LK/Alt!PT: Be the nigerian Prince

-- lobsterKingfin [LK] began trolling podiatristTango [PT] --
LK: Goodevening sirr, how árre you enjoying tonight?
PT: grEat!
PT: HOw arE yOu?
LK: Me?
LK: To be strrictly honest not thát grreát.
LK: On the verrge of deáth ás it werre.
PT: D:
PT: wHat?
LK: Oh, just worrk
LK: It's á delicáte mátterr
PT: wOrk iS killing yOu?
LK: Well, it will
PT: D:
LK: It's á delicáte mátterr
LK: I lost á rrátherr grreát sum of money.
PT: tHat'S awful!
LK: I
LK: I wásn't áctuálly expecting á sympáthetic rresonse
PT: rEally?
LK: I guess I expected most trrolls to just láugh át my misforrtune
PT: tHat'S mEan!
LK: it's rrárre to find á trrustworrthy soul
PT: glad tO HElp!
LK: Well I feel comforrtáble with shárring the rrest of my tále of woe, if you don't mind
PT: gO aHEad!
LK: I'm án off worrld trroll serrving in his Imperrious Condescension's conquests.
LK: Án áccountánt, ususuálly á rrátherr cushy ánd sáfe job.
PT: OOOOOOH cOOOl!
LK: I know whát you'rre thinking.
LK: I could get á much higherr position of powerr becáuse of my blood but I'm not á trroll of much ámbition ánd I despise t violence.
PT: mE tOO
LK: Áh, we háve much in common you ánd I
LK: Is it too much to cáll you á frriend?
PT: gO aHEad!
LK: Well frriend, whát háppened is I áccidentálly trránsferred this perrigee's evisprrocket budget to án Álterrnián áccount.
LK: Ás you know, án off worrlderr like my self is forrbidden to rreturrn to the homeplánet, even electrronicálly
PT: D:
LK: I know, it's prretty much lost to me now...
LK: unless...
PT: unlESS?
LK: You might be áble to help me sáve my neck.
LK: I cán árrrránge forr the funds trránsferred overr to you ánd then you send them báck to me.
LK: I'll even give you á 20% cut.
LK: I'll sáy evisprrocket prrices suddenly jumped
PT: Okay!
LK: I just need yourr bánk áccount detáils
LK: ánd just á smáll setting up fee
PT: SurE!
PT: HOw mucH iS tHE fEE?
LK: Oh not á lot, just 10000 ceágárrs
LK: The ámount trránsferred will be 73 million
PT: :O
LK: Yourr 20% cut of thát is 13600000
PT: Okay, juSt lEt mE gEt yOu tHE numbErS!
PT: :|
PT: my luSuS wOn't lEt mE uSE tHE accOunt!
LK: Oh, he won't?
PT: yEaH!
PT: D:
LK: D:
LK: Why not?
LK: Háve you told him it's literrálly á mátterr of life ánd deáth?
PT: yEaH!
PT: HE dOESn't bEliEvE yOu!
LK: He doesn't?
PT: nO!
LK: Why I'm shocked!
PT: >:|
PT: yEaH!
LK: Couldn't you... just give me the áccount numberr?
PT: HE kEEpS it.
LK: Well, I guess this goodbye frriend
PT: byE!
LK: I'll prrobáblly be culled by my boss forr this
LK: D:
PT: SOrry i cOuldn't HElp.
PT: DDDDDDDDDD:
LK: Some frriend you turrned out to be
PT: SOrry!
PT: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:::::::::::::::::::::::;;
LK: Smilies árren't going to get my money báck!
PT: i knOOOOOOw!
PT: i wiSH i cOuld HErp!
LK: Just get thát áccount numberr you little squirrt!
LK: Be underrhánded!
PT: HOw?
LK: I don't know, think of something
LK: Tell him you need it forr something else
PT: i'm nOt gOOd at tHinking.
PT: :T
LK: It's á good job you háve á frriend like me then!
LK: Whát árre you into?
PT: faSHiOnS
PT: and SHOES
PT: MY GOG ALL THESE SHOES
LK: Well tell yourr lusus you wánt to buy some rreálly grreát shoes
PT: Okay!
PT: HE Still SayS nO.
PT: and nOw HE'S mad cauSE i liEd tO Him.
LK: Why did I háve to pick the trroll who's too stupid to con!
PT: wHat?
LK: I'm conning you, you morron!
PT: yOu'rE lying?
PT: D:
PT: tHat'S nOt nicE!
LK: Yes, I don't áctuálly wánt to be frriends with you
LK: I wánt yourr money
LK: Whát's yourr lusus?
PT: yOu'rE a HOrriblE trOll!
PT: HE'S piSSEd Off!
LK: I ám á genius trroll!
LK: You'rre á morron who couldn't even ápprreciáte my cunning plán until it wás pointed out to you
PT: yOu'rE tHE mOrrOn!
LK: It would háve worrked if it werren't forr yourr pissed of lusus
PT: i SHOuld liStEn tO Him mOrE.
PT: HE StEErS mE away frOm mEaniES likE yOu!
LK: I háve á láckey thát speciálizes in ánimál pests....
PT: i HavE a SHut tHat SpEcializES in up!
LK: touché misterr...
PT: >:)
LK: You háven't heárrd the lást of Strrávo Keyserr! Goodbye!
-- lobsterKingfin [LK] gave up trolling podiatristTango [PT] --