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  1. 4 aliens try to learn English. They agree to each listen to things humans say a lot, and meet up later. The aliens go to an opera house, playground, martial arts studio, and an open market.
  2. That night, the aliens meet up at the town square, where the sheriff is investigating a murder. At this point, the aliens try to talk to humans. The sheriff asks, “Does anyone want to confess?” The first sings “MiMiMiMiMi” The sheriff asks “why did you do it?” The 2nd alien replies “It’s fun!” The sheriff then asks “how did you murder him?” The 3rd alien replies “karate chop!” After hearing the 10 year sentence, the final alien shouts “That’s nowhere near enough!”
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