Elfland

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Ugh!

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What's wrong, Grumper?

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Is the live crawfish gumbo
giving you indigestion again?

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No, Grus, it's not that!

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A bowlful of yelping,
wiggling mud

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brings me nothing but joy!

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It's this day that makes me sick
to my stomach!

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You mean Mondays?

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Yeah, lots of folks don't like
this one

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cos they gotta go back to work
after a fun weekend!

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Not me, though!

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You're the best boss ever,
Grumper!

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I love my job!

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Well, you would!

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You're a magic dragon

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conjured through
my elfin arts

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bound and beholden to the one
who summoned you

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which is me!

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Uh-huh, I never heard it
put like that before.

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Rad!

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It's not Mondays that make me
ill either, Grus

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it's what falls on this Monday

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that has me in straits!

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Oh!
Is it snowing outside?

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I'll get the rock salt!

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We don't want you to slip
on the bridge again!

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That last fall looked nasty!

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I don't give a bowl of elf soup

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if it's snowing or not, Grus!

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My real problem is that today
is Christmas Eve!

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Oh! Bleurgh!

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I thought something was amiss!

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I've had this dull ache
behind my eyes all day!

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It's the nauseating smell
of Yuletide!

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All that joy and celebration

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from the peasant class
pollutes the air, Grus!

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And it wafts up here,
making it tough

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for living legends
like me to breathe.

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Yeah. Mmm... bummer.

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I'm doomed, Grus!

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Unless I nip Christmas
in the bud

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and ruin it for everyone

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there's no place
for the likes of me

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in the Yuletide world!

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Let me guess,
you're bringing in a fleet

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of coal trucks
to ruin everyone's day!

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No, no, nothing like that!

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Although, I do like
the way you think!

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What I'm going to do
is far worse.

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I've struck a bargain with
the dark forces of the forest

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so that the sun never rises
on Christmas Day.

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Whoa! Sinister!

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That'll really confuse 'em!

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Lots of kids might just sleep
right through the day!

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That's the idea, Grus!

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And, lest anyone get hip
to the fact

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that something's going on,
I've also implemented

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a fool-proof backup plan

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that will guarantee
no Christmas this year.

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Really?

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A plan behind the plan?

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What is it, Grumper?

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Why, I thought you'd never ask!

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I've stolen Santa's
most important Christmas tool!

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The one thing he absolutely
cannot do without!

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Get out!

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You stole Santa's hat?

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No, Grus! Not his hat!

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He has a whole closet
full of those!

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I've done what no enemy
of Christmas

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has ever managed to do.

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I've engineered the theft
of Santa's sleigh!

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Whoooooa... gnarly!

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Indeed!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

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Well, that's another
Christmas Eve in the books!

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Our work is done
for tonight, elves!

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We've done all our gift wrapping

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harness checks,
and reindeer feeding!

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Ah! We can return to our home...

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our cosy town of Elfland

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knowing Santa is all set
to do his magic.

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Ah, yeah...

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- right.
- What's wrong, Bingle?

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It's the day of days.

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The next best thing
to Christmas itself...

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Christmas Eve!

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You don't seem happy, pal.

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Uh, I am, I am...

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It's just that...

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all this is set for Santa
to take over!

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What are we elves
supposed to do

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for the rest of the year?

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Hmmm...

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I have a side gig
as a lawn gnome

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but it's only three weeks
a year.

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I wish there was something
to engage our elf smarts

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and abilities
the rest of the year!

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I hear ya, Bingle!

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We build up
to this night all year

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and then we're so busy,
it passes by in a flash!

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The rest of the year,
it's sorta...

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blah.

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Not much excitement!

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Hey, I know!

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Why don't the three of us
start a business?

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You mean, like,
a lemonade stand

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- or something?
- Here at the North Pole?

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Ha! Lemonade pops would be
more like it!

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No, not a lemonade stand!

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We're not elflings anymore!

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We're fully-grown elves!

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I'm thinking of a real business!

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Something that would take up
all our time

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except on Christmas Eve,
of course!

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Like a shoe shop?

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A stocking store? A hattery?

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No, no, and no, Jingle!

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What then, Bingle?

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How about
an elf detective agency?

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An elf detective agency?

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You... You mean, like,
to solve crimes and stuff?

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Yes!
What do you guys think?

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I think you need to check
the expiration date

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on that eggnog you just drank!

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Totally!

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There's no crime
in Elfland, Bingle!

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Everyone's happy, honest,
and pure of heart!

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But, things still occur

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that are beyond
anyone's control.

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Accidents happen!

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So, what are we gonna
investigate?

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Someone slipping on the ice?

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Ha! Ha-ha!

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"Ma'am, do you think you could
identify the ice

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that caused your fall?"

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"Look at this line-up,
and take your time."

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Haha! Very funny.

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Look, I'm not kidding,
you guys!

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Why don't we run the idea
by Santa?

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See what <i>he</i> thinks?

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Bingle, he might think
we've lost our marbles!

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But, what if he likes it
and gives us the go-ahead?

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We'll never know,
if we never ask!

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We can cross that bridge
when we come to it, Bingle.

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Ha-ha!

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Santa and Angus should be back
with the Christmas sleigh soon.

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We'll give it a final tune-up
before the big ride.

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Then we can go back to Elfland!

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Free to do our elf things
for the rest of the year!

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Couldn't one of
these things be...

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investigate mysteries?

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Mysteries?

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I hope some sense will sink

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into your elfin head
by the end of the day!

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Hmph! A detective agency!

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Oh, what a hoot!

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Here we are, Angus!

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The very top of the North Pole

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where the sun never sets!

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We're picking up
our sleigh, right, Santa?

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Ho! Ho-Ho! Yes!

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We're keeping a tight
schedule today!

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It's imperative that we're over
the right geographic region

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at precisely the right time!

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Got it!

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Now, there are many
natural conditions

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that may impede
or delay our trip!

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We mustn't allow any
of these things

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to interfere with our mission!

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- Got it!
- Keep in mind

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the wind gusts over
the Adirondacks

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blow in a circular pattern.

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If we're not careful,
we could get turned around!

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For instance, one year,
Barry took his nose off the ball

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and we went from
travelling northwest

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to southeast, just like that!

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I had Iceland's gifts on deck

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and we were
suddenly over Australia!

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Ho-ho-ho!

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Wow! What did you do, Santa?

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Well, it took some fast
creative thinking

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but we were able to catch
an ocean wind turbine

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that blew us up
to the Nordic islands.

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Lickity split!

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And that year's Christmas
came off

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without so much as a hiccup!

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Awesome!

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Don't worry, I'll do my best
not to mess up, Santa!

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Not so fast, Angus!

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There are no screw-ups
on Christmas...

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only obstacles to overcome!

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Nothing must stop
Christmas, ever!

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Got it.

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No pressure or anything, right?

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Right! Ho-ho-ho!

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Say, we sure have been
walking a long time.

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How much further
'til we reach your sleigh?

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Uh-oh...

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Uh-oh? Why "uh-oh"?

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My sleigh!

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Yes! The world-famous
Christmas Eve sleigh!

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I can't wait
to see it in person!

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Where do you keep it?

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Right here!

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Right here? But...

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w-w-well, where is it?

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It's... it's goooone!

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Gone?

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My sleigh's been stolen
on Christmas Eve!

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Ah! Elfland!

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Home sweet home!

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Can't say I didn't miss it

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as much as I love working
for Santa!

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So, what do you make

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of Bingle's detective agency
idea, Tingle?

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I think Elfland needs
a detective agency

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like a cow needs glasses!

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Ha! Agree with you there,
Tingle!

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Ah! Maybe Bingle'll come
to his senses by morning

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and forget the whole thing!

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We can hope!

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Hey, elves!

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Are you guys ready
for the big day?

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Are we ever! Ha!

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How about you, Dorabelle?

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Totally! And, hey!

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I got hired to
help next season!

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I can't wait to work
with you guys!

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Wow!
That'll be so cool!

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We could use a lady's touch!

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You could say that again!

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We're all thumbs!

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Wait a minute...

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are you guys saying
you want my help

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wrapping presents? Pfft!

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I can lift just as much
as you two...

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probably more!

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You can wrap the gifts,
I'll load the sleigh!

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OK, OK!

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We just thought
you'd prefer to wrap!

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Do the heavy lifting,
if you want!

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Yeah! My back could use a break!

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Fine. It's settled, then.

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Hey, Dorabelle...

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what are your thoughts
about a detective agency?

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A detective agency?

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Here, in Elfland?

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That's the silliest thing
I've ever heard!

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What's to investigate?

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Everybody knows
there's no crimes in Elfland!

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Who's the goofball
that came up with that one?

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I know there's a need

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for a detective agency
in Elfland.

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I just know it!

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It could make folks feel safer!

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Just the existence of it
would deter anyone

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from even thinking
of doing anything bad!

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Plus, it sounds like
it'd be really fun!

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"Hi, Detective Bingle,
at your service!

262
00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:17,151
What seems to be
the problem, ma'am?

263
00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:18,786
Ah! You don't say!

264
00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:21,721
And when did you last
see the cookies?

265
00:11:22,288 --> 00:11:23,690
Mm-hm... mm-hm..."

266
00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:26,659
Bingle!

267
00:11:27,494 --> 00:11:29,263
Oh! There you are!

268
00:11:29,461 --> 00:11:31,130
I've been looking everywhere
for you elves!

269
00:11:31,431 --> 00:11:32,599
What's up, Cheer?

270
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:34,167
Is everything OK?

271
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,569
I'm not sure!

272
00:11:35,802 --> 00:11:38,404
Santa wants to see
all of us elves, right away!

273
00:11:38,437 --> 00:11:41,240
Right now? It must be serious!

274
00:11:41,274 --> 00:11:42,475
That's what I'm thinking!

275
00:11:43,475 --> 00:11:44,543
Where are Jingle and Tingle?

276
00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:45,745
Out walking!

277
00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:47,247
We'll probably run
into them on the way!

278
00:11:47,279 --> 00:11:48,581
Good! Come on!

279
00:11:54,486 --> 00:11:55,754
I rounded up everybody

280
00:11:55,788 --> 00:11:57,591
just like you asked, Santa!

281
00:11:57,624 --> 00:11:59,093
We came as fast
as we could, Santa!

282
00:11:59,392 --> 00:12:00,494
Is everything alright?

283
00:12:00,726 --> 00:12:02,395
I hope so!
It's Christmas Eve!

284
00:12:02,695 --> 00:12:04,698
Right! We don't need
any bad news

285
00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:06,600
jamming up our big night!

286
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,834
Oh, if there's a problem

287
00:12:07,866 --> 00:12:09,669
I'm sure we can
help fix it quick!

288
00:12:10,169 --> 00:12:13,272
I'm afraid we <i>do</i> have
a problem, my elves!

289
00:12:13,306 --> 00:12:14,240
A big one!

290
00:12:14,606 --> 00:12:16,876
But, before we get to that

291
00:12:16,909 --> 00:12:20,613
I'd like to thank you all
for coming so promptly!

292
00:12:20,812 --> 00:12:23,350
There's a reason the five
of you were chosen

293
00:12:23,383 --> 00:12:25,319
as my holiday elves

294
00:12:25,518 --> 00:12:28,154
and now you're proving me right!

295
00:12:28,855 --> 00:12:32,692
I'm so very proud right now
of all of you.

296
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,427
Aww, shucks!

297
00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,596
It's an honour to serve, Santa!

298
00:12:37,197 --> 00:12:38,498
Absolutely!

299
00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:41,400
This is every elf's dream
come true!

300
00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:44,771
Now, if we may ask,
what's the problem?

301
00:12:45,205 --> 00:12:49,876
Well, I don't quite know
how to tell you elves this

302
00:12:49,908 --> 00:12:55,883
but, uh, our Christmas sleigh
has been stolen!

303
00:12:56,282 --> 00:12:58,317
- What?
- How?

304
00:12:58,350 --> 00:12:59,586
- When?
- By whom?

305
00:12:59,619 --> 00:13:01,721
I'm afraid we don't know.

306
00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:04,191
Santa and I stumbled
across the theft earlier

307
00:13:04,224 --> 00:13:06,359
when we went to get the sleigh
for the final tune-up

308
00:13:06,392 --> 00:13:07,761
before tonight's delivery!

309
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:09,362
The sleigh is missing!

310
00:13:09,629 --> 00:13:10,830
Oh, no!

311
00:13:10,863 --> 00:13:12,933
Who in the world would do
such a thing?

312
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,500
On Christmas Eve, no less!

313
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:17,670
This is nuts!
The gall of those thieves!

314
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,673
Guys...
you know what this means?

315
00:13:20,706 --> 00:13:22,609
There's a crook loose
in the North Pole!

316
00:13:22,642 --> 00:13:23,777
Unreal!

317
00:13:23,809 --> 00:13:25,411
What do you guys think
of my idea now?

318
00:13:25,611 --> 00:13:27,379
What idea, Bingle?

319
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,316
Well, the elves and I

320
00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:31,384
were talking, Santa,
and we...

321
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:34,354
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Huh-uh!

322
00:13:34,553 --> 00:13:36,322
That wasn't our idea!

323
00:13:36,355 --> 00:13:37,857
Yeah, that was all you, B!

324
00:13:38,557 --> 00:13:39,992
We didn't say nothing
about starting

325
00:13:40,025 --> 00:13:40,993
a detective agency.

326
00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:42,829
A detective agency?

327
00:13:42,861 --> 00:13:45,365
What are you elves
talking about?

328
00:13:45,398 --> 00:13:48,335
Jingle, Tingle, and I
love how busy it gets

329
00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:50,237
around Christmas time
and how it keeps us

330
00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:51,504
all on our toes...

331
00:13:52,772 --> 00:13:54,708
but not how there's nothing else
to do after Christmas is over...

332
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:57,711
so, I came up with a start-up
business

333
00:13:57,744 --> 00:13:59,779
that could keep us all busy,
all year round!

334
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,916
And <i>we</i> came up with
some good ideas, too!

335
00:14:02,948 --> 00:14:05,418
Just not the one
Bingle's about to tell you!

336
00:14:05,851 --> 00:14:07,586
Go on, Bingle.

337
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,789
Yeah, I-I'm super curious!

338
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:14,494
Uh, I proposed a new Elfland
detective agency

339
00:14:14,693 --> 00:14:17,430
run by none other than... us!
The elves!

340
00:14:17,663 --> 00:14:20,734
An elf detective agency, hm?

341
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,802
Interesting...

342
00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:23,836
Really?

343
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:25,538
The guys thought
it sounded crazy...

344
00:14:25,571 --> 00:14:26,740
- Yep!
- That's right!

345
00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:28,442
But now your sleigh's missing!

346
00:14:28,707 --> 00:14:30,709
And a detective sounds like
just what we need!

347
00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:32,946
I think it's a great idea!

348
00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:37,050
And what would you call
this detective agency, Bingle?

349
00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:38,951
Uh, I dunno!

350
00:14:39,384 --> 00:14:40,553
I hadn't thought that far ahead!

351
00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:43,823
We could call it
the E.L.F. Detective Agency

352
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,893
short for "Eradicating
Lawbreaking Fellons".

353
00:14:47,726 --> 00:14:50,264
Hmm...

354
00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:52,932
It's ridiculous,
we know, Santa!

355
00:14:53,432 --> 00:14:54,867
Goofy as all get-out!

356
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,402
Whoa!

357
00:14:56,436 --> 00:15:01,008
- I like it!
- Yes... so do I.

358
00:15:01,407 --> 00:15:03,576
- Huh?
- If you elves

359
00:15:03,609 --> 00:15:05,845
are serious about
trying your hand

360
00:15:05,878 --> 00:15:07,847
at private investigation

361
00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:10,383
then you have my blessing

362
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:12,451
to start
your detective business!

363
00:15:12,684 --> 00:15:14,987
No way! Really?

364
00:15:15,587 --> 00:15:17,024
This is awesome!

365
00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:19,558
I mean... it's terrible
that you lost

366
00:15:19,591 --> 00:15:21,727
your sleigh, Santa,
but it's great

367
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,362
that we can go
catch the culprits

368
00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:25,065
and maybe even get it
back in time

369
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:26,632
for the Christmas flight!

370
00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:29,903
The Christmas flight's
in just a few hours, Bingle.

371
00:15:29,936 --> 00:15:32,572
Yikes! Then, what are we
waiting for?

372
00:15:32,839 --> 00:15:35,642
Let's do what we elves do best,
and get to work!

373
00:15:35,674 --> 00:15:36,809
All for one, elves!

374
00:15:36,842 --> 00:15:38,444
And one for all!

375
00:15:38,477 --> 00:15:39,979
Wow, who woulda thought?

376
00:15:40,645 --> 00:15:41,981
An Elfland detective agency!

377
00:15:42,548 --> 00:15:43,817
You see
a new one every day!

378
00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:47,854
OK, gang!

379
00:15:47,886 --> 00:15:49,488
Now that Santa's given us
the go-ahead

380
00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:51,357
we've gotta do this right!

381
00:15:51,624 --> 00:15:52,992
And if we're gonna do it right

382
00:15:53,024 --> 00:15:55,661
we each need a role
in this new agency!

383
00:15:55,695 --> 00:15:57,530
I could be a detective's
sidekick

384
00:15:57,562 --> 00:16:00,799
like Dr Watson
to Sherlock Holmes!

385
00:16:00,832 --> 00:16:03,370
I can be the bad cop,
you two good cops!

386
00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:05,605
I can't think
of two better partners!

387
00:16:05,837 --> 00:16:07,673
And I'm an experienced admin

388
00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:09,710
who can run the office
and handle the books!

389
00:16:09,975 --> 00:16:13,080
Plus, I have a great
phone voice for new clients.

390
00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:16,682
And I'm an expert
in gadgetry and weaponry!

391
00:16:17,082 --> 00:16:19,852
As well as computer hacking
and surveillance!

392
00:16:20,419 --> 00:16:22,488
I can be our secret weapon!

393
00:16:22,687 --> 00:16:23,956
That's it, then!

394
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:25,692
We three will work the beat

395
00:16:25,991 --> 00:16:28,427
while Dorabelle
holds down headquarters

396
00:16:28,461 --> 00:16:30,730
and Cheer fills us in
on criminal activity!

397
00:16:30,962 --> 00:16:33,065
Sounds like a good way to start!

398
00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:36,570
The E.L.F Detective Agency
is open for business!

399
00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:38,638
First things first, detectives!

400
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:40,639
We need to locate
and interrogate

401
00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:42,075
potential suspects!

402
00:16:42,107 --> 00:16:44,944
That slinky caterpillar,
Lorcan, comes to mind!

403
00:16:45,144 --> 00:16:47,380
Right! He's always been shifty!

404
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:48,715
We oughta to start with him!

405
00:16:48,748 --> 00:16:50,016
Good idea!

406
00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:52,385
And he's... he's so nosy

407
00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:55,454
even if he had nothing to do
with stealing Santa's sleigh

408
00:16:55,687 --> 00:16:56,923
he probably knows who did!

409
00:16:57,523 --> 00:16:58,658
That settles it, then!

410
00:16:58,691 --> 00:17:00,093
We'll start with Lorcan!

411
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,596
Alright, gang!
It's time to get sleuthing!

412
00:17:04,864 --> 00:17:06,598
Here we are, guys!

413
00:17:06,632 --> 00:17:08,535
Bonafide deee-tectives!

414
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:10,068
I still can't believe

415
00:17:10,102 --> 00:17:11,905
we actually have
a mystery to solve!

416
00:17:11,938 --> 00:17:14,207
A mystery during
Christmas, at that!

417
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,608
Hey, guys...

418
00:17:16,008 --> 00:17:17,911
have either of you
thought about us

419
00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:19,945
entering Lorcan's lair
unannounced?

420
00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:21,780
What if it's booby-trapped?

421
00:17:21,814 --> 00:17:24,083
Or, what if he ambushes us?

422
00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:25,852
I'm thinking more
about what we'll do

423
00:17:25,884 --> 00:17:27,186
if we actually find the sleigh!

424
00:17:27,752 --> 00:17:29,489
What do you mean, Jingle?

425
00:17:29,521 --> 00:17:31,758
Well, I'd love to tell Santa
we got his sleigh back

426
00:17:32,191 --> 00:17:34,428
but we don't know
how to fly it!

427
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,463
And we have no reindeer
to help us!

428
00:17:36,895 --> 00:17:38,197
What if we find the sleigh

429
00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:40,066
then crash it
because we can't fly?

430
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,768
You're worrying for nothing!

431
00:17:42,969 --> 00:17:45,104
If we whistle loud enough,
we'll attract three reindeer.

432
00:17:45,136 --> 00:17:47,106
Easy! Their ears can hear
for miles!

433
00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:48,942
Bingle's right, Jingle!

434
00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:51,644
Let's just find Lorcan and see
if he's the guilty party!

435
00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:53,480
We'll deal with
flying the sleigh

436
00:17:53,512 --> 00:17:54,814
once we <i>find</i> the sleigh!

437
00:17:55,114 --> 00:17:56,982
Sounds good to me! Let's go!

438
00:18:07,593 --> 00:18:08,728
You OK, Santa?

439
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,065
Oh, Angus!
I-I'm a nervous wreck!

440
00:18:12,531 --> 00:18:15,768
I've never been this close
to losing everything

441
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,936
we've worked so hard for!

442
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,204
It's gonna be alright.

443
00:18:19,238 --> 00:18:22,008
Those elves are dedicated
and hard-working helpers

444
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,278
and I know they won't give up
until they find your sleigh.

445
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:26,812
They've never
let you down before

446
00:18:26,846 --> 00:18:28,882
and they won't start now!

447
00:18:29,147 --> 00:18:32,751
You're right, Angus, of course.
You're right!

448
00:18:32,951 --> 00:18:36,655
Well, the elves are my most
reliable hands

449
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:37,824
here at the North Pole.

450
00:18:38,124 --> 00:18:40,626
Always have been...

451
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:44,564
huh-huh, with the exception of
our old, disowned elf, Grumper.

452
00:18:44,963 --> 00:18:47,299
He was such a disappointment!

453
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:50,202
That's true,
but Grumper's in the past.

454
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:53,973
He's history.
Plus, he's long gone.

455
00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:55,875
That crooked elf
wouldn't dare show his hat

456
00:18:55,907 --> 00:18:57,543
in the North Pole,
not ever again.

457
00:18:57,777 --> 00:18:59,144
He was run out in shame

458
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:00,579
with his head hanging.

459
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,549
Forget Grumper!

460
00:19:02,582 --> 00:19:04,050
After tonight, Grus

461
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,988
Santa and his cronies
will never forget my name!

462
00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:10,856
It's a couple of hours
to twelve, Grumper!

463
00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:12,091
At the stroke of midnight

464
00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:14,760
it'll officially
be Christmas Day!

465
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:17,663
Yes! Think of it, Grus!

466
00:19:18,196 --> 00:19:20,832
Big Red and his little lackeys
have discovered

467
00:19:20,865 --> 00:19:23,201
their precious sleigh
missing by now!

468
00:19:23,234 --> 00:19:25,738
I bet it was quite the surprise!

469
00:19:26,238 --> 00:19:27,974
Totally, Grumper!

470
00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:30,009
Uhh, shock, is more like it!

471
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,278
I wish I could've seen
their faces!

472
00:19:32,778 --> 00:19:34,948
Why, I'll bet they thought
they'd solved

473
00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:36,648
all their problems

474
00:19:36,682 --> 00:19:39,219
when they chased me out
of Elfland last year.

475
00:19:39,618 --> 00:19:43,289
Little did they know,
I'd be back with a vengeance

476
00:19:43,722 --> 00:19:46,858
and their beloved Christmas
would pay the price

477
00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:48,628
for their mistreatment of me!

478
00:19:49,161 --> 00:19:52,365
It's so poetic.
I can't hardly stand it!

479
00:19:52,397 --> 00:19:54,333
I love it, Grumper!

480
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:57,235
This is the best Christmas trick
ever, by far!

481
00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:59,872
Ha-ha! And you've only begun!

482
00:19:59,904 --> 00:20:01,340
That's right, Grus!

483
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:04,009
Just wait 'til they realise
the sun

484
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:06,779
isn't rising
on Christmas morning!

485
00:20:07,278 --> 00:20:09,048
It'll be glorious!

486
00:20:09,848 --> 00:20:13,118
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

487
00:20:14,653 --> 00:20:16,823
You think those elves'll
find Lorcan, Dorabelle?

488
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,692
He's shifty and sneaky

489
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:21,961
and slinky and slithery!

490
00:20:21,993 --> 00:20:24,830
I think we elves can do
whatever we put their minds to.

491
00:20:25,064 --> 00:20:26,365
And when those guys find him

492
00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:28,634
that worm had better hope

493
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,169
he's not sitting
in Santa's sleigh.

494
00:20:30,435 --> 00:20:34,072
If he is, he'll be on
the naughty list forever!

495
00:20:34,105 --> 00:20:35,708
That's true!

496
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:39,412
And he'll probably follow
old Grumper right outta Elfland

497
00:20:39,444 --> 00:20:41,814
and end up wherever
really naughty creatures go!

498
00:20:42,381 --> 00:20:44,317
Right! Let's hope for the best!

499
00:20:44,784 --> 00:20:46,986
Santa needs to be in the air
before dawn

500
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:48,954
if this year's Christmas
is gonna be saved!

501
00:20:49,154 --> 00:20:50,923
None of us have much time!

502
00:20:50,955 --> 00:20:52,091
Saying my elf prayers!

503
00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:54,326
Better get ready, Lorcan!

504
00:20:54,826 --> 00:20:58,131
E.L.F Detective Agency
is coming for you!

505
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:03,836
Lorcan lives here?

506
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:05,404
I see why nobody ever visits!

507
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:08,675
This cave gives me
the heebie-jeebies! Geesh!

508
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:09,976
Oh, me too, Tingle!

509
00:21:10,409 --> 00:21:13,112
Remember, the home
a creature chooses

510
00:21:13,144 --> 00:21:15,014
reveals a lot
about the creature.

511
00:21:15,346 --> 00:21:16,950
It's just a cave, you guys!

512
00:21:17,182 --> 00:21:18,917
We're professionals, remember?

513
00:21:19,151 --> 00:21:20,753
We do this sorta thing
for a living.

514
00:21:20,786 --> 00:21:22,689
Excuse me, Bing

515
00:21:23,021 --> 00:21:24,990
but we've only been official
since talking to Santa

516
00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:26,826
about an hour ago!

517
00:21:27,093 --> 00:21:28,127
We're brand new at this!

518
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,663
Gotta start somewhere!

519
00:21:37,502 --> 00:21:38,804
Huh?

520
00:21:38,837 --> 00:21:40,405
What was that?

521
00:21:40,439 --> 00:21:42,307
- What was what, Tingle?
- I thought I heard something!

522
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:44,376
I didn't hear anything!

523
00:21:44,410 --> 00:21:46,446
Which is not to say something's
not here...

524
00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,480
lurking... stalking us!

525
00:21:48,513 --> 00:21:50,783
Listen, I didn't hear anything.

526
00:21:51,217 --> 00:21:52,985
It could've just been
our own footsteps

527
00:21:53,018 --> 00:21:53,987
echoing off these walls.

528
00:21:54,452 --> 00:21:55,855
We're a good ways underground.

529
00:21:55,887 --> 00:21:57,156
I know!

530
00:21:57,355 --> 00:21:59,192
That worries me, too!

531
00:22:02,394 --> 00:22:05,064
- The air's getting thin!
- And smelly...

532
00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:06,833
That's how magical
cave worms like it!

533
00:22:07,031 --> 00:22:09,001
Eeeew!

534
00:22:09,401 --> 00:22:10,836
I'm glad I'm not one of them!

535
00:22:11,036 --> 00:22:12,471
Oh, come on, elves!

536
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:15,007
Pull those hats on tight
and let's do this!

537
00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:16,776
Santa's counting on us!

538
00:22:17,009 --> 00:22:18,745
The whole world's
counting on us!

539
00:22:18,778 --> 00:22:21,047
We three are the very last line
of defence

540
00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:23,281
against the forces that would
spoil Christmas for us all

541
00:22:23,315 --> 00:22:24,884
and I dunno about you guys

542
00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:26,284
but I'm not willing to give up

543
00:22:26,317 --> 00:22:28,087
my favourite holiday
without a fight!

544
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,825
Then, it's a fight
you'll get, shorty!

545
00:22:32,191 --> 00:22:33,893
Argh!

546
00:22:34,192 --> 00:22:35,461
Whoa!

547
00:22:35,493 --> 00:22:36,929
Lorcan! Uh...

548
00:22:37,429 --> 00:22:38,865
Fancy meeting you here!

549
00:22:38,897 --> 00:22:42,868
Fancyyy meeting meee?

550
00:22:42,902 --> 00:22:48,074
But thisss is myyy laaaairr!

551
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,443
We just have a few
questions to ask you!

552
00:22:51,943 --> 00:22:52,912
We mean you no harm!

553
00:22:53,179 --> 00:22:55,114
Ah!

554
00:22:55,146 --> 00:23:01,453
But I may mean
yooou haaaarm!

555
00:23:02,421 --> 00:23:05,191
Oh, gee, this isn't good!

556
00:23:05,891 --> 00:23:07,026
Nope! Not at all!

557
00:23:07,058 --> 00:23:08,059
Should we run?

558
00:23:08,093 --> 00:23:10,028
And leave Bingle? No way!

559
00:23:10,061 --> 00:23:12,063
This was all his idea!

560
00:23:12,096 --> 00:23:13,231
He can handle himself!

561
00:23:13,265 --> 00:23:14,367
Thanks, Ting!

562
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,269
Uh... listen, Lorcan.

563
00:23:16,468 --> 00:23:18,204
My name is Bingle.

564
00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:21,440
And these are my associates,
Jingle and Tingle!

565
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,875
Uh... hiya!

566
00:23:23,442 --> 00:23:25,278
Uh, my name's Bob!

567
00:23:25,544 --> 00:23:27,180
Uh, I don't know these elves!

568
00:23:28,314 --> 00:23:30,950
Just ran into 'em
topside and... whoosh!

569
00:23:31,217 --> 00:23:32,384
They pulled me in here!

570
00:23:33,318 --> 00:23:35,086
I'm just gonna take off

571
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,022
if y'all are, you know,
good with that!

572
00:23:37,288 --> 00:23:42,929
Stayyy wherrre youuu arrre, elf!

573
00:23:43,229 --> 00:23:45,298
Sure, no problem.

574
00:23:45,564 --> 00:23:47,033
Listen, Lorcan!

575
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,135
You might think you can
threaten and intimidate us...

576
00:23:50,169 --> 00:23:52,272
And you totally can!

577
00:23:52,471 --> 00:23:54,007
As I was saying...

578
00:23:54,472 --> 00:23:56,475
we're here on official business
from the North Pole.

579
00:23:57,009 --> 00:23:58,310
There's been a theft

580
00:23:58,344 --> 00:24:00,013
and we're the detectives
on the case!

581
00:24:00,246 --> 00:24:01,980
Friendly detectives, though.

582
00:24:02,181 --> 00:24:03,316
Pretty friendly, yep...

583
00:24:03,883 --> 00:24:05,852
unless you give us a reason
not to be!

584
00:24:05,884 --> 00:24:07,452
Jingle! Shh! Shush!

585
00:24:07,653 --> 00:24:11,057
Where were you earlier
today, Lorcan?

586
00:24:12,023 --> 00:24:14,860
Say, from this morning
'til right now, specifically?

587
00:24:15,193 --> 00:24:16,461
Retrace your steps for us.

588
00:24:16,494 --> 00:24:17,596
That's easy!

589
00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:20,466
I burrowed deeper
underground today

590
00:24:20,499 --> 00:24:24,303
foraging for food, mould,
funghi and rotten things!

591
00:24:24,336 --> 00:24:25,904
Eeeew.

592
00:24:26,137 --> 00:24:28,473
And was anyone with you,
or were you alone?

593
00:24:28,673 --> 00:24:31,577
I was alooone!

594
00:24:32,176 --> 00:24:36,481
I alllllways hunt alooone!

595
00:24:36,515 --> 00:24:38,184
So, you have no alibis?

596
00:24:39,384 --> 00:24:41,554
Hm... how convenient!

597
00:24:42,153 --> 00:24:43,355
You expect us to believe that?

598
00:24:43,388 --> 00:24:47,058
I haaave nooo reason

599
00:24:47,092 --> 00:24:50,997
to liiiie to yoooou elves!

600
00:24:51,029 --> 00:24:54,532
That's true, unless you have
a nice, new sleigh to hide!

601
00:24:54,566 --> 00:24:56,501
Search the rest
of the cave, Tingle

602
00:24:56,535 --> 00:24:58,504
while Bing and I
keep an eye on the suspect!

603
00:24:58,537 --> 00:25:00,172
Me?

604
00:25:00,204 --> 00:25:01,539
Why me?

605
00:25:01,573 --> 00:25:02,942
I'll do it, then!

606
00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:04,677
You stay here
and make sure the caterpillar

607
00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:06,011
makes no sudden moves!

608
00:25:06,045 --> 00:25:08,281
No, wait! I'd rather search!

609
00:25:08,314 --> 00:25:09,883
Hold up, you guys!

610
00:25:10,516 --> 00:25:12,151
I believe Lorcan!

611
00:25:12,183 --> 00:25:13,619
I think he's telling the truth!

612
00:25:14,219 --> 00:25:17,088
And I think we can consider
him cleared of any wrongdoing!

613
00:25:17,122 --> 00:25:18,024
Wait a second, Bing!

614
00:25:18,656 --> 00:25:20,092
What about his alibis?

615
00:25:20,558 --> 00:25:22,427
He expects us to believe he just

616
00:25:22,694 --> 00:25:24,462
happened to be underground
and untraceable

617
00:25:24,496 --> 00:25:25,998
during the same time

618
00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:27,532
Santa's Christmas sleigh
went missing?

619
00:25:27,566 --> 00:25:30,103
Santa's sleigh is missing?

620
00:25:30,368 --> 00:25:31,703
Oh, no!

621
00:25:31,737 --> 00:25:33,940
But it's Christmas Eve!

622
00:25:33,972 --> 00:25:35,007
Exactly!

623
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:37,442
We need to recover it,
and fast!

624
00:25:37,476 --> 00:25:39,545
Or else, there won't be
a Christmas this year!

625
00:25:39,744 --> 00:25:43,115
But I love Christmas!

626
00:25:43,315 --> 00:25:44,583
We all love Christmas!

627
00:25:44,615 --> 00:25:45,984
Listen to me, perp!

628
00:25:46,285 --> 00:25:47,487
If you don't come clean

629
00:25:47,685 --> 00:25:49,655
this could get a whole lot
worse for you!

630
00:25:50,122 --> 00:25:51,591
Jingle! Chill out!

631
00:25:52,191 --> 00:25:54,259
Easy, Jingle, easy!

632
00:25:54,292 --> 00:25:56,094
Balderdash!
Spill the beans, worm!

633
00:25:56,295 --> 00:25:57,730
Or we'll take off the kid gloves

634
00:25:57,762 --> 00:25:59,097
and make you talk!

635
00:25:59,131 --> 00:26:00,967
- Jingle!
- Too much?

636
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,336
Thanks for your time, Lorcan!
We'll show ourselves out!

637
00:26:03,535 --> 00:26:05,671
You're lucky I swore off
physical violence

638
00:26:05,703 --> 00:26:06,638
on Christmas Eve, worm!

639
00:26:07,205 --> 00:26:08,206
You're lucky!

640
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,741
Can we please go now?

641
00:26:12,111 --> 00:26:14,447
Jingle, Tingle
and Bingle sure have

642
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,015
been gone a long time,
Dorabelle.

643
00:26:17,148 --> 00:26:18,450
I hope they haven't gone

644
00:26:18,483 --> 00:26:20,752
and gotten themselves
into some big trouble.

645
00:26:20,786 --> 00:26:23,288
Now, Cheer, if any elves
could avoid trouble

646
00:26:23,321 --> 00:26:24,289
it's certainly...

647
00:26:25,124 --> 00:26:27,326
not those three...

648
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:30,697
Oh, I'm starting
to get worried, too!

649
00:26:31,462 --> 00:26:33,465
You are? Oh, darn it!

650
00:26:34,566 --> 00:26:36,536
I knew we should've gone
with them!

651
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:40,138
It's officially gonna be
Christmas in two hours!

652
00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:43,175
If they're not back
by the stroke of midnight

653
00:26:43,608 --> 00:26:46,346
Santa won't be able
to make this year's deliveries!

654
00:26:46,744 --> 00:26:48,646
Not to mention
if they don't come back

655
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,282
with that sleigh,
Santa won't be able

656
00:26:50,315 --> 00:26:51,651
to make deliveries ever again!

657
00:26:52,451 --> 00:26:54,554
Oh, Cheer! I never thought
I'd say this, but...

658
00:26:55,153 --> 00:26:57,356
I'm afraid we might
lose Christmas!

659
00:26:58,057 --> 00:26:59,392
This can't be happening!

660
00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:01,126
It can't be!

661
00:27:02,294 --> 00:27:03,596
I dunno, Bing!

662
00:27:03,628 --> 00:27:05,497
I still think that caterpillar
knew something

663
00:27:05,530 --> 00:27:06,732
he wasn't telling us!

664
00:27:07,231 --> 00:27:09,335
Did you see how his eyes
darted around?

665
00:27:09,601 --> 00:27:11,337
And he was fidgety
as all get out!

666
00:27:11,769 --> 00:27:13,338
I've seen his kind before

667
00:27:13,372 --> 00:27:15,441
and I'm telling ya,
they're always guilty!

668
00:27:16,174 --> 00:27:18,711
Jingle, you've been a detective
for all of three hours!

669
00:27:19,144 --> 00:27:20,512
- So?
- I mean...

670
00:27:20,546 --> 00:27:22,114
an elf has instincts!

671
00:27:22,146 --> 00:27:23,182
We're magical creatures!

672
00:27:23,214 --> 00:27:24,683
We pick up on things faster!

673
00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,285
I can't help it

674
00:27:26,317 --> 00:27:27,753
if I'm ultra-perceptive.

675
00:27:28,186 --> 00:27:29,788
So, what would you like to do?

676
00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:32,190
I'd like to go back there,
cuff that worm

677
00:27:32,223 --> 00:27:34,492
and put a whoopin' on him
'til he fesses up!

678
00:27:34,526 --> 00:27:37,229
You know, this sounded like
a good idea

679
00:27:37,261 --> 00:27:39,031
when I pitched it
to Santa, but...

680
00:27:39,364 --> 00:27:40,799
maybe I chose the wrong
partner here.

681
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:43,136
Hey, somebody's gotta be
the bad cop!

682
00:27:43,568 --> 00:27:45,136
It's how we get
to the bottom of stuff!

683
00:27:45,170 --> 00:27:46,406
Guys, heads up!

684
00:27:46,605 --> 00:27:48,574
These woods are getting
really creepy!

685
00:27:48,807 --> 00:27:51,544
I can't see the trail
behind us anymore!

686
00:27:51,576 --> 00:27:53,613
What if we get lost
out here, and...

687
00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:56,816
and-and we never find
our way back home?

688
00:27:56,848 --> 00:27:58,150
Nonsense, Tingle!

689
00:27:58,349 --> 00:28:00,385
Remember the old
detective's credo?

690
00:28:00,419 --> 00:28:02,188
"The only way out is through".

691
00:28:02,221 --> 00:28:03,355
There he goes again.

692
00:28:03,555 --> 00:28:04,590
Listen, you guys.

693
00:28:05,223 --> 00:28:07,092
I think, since we've eliminated

694
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,827
Lorcan the caterpillar
from our short list

695
00:28:08,861 --> 00:28:11,097
of suspects,
we're onto something!

696
00:28:11,130 --> 00:28:12,531
Oh, yeah? Like what?

697
00:28:12,564 --> 00:28:14,800
Well, now that Lorcan's
been cleared

698
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:16,302
of any wrongdoing

699
00:28:17,568 --> 00:28:19,238
it brings us that much closer
to finding the real culprits.

700
00:28:19,704 --> 00:28:21,773
There are only so many
folks around the North Pole

701
00:28:21,807 --> 00:28:23,375
who can be responsible
for a crime

702
00:28:23,407 --> 00:28:25,477
as awful as stealing Santa's
sleigh on Christmas Eve.

703
00:28:26,278 --> 00:28:27,480
We've gotta be closing in
on them!

704
00:28:27,679 --> 00:28:29,282
But where do we look next?

705
00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:30,516
Who do we talk to?

706
00:28:30,548 --> 00:28:31,517
We don't have a suspect!

707
00:28:32,584 --> 00:28:34,820
Shh! Listen!

708
00:28:34,853 --> 00:28:36,656
Somebody's coming! Hide!

709
00:28:37,455 --> 00:28:38,790
Listen!
Did you elves hear that?

710
00:28:39,191 --> 00:28:40,459
Sure did!

711
00:28:40,491 --> 00:28:41,594
Sounds like someone
out here's got

712
00:28:41,626 --> 00:28:42,894
something to hide.

713
00:28:42,928 --> 00:28:44,430
Can you elves tell
where that voice came from?

714
00:28:45,631 --> 00:28:46,832
Behind us, maybe?

715
00:28:46,865 --> 00:28:47,833
I'm not sure!

716
00:28:47,865 --> 00:28:49,268
Let's split up, look around.

717
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:50,535
Yikes!

718
00:28:50,568 --> 00:28:51,670
Split up?

719
00:28:51,702 --> 00:28:52,672
Do we have to?

720
00:28:53,605 --> 00:28:56,475
I-I mean, what about
strength in numbers?

721
00:28:56,807 --> 00:28:58,711
Why don't we stick
together, instead?

722
00:28:58,743 --> 00:29:00,245
Aww, what's the matter, Tingle?

723
00:29:00,278 --> 00:29:01,380
You chicken?

724
00:29:01,413 --> 00:29:02,714
Uh, chicken? Me?

725
00:29:02,914 --> 00:29:04,317
Pfft! No!

726
00:29:04,615 --> 00:29:06,152
Eek!

727
00:29:06,351 --> 00:29:07,419
Eek! What was that?

728
00:29:09,188 --> 00:29:10,355
Bok-bok, Tingle!

729
00:29:11,323 --> 00:29:12,291
Buck up, you two!

730
00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:14,226
We're E.L.F detectives!

731
00:29:14,459 --> 00:29:16,662
Nothing stops us!
Nothing deters us!

732
00:29:17,461 --> 00:29:18,763
We have no fear!

733
00:29:19,198 --> 00:29:20,466
M-Maybe you don't...

734
00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:22,634
but I'm spooked!

735
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,603
Oh, for spirit world's sake!

736
00:29:24,803 --> 00:29:25,905
I don't believe this!

737
00:29:26,337 --> 00:29:27,272
OK, listen...

738
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:30,442
you two stick together
and search over there.

739
00:29:30,474 --> 00:29:31,343
I'll check out this way.

740
00:29:31,576 --> 00:29:32,611
Phew!

741
00:29:32,644 --> 00:29:34,180
That sounds better!

742
00:29:34,212 --> 00:29:34,946
C'mon, Jingle!

743
00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:36,414
OK, Tingle!

744
00:29:36,448 --> 00:29:37,550
- Lead the way!
- Uh...

745
00:29:37,915 --> 00:29:40,219
how about <i>you</i> lead the way?

746
00:29:41,452 --> 00:29:42,855
I'll make sure nobody
sneaks up on us.

747
00:29:43,355 --> 00:29:44,289
Ha, deal! Let's go!

748
00:29:48,359 --> 00:29:49,561
Huh? Geesh!

749
00:29:49,595 --> 00:29:51,564
- What was that?
- Relax, Tingle!

750
00:29:51,762 --> 00:29:52,932
It was just a wolf!

751
00:29:52,964 --> 00:29:55,733
A wolf? Geesh!
How relaxing!

752
00:29:55,767 --> 00:29:58,504
Why don't we just lay down
right here

753
00:29:58,537 --> 00:29:59,672
and catch a quick nap?

754
00:29:59,704 --> 00:30:00,905
Are you being facetious?

755
00:30:00,939 --> 00:30:02,841
Describe "facetious".

756
00:30:02,874 --> 00:30:04,809
What was that?

757
00:30:04,843 --> 00:30:06,646
It's just
a red-tailed hawk, Tingle!

758
00:30:06,877 --> 00:30:08,213
They live in these woods.

759
00:30:08,646 --> 00:30:09,814
Calm down.

760
00:30:10,015 --> 00:30:10,816
Calm down?

761
00:30:11,616 --> 00:30:13,286
Why don't you calm down?

762
00:30:13,551 --> 00:30:14,953
We're elves, you know!

763
00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:17,423
A hawk can just grab us up
and fly away...

764
00:30:17,756 --> 00:30:20,493
taking us wherever it wants,
if it wants to.

765
00:30:20,692 --> 00:30:22,361
Shh! Don't say it out loud!

766
00:30:22,594 --> 00:30:24,330
We don't wanna give him
any ideas!

767
00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:25,664
Let's get outta here, Jingle.

768
00:30:25,896 --> 00:30:28,533
Let's get home
before it's too late!

769
00:30:28,567 --> 00:30:31,569
Ah, which way would we go?
I'm all turned around!

770
00:30:31,603 --> 00:30:35,841
Umm... well, we'll just follow
the trail back the way we came!

771
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,643
But what about Bingle?

772
00:30:37,675 --> 00:30:38,876
We can't just leave him
out here!

773
00:30:38,910 --> 00:30:42,248
Pfft! It's Bingle!
He'll be fine!

774
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,848
He's probably already
made friends

775
00:30:43,882 --> 00:30:45,384
with some wood nymphs,
or something.

776
00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:46,586
Yeah, you're right.

777
00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:48,820
He is pretty gregarious
and outgoing.

778
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,388
Ah! He'll be fine!

779
00:30:50,422 --> 00:30:51,591
Let's go.

780
00:30:52,691 --> 00:30:54,927
Listen up, whoever you are!

781
00:30:55,426 --> 00:30:58,730
I'm Bingle the elf, from the
E.L.F Detective Agency...

782
00:30:58,763 --> 00:30:59,965
Elfland originals!

783
00:31:00,531 --> 00:31:01,899
We know you're out there!

784
00:31:01,932 --> 00:31:03,335
You're surrounded!

785
00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:05,538
There's nowhere to run,
nowhere to hide!

786
00:31:06,371 --> 00:31:09,342
It would behove you
to show yourselves!

787
00:31:09,607 --> 00:31:11,509
OK mister, we surrender!

788
00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:12,477
Don't shoot!

789
00:31:12,678 --> 00:31:14,046
Shoot? Uh...

790
00:31:14,078 --> 00:31:15,313
No, it's not like that!

791
00:31:15,547 --> 00:31:17,250
Identify yourselves!

792
00:31:19,017 --> 00:31:20,919
- I'm Glug.
- I'm Russel.

793
00:31:20,951 --> 00:31:22,387
We grew up here!

794
00:31:22,421 --> 00:31:25,057
Yeah! Along with
our 413 siblings!

795
00:31:25,089 --> 00:31:27,592
Four hundred
and thirteen siblings?

796
00:31:28,026 --> 00:31:29,628
Phew!

797
00:31:29,661 --> 00:31:30,997
That's a lot of interrogating!

798
00:31:31,563 --> 00:31:33,266
Maybe I'll start with you two.

799
00:31:33,731 --> 00:31:36,035
Listen up. Did either of you...

800
00:31:36,067 --> 00:31:37,869
Yes! We did it!

801
00:31:37,903 --> 00:31:39,771
- You did?
- We did?

802
00:31:39,805 --> 00:31:41,807
Yes! But we didn't
mean nothing by it.

803
00:31:42,406 --> 00:31:45,010
We're forest funghi!
It's in our nature!

804
00:31:45,477 --> 00:31:46,846
Theft is in your nature?

805
00:31:47,112 --> 00:31:50,048
I'll remember that,
the next time we elves take

806
00:31:50,082 --> 00:31:51,484
a springtime nature hike!

807
00:31:51,782 --> 00:31:54,452
Theft? Wait, who said anything
about theft?

808
00:31:54,486 --> 00:31:55,954
I did!

809
00:31:55,987 --> 00:31:58,891
But, first things first,
mushroom. Where is it?

810
00:31:58,923 --> 00:31:59,958
Where's what?

811
00:31:59,990 --> 00:32:01,860
There's no time
for games, boys!

812
00:32:02,493 --> 00:32:04,429
It'll be Christmas
in a little over an hour!

813
00:32:04,663 --> 00:32:05,798
Give it back now!

814
00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:08,032
But... we ate it!

815
00:32:08,066 --> 00:32:09,701
You ate it?

816
00:32:10,067 --> 00:32:11,569
Yes! It's gone!

817
00:32:11,603 --> 00:32:12,871
Oh, no!

818
00:32:12,903 --> 00:32:14,006
No, no, no!

819
00:32:14,573 --> 00:32:15,708
This can't be happening!

820
00:32:16,407 --> 00:32:17,542
It's all over!

821
00:32:17,742 --> 00:32:19,110
Christmas is ruined!

822
00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:20,546
Christmas is ruined?

823
00:32:20,746 --> 00:32:22,047
Oh, sheesh! We didn't think

824
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:23,348
it was that big a deal!

825
00:32:23,382 --> 00:32:24,683
Not a big deal?

826
00:32:25,049 --> 00:32:28,119
How is Santa supposed
to deliver his gifts

827
00:32:28,153 --> 00:32:30,655
if some wild mushrooms
ate his sleigh?

828
00:32:30,689 --> 00:32:31,990
Ate his sleigh?

829
00:32:32,457 --> 00:32:34,527
We didn't eat
no sleigh, mister!

830
00:32:34,859 --> 00:32:36,861
We ate Grumper's
flower garden!

831
00:32:37,162 --> 00:32:38,898
Grumper's? Oh...

832
00:32:39,163 --> 00:32:41,967
So, you're saying
you didn't steal Santa's sleigh?

833
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,435
Santa's sleigh?
Heavens, no!

834
00:32:44,469 --> 00:32:46,038
Why on earth would we do that?

835
00:32:46,538 --> 00:32:48,074
We love Christmas!

836
00:32:48,673 --> 00:32:51,009
We've been counting down
to it all week!

837
00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:52,845
Wait a minute,
are you telling us

838
00:32:52,877 --> 00:32:54,679
Santa can't make
his rounds tonight?

839
00:32:54,712 --> 00:32:55,815
Not without his sleigh,
he can't!

840
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,982
It's been stolen

841
00:32:58,016 --> 00:33:00,019
and we're racing against
the clock to find it!

842
00:33:00,719 --> 00:33:02,453
Me and, uh...

843
00:33:02,487 --> 00:33:03,889
well, never mind!

844
00:33:04,689 --> 00:33:05,725
Where did those two go?

845
00:33:06,023 --> 00:33:08,092
Do you have any idea
who took it?

846
00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:09,929
Well, when we set out
to find it

847
00:33:10,127 --> 00:33:11,562
I wasn't sure..

848
00:33:11,596 --> 00:33:12,998
but, after hearing
you mushrooms talk

849
00:33:13,597 --> 00:33:14,866
I think I might have an idea!

850
00:33:17,868 --> 00:33:19,670
- Argh!
- Argh!

851
00:33:19,703 --> 00:33:20,772
What's that?

852
00:33:21,138 --> 00:33:23,975
What am I?
What are <i>you?</i>

853
00:33:24,009 --> 00:33:26,745
Uh... Uh... We're private eyes!

854
00:33:26,778 --> 00:33:27,980
I'm E.L.F Detective Jingle.

855
00:33:28,012 --> 00:33:30,448
And I'm E.L.F Detective Tingle.

856
00:33:30,481 --> 00:33:33,484
And we're here to bust a thief,
you mouldy-looking squash!

857
00:33:33,518 --> 00:33:34,420
Squash?

858
00:33:34,853 --> 00:33:37,055
I'm not a squash, ya gnome!

859
00:33:37,087 --> 00:33:38,022
Hey!

860
00:33:38,056 --> 00:33:39,892
We're no gnomes, you... you...

861
00:33:40,491 --> 00:33:41,894
whatever you are!

862
00:33:41,926 --> 00:33:44,195
Well, you got
the mouldy part right.

863
00:33:44,229 --> 00:33:45,163
I'm a mushroom!

864
00:33:45,997 --> 00:33:48,100
And it pays to be nice to me.

865
00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:50,436
I'm indigenous
to this here forest.

866
00:33:50,469 --> 00:33:52,971
Pfft! We don't care if
your stomach's upset or not!

867
00:33:53,171 --> 00:33:54,539
Wait, what?

868
00:33:54,573 --> 00:33:55,708
Let's get down to brass tacks!

869
00:33:56,474 --> 00:33:58,109
Did you steal Santa's sleigh?

870
00:33:58,143 --> 00:33:59,879
Best confess now,
if you did!

871
00:34:00,778 --> 00:34:01,881
It'll only get worse for you!

872
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:03,783
Steal Santa's sleigh?

873
00:34:04,482 --> 00:34:07,019
I've never stolen anything
in my life!

874
00:34:07,051 --> 00:34:10,489
And, if I was gonna, it sure
wouldn't be Santa's sleigh!

875
00:34:10,922 --> 00:34:12,425
I don't wanna spoil Christmas!

876
00:34:12,858 --> 00:34:15,093
I love Christmas!

877
00:34:15,126 --> 00:34:17,796
You and everybody else,
forest fungus!

878
00:34:17,829 --> 00:34:19,531
Have you seen
a gleaming red sleigh

879
00:34:19,563 --> 00:34:20,865
come through here today,
by chance?

880
00:34:20,898 --> 00:34:21,866
No!

881
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,036
In fact, you two are the first

882
00:34:24,068 --> 00:34:26,105
two outsiders
I've seen in weeks!

883
00:34:26,605 --> 00:34:28,007
Outsiders, huh?

884
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,674
You got a secretive
little clique here

885
00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:31,543
don't ya, mushroom?

886
00:34:31,576 --> 00:34:35,246
Bet that makes it real easy
to hide things, doesn't it?

887
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,849
I'm not hiding anything!

888
00:34:37,215 --> 00:34:38,550
None of us are!

889
00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:40,686
We're just living
our lives in peace!

890
00:34:41,219 --> 00:34:43,088
I mean, sure, I've taken

891
00:34:43,121 --> 00:34:45,224
some nutrients
from the soil, but...

892
00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:46,724
Ah-ha!

893
00:34:46,757 --> 00:34:47,893
So, you <i>are</i> a thief!

894
00:34:47,925 --> 00:34:49,228
What? No!

895
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,195
I just mean...

896
00:34:51,228 --> 00:34:53,764
haven't you guys
ever been to the forest before?

897
00:34:53,797 --> 00:34:55,633
Of course not!

898
00:34:55,666 --> 00:34:57,668
We're too busy
being Santa's helpers

899
00:34:57,702 --> 00:34:59,505
to dilly-dally anyplace else.

900
00:34:59,538 --> 00:35:02,206
We serve an important role
at the Pole, see?

901
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,609
The Christmas holiday depends
on our hard work.

902
00:35:04,643 --> 00:35:06,211
That's right!

903
00:35:06,244 --> 00:35:09,515
And we depend on Christmas
for purpose and direction.

904
00:35:09,547 --> 00:35:11,849
But now, that purpose
has been threatened

905
00:35:11,882 --> 00:35:14,285
by some sneaky, snaky,
scroogy crook!

906
00:35:14,318 --> 00:35:17,956
And that crook's gonna pay!
That crook's going down!

907
00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:19,157
Out with it, stubby!

908
00:35:19,791 --> 00:35:21,193
We're only gonna ask you
once more.

909
00:35:21,826 --> 00:35:23,561
Are you the crook
we're looking for?

910
00:35:23,795 --> 00:35:24,930
You guys...

911
00:35:24,963 --> 00:35:27,600
I did not steal Santa's sleigh!

912
00:35:27,798 --> 00:35:30,068
How many different ways
do I have to say it?

913
00:35:30,268 --> 00:35:31,836
I don't know.

914
00:35:31,869 --> 00:35:33,938
How many different ways
<i>can</i> you say it?

915
00:35:33,972 --> 00:35:35,875
Sounds like rehearsing to me.

916
00:35:36,141 --> 00:35:38,976
And rehearsing
usually means lying!

917
00:35:39,010 --> 00:35:41,714
You elves must've drank
some bad eggnog.

918
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,949
I'm the most honest mushroom
in these woods!

919
00:35:44,983 --> 00:35:46,885
The most honest mushroom
would tell us

920
00:35:46,918 --> 00:35:49,288
where we could find
Santa's sleigh!

921
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,623
Unless the most honest
mushroom didn't know.

922
00:35:52,657 --> 00:35:55,160
Ah! Sounds like
the dumbest mushroom to me.

923
00:35:55,193 --> 00:35:57,630
Hey, if you elves think
I'm lying

924
00:35:57,829 --> 00:35:59,565
you can ask my friends.

925
00:35:59,597 --> 00:36:01,032
Your friends, huh? Oh!

926
00:36:01,065 --> 00:36:02,567
He's got a gang, Tingle!

927
00:36:03,768 --> 00:36:05,570
I knew one creature couldn't
pull off a theft like that!

928
00:36:06,003 --> 00:36:07,306
I think we just found
our perps.

929
00:36:07,338 --> 00:36:08,840
Watch my back!

930
00:36:08,873 --> 00:36:10,041
It's time to roll up the sleeves

931
00:36:10,074 --> 00:36:11,676
and make this funghi sing!

932
00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:13,012
Uh-oh...

933
00:36:14,211 --> 00:36:16,847
Did you mushrooms just say
you ate the flowers

934
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:17,782
in Grumper's garden?

935
00:36:18,148 --> 00:36:19,817
As in, Grumper the elf?

936
00:36:20,117 --> 00:36:22,887
Who was exiled by none other
than Santa himself?

937
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,955
Yeah!

938
00:36:23,989 --> 00:36:25,624
We know it was wrong

939
00:36:25,889 --> 00:36:27,792
but once we get
started soaking up

940
00:36:27,826 --> 00:36:29,695
goodies in that rich soil

941
00:36:29,994 --> 00:36:31,563
we just can't stop!

942
00:36:31,996 --> 00:36:33,664
Yeah. We got carried away

943
00:36:33,697 --> 00:36:35,701
and all Grumper's petunias
wilted.

944
00:36:35,733 --> 00:36:37,135
He loved those petunias.

945
00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:39,338
We could hear him mad hollering

946
00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:41,606
all the way over
to the treetops!

947
00:36:41,905 --> 00:36:44,675
Boy, was he hot under the cap!

948
00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:47,011
We've been laying low
in the deep forest ever since.

949
00:36:47,045 --> 00:36:48,246
That's right.

950
00:36:48,278 --> 00:36:50,782
We try to only poke
our heads up at night.

951
00:36:51,650 --> 00:36:53,050
When we heard you coming

952
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,786
we thought you were Grumper.

953
00:36:54,818 --> 00:36:56,188
Or one of his cronies!

954
00:36:56,221 --> 00:36:58,623
Like that scaaaary creature
he hangs out with, man.

955
00:36:59,090 --> 00:37:01,327
Yeesh! Nasty bugger!

956
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,263
So, Grumper's still around
these parts, then?

957
00:37:04,663 --> 00:37:06,365
Yup! He lives in
that crumbling old abbey

958
00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:07,865
up in the high mountains.

959
00:37:07,898 --> 00:37:11,235
And he practises spells
and scary hocus-pocus!

960
00:37:11,268 --> 00:37:13,938
He conjures all kinds
of weird things

961
00:37:13,972 --> 00:37:15,374
in the middle of the night!

962
00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:17,909
We see clouds
and lightning, weird lights

963
00:37:17,942 --> 00:37:20,277
and all kinds of strange stuff
coming from that place

964
00:37:20,311 --> 00:37:22,347
from all the way down
here in the dirt.

965
00:37:22,981 --> 00:37:25,117
Well, that certainly
could explain

966
00:37:25,150 --> 00:37:26,684
the disappearance
of Santa's sleigh.

967
00:37:27,251 --> 00:37:29,086
Nobody holds as big a grudge

968
00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:30,623
against Christmas
as Grumper does.

969
00:37:30,822 --> 00:37:32,257
Wow!

970
00:37:32,289 --> 00:37:34,259
You really think he had
something to do with it?

971
00:37:34,693 --> 00:37:36,895
I wouldn't put anything past
that little guy.

972
00:37:37,327 --> 00:37:39,297
We all know there's nothing
more dangerous

973
00:37:39,329 --> 00:37:40,230
than a lapsed elf.

974
00:37:40,264 --> 00:37:42,266
What're you gonna do now,
Detective Bingle?

975
00:37:42,467 --> 00:37:43,669
The only thing I can do!

976
00:37:44,135 --> 00:37:45,837
I'm gonna go confront Grumper

977
00:37:45,869 --> 00:37:47,306
and see what he has to say
for himself.

978
00:37:47,706 --> 00:37:48,907
Oh!

979
00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:51,876
That means fireworks
on Christmas Eve, Russel!

980
00:37:52,143 --> 00:37:54,646
We need to get to
the high ground to see 'em!

981
00:37:55,012 --> 00:37:57,048
Just as long as Grumper
doesn't see <i>us.</i>

982
00:38:05,322 --> 00:38:07,859
Psst! Santa... are you awake?

983
00:38:08,059 --> 00:38:10,327
Angus, my gentle reindeer!

984
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,962
What brings you?

985
00:38:11,996 --> 00:38:13,699
Sorry to bother you.

986
00:38:13,731 --> 00:38:16,134
I was just wondering if you'd
heard anything from the elves?

987
00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:20,105
No, I've heard no news
whatsoever.

988
00:38:20,137 --> 00:38:25,076
For all I know, my precious
sleigh is gone forever.

989
00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:27,445
No, Santa! Don't say that!

990
00:38:27,478 --> 00:38:28,946
It can't be!

991
00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:31,784
Why, I'm just being
realistic, Angus.

992
00:38:32,150 --> 00:38:34,985
The magic of Christmas
has been built on faith

993
00:38:35,018 --> 00:38:36,987
and hope for so long...

994
00:38:37,021 --> 00:38:42,161
well, perhaps a dose of harsh
reality is long overdue.

995
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,295
Not everyone is nice.

996
00:38:45,496 --> 00:38:48,800
Some folks are just
incurably naughty

997
00:38:49,032 --> 00:38:52,438
and we may finally
be seeing that now.

998
00:38:52,836 --> 00:38:54,505
Well, I'm not giving up!

999
00:38:54,539 --> 00:38:56,007
I can't!

1000
00:38:56,039 --> 00:38:58,342
This was to be my first
Christmas sleigh ride!

1001
00:38:58,376 --> 00:39:00,846
And I believe we can still
make it happen!

1002
00:39:00,878 --> 00:39:03,981
I appreciate your dedication,
my dear.

1003
00:39:04,282 --> 00:39:07,720
Alas, we've done all we can do.

1004
00:39:07,918 --> 00:39:09,987
It's up to our elves now...

1005
00:39:10,021 --> 00:39:12,390
may they travel
as fast as the wind

1006
00:39:12,422 --> 00:39:15,426
and may their journey
yield reward...

1007
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:17,929
not only for us

1008
00:39:17,961 --> 00:39:22,534
but most importantly,
for all the world's children!

1009
00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:24,202
I'll second that, Santa!

1010
00:39:31,409 --> 00:39:34,213
Umm...
I think we lost the trail.

1011
00:39:34,545 --> 00:39:36,181
Which way were we going, Jingle?

1012
00:39:36,213 --> 00:39:36,947
Hmm...

1013
00:39:37,347 --> 00:39:39,951
we were headed this way...
I think!

1014
00:39:39,983 --> 00:39:42,153
No, we came from that way.

1015
00:39:42,186 --> 00:39:44,889
We were going this way... right?

1016
00:39:45,123 --> 00:39:47,224
No, it wasn't that way.

1017
00:39:47,257 --> 00:39:48,393
It had to be this way, yeah?

1018
00:39:48,425 --> 00:39:49,427
Are you sure?

1019
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:51,429
Ah, we're totally lost!

1020
00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:57,469
Ah, there you guys are!

1021
00:39:57,501 --> 00:39:58,903
I've been looking
everywhere for you!

1022
00:39:58,936 --> 00:40:00,005
Bingle!

1023
00:40:00,204 --> 00:40:02,007
What a sight for sore eyes.

1024
00:40:02,373 --> 00:40:03,942
We got off the trail
and got lost.

1025
00:40:03,974 --> 00:40:04,976
Off the trail?

1026
00:40:05,409 --> 00:40:06,978
What are you elves
talking about?

1027
00:40:07,244 --> 00:40:08,012
We're <i>on</i> the trail!

1028
00:40:08,213 --> 00:40:10,182
Oh... huh!

1029
00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:12,049
Would you look at that!

1030
00:40:13,050 --> 00:40:15,953
Listen, I met a couple
of real helpful mushrooms and...

1031
00:40:15,987 --> 00:40:18,023
You don't say! We met
a mushroom, too!

1032
00:40:18,056 --> 00:40:19,791
And we made him sing!

1033
00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:21,226
Sing? What did he sing?

1034
00:40:21,259 --> 00:40:22,260
Oh, nothing!

1035
00:40:22,293 --> 00:40:23,862
Don't listen to Tingle, Bingle!

1036
00:40:24,094 --> 00:40:26,096
But, get this,
the mushroom told us

1037
00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:27,999
our old friend Grumper's
still around.

1038
00:40:28,032 --> 00:40:30,001
Yeah! He lives in an old abbey

1039
00:40:30,034 --> 00:40:31,336
just above the cloud line

1040
00:40:31,536 --> 00:40:35,273
high in the mountain range,
right above here!

1041
00:40:35,306 --> 00:40:37,141
And we'd bet
he had something to do

1042
00:40:37,175 --> 00:40:38,443
with stealing Santa's sleigh.

1043
00:40:38,476 --> 00:40:39,411
Well, I'll be!

1044
00:40:40,311 --> 00:40:42,181
I got the same info
from the mushrooms I met!

1045
00:40:42,579 --> 00:40:43,914
Coincidence?

1046
00:40:43,947 --> 00:40:45,317
I think not!

1047
00:40:45,916 --> 00:40:48,052
These mushrooms don't miss
a trick in these woods.

1048
00:40:48,085 --> 00:40:49,386
That's right!

1049
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:52,090
They're really plugged in,
literally!

1050
00:40:52,356 --> 00:40:54,625
What do you elves say,
we go pay a little visit

1051
00:40:54,659 --> 00:40:56,862
to old Grumper and see
what he has to tell us?

1052
00:40:57,128 --> 00:40:58,597
Should we let Santa know first?

1053
00:40:59,030 --> 00:41:01,233
I know there's real bad blood
between him and Grumper.

1054
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,902
What if that ornery elf
takes it out on us?

1055
00:41:04,235 --> 00:41:06,204
Are we talking about
the same Grumper?

1056
00:41:06,237 --> 00:41:08,373
Pfft! What's the worst thing

1057
00:41:08,405 --> 00:41:10,208
that little pip squeak
can do to us?

1058
00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:16,213
This is it, Grus!

1059
00:41:16,246 --> 00:41:19,050
The midnight hour
is almost upon us!

1060
00:41:19,349 --> 00:41:22,319
And with it,
the bleakest Christmas

1061
00:41:22,353 --> 00:41:24,523
the world will ever see!

1062
00:41:25,056 --> 00:41:27,192
Woo-hoo! He-he-yeah.

1063
00:41:27,525 --> 00:41:30,461
And if Santa wants
to deliver presents tonight

1064
00:41:30,494 --> 00:41:32,364
he'll have to get out
his snow shoes

1065
00:41:32,396 --> 00:41:34,866
and stick out his thumb...

1066
00:41:35,565 --> 00:41:38,336
...because the sleigh belongs
to us now!

1067
00:41:38,568 --> 00:41:41,974
Me! It belongs to me, Grus!

1068
00:41:42,273 --> 00:41:44,910
Oh, right...
that's what I meant!

1069
00:41:44,943 --> 00:41:48,313
And my nefarious plans
don't end there.

1070
00:41:48,346 --> 00:41:50,481
I'm thinking big
this year, Grus!

1071
00:41:51,014 --> 00:41:52,549
Big!

1072
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:55,387
Oh, I almost forgot
the sun's not rising tomorrow.

1073
00:41:56,019 --> 00:41:58,289
How ingenious!

1074
00:41:58,556 --> 00:42:02,159
What an amazing time
to be a supernatural dragon!

1075
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,463
Yes, it is, Grus,
yes, it is!

1076
00:42:05,228 --> 00:42:07,164
And, with that in mind...

1077
00:42:07,431 --> 00:42:09,967
what say I conjure you
a playmate?

1078
00:42:10,434 --> 00:42:13,704
A playmate?

1079
00:42:13,737 --> 00:42:17,275
You mean, another dragon
to play bouncy ball with?

1080
00:42:17,474 --> 00:42:19,978
Uh...
something like that, Grus.

1081
00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:21,413
Something like that.

1082
00:42:21,612 --> 00:42:23,581
Now, stand back

1083
00:42:23,614 --> 00:42:27,219
whilst I work my magic
once more!

1084
00:42:27,452 --> 00:42:30,923
Ooh, how fun!

1085
00:42:31,255 --> 00:42:34,559
Eye of newt and wombat's ear

1086
00:42:35,259 --> 00:42:38,630
turn Yuletide cheer
to chilling fear!

1087
00:42:39,329 --> 00:42:42,433
Send us a friend
with startling fright

1088
00:42:42,766 --> 00:42:47,004
who'll make children scream
all through the night!

1089
00:43:01,619 --> 00:43:04,255
Whoa...
Happy Halloween, dudes!

1090
00:43:04,288 --> 00:43:05,356
Ha-ha!

1091
00:43:05,389 --> 00:43:06,625
Greetings, wraith!

1092
00:43:07,257 --> 00:43:09,626
I am your conjurer...

1093
00:43:09,659 --> 00:43:11,996
the mighty Grumper!

1094
00:43:12,329 --> 00:43:14,365
Lord of all I survey!

1095
00:43:14,565 --> 00:43:16,601
Announce yourself!

1096
00:43:17,135 --> 00:43:18,670
Uh... myself?

1097
00:43:19,202 --> 00:43:21,306
Uh, I'm just a rad dude!

1098
00:43:21,639 --> 00:43:24,175
Hangin' ten
in the Fourth Dimension!

1099
00:43:24,208 --> 00:43:26,177
Lookin' for a good time
wherever I go

1100
00:43:26,577 --> 00:43:28,613
or wherever spells take me.

1101
00:43:28,646 --> 00:43:31,082
Cool!

1102
00:43:31,114 --> 00:43:32,683
Oh, OK...

1103
00:43:33,451 --> 00:43:35,320
What is your name, creature?

1104
00:43:35,786 --> 00:43:37,489
What shall we call you?

1105
00:43:37,688 --> 00:43:40,258
Psshaw! I can't call it!

1106
00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:42,160
I don't believe this!

1107
00:43:42,492 --> 00:43:46,498
All the skill and concentration
it takes to wield elf magic

1108
00:43:46,764 --> 00:43:49,668
and I conjure up an idiot!

1109
00:43:50,168 --> 00:43:53,672
Can't a thing go smoothly,
just one time?

1110
00:43:54,371 --> 00:43:55,139
Let me rephrase that.

1111
00:43:55,672 --> 00:43:58,509
What would you like us
to call you?

1112
00:43:58,543 --> 00:44:00,045
Don't matter to me!

1113
00:44:00,244 --> 00:44:02,280
Just don't call me late
for supper!

1114
00:44:05,715 --> 00:44:08,185
Oh, for crying out loud!

1115
00:44:08,219 --> 00:44:09,686
Why do I even bother?

1116
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,588
Uh, how about Bighead?

1117
00:44:11,621 --> 00:44:13,224
- What?
- Bighead!

1118
00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:15,660
We can call him Bighead!

1119
00:44:15,693 --> 00:44:18,597
Cos, you know,
he's got a big head.

1120
00:44:18,795 --> 00:44:20,531
Huh! Bighead.

1121
00:44:21,164 --> 00:44:22,666
Totally sick!

1122
00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:24,735
Totally sick?

1123
00:44:25,436 --> 00:44:27,072
Does that mean you like it?

1124
00:44:27,271 --> 00:44:28,273
It's far out!

1125
00:44:28,505 --> 00:44:29,840
Sweet!

1126
00:44:29,873 --> 00:44:32,376
This isn't
what I envisioned at all!

1127
00:44:32,677 --> 00:44:34,746
I wanted a savage beast!

1128
00:44:35,346 --> 00:44:37,349
A sinister monster!

1129
00:44:37,648 --> 00:44:39,550
Not some... some...

1130
00:44:39,583 --> 00:44:41,786
leftover Halloween
pumpkinhead!

1131
00:44:42,253 --> 00:44:45,557
You guys are a riot! Ha-ha.

1132
00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:46,792
Wonderful.

1133
00:44:47,391 --> 00:44:49,126
Listen, Bighead...

1134
00:44:49,626 --> 00:44:53,163
can't you be more vicious,
or something?

1135
00:44:53,197 --> 00:44:55,467
Whoa! Hold up, brah, hold up!

1136
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:58,135
Is this your chill right here?

1137
00:44:59,237 --> 00:45:01,172
Cos looks like you lost it!

1138
00:45:05,576 --> 00:45:07,746
This is what my life has become.

1139
00:45:08,512 --> 00:45:11,083
Surrounded by nincompoops!

1140
00:45:11,315 --> 00:45:13,217
Mellow out, brah!

1141
00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:15,286
Ha-ha-ha!

1142
00:45:16,887 --> 00:45:20,290
Hey, did you guys see
that lightning a minute ago?

1143
00:45:20,324 --> 00:45:23,128
Who ever heard of a lightning
storm on Christmas Eve?

1144
00:45:23,393 --> 00:45:24,828
I saw it, alright!

1145
00:45:24,862 --> 00:45:26,597
It was right over
Grumper's abbey!

1146
00:45:26,630 --> 00:45:30,167
Do you think it means
he's up to no good?

1147
00:45:30,568 --> 00:45:33,271
I think it's safe to say
whenever Grumper's involved

1148
00:45:33,570 --> 00:45:34,873
bad things are afoot!

1149
00:45:34,905 --> 00:45:37,474
Maybe we're jumping
to conclusions, you guys.

1150
00:45:37,507 --> 00:45:40,211
It could've been just
a blown fuse in the abbey.

1151
00:45:40,443 --> 00:45:43,280
If Grumper was running his TV
or computer

1152
00:45:43,313 --> 00:45:45,415
and his gaming system all at
once...

1153
00:45:45,449 --> 00:45:47,885
I mean, that place is old!

1154
00:45:47,918 --> 00:45:49,386
It's crumbling!

1155
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:50,889
I shudder to think
what the wiring looks like.

1156
00:45:51,621 --> 00:45:53,491
Hey, I got an idea!

1157
00:45:53,891 --> 00:45:55,927
Why don't we pose
as repair elves

1158
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,762
and go say we're there
on a service call?

1159
00:45:57,795 --> 00:45:59,630
Good idea, Jingle.

1160
00:45:59,664 --> 00:46:02,200
But we need uniforms
to pull it off.

1161
00:46:02,567 --> 00:46:04,568
Guys, Grumper knows us.

1162
00:46:04,969 --> 00:46:07,172
He'll recognise us
the instant he sees us

1163
00:46:07,204 --> 00:46:08,306
and he'll know we're lying.

1164
00:46:08,338 --> 00:46:10,875
Oh... yeah.

1165
00:46:10,907 --> 00:46:12,877
But it's been months
since he saw us.

1166
00:46:13,344 --> 00:46:14,778
We've grown a lot since then.

1167
00:46:14,811 --> 00:46:16,313
We look exactly
the same, Jingle.

1168
00:46:16,514 --> 00:46:17,615
Oh, Bingle's right!

1169
00:46:17,815 --> 00:46:19,317
It won't work!

1170
00:46:19,349 --> 00:46:21,786
Did either of you guys bring
a grapple and rope?

1171
00:46:21,818 --> 00:46:24,355
We could go around back,
scale the outer wall, and...

1172
00:46:24,755 --> 00:46:27,325
That elf will spot us
a mile away!

1173
00:46:27,525 --> 00:46:29,161
You got any better suggestions?

1174
00:46:29,527 --> 00:46:31,563
Alright, listen up, detectives!

1175
00:46:32,295 --> 00:46:33,831
Arguing won't get us anywhere.

1176
00:46:34,632 --> 00:46:36,668
Now, it's almost Christmas Day

1177
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:39,436
and we're no closer
to finding Santa's sleigh

1178
00:46:39,469 --> 00:46:42,206
than we were when we set out
on our sleuthing adventure.

1179
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:43,407
We're failures.

1180
00:46:43,608 --> 00:46:44,743
We are not failures!

1181
00:46:45,409 --> 00:46:46,611
We're doing what we can.

1182
00:46:46,911 --> 00:46:48,713
We just have to move faster
and not give up.

1183
00:46:48,945 --> 00:46:50,347
Now, let's get a move on!

1184
00:46:50,380 --> 00:46:51,548
Time's wasting.

1185
00:46:51,581 --> 00:46:53,384
I just hope that lightning
wasn't Grumper

1186
00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:55,753
blowing up Santa's sleigh
in some cockamamie experiment.

1187
00:46:55,952 --> 00:46:57,487
Right!

1188
00:46:57,521 --> 00:46:59,324
That would be the worst thing
that ever happened.

1189
00:47:00,858 --> 00:47:02,260
Ever!

1190
00:47:02,293 --> 00:47:04,528
I wouldn't put anything past
that little jerk.

1191
00:47:04,862 --> 00:47:06,231
He's rotten to the core.

1192
00:47:06,530 --> 00:47:07,966
Always has been, always will be.

1193
00:47:08,398 --> 00:47:09,800
Come on!

1194
00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:11,635
One last hill to climb
and we'll be there.

1195
00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:18,777
This is it, creatures...

1196
00:47:19,010 --> 00:47:22,914
where all the magic happens,
literally!

1197
00:47:22,947 --> 00:47:26,684
You mean...
this is where I was born?

1198
00:47:26,717 --> 00:47:29,320
In so many words, Grus, yes!

1199
00:47:29,353 --> 00:47:31,990
Wow!

1200
00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,659
It was here,
in the secret rooms

1201
00:47:34,692 --> 00:47:37,429
of this formerly palatial abbey

1202
00:47:37,862 --> 00:47:41,766
that I practised the lost art
of dark magic

1203
00:47:41,998 --> 00:47:46,370
and transformed myself
into an elfin warlock!

1204
00:47:46,936 --> 00:47:49,406
Leagues beyond what I was

1205
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,644
when I lived as a lowly elf
at that miserable North Pole.

1206
00:47:54,045 --> 00:47:57,882
And it was here that all things
became possible for me

1207
00:47:57,914 --> 00:47:59,983
as they can be for you, too!

1208
00:48:00,016 --> 00:48:01,852
Rad!

1209
00:48:01,885 --> 00:48:05,923
You mean, we can become
powerful warlocks too, Grumper?

1210
00:48:06,324 --> 00:48:08,960
Well... no,
I didn't say that, Grus!

1211
00:48:09,559 --> 00:48:12,596
What I said was all things
can be possible.

1212
00:48:12,862 --> 00:48:14,398
Oh.

1213
00:48:14,431 --> 00:48:16,767
Gotcha... uh, I think.

1214
00:48:17,001 --> 00:48:21,439
In here, gentlemen, anything
your black hearts desire

1215
00:48:21,472 --> 00:48:23,008
can become yours

1216
00:48:23,474 --> 00:48:25,742
but only if you dedicate
yourselves

1217
00:48:25,775 --> 00:48:27,878
to the force of mischief!

1218
00:48:27,911 --> 00:48:29,547
Whoa.

1219
00:48:29,579 --> 00:48:32,317
Is that, like, a gnarly wave?

1220
00:48:32,650 --> 00:48:35,019
Cos I can totally ride
that break!

1221
00:48:35,418 --> 00:48:37,054
I'm sure you can, Bighead!

1222
00:48:37,088 --> 00:48:38,690
I'm sure you can!

1223
00:48:38,722 --> 00:48:40,025
Oh, no doubt!

1224
00:48:40,423 --> 00:48:43,094
And I could also get down
with some fly-boarding...

1225
00:48:43,126 --> 00:48:45,329
paddle-boarding, jet-surfing...

1226
00:48:45,362 --> 00:48:49,666
wake-skating, body-boarding
and Grusgie-boarding.

1227
00:48:49,699 --> 00:48:51,468
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Oooh!

1228
00:48:51,501 --> 00:48:53,771
Grusgie-boarding!

1229
00:48:54,605 --> 00:48:56,307
I'd like to try that!

1230
00:48:56,507 --> 00:48:58,076
I'll teach ya, brah!

1231
00:48:58,108 --> 00:49:00,545
You'll be hanging ten
in no time!

1232
00:49:00,744 --> 00:49:02,746
Gnarly!

1233
00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:06,818
Oh, the incessant,
idiotic babbling

1234
00:49:06,851 --> 00:49:09,387
of these creatures
makes my head hurt!

1235
00:49:11,789 --> 00:49:13,625
OK, focus!

1236
00:49:13,858 --> 00:49:15,927
It's now past midnight.

1237
00:49:16,159 --> 00:49:20,699
And the survival of Christmas
rests in the palm of my hand.

1238
00:49:20,965 --> 00:49:23,001
Really? In that little hand?

1239
00:49:23,501 --> 00:49:25,603
- Get out!
- No, it does!

1240
00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:29,474
I've effectively removed
Santa's most important

1241
00:49:29,507 --> 00:49:30,974
Christmas tool

1242
00:49:31,007 --> 00:49:34,545
and also ensured that the sun
will not rise come morning.

1243
00:49:34,878 --> 00:49:36,480
I hear ya, brah, but...

1244
00:49:37,181 --> 00:49:39,083
that teeny-weeny little hand?

1245
00:49:39,115 --> 00:49:41,018
My hands aren't so small!

1246
00:49:41,050 --> 00:49:43,020
Pfft! They're itty-bitty, dude!

1247
00:49:43,454 --> 00:49:44,522
They are not!

1248
00:49:44,554 --> 00:49:46,089
I'm an elf!

1249
00:49:46,123 --> 00:49:48,893
My hands are perfectly
proportionate to the rest of me!

1250
00:49:49,126 --> 00:49:51,596
No, he's right, Grumper.

1251
00:49:51,829 --> 00:49:54,432
Your hands are teeny-tiny.

1252
00:49:54,465 --> 00:49:55,600
Right?

1253
00:49:55,632 --> 00:49:57,167
Like little doll hands!

1254
00:49:57,201 --> 00:49:59,003
Shut up, both of you!

1255
00:49:59,036 --> 00:50:00,671
Ha-ha-ha!

1256
00:50:00,704 --> 00:50:03,841
It looks like Grumper's
reflection in a funhouse mirror.

1257
00:50:03,873 --> 00:50:06,143
Sho 'nuff!
Hey, go like this!

1258
00:50:09,679 --> 00:50:12,916
You creatures think
you're funny, is that it?

1259
00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:14,652
Meh!

1260
00:50:14,684 --> 00:50:16,653
I did a little stand-up
in the Fifth Dimension

1261
00:50:16,686 --> 00:50:17,755
last century.

1262
00:50:18,021 --> 00:50:19,456
It was OK.

1263
00:50:20,623 --> 00:50:23,427
The crowds were dead,
and the pay was even worse! Ha!

1264
00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:26,130
So, you're just
another failed comic

1265
00:50:26,530 --> 00:50:30,568
being so crass as to openly
mock your creator

1266
00:50:30,601 --> 00:50:31,503
to his face!

1267
00:50:31,702 --> 00:50:33,505
Whoa! Hold up, brah!

1268
00:50:33,804 --> 00:50:35,173
You're not the boss o' me!

1269
00:50:35,206 --> 00:50:38,910
Ah, but that's where
you're wrong, Bighead.

1270
00:50:39,175 --> 00:50:41,011
I <i>am</i> the boss of you!

1271
00:50:41,612 --> 00:50:43,213
Both of you!

1272
00:50:43,246 --> 00:50:46,784
And just like I willed you
onto this plane of existence

1273
00:50:47,117 --> 00:50:49,821
I can banish you
from whence you came!

1274
00:50:50,119 --> 00:50:51,822
Really? No kidding?

1275
00:50:52,556 --> 00:50:55,492
Hey, you think you can send
me back to Phantom Beach?

1276
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,628
The breaks there were gnarly!

1277
00:50:58,128 --> 00:50:59,197
Yeah?

1278
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:00,565
I'd like to go too!

1279
00:51:00,797 --> 00:51:03,066
I see how you are, Grus!

1280
00:51:03,567 --> 00:51:05,068
Turning your back on me

1281
00:51:05,101 --> 00:51:08,105
at the hour
of our greatest victory?

1282
00:51:08,137 --> 00:51:10,240
It's nothing personal, Grumper.

1283
00:51:10,273 --> 00:51:13,643
Uh, it's just that it's getting
a little boring around here.

1284
00:51:13,677 --> 00:51:15,680
I mean, you always say
the same stuff.

1285
00:51:16,079 --> 00:51:18,916
It's all about you, you, you,
you, you!

1286
00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:20,718
What's wrong with that?

1287
00:51:21,018 --> 00:51:23,487
I'm a very accomplished figure!

1288
00:51:23,753 --> 00:51:27,057
And, mind you, I use no PR firm.

1289
00:51:27,090 --> 00:51:29,993
I have to tout my own
accomplishments.

1290
00:51:30,293 --> 00:51:33,897
Yeah, it just gets old
after a while.

1291
00:51:34,097 --> 00:51:36,500
Tell me more
about Phantom Beach, Bighead!

1292
00:51:36,534 --> 00:51:38,802
Do I need to bring swim trunks?

1293
00:51:38,835 --> 00:51:40,604
I use a shorty wetsuit, myself.

1294
00:51:40,938 --> 00:51:42,039
I can lend you one.

1295
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,041
It's stretchy! Ha-ha!

1296
00:51:44,074 --> 00:51:46,478
Oh, cool!

1297
00:51:47,277 --> 00:51:48,678
Cos I'm a bit tall.

1298
00:51:48,711 --> 00:51:49,947
Oh, enough of you!

1299
00:51:50,713 --> 00:51:53,116
Toad breath and bat lavash...

1300
00:51:53,717 --> 00:51:56,521
be gone, you silly squash!

1301
00:51:56,554 --> 00:51:58,189
Aaaaaarrrrgh!

1302
00:51:59,088 --> 00:52:00,657
Bighead, wait!

1303
00:52:00,690 --> 00:52:02,559
Oooh-oh-oooh...

1304
00:52:02,592 --> 00:52:03,927
where'd he go?

1305
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,729
Bah! Who cares?

1306
00:52:06,195 --> 00:52:09,666
Probably surfing a big wave
in some mother dimension.

1307
00:52:09,699 --> 00:52:11,935
Oh, gnarly!

1308
00:52:11,969 --> 00:52:13,204
Oh, can I go too?

1309
00:52:13,637 --> 00:52:15,139
No, you do not!

1310
00:52:15,739 --> 00:52:17,141
You're my helper!

1311
00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:19,143
Sidekick! Minion!

1312
00:52:19,577 --> 00:52:22,013
You belong here, with me!

1313
00:52:22,045 --> 00:52:25,549
Bummer! I think I woulda
looked good in a shorty wetsuit.

1314
00:52:28,284 --> 00:52:30,053
Look at this place, detectives!

1315
00:52:30,353 --> 00:52:31,855
It's kinda spooky.

1316
00:52:31,889 --> 00:52:33,625
It reeks of mischief.

1317
00:52:33,824 --> 00:52:35,527
I wouldn't go that far, Jingle.

1318
00:52:35,759 --> 00:52:37,728
I bet it was gorgeous
back in the day.

1319
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:39,797
Yeah, but look at it now.

1320
00:52:39,829 --> 00:52:41,132
You'll need more than
a coat of paint

1321
00:52:41,164 --> 00:52:42,567
to make this joint new again!

1322
00:52:42,599 --> 00:52:45,235
Right!
It's like Cobweb Central!

1323
00:52:45,668 --> 00:52:46,971
Let's go find our target!

1324
00:52:47,003 --> 00:52:48,172
- Yeah.
- Let's!

1325
00:52:48,204 --> 00:52:50,240
The sooner we confront Grumper

1326
00:52:50,273 --> 00:52:52,676
the sooner we can get to
the bottom of the mystery

1327
00:52:52,710 --> 00:52:53,744
of Santa's missing sleigh.

1328
00:52:53,777 --> 00:52:55,045
Where do you think he is?

1329
00:52:55,311 --> 00:52:56,880
Upstairs is my guess.

1330
00:52:57,313 --> 00:52:58,782
Come on. We'll surprise him.

1331
00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:12,897
We're sorry
to barge in on you

1332
00:53:12,929 --> 00:53:15,098
like... like this in the middle
of the night, Santa!

1333
00:53:15,331 --> 00:53:17,835
But it's Christmas
and we can't sleep at all!

1334
00:53:18,068 --> 00:53:20,271
It's quite alright, my elves.

1335
00:53:20,304 --> 00:53:24,576
Neither Angus, nor I,
have been to sleep either.

1336
00:53:24,842 --> 00:53:26,644
I hate this!

1337
00:53:26,677 --> 00:53:28,879
If we were on schedule,
we'd be over Vienna right now.

1338
00:53:28,911 --> 00:53:31,782
But we're not...
we're just still here...

1339
00:53:32,016 --> 00:53:34,751
sitting... waiting...

1340
00:53:35,119 --> 00:53:38,155
Have we heard anything
from Bingle, Jingle, or Tingle?

1341
00:53:38,655 --> 00:53:42,025
No, I'm afraid not, Cheer.

1342
00:53:42,059 --> 00:53:43,160
Drat!

1343
00:53:43,193 --> 00:53:46,631
Oh, this is horrible!
Just horrible!

1344
00:53:46,664 --> 00:53:49,634
Oh, for the first time ever,
Christmas is passing us by!

1345
00:53:50,134 --> 00:53:53,103
Before we know it,
it'll be morning!

1346
00:53:53,436 --> 00:53:55,905
Children and adults everywhere
will run downstairs

1347
00:53:55,938 --> 00:53:58,241
to open their gifts, and find...

1348
00:53:58,708 --> 00:54:00,010
nothing!

1349
00:54:00,043 --> 00:54:01,612
I can't even bear
to think of it, Cheer.

1350
00:54:01,811 --> 00:54:03,213
I can't!

1351
00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:05,283
Surely, there must be something
we can do, Santa?

1352
00:54:06,150 --> 00:54:07,885
There must be something!

1353
00:54:07,918 --> 00:54:13,024
Without my sleigh, I'm afraid
my bootlaces are tied together.

1354
00:54:13,322 --> 00:54:16,793
Jingle, Bingle, and Tingle have
quite a head start

1355
00:54:16,994 --> 00:54:20,364
and we've no idea
which way they went.

1356
00:54:20,396 --> 00:54:22,366
I'd never get far on foot!

1357
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,735
And losing the sleigh
is one thing...

1358
00:54:24,768 --> 00:54:27,338
but, we can't lose you
too, Santa!

1359
00:54:27,971 --> 00:54:30,173
No way!
We need you to stay safe!

1360
00:54:30,873 --> 00:54:32,809
Christmas may be lost this year

1361
00:54:32,842 --> 00:54:34,878
but by next year,
we can rebuild!

1362
00:54:35,244 --> 00:54:36,213
Come back strong.

1363
00:54:36,413 --> 00:54:37,815
Next year nothing!

1364
00:54:38,114 --> 00:54:39,282
- Huh?
- Listen, everybody!

1365
00:54:39,315 --> 00:54:40,317
We're not giving up.

1366
00:54:40,818 --> 00:54:41,919
We can't give up.

1367
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,789
Cheer and I will go find
those elves ourselves.

1368
00:54:44,822 --> 00:54:47,090
- We will?
- And Santa's sleigh!

1369
00:54:47,123 --> 00:54:48,058
We will?

1370
00:54:48,092 --> 00:54:49,960
Ah, I mean, we will!

1371
00:54:49,992 --> 00:54:52,163
Dorabelle, my sweet elf...

1372
00:54:52,396 --> 00:54:58,269
ho-ho-ho, I do appreciate
your spirit, but at this hour

1373
00:54:58,302 --> 00:55:01,739
the journey will be
even more perilous

1374
00:55:01,771 --> 00:55:05,242
than whatever those other three
have already faced.

1375
00:55:05,509 --> 00:55:10,146
And, at this late stage,
even if we did find my sleigh

1376
00:55:10,179 --> 00:55:12,782
we'd have to race against time

1377
00:55:12,815 --> 00:55:14,484
with the wind at our backs

1378
00:55:14,518 --> 00:55:17,855
flying faster and higher
than we ever have before

1379
00:55:17,887 --> 00:55:21,826
making no missteps
and wasting no time

1380
00:55:21,858 --> 00:55:26,396
to ensure a wonderful Christmas
morning for one and all.

1381
00:55:26,829 --> 00:55:28,298
So, you're saying
there's a chance?

1382
00:55:28,331 --> 00:55:30,734
Well... yes.

1383
00:55:30,768 --> 00:55:32,970
I suppose I am.

1384
00:55:33,003 --> 00:55:34,405
What are you waitin' for?

1385
00:55:34,905 --> 00:55:36,207
Go get 'em, elves!

1386
00:55:44,081 --> 00:55:46,416
My elf senses tell me
somebody was just here.

1387
00:55:46,817 --> 00:55:49,920
Ah, smells like stale crackers.

1388
00:55:49,952 --> 00:55:51,088
That's Grumper!

1389
00:55:51,121 --> 00:55:52,856
Grumper smells
like stale crackers?

1390
00:55:53,356 --> 00:55:54,992
- I never noticed.
- Oh, yeah!

1391
00:55:55,025 --> 00:55:56,227
And that's on a good day!

1392
00:56:00,998 --> 00:56:02,398
Shh!

1393
00:56:02,431 --> 00:56:04,033
Keep your eyes peeled.

1394
00:56:04,067 --> 00:56:05,101
It could be a trap!

1395
00:56:05,135 --> 00:56:06,471
Tingle has a point, Jingle.

1396
00:56:07,036 --> 00:56:08,038
This place seems empty

1397
00:56:08,338 --> 00:56:10,374
but someone was obviously
just here.

1398
00:56:10,807 --> 00:56:11,842
It makes no sense.

1399
00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:13,344
I agree! Hey...

1400
00:56:13,376 --> 00:56:15,311
if you had a stolen
flying sleigh

1401
00:56:15,344 --> 00:56:16,313
in a place like this

1402
00:56:16,579 --> 00:56:17,882
where would you stash it?

1403
00:56:17,914 --> 00:56:18,782
On the roof!

1404
00:56:22,552 --> 00:56:24,054
Do you see the sleigh anywhere?

1405
00:56:24,086 --> 00:56:25,188
No! Uh...

1406
00:56:25,222 --> 00:56:26,858
fan out and look around, elves!

1407
00:56:27,090 --> 00:56:28,259
Search every corner.

1408
00:56:28,291 --> 00:56:29,826
There you go, splitting us up
again.

1409
00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:32,062
Hah! Do we have to?

1410
00:56:32,094 --> 00:56:33,396
Come on, Tingle,
where's your backbone?

1411
00:56:33,864 --> 00:56:35,099
In my back!

1412
00:56:35,132 --> 00:56:36,400
And I'd like to keep it there!

1413
00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:38,502
Haven't you ever heard
of divide and conquer?

1414
00:56:38,902 --> 00:56:41,237
We could be playing
right into Grumper's hands!

1415
00:56:41,271 --> 00:56:44,242
Those tiny hands?
Ha! Whatever! Ha-ha.

1416
00:56:45,074 --> 00:56:48,111
Tiny hands?

1417
00:56:51,215 --> 00:56:53,083
These tiny hands...

1418
00:56:53,115 --> 00:56:55,385
single-handedly stole
Christmas

1419
00:56:55,418 --> 00:56:58,989
right out from under
your elfin noses, my friends!

1420
00:56:59,021 --> 00:57:00,490
So, it is you, after all!

1421
00:57:01,023 --> 00:57:02,192
We're not your friends, Grumper!

1422
00:57:02,391 --> 00:57:05,929
Oh, I dunno, we were
friends once...

1423
00:57:06,230 --> 00:57:07,597
we could be again.

1424
00:57:07,630 --> 00:57:09,098
Tingle!

1425
00:57:09,132 --> 00:57:11,001
Can't you see this elf
despises us?

1426
00:57:11,034 --> 00:57:12,202
He's right, Tingle!

1427
00:57:12,402 --> 00:57:14,505
But it doesn't have to be
that way!

1428
00:57:15,137 --> 00:57:18,942
These elves have never been
open to new ways of thinking

1429
00:57:18,976 --> 00:57:20,311
new ways of being!

1430
00:57:20,610 --> 00:57:23,614
But you, you're different,
aren't you?

1431
00:57:23,646 --> 00:57:25,315
Yes...

1432
00:57:25,349 --> 00:57:27,084
He's playing a mind trick!

1433
00:57:27,117 --> 00:57:28,152
It's a magic spell!

1434
00:57:28,518 --> 00:57:29,887
Don't listen to him, Tingle!

1435
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:31,454
Snap out of it, detective!

1436
00:57:31,487 --> 00:57:33,489
- Huh?
- He's out of it, Bingle!

1437
00:57:33,523 --> 00:57:35,126
The lights are on,
but no elf is home!

1438
00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:36,927
He's heading for the edge!

1439
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,162
Tingle, no!

1440
00:57:38,195 --> 00:57:39,396
Watch your step!

1441
00:57:39,429 --> 00:57:41,231
Stop, elf!

1442
00:57:41,498 --> 00:57:43,166
Huh? What?

1443
00:57:43,199 --> 00:57:45,869
Oh... oh!

1444
00:57:45,902 --> 00:57:48,304
You think you're the only one
who has elfin powers, Grumper?

1445
00:57:48,338 --> 00:57:50,608
Bah! You think you saved
your friend?

1446
00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,510
You only delay the inevitable!

1447
00:57:54,043 --> 00:57:55,945
Get them, Grus!

1448
00:57:55,978 --> 00:57:58,181
Me? Against three of them?

1449
00:57:58,215 --> 00:58:00,284
No way!

1450
00:58:00,317 --> 00:58:02,519
You worthless lizard!

1451
00:58:02,552 --> 00:58:04,989
See, this is why
nobody likes you.

1452
00:58:05,021 --> 00:58:07,424
The jig's up, Grumper!
Time to face the music.

1453
00:58:07,623 --> 00:58:09,593
Yeah! We know you took
Santa's sleigh.

1454
00:58:10,092 --> 00:58:12,495
Give the sleigh back, Grumper,
and we'll call it even.

1455
00:58:12,528 --> 00:58:15,266
Even? I don't think so!

1456
00:58:15,666 --> 00:58:18,102
Santa thinks he can
ban me from Christmas?

1457
00:58:18,402 --> 00:58:19,603
I'll show him!

1458
00:58:19,635 --> 00:58:21,572
You were stealing
Christmas gifts, Grumper!

1459
00:58:22,505 --> 00:58:25,041
That's a violation of North Pole
rule number one.

1460
00:58:25,074 --> 00:58:26,009
No stealing!

1461
00:58:26,043 --> 00:58:27,278
I was curious!

1462
00:58:27,945 --> 00:58:30,180
I was going to give them back!

1463
00:58:30,213 --> 00:58:31,981
That's easy
for you to say now.

1464
00:58:32,014 --> 00:58:32,982
You got caught.

1465
00:58:33,016 --> 00:58:34,619
And so have you!

1466
00:58:35,351 --> 00:58:37,454
Even if you three
make it out of here

1467
00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:39,624
you still won't have a Christmas

1468
00:58:40,056 --> 00:58:42,292
because the sun won't
rise today.

1469
00:58:42,693 --> 00:58:44,528
It's over, elves!

1470
00:58:45,027 --> 00:58:48,364
Tell Santa to kiss
his Christmas goodbye!

1471
00:58:48,398 --> 00:58:50,166
What does he mean,
the sun won't rise?

1472
00:58:50,199 --> 00:58:52,669
I don't know.
It must be dark magic.

1473
00:58:52,702 --> 00:58:55,072
He made a deal with Woodindra

1474
00:58:55,105 --> 00:58:58,643
the witch of the Northern Woods,
to black out the sun today.

1475
00:58:59,509 --> 00:59:01,211
- Woodindra?
- Yup.

1476
00:59:01,244 --> 00:59:02,346
Good luck with that.

1477
00:59:02,378 --> 00:59:03,547
Let's go, Grus.

1478
00:59:04,547 --> 00:59:06,583
See ya, suckers!

1479
00:59:07,150 --> 00:59:09,219
Great! What're we
gonna do now?

1480
00:59:09,251 --> 00:59:11,322
Now, we find Woodindra

1481
00:59:11,521 --> 00:59:13,223
the witch of the Northern Woods

1482
00:59:13,255 --> 00:59:15,224
and cut a better deal
to get our Christmas back.

1483
00:59:15,257 --> 00:59:16,492
Hey, Tingle!

1484
00:59:16,525 --> 00:59:18,094
Snap out of it, yeah?

1485
00:59:18,128 --> 00:59:19,496
Grumper is gone!

1486
00:59:19,528 --> 00:59:21,965
Phew! Sorry, guys.

1487
00:59:21,998 --> 00:59:23,667
I musta eaten
some bad porridge or something.

1488
00:59:24,101 --> 00:59:25,369
It's OK, Tingle.

1489
00:59:25,568 --> 00:59:27,070
We're just happy
you're still here.

1490
00:59:27,103 --> 00:59:28,271
Thanks!

1491
00:59:28,304 --> 00:59:30,573
Hey, where'd Grumper go?

1492
00:59:30,606 --> 00:59:32,476
Doesn't matter.
We have a date with a witch.

1493
00:59:32,675 --> 00:59:34,210
A witch?

1494
00:59:34,244 --> 00:59:36,681
Uh, can I just go back to sleep?

1495
00:59:37,114 --> 00:59:37,949
No! Come on!

1496
00:59:41,018 --> 00:59:42,353
Yikes!

1497
00:59:42,385 --> 00:59:43,753
What was that?

1498
00:59:43,786 --> 00:59:46,222
They're just animals, Cheer.

1499
00:59:46,523 --> 00:59:49,126
They'll leave us alone,
if we leave them alone.

1500
00:59:49,159 --> 00:59:50,528
I hope you're right.

1501
00:59:51,193 --> 00:59:54,398
I'm starting to have
second thoughts about this.

1502
00:59:54,664 --> 00:59:57,067
You're starting to have second
thoughts about Christmas?

1503
00:59:57,099 --> 00:59:58,469
No!

1504
00:59:58,501 --> 01:00:00,070
Second thoughts about
going to look

1505
01:00:00,103 --> 01:00:01,438
for Jingle, Bingle and Tingle.

1506
01:00:02,606 --> 01:00:05,142
It's not too late
for us to turn back yet.

1507
01:00:05,509 --> 01:00:06,777
What if we get lost

1508
01:00:06,809 --> 01:00:08,478
and can't find
our way back home?

1509
01:00:08,744 --> 01:00:10,380
I bet those three wondered
the same thing

1510
01:00:11,248 --> 01:00:13,117
but they forged onward!

1511
01:00:13,150 --> 01:00:15,353
And who knows, they might be
in Santa's sleigh as we speak!

1512
01:00:15,585 --> 01:00:16,787
You think so?

1513
01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:18,522
Stranger things have happened.

1514
01:00:19,056 --> 01:00:20,190
Keep an eye on the sky.

1515
01:00:20,222 --> 01:00:21,491
OK!

1516
01:00:21,525 --> 01:00:22,994
Yiiiikes!

1517
01:00:30,233 --> 01:00:32,103
I dunno about
this plan, you guys.

1518
01:00:32,402 --> 01:00:34,471
Looking for Grumper is one thing

1519
01:00:34,503 --> 01:00:36,507
but looking for... eurgh...
the wood witch...

1520
01:00:36,539 --> 01:00:38,808
is... it's quite another.

1521
01:00:38,842 --> 01:00:40,376
Wah, wah, wah!

1522
01:00:40,409 --> 01:00:41,711
Oh, listen to yourself, Tingle!

1523
01:00:42,211 --> 01:00:43,547
We thwarted Grumper

1524
01:00:43,579 --> 01:00:45,682
and he was the one behind
this whole mess!

1525
01:00:46,215 --> 01:00:47,784
Now, it's time to pull
ourselves together

1526
01:00:47,818 --> 01:00:49,286
and win one for Santa.

1527
01:00:49,485 --> 01:00:51,388
It's time to save Christmas.

1528
01:00:51,721 --> 01:00:54,391
Jingle's right, Tingle.
We've come this far.

1529
01:00:54,423 --> 01:00:55,592
There's no turning back now.

1530
01:00:55,858 --> 01:00:57,827
But it's after midnight!

1531
01:00:57,860 --> 01:00:59,629
That's the witching hour!

1532
01:00:59,663 --> 01:01:02,532
And we're going to find a witch.

1533
01:01:02,565 --> 01:01:05,535
I can't think of a worse thing
to do!

1534
01:01:05,568 --> 01:01:07,637
Well, I can't think
of anything worse

1535
01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:09,338
than having no Christmas today.

1536
01:01:09,371 --> 01:01:11,674
I second that.
We're elves, Tingle!

1537
01:01:11,708 --> 01:01:14,077
Everything we do,
we do for Christmas.

1538
01:01:14,110 --> 01:01:17,480
But what if this witch
is a mean witch?

1539
01:01:17,780 --> 01:01:21,418
She's buddies with Grumper,
so she can't be good.

1540
01:01:22,552 --> 01:01:24,155
What if she casts a spell on us

1541
01:01:24,387 --> 01:01:26,624
and turns us into sprouts,
or something?

1542
01:01:26,822 --> 01:01:29,359
Then, those goofy mushrooms
come and eat us!

1543
01:01:29,559 --> 01:01:30,827
Wow.

1544
01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:32,728
That's some imagination
you got there, Tingle.

1545
01:01:32,762 --> 01:01:34,364
What can I say?

1546
01:01:34,396 --> 01:01:36,232
You can beg my forgiveness

1547
01:01:36,266 --> 01:01:38,735
for trespassing
in my woods, gnome!

1548
01:01:39,536 --> 01:01:41,672
Huh? Who said that?

1549
01:01:41,871 --> 01:01:44,107
Bing, was that you?
Tell me that was you!

1550
01:01:44,141 --> 01:01:45,376
It wasn't me, guys.

1551
01:01:46,775 --> 01:01:48,377
It was her!

1552
01:01:48,411 --> 01:01:50,581
Ah! Woodindra!

1553
01:01:52,581 --> 01:01:56,286
Who dares travel
in my forest unannounced?

1554
01:01:56,686 --> 01:01:58,322
W-We do, ma'am!

1555
01:02:01,423 --> 01:02:02,659
S-Sorry to bother you!

1556
01:02:02,692 --> 01:02:04,094
Sorry, nothing!

1557
01:02:04,293 --> 01:02:05,628
And we're no gnomes.

1558
01:02:05,862 --> 01:02:07,231
We're the E.L.F Detectives!

1559
01:02:07,597 --> 01:02:09,200
I'm Detective Jingle.

1560
01:02:09,431 --> 01:02:10,833
And I'm Detective Bingle.

1561
01:02:10,867 --> 01:02:12,169
Tingle, here.

1562
01:02:13,302 --> 01:02:16,139
You gnomes are going to pay
for your transgression.

1563
01:02:16,405 --> 01:02:17,773
Do you hear me?

1564
01:02:17,806 --> 01:02:20,176
With all due respect,
Woodindra...

1565
01:02:20,476 --> 01:02:22,378
don't you think you've already
hurt us enough?

1566
01:02:22,411 --> 01:02:23,746
Already hurt you?

1567
01:02:24,547 --> 01:02:26,215
How so?

1568
01:02:26,248 --> 01:02:28,217
You teamed up
with that little creep, Grumper

1569
01:02:28,251 --> 01:02:30,221
to steal Santa's sleigh
and ruin Christmas.

1570
01:02:30,452 --> 01:02:32,322
That kinda thing's pretty high

1571
01:02:32,355 --> 01:02:33,791
on the naughty list,
if you ask us!

1572
01:02:34,190 --> 01:02:36,459
Ahh, yes!

1573
01:02:37,427 --> 01:02:40,331
I am guilty, E.L.F detectives

1574
01:02:40,597 --> 01:02:43,400
and I'd do it all again!

1575
01:02:43,632 --> 01:02:47,570
She is totally mean!

1576
01:02:47,603 --> 01:02:48,804
Rotten to the roots!

1577
01:02:48,838 --> 01:02:50,274
Woodindra, please!

1578
01:02:50,773 --> 01:02:52,675
We've come to ask you
to reconsider.

1579
01:02:53,275 --> 01:02:54,577
Lift the curse
on our Christmas

1580
01:02:54,777 --> 01:02:56,946
and return Santa's sleigh
to its rightful owner.

1581
01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:58,648
Why would I do that?

1582
01:02:59,782 --> 01:03:02,286
Santa Claus has never
once delivered

1583
01:03:02,318 --> 01:03:04,621
a present to me
on Christmas morning!

1584
01:03:05,688 --> 01:03:08,192
Nor have I ever received
an invitation

1585
01:03:08,224 --> 01:03:09,726
to the annual Christmas party

1586
01:03:09,759 --> 01:03:11,594
you North Polites throw.

1587
01:03:12,929 --> 01:03:15,231
And, if I can't have Christmas

1588
01:03:15,699 --> 01:03:17,534
then nobody can!

1589
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,469
Well, jeesh!

1590
01:03:19,501 --> 01:03:21,304
If you've been snubbed
that hard

1591
01:03:21,338 --> 01:03:22,873
you must be one seriously
naughty tree!

1592
01:03:23,306 --> 01:03:25,543
Now scam, gnomes!

1593
01:03:25,875 --> 01:03:29,280
Or, I'll turn you all
into poison ivy plants

1594
01:03:29,579 --> 01:03:32,917
to itch and scratch
for all eternity!

1595
01:03:33,382 --> 01:03:35,685
Poison ivy?
I hate poison ivy!

1596
01:03:35,885 --> 01:03:37,221
So do I!

1597
01:03:37,253 --> 01:03:38,556
But instead of fighting

1598
01:03:39,255 --> 01:03:40,423
why don't we make a deal

1599
01:03:40,456 --> 01:03:41,525
even better than your deal
with Grumper?

1600
01:03:42,626 --> 01:03:46,730
Allika, ballika, kalamazoo...

1601
01:03:46,963 --> 01:03:48,298
She's throwing magic!

1602
01:03:48,331 --> 01:03:49,666
Woodindra, wait!

1603
01:03:49,898 --> 01:03:52,603
Nobody has a bigger "in"
with Santa than we do!

1604
01:03:53,003 --> 01:03:54,771
If we can get you
a Christmas gift

1605
01:03:55,038 --> 01:03:57,474
and an invitation
to our Christmas party tonight

1606
01:03:57,940 --> 01:04:00,309
would you reconsider letting
the sun rise today?

1607
01:04:00,342 --> 01:04:01,711
Hmm...

1608
01:04:02,778 --> 01:04:05,282
can you serve sweet crepes
at the party?

1609
01:04:05,547 --> 01:04:07,217
Crepes? Uh, sure!

1610
01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:09,452
Mrs Claus has one heck
of a sweet tooth

1611
01:04:09,686 --> 01:04:11,521
and she can bake anything!

1612
01:04:11,554 --> 01:04:12,856
She'll serve whatever you like!

1613
01:04:12,889 --> 01:04:15,259
Even savoury galettes?

1614
01:04:15,291 --> 01:04:16,360
Yes!

1615
01:04:16,393 --> 01:04:18,028
You name it!
Even savoury galettes!

1616
01:04:18,061 --> 01:04:19,630
I see...

1617
01:04:19,996 --> 01:04:21,465
as for presents...

1618
01:04:22,398 --> 01:04:25,301
what about a silk pink ribbon
for my trunk?

1619
01:04:25,902 --> 01:04:28,005
I'm tired of being so plain.

1620
01:04:28,038 --> 01:04:30,673
If that's what makes you happy,
you got it!

1621
01:04:30,706 --> 01:04:33,609
And a set of steel tree trimmers

1622
01:04:33,643 --> 01:04:37,914
to keep my branches in place
and looking nice.

1623
01:04:37,947 --> 01:04:39,548
No worries.

1624
01:04:39,581 --> 01:04:41,417
I'll make a note of it,
and pass it to Santa himself.

1625
01:04:41,617 --> 01:04:42,820
You'd better.

1626
01:04:43,018 --> 01:04:44,354
Or else!

1627
01:04:44,554 --> 01:04:45,889
So, uh, Woodindra...

1628
01:04:46,690 --> 01:04:47,724
do we have a deal, then?

1629
01:04:47,923 --> 01:04:49,358
Yes!

1630
01:04:49,391 --> 01:04:50,693
We have a deal.

1631
01:04:50,893 --> 01:04:53,529
And it replaces your deal
with Grumper?

1632
01:04:53,563 --> 01:04:56,267
If you can deliver
the things you say

1633
01:04:57,434 --> 01:05:00,671
then Grumper's plan
is null and void.

1634
01:05:01,070 --> 01:05:02,505
So, the sun will rise
in the morning?

1635
01:05:02,706 --> 01:05:03,774
Yes!

1636
01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:09,413
Expect sunrise at 6:44am, sharp!

1637
01:05:09,778 --> 01:05:11,648
Yayyy!

1638
01:05:12,081 --> 01:05:13,951
Well, thank you so much,
Woodindra!

1639
01:05:14,483 --> 01:05:16,452
And Merry Christmas!

1640
01:05:16,485 --> 01:05:17,587
Humph.

1641
01:05:18,588 --> 01:05:22,660
Those are better
be some tasty crepes!

1642
01:05:26,996 --> 01:05:29,733
I think we're lost, Dorabelle!

1643
01:05:30,032 --> 01:05:32,068
We've passed
that spidery-looking tree

1644
01:05:32,101 --> 01:05:33,936
back there, three times!

1645
01:05:34,471 --> 01:05:36,472
We're going in circles!

1646
01:05:36,806 --> 01:05:37,974
Nonsense, Cheer.

1647
01:05:38,007 --> 01:05:40,010
We haven't strayed
from the path at all.

1648
01:05:40,510 --> 01:05:43,981
These trees just all look
the same after a while.

1649
01:05:44,681 --> 01:05:46,449
Plus, it's so dark,
how can you tell?

1650
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:49,418
I happen to have
eyesight like a bat.

1651
01:05:49,452 --> 01:05:50,754
Is that so?

1652
01:05:50,786 --> 01:05:53,422
- Yep!
- Bats are almost blind, Cheer.

1653
01:05:53,456 --> 01:05:54,825
Oh... well...

1654
01:05:56,393 --> 01:05:58,329
what's the animal
that can see real good at night?

1655
01:06:00,463 --> 01:06:01,431
Dorabelle!

1656
01:06:01,463 --> 01:06:02,666
- Cheer!
- Bingle!

1657
01:06:02,699 --> 01:06:04,034
- Jingle!
- Tingle!

1658
01:06:04,067 --> 01:06:05,436
Hi!

1659
01:06:05,668 --> 01:06:07,371
What are you two doing
out here?

1660
01:06:07,403 --> 01:06:09,106
You were supposed to hold down
headquarters!

1661
01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:10,539
We couldn't stay put.

1662
01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:12,141
Thinking of you elves out here
in danger

1663
01:06:12,175 --> 01:06:13,543
was just too much!

1664
01:06:13,576 --> 01:06:15,445
We had to at least come try
to help!

1665
01:06:15,677 --> 01:06:16,846
You don't have to worry
anymore.

1666
01:06:17,045 --> 01:06:18,547
Christmas is safe, you guys!

1667
01:06:18,581 --> 01:06:20,617
- It is?
- You betcha!

1668
01:06:20,650 --> 01:06:21,751
Incredible!

1669
01:06:22,117 --> 01:06:24,387
- But how?
- It's a long story.

1670
01:06:25,054 --> 01:06:26,556
How about we fill you in

1671
01:06:26,588 --> 01:06:28,958
over a big cup of hot cocoa
and marshmallows

1672
01:06:28,992 --> 01:06:30,427
after we get Santa back
on his sleigh?

1673
01:06:30,460 --> 01:06:31,728
It's a date!

1674
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:33,563
Now, let's go find
Santa's sleigh!

1675
01:06:33,596 --> 01:06:34,898
Woodindra told us
where we can find it.

1676
01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:36,500
Wood who?

1677
01:06:36,532 --> 01:06:37,500
Never mind!

1678
01:06:37,534 --> 01:06:38,969
Come on, guys!

1679
01:06:39,001 --> 01:06:40,737
We only have minutes
to get Santa on his way

1680
01:06:40,769 --> 01:06:43,139
delivering gifts before the sun
rises and the kids wake up.

1681
01:06:43,172 --> 01:06:44,507
Alright!

1682
01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:47,711
E.L.F detective agency
to the rescue!

1683
01:06:48,043 --> 01:06:49,545
- Hip, hip...
- Hooray!

1684
01:06:50,079 --> 01:06:53,016
I'd like to thank you,
my dear elves.

1685
01:06:53,048 --> 01:06:56,753
Bingle, Tingle, Jingle,
Dorabelle, and Cheer.

1686
01:06:57,987 --> 01:07:00,190
Against all odds...

1687
01:07:00,222 --> 01:07:02,659
you five hard-working elves

1688
01:07:02,692 --> 01:07:04,927
managed to save our holiday

1689
01:07:05,561 --> 01:07:07,431
and just in time!

1690
01:07:07,730 --> 01:07:09,965
Folks everywhere will never know

1691
01:07:09,998 --> 01:07:11,767
just how close we came

1692
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:15,038
to not celebrating Christmas
this year!

1693
01:07:15,070 --> 01:07:17,106
It all worked out
for the best, Santa!

1694
01:07:17,139 --> 01:07:20,710
Thanks to our new
E.L.F detective agency.

1695
01:07:20,742 --> 01:07:22,846
No thief, scoundrel or rascal

1696
01:07:22,878 --> 01:07:24,713
will ever get away
when we're on the beat!

1697
01:07:26,548 --> 01:07:28,083
Hopefully, everybody will be
on their best behaviour

1698
01:07:28,117 --> 01:07:29,586
in the new year,
so that we won't need

1699
01:07:29,619 --> 01:07:30,921
to go chasing after them.

1700
01:07:30,954 --> 01:07:33,457
The E.L.F detective agency
is back in business!

1701
01:07:33,655 --> 01:07:35,125
Ho-ho-ho!

1702
01:07:35,657 --> 01:07:38,060
And not a moment too soon!

1703
01:07:38,961 --> 01:07:40,630
Ho-ho-ho!

1704
01:07:40,864 --> 01:07:43,867
Merry Christmas to all

1705
01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:47,471
and to all, a happy new year!

1706
01:07:54,911 --> 01:07:57,947
♪ It's really cold
with a chance of snow ♪

1707
01:07:57,981 --> 01:08:00,217
♪ But I've been grinning
ear to ear ♪

1708
01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:03,954
♪ Crowds are rustling
everywhere I go ♪

1709
01:08:04,152 --> 01:08:06,589
♪ Spreading
that Christmas cheer ♪

1710
01:08:06,623 --> 01:08:07,923
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

1711
01:08:07,956 --> 01:08:10,092
♪ I trimmed the tree
and I put up the lights ♪

1712
01:08:10,659 --> 01:08:13,663
♪ Decked all the halls singing
Silent Night ♪

1713
01:08:14,163 --> 01:08:16,233
♪ I wrote my list and I checked
it twice ♪

1714
01:08:16,266 --> 01:08:17,967
♪ But it doesn't really matter ♪

1715
01:08:18,001 --> 01:08:19,802
♪ Who's naughty or nice ♪

1716
01:08:19,836 --> 01:08:21,939
♪ It's Christmas ♪

1717
01:08:22,137 --> 01:08:24,807
♪ Everyone's together ♪

1718
01:08:25,173 --> 01:08:27,711
♪ Nothing could be better ♪

1719
01:08:28,110 --> 01:08:31,113
♪ Come over
and celebrate with me ♪

1720
01:08:31,146 --> 01:08:34,051
- ♪ Hey, hey! ♪
- ♪ It's Christmas ♪

1721
01:08:34,617 --> 01:08:37,488
♪ Sharing all the good times ♪

1722
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:40,190
♪ Thankful
for this joyful night ♪

1723
01:08:40,222 --> 01:08:43,260
♪ It's Christmas, won't you
celebrate with me? ♪

1724
01:08:43,292 --> 01:08:44,693
♪ Hey, hey! ♪

1725
01:08:44,726 --> 01:08:47,596
♪ Pass the eggnog
and the pumpkin pie ♪

1726
01:08:47,630 --> 01:08:49,967
♪ Cos the turkey's already
gone ♪

1727
01:08:50,832 --> 01:08:53,636
♪ I know you seen me
under the mistletoe ♪

1728
01:08:53,670 --> 01:08:56,139
♪ But I'm not gonna
wait for long ♪

1729
01:08:57,573 --> 01:09:00,109
♪ No more presents
underneath the tree ♪

1730
01:09:00,143 --> 01:09:02,980
♪ All the little ones drifting
off to sleep ♪

1731
01:09:03,813 --> 01:09:05,916
♪ The new year's just
around the bend ♪

1732
01:09:06,149 --> 01:09:09,019
♪ But we never ever want
this night to end ♪

1733
01:09:09,284 --> 01:09:11,521
♪ It's Christmas ♪

1734
01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:14,257
♪ Everyone's together ♪

1735
01:09:14,823 --> 01:09:17,094
♪ Nothing can be better ♪

1736
01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:20,663
♪ Come over
and celebrate with me ♪

1737
01:09:20,697 --> 01:09:21,898
♪ Hey, hey! ♪

1738
01:09:21,930 --> 01:09:24,033
- ♪ It's Christmas ♪
- ♪ Christmas! ♪

1739
01:09:24,067 --> 01:09:26,603
♪ Sharing all the good times ♪

1740
01:09:27,069 --> 01:09:29,773
♪ Thankful for
this joyful night ♪

1741
01:09:30,038 --> 01:09:32,775
♪ It's Christmas, won't you
celebrate with me? ♪

1742
01:09:34,711 --> 01:09:40,083
♪ Open the door to hear
the carollers in harmony ♪

1743
01:09:41,016 --> 01:09:43,052
♪ Singing, "Oh, Holy Nights" ♪

1744
01:09:43,086 --> 01:09:46,722
♪ "Angels on high,
and love and peace" ♪

1745
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:58,935
♪ Hey, hey! ♪

1746
01:09:58,967 --> 01:10:00,036
♪ It's Christmas ♪

1747
01:10:00,069 --> 01:10:01,204
♪ It's Christmas! ♪

1748
01:10:01,237 --> 01:10:02,838
♪ Everyone's together ♪

1749
01:10:02,872 --> 01:10:04,240
♪ All together! ♪

1750
01:10:04,273 --> 01:10:06,141
♪ Nothing could be better ♪

1751
01:10:06,175 --> 01:10:07,344
♪ Oh! ♪

1752
01:10:07,377 --> 01:10:10,080
♪ Come over
and celebrate with me ♪

1753
01:10:10,279 --> 01:10:12,616
- ♪ Hey, yeah ♪
- ♪ It's Christmas ♪

1754
01:10:12,649 --> 01:10:15,318
- ♪ Ooooh ♪
- ♪ Sharing all the good times ♪

1755
01:10:15,350 --> 01:10:16,853
♪ Oh! ♪

1756
01:10:16,886 --> 01:10:18,822
♪ Thankful
for this joyful night ♪

1757
01:10:18,906 --> 01:10:21,992
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