There once lived a hero. A protagonist of sorts. A mechanical robotic man. An autist. A posi vibes poster and a huge pokemon fan. Once. Very heavily emphasizing the word once here.

What I'm trying to say is that James C Hurley is no more. He died. Some people say it was because he was too positive, things needed to be put to a stop. Others say it was because he wasn't funny. Those are the type of people I neg because I hate what people think is and isn't funny on here. Other people blame it on posting too much, which I could agree with but with but this was...certainly...more...sinister...

@Mascis has died! He was!

[spoiler]
You are...


James "The Protagonist Formerly known as JC." Hurley
You are pretty autistic. I think that shows from appreciating Smash64 over Melee to be perfectly honest, but you're an innocent kid, and maybe not the hero we deserve, but you are the hero town needs.

Once, during the day phase, you may post " I am the hero this town needs" and tag the game moderators. They will publicly announce your affiliation.

You are aligned with ACTUAL LITERAL CERTIFIED DGZ TOWN and you win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
[/spoiler]

And speaking of Smash, last night, at around 4:30 AM, MMF was practicing his tech skill while listening to his favorite show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", quoting it perfectly along the way and hot boxing up his living room with his vape.

He was posting one of his stupid fucking charts on reddit about stupid fucking Ice Climbers and stupid fucking bullshit like that and laughing at stupid fucking bullshit posts stupid fucking bullshit posters posted on stupid fucking bullshit boards. Then suddenly...

his front door opened, and it wasn't because his door was really shitty this time. Like that shit flies the fuck open on the oddest times and he doesn't lock it. If you're going to break into Dennis Frogman's house all you need is a fucking electric fan. That shit swings the fuck open, but anyway, that shit came flying open, and a tall, dark figure was standing above him, only because he was sitting down playing Melee cuz Matty boy is over 6 feet tall, but none the less, he was getting night killed, and in that moment he said:

"Mafia sucks."

@Malcolm @Malcolm's Multi died! He was!

[spoiler]
You are...


Detective Dennis "MMF" "Ice Climber Player" "The only games worth my time are Melee and Yu-Gi-Oh!" Frogman

A living legend, I could go really into depth with lots of flavor about who the fuck you are, where you come from and all that jazz but 1. I don't have time for that and I didn't have time beforehand to write flips, and 2. everyone already knows your epic fucking adventure to become who you are and those who don't probably don't deserve to know. I'll just say that he was born in the mind of Matthew Ferguson Cashiola at a young age and then something about having an epiphany in the fucking woods.

Anyway.

Unfortunately you're not really involved in many games unless you have to be. What you can do though, is vape, wear girly fucking clothes on your masculine as fuck body, make disgusting fucking brownie things that taste like charcoal, buy kids food, and more importantly, make fucking stat charts on anything in existence.

In your short time on MafiaGroundz you've perfected the art of making arbitrary stat charts on mafia players, so go ahead and do that.

Once per night, select a player, you will learn their ability, but not their affiliation.

You are aligned with ACTUAL LITERAL CERTIFIED DGZ TOWN and you win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
[/spoiler]

The day ends in 24 hours or whenever a Majority of 7 is reached.