Dry Bowser and Toadette Run Away

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: A three parter that is wrapped up into one here.
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Dry Bowser and Toadette were at one of the various volcanoes at the Grumble Volcano racetrack, the two looking around to see that things were not what it seems as everything was filled up to the brim with chocolate.
"Eww!" Toadette remarked in disgust as she squinted her eyes. "Where did all this chocolate come from?"
"I bet someone took a shit and didn't even bother to wipe..." Dry Bowser grumbled as he inspected the brown sugary substance, squinting his beady orange eyes. "It's not the first time crap has happened here..."
Toadette's stomach growled, which caused the volcano to shake violently as it began erupting, with Dry Bowser and Toadette looking at each other as chocolate splashed on them.
Toadette: Eep! That was hot, and it ruined by perfect pink dress!
Dry Bowser: Forget about that, kid! Just run!"
Dry Bowser then used his magic to open up awarp, dashing right into it with Toadette as the volcano full of chocolate collapsed on itself.
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Dry Bowser and Toadette were now at a snowy summit as they were running away in a blizzard, seeing the Ice Climbers doing a weird homage in the distance as they looked at each other.
"Just what are they doing?" Toadette remarked as she pulled out a pair of binoculars from her white diaper.
"It looks like... they're doing a spoof?" Dry Bowser remarked in confusion as he scratched the back of his boney head.
"If I pull this off, will you cry?" Nana stated as she and Popo were in a torn apart plane that was hanging on the tip of an iceberg.
"It will be extremely painful..." Popo stated in a muffled voice as he had his blue parka tucked over his mouth.
Nana smirked, licking her lips about. "You're a cool guy."
"For you." Popo responded as he then whacked Nana on the head with his wooden mallet and froze her up.
"...what the fuck just happened?" Dry Bowser and Toadette stated in unison, with Toadette farting a thunderous tuba toot that caused an avalanche to occur, burying the two. Luckily, Dry Bowser managed to dig his way out of the snow, pulling the frozen Toadette out as they went through another warp in time and space.
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Dry Bowser and Toadette were running through the populated city of the Neo Bowser City, with the streets wet from the constant rain as they barely avoided the traffic that was speeding by, with Toadette wearing Toad's clothing as she also had legs for some reason.
"All right, I think we managed to make it in one piece..." Dry Bowser stated as he took a glance around, rolling his boney arms around. "Now, let's see just what is going on."
"I hope it's not something serious..." Toadette stated as suddenly meteors began raining down on the rainy city. "Eep! I spoke too soon!"
Dry Bowser: (groans and slaps forehead) You JUST had to say something about the situation, didn't you?
Toadette: Well, you did say something about it too, right? I mean, it's not like-
Suddenly an enormous meteor crashed the city, WITH NO SURVIVORS.
...except Dry Bowser turned out fine, since he was already undead, y'know from being a skeleton and all. he pulled a squashed Toadette out of the rubble, chuckling.
"Well, at least that's the end of it." Dry Bowser stated as he noticed it began raining normally again.
Toadette: (groans in pain) Oh shut up.
THE END