIVERP on my chest!
- Sometimes I even DM just to see if I get caught.
- Like adrenaline, the risk of getting banned is such a rush to me.
- See, everything in FiveRP is REAL.
- I laugh when I hear real life!
- My girlfriend’s jealous cause I play FiveRP 24/7.
- But she don’t know good games, she plays Sonic!
- She doesn’t know what it’s like to lose your Deagle to Cordell!
- You gotta sort it, guys.
- I’ll be the biggest moderator you’ll ever lose!
- This is Anthro.
- P.S.: GTMP makes my screen go blue.
- Dear GAYRP,
- Too good to message back your fans?
- This will be the LAST time I ever PM your ass.
- It’s been five minutes and still no answer on my FC..
- I don’t deserve it?!
- I know you got my last two PMs.
- I wrote the usernames on ‘em perfect.
- So this is the PM I’m Sending you.
- Ihope you read it.
- I’m on the server right now,
- I’ve going 90 on the Freeway.
- Hey staff,
- I have an SMG,
- Dare me to DM?
- You know that song by Phil Collins,
- “In the Air Tonight” about that guy who coulda
- Saved that other guy from drowning?
- But didn’t and Phil saw it all and at a show he found him?
- That’s kinda how this is.
- You could’a rescued me from getting banned.
- Now it’s too late.
- I’m in Chamberlain Hills now, I’m gettin hype.
- All I wanted was a lousy PM or answer on my post.
- I hope you know I deleted all my threads on the forum.
- I loved you guys,
- We could’ve gone so far together!
- Think about it!
- You ruined it now!
- I hope the server crashes, and you can’t restore it.
- And when it crashes, I hope it doesn’t come back,
- And you SCREAM about it.
- I hope FiveRP dies and won’t function without me!
- See, guys,
- One sec brb
- Hey guys,
- My girlfriend was at my desk.
- But I didn’t make fun of Sonic,
- She’s trying to fix me up.
- See, I don’t like you.
- Cause if she helps me out,
- I’ll uninstall, and then we’ll be happy too.
- Well,
- Gotta go.
- I’m DMing everyone in Davis now.
- OH SHIT
- I FORGOT
- IM ABOUT TO GET B-
- ((USER HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE SERVER.))
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