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[5:46 PM] Constantine: By the way BV we love the combat doctrine video :smile: I was even featured in it so I'm a fan.
[5:46 PM] (HoK) Sebille: lol
[5:47 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Im disappointed that the video didn't have a clown car in it.
[5:47 PM] (HoK) Sebille: or your throne mi'lord
[5:47 PM] (HoK) Sebille: lol
[5:47 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: We all know that Hyperion is the game's premier circus act far exceeding that of even the might PT Barnum's theatrics.
[5:47 PM] [BV] FreshMango55: The war will end when Azzerhoden comes and kisses the foot of Karl before the mountain throne.(edited)
[5:48 PM] (HoK) Sebille: i do gud cart wheel
[5:48 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Im the bearded lady. Manus is the strongman. Constantine is the beast boy.
[5:48 PM] Constantine: I'm currently writing a new chapter of combat doctrine based on FU tactics. Chapter 1:  Exploits, Hacks, Scripts and how to use them
[5:48 PM] (HoK) Sebille: thats more of a Goon thing
[5:48 PM] Constantine: Nah we've seen you guys do all that many a time.
[5:48 PM] (HoK) Sebille: hmm must be spreading then
[5:49 PM] Constantine: Goons are just bad at it cuz they do the really big hacks and they get caught.
[5:49 PM] Allectus: No hackusations
[5:49 PM] (HoK) Sebille: lol
[5:49 PM] [WSX] Azzerhoden Razeri: So, what you are saying is Karl has a foot fetish?  I don't, so he will continue to go through life disappointed.
[5:49 PM] [BV] FreshMango55: Nobody said you'd be willing.
[5:50 PM] Allectus: I'm just saying it for your benefit as it can get you discord muted
[5:50 PM] Allectus: But I guess let's start more problems
[5:51 PM] [WSX] Azzerhoden Razeri: @[BV] FreshMango55 Unwillingness is something I am sure you are used to dealing with.
[5:51 PM] (HoK) Sebille: its not an accusation if the devs know something was up when the entire episode of the ESG claim and the shinanigans that went with it
[5:52 PM] Allectus: Words can't be taken back without apology constantine
[5:53 PM] instantinfidel: @(HoK) Sebille and yet no one was banned because goons had reported the exploit several weeks prior and were exonerated by the logs!
[5:53 PM] instantinfidel: je cuse
[5:54 PM] [BV] FreshMango55: @[WSX] Azzerhoden Razeri Very generic, try harder.

[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: and around and around we go
[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: alright here i'll say it
[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: everyone in the hyperion and esg alliances is a hacker
[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: all of them
[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: to a man
[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: ban them
[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: no one can lose that many fights in a row without outside interference
[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: oh wait
[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: you can
[5:56 PM] instantinfidel: it's called being bad

[5:57 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: No, your not a big bad kabal. Some Goons are good people, but on the whole as an organization you are a stew of toxic douchbags.
[5:58 PM] (HoK) Sebille: ^
[5:58 PM] Constantine: @Karl  I was more angry at myself than that guys that killed me. That kind of stupid deserved punishment
[5:58 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Most of you cant even stand each other half the time
[5:58 PM] instantinfidel: a stew of toxic douchebags that's beating you
[5:58 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: shrug
[5:58 PM] instantinfidel: be correct
[5:58 PM] instantinfidel: says more about you tbh
[5:58 PM] (HoK) Sebille: lol goons aint doing shit if its anything its the proper FU groups like BV
[5:58 PM] (HoK) Sebille: and Maples that are hurting us
[5:59 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: I think you mean, marginally making any progress and only doing so with the assistance of the entire feudal union because Goons can do it by themselves?
[5:59 PM] Karl: Eh I think most of us have fleed or yielded accidently in combat when first starting out. Usually it's a mistake someone only makes one time.
[5:59 PM] (HoK) Sebille: Goons are just along for the ride by the looks of it
[5:59 PM] instantinfidel: well i dunno where hyperion is because it isn't defending their base :frowning:
[5:59 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Yeah silly us we were out looking for pvp. The rest of you were only doing PVB against undefended claims because evidently you don't pvp.
[6:00 PM] (HoK) Sebille: if only you knew what the rest of hyperion was at while you guys where Player versing house
[6:00 PM] (HoK) Sebille: lol
[6:00 PM] instantinfidel: you too can be a goon for the low price of :tenbux:
[6:00 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Its not like you didnt deliberately avoid us or anything LOL
[6:00 PM] [BV] FreshMango55: @(KHANS) Cian Khan "The Entire assistance of the whole FU", you realise your groups arn't so different, your island is filled with multiple different groups that all support eachother, it's sort of the same thing.
[6:00 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Yeah Mango but Goons like to pretend they do it all alone and unafraid
[6:00 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Which is not even close to the truth
[6:00 PM] Constantine: @Karl Well yup that was my first and last time. Fuck yield anyways, now its fight and die to the last.
[6:01 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Not to mention FU+Goons is actually way larger than us in raw numbers and always has been.
[6:01 PM] instantinfidel: i like to think of us as the idiot little brother FU lets tag along to fights
[6:01 PM] instantinfidel: we also get the controller that isn't plugged on during splitscreen halo maps
[6:01 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Prosperity liked to brag about having 400+ members. That alone was more than Hyperion had since the game started lol

[6:02 PM] instantinfidel: hey whatever floats your boat
[6:02 PM] instantinfidel: or your island w/e
[6:02 PM] instantinfidel: gotta get your rocks off somehow
[6:03 PM] Hyr: singing soprano?
[6:03 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: heh
[6:03 PM] instantinfidel: you guys have been blueballing us all day
[6:03 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: You guys? Naa I been on a plane all day
[6:03 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: I can't blue ball anyone

[6:03 PM] instantinfidel: "the entirety of hyperion was on a flight today that's why we didn't fight"
[6:04 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Like the mighty morphin Hyperion power rangers
[6:04 PM] (HoK) Sebille: yeh we had a group flight
[6:04 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: King Manus is actually Zordon
[6:04 PM] (HoK) Sebille: we all RP'd on the plane over
[6:04 PM] Hyr: lol
[6:04 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: A giant floating head in space
[6:04 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Im the pink Hyperion ranger
[6:04 PM] (HoK) Sebille: lol dibs being the brooding one
[6:04 PM] Hyr: dips on green
[6:04 PM] Hyr: only cool one ever
[6:04 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: hugh Manus is the giant ugly skanky witch lady from the original power rangers

[6:06 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: You know what I was wrong.
[6:06 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: King Manus is more like Gandolf.
[6:06 PM] (HoK) Sebille: white or gray?
[6:06 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Full of wisdom and a wizard is never late.

[7:31 PM] Grande: @[WSX] Azzerhoden Razeri where you guys at? not putting out much of a fight for all the smack you were talking
[7:31 PM] Joon: Where are your trees hyperion
[7:34 PM] Tierus: @Grande  come to Wessex, will glady give you a fight
[7:37 PM] [WSX] Azzerhoden Razeri: @Grande I'm right here bro - where are you?
[7:37 PM] [WSX] Azzerhoden Razeri: You were here for a moment - then you left
[7:37 PM] Grande: your hiding on your walls
[7:37 PM] Grande: letting your allies die
[7:37 PM] [WSX] Azzerhoden Razeri: Oh, you mean not running out to meet your charge?
[7:38 PM] [WSX] Azzerhoden Razeri: you sober bro?
[7:38 PM] Grande: all the khans just ran into a house and prayed away :frowning:

[8:03 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: So whatever.
[8:03 PM] JustinTyme: ...what?
[8:03 PM] [BV] Suntuz: you all just got wrecked that was the fight you wanted and still talking shit go on run your propaganda its old
[8:03 PM] Sgttater: :sinner: All I hear is the gurgling of our balls. Last I checed we are still inside Citta

[8:04 PM] [BV] FreshMango55: @(KHANS) Cian Khan What's wrong Khans afraid of 2 people standing on the 2nd floor of your house while you have 8 guys downstairs?(edited)
[8:04 PM] [BV] Suntuz: hyeperion battle docterin run inside the house all 15 of you when we push up
[8:04 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: I wouldn't know. I'm on a business trip lol

[8:04 PM] [BV] Suntuz: nice pictures of it
[8:05 PM] Sgttater: :rip: Business trip 9 feet under citta
[8:05 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Nope. Some of us actually have to do work stuff on weekends.
[8:05 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Evidently in Russia they dont do that on Sundays
[8:05 PM] [PROS] Skuf: Well some of us were smart enough to get jobs that don't make you work weekends.

[8:06 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Get a real job
[8:06 PM] JustinTyme: ....what?
[8:06 PM] Moose: So a Dr. is  dumb?
[8:06 PM] ApocCali: Call me Docpoc
[8:06 PM] [BV] Suntuz: some of them are DR pHILL IS A FUCKEN MORN HES A DOCTOR SO YES
[8:07 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: :hamburger:
[8:08 PM] [PROS] Skuf: Right, which is why my tax rate, prior to the God Emporor Trump's tax reform, was 28%. You're not hitting that flipping burgers sweet cheeks.

[8:16 PM] BlazingZero: yo why did you guys wait till we had crushed your bros to show up
[8:17 PM] BlazingZero: if you had all been together we might have gotten stomped
[8:17 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: I don't even know who you are shrug can't answer the question
[8:17 PM] BlazingZero: im a bad person who plays this game with goons
[8:17 PM] BlazingZero: and we stomped everything on your island
[8:17 PM] BlazingZero: tonight
[8:18 PM] BlazingZero: we arent even good at this game
[8:18 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Yes well lets see. Given most of us have families, real lives, job, etc. Sunday doesn't work for us. Sorry to ruin your ultimate victory. Most of us can't be F'd to show up for JH on sundays.
[8:18 PM] BlazingZero: well you should have spread the word
[8:18 PM] BlazingZero: also nice strawman
[8:18 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Call it a victory if you want. I call it more of throwing the game in favor of more important stuff to do

("We didn't want that <whatever> anyway.")

[8:19 PM] BlazingZero: its a bad explanation because it dodges the question
[8:19 PM] BlazingZero: but expecting good faith arguments, internet
[8:19 PM] BlazingZero: well
[8:19 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Why were the three people we could spare late to the party?
[8:19 PM] BlazingZero: here we are
[8:20 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Thats a stupid question to begin with.
[8:20 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: Its not even relevent given the fact that three people won't turn the tide of that battle.
[8:20 PM] (KHANS) Cian Khan: So in the grand scheme of things that question doesn't even deserve an answer

[9:04 PM] [WSX]Lukas Stormwind: Well good fight, it whas fun, im guesing im the idiote who turned up :smile: and yea we got ass handed, but it whas still fun, and shows me where i need to practis :wink: and also just to point out one thing, we ad Wessex never quit becourse things get Hard, we learn and show that we will not back down
[9:06 PM] [WSX]Lukas Stormwind: and i agree with Chase, you guys foght good tonight, will be looking foreward to next battle
[9:34 PM] (LAUN) Maldred Rykus: I generally enjoy my times fighting with FU, gets really exciting. However I can't usually manage better than a 2 v 1
[9:36 PM] 🏹𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔢 𝔅𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱🏹: Just to understand....

(LAUN) Maldred Rykus - Today at 11:34 PM
I generally enjoy my times fighting with FU, gets really exciting. However I can't usually manage better than a 2 v 1

Are you stating that You usually can't manage to fight 1 guy with You and someone else? Because thats the way you said it I think?

[9:38 PM] (LAUN) Maldred Rykus: Nono, sorry.
[9:38 PM] (LAUN) Maldred Rykus: I often over-extend and get surrounded by multiple opponents
[9:38 PM] (LAUN) Maldred Rykus: If I fight defensively I can hold my own against two people at once, any more than that and I'll likely die.
[9:41 PM] (LAUN) Maldred Rykus: I just mis wrote that, should have said 'I can't usually manage better than a 1v2'
[11:42 PM] Sgttater: what is LAUN?
[11:43 PM] Qtapa: Guild ticker
[11:43 PM] Zenjamin: Probably Fiefdom of Launceston
[11:47 PM] Zenjamin: I really enjoy fighting Hyperion.  I usually can't manage more than me vs 10 of their guys at the same time.  Because I said it like that, it's 100% fact.  It also indicates that I am a tremendous fighter, if you didn't already understand that.  It's nice to be able to claim such a thing because there is no proof whatsoever to back up my claim - but I can spruik useless propaganda all the same.
[11:55 PM] 🏹𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔢 𝔅𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱🏹: Where is Pheonix Rising my map isn't showing kingdoms?
-- Feb 12 2018 --