HYDRA HQ

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 .  | HYDRA HQ ------ | /             \   |____|~-_     ~~--
 .  |     STAR        |/               \    ||     ~-_
 .  |  DESTROYER UNIT |   O o o     _   \             ~-_
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 .       |      |   /     n n n  |r___r|  \
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TOO BAD I CAN'T STAY IN MY OFFICE ALL THE TIME. I MUST TRAVEL
TO THE HYDRA PLANET AND GO TO THE STAR DESTROYER HQ UNIT. THERE
I MUST FACE NANDO, FRAWD, AND THE ILLEGAL LIFE FORMS WE HAVE
COME TO KNOW AS CHEESESTRING. I MAY ENCOUNTER THE STAR HYDRA
AND IF I AM LUCKY I WILL RETURN TO HAVE SEX WITH MY THREE GIRLS.