Hank-nanigans

<Rat> vms setheight rat 11ft
-Mechamaw/#bigfurs- Setting Height to 11.00 feet
<Rat> vms getweight rat
-Mechamaw/#bigfurs- rat weighs 829.87 kilograms.
<Rat> Really? Does that seem a little heavy to you guys?
<Corydonn|400ft> Not for 11 feet tall
<Rat> I'm meant to be a hefty 11 foot rat
<Rat> Could you give me an accurate weight to set? I'm not good at measurements.
* Ransoogard pokes his face out of a floor vent. "That's a pretty big mouse."
<Rat> Oy
<Rat> Rat =/= Mouse, boy
<Rat> Or girl idk
<Corydonn|400ft> Well actually I was going by pounds. You would be a pretty hefty fellow at 11 feet then
<Zarya[5in]> Squeak.
<Rat> Good. :3
<Ransoogard> v.v Psshh, like... don't have a cow, man.
<Ransoogard> PFF... but yes, I know. o.o Just being mischievous.
* Hank sticks his nose down in the vent to sniff out the fox
<Corydonn|400ft> T'would be about a 300 pound 6 foot person
<Zarya[5in]> Hefty is right. :o
<Rat> Perfect.
* Ransoogard is nowhere to be seen. Eventually when Hank sticks his nose deep enough though something is felt to cling to it. Something fox-shaped.
<Komma> Hefty is... fun. :D
* Hank flares his nostrils with a puff of warm air, then sees if he can lift the fox-shaped object out of the vent along with his schnoz.
* Komma ahems.
<Zarya[5in]> It's the best
<Zarya[5in]> c.c
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* Corydonn|400ft nods
<Biggest_Burr> Howdy all
* Ransoogard keeps a tight grip, the little guy dragged out without a fight. O.O He hangs by Hank's nose.
<Ransoogard> This is mine. I found this.
<Ransoogard> It was abandoned. Finders keepers, man.
<Beherit> -3-
* Zarya[5in] yanks on Beherit's tail o.o
* Hank grins, and slurps up across the white fox handily "Oh no, but I need my nose."
* Beherit picks the tinycoon up off his feet by hefting the spade.  Slaps it down on the coon.  WHUD~CRUNCH!!
<Beherit> :3~
* Beherit repeats a few times.  WHUD WHUD WHUD.
<Zarya[5in]> >.<
* Ransoogard frowns, the fox shakes his head at Hank. :o "No no, I can let you borrow it though."
<Ransoogard> For a fee, of course.
* Ransoogard kicks at Hank's tongue once or twice as it licks him. Nothing too hard.
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* Hank considers it for a moment before taking the kicking to mean "Let me in, let me in" which is permitted by the fuzz of his chinny--- nah this doesn't work.  It does mean there's suddenly a great deal of wolfmaw around Ransoogard though.  In every direction, sloshing 'em around a bit.
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* Ransoogard looks mildly inconvenienced at the licks, fox's face only worried as he suddenly is deposited into Hank's rather massive maw. He yelps for a moment before he's utterly engulfed. "What the heck. I didn't sign up f- GRRRK!"
<Beherit> Rrrf. u.u  *reclines in his chair, satisfied with the coon abuse*
<Beherit> Mmmm good day.
* Canis is now known as Hellshep-22ft
<Corydonn|400ft> G'day
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* Hellshep-22ft evilly holds up the piston lever for Beherit's chair so he can sink down
* Zarya[5in] climbs up Beherit's leg and flumps across a thigh.
* Hank rolls a fox about this way and that, being sure they get a good chance to look or feel the reasoning behind My What Big Teeth You Have before depositing them into a waiting hand.
<Hank> I don't recall signing away my nose so I think we're about even, fox.
* Beherit kneads coon skull between thumb and forefinger pads while he slowly sinks down in his chair. -.-
* Ransoogard gets tumbled and rolled about, in a washing machine of teeth and drool before Hank spits him out. He coughs and wheezes a bit as fresh air is made available to him again. "...grrk ...you're k-kinda mean, dude."
<Beherit> Grrrf..  I've been feeling so good since I got back from MFF I've been staying up late drawing.  Guuh.. not enough sleep now.
* Hellshep-22ft inspects Beherit's chair, learning that it swivels :V
<Ransoogard> v.v You have no mercy for the East Coast folk, B.
<Ransoogard> You go much too late and I'm forced to watch. You force my hand.
<Beherit> PFFFT.  East is for the beast.  Monster food.
<Beherit> :]
<Hellshep-22ft> West is best
<Hellshep-22ft> for beasts :V
<Beherit> Das right. o3o
<Hellshep-22ft> Ooooh I'm so glad you agree Beh
* Hellshep-22ft grins all sharply
<Ransoogard> Enjoy your dirty Pacific Ocean.
* Zarya[5in] can confirm beastliness of eastliness.
<Beherit> o.o
* Hank pushes a thumb to Rans' chest and just rolls it up to push drool out of the fuzz, "Mean?  Nah."
<Hank> Also I'm on the West Coast of the East Coast, so I have it the best.
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* Zarya[5in] nips at Beherit's fingertips o.o
* Beherit keeps grope-squeezing and kneading the coon in his monster mitt.
<Ransoogard> v.v Hope you enjoy the oldies down there, Hank.
<Zarya[5in]> Snowbirds Take Flight!
<Ransoogard> That's where people get sent to die. You're so screwed if the world goes down zombie apocalypse style.
* Hank presses a bit more, "Old people like you, right?"
* Hellshep-22ft knows a few places where mortals get sent to die :V
* Ransoogard grunts and tenses up his gut. He pushes back Hank's thumb in a bit of frustration. "No. Not like me."
<Ransoogard> I'm staying young forever.
<Ransoogard> :u I have to figure out some way to become a vampire or something to just make that bit come true.
<Hellshep-22ft> I get your soul when you die
<Zarya[5in]> disagree
<Hellshep-22ft> If he disagrees then I automatically own it
* Hank grins and chomps at the air at Ransoogard, "How about we turn you into a werewolf?"
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* Ransoogard 's brow lifts up in an incredulous expression. "I... don't know about that. I rather like being a fox."
<Ransoogard> Maybe Ashen will take you up on that? I don't know if its possible to really change his physiology permanently though in any real meaningful way, though.
<Ransoogard> He'd probably just reset after deforming once.
<Tyshark> it's kinda easy really
* Hellshep-22ft can probably provide such a service.
<Hank> It explains why he's always eating, the chub can't stay in.
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<Tyshark> you just grab him and--hellshep go away these are my plans
<Ransoogard> I think Ashen is just a major glutton.
<Hank> Well he's your... cousin I guess.
<Ransoogard> And general hedonist regarding a few things.
<Ransoogard> And his odd anatomy allows for it.
<Zarya[5in]> What a weird wolf.
* Zarya[5in] nodnods.
<Ransoogard> |v He's just a friend. Not family. Maybe somehow related, considering the whole fire motif. That's about it.
<Hank> Strange wolf, but I like 'im
<Hellshep-22ft> I can do many such things Tyshark :V
<Hellshep-22ft> Removing your smell is beyond my ability however
<Hellshep-22ft> Stinkyfish.
* Hank takes the moment to roll his hands together with a fox between them, and then try to dry the white not yet immortal fluff being off with his chest.  Good as new.
* Tyshark bites Hellshep-22ft
<Tyshark> not a fish
<Hellshep-22ft> Feesh
* Tyshark hfufs