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- [color=#FF0000][size=299]19. The Ultimate Evil[/size][/color]
- [b][size=200]Bang it-Tro aldrig på en dreng med lille dong (Never trust a boy with tiny dong)[/b][/size]
- [size=150][b][color=#FF0000]Dumpy Trumpy and Machete Boy feat. I-T and Team Bazooka[/b][/color][/size]
- [b]Melodies:[/b] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waU75jdUnYw]The Weeknd - Earned It[/url]
- [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYM6WNxE2Yw]TopGunn - Man Kan Ikke Stole På En Pige Med En Lille Røv[/url]
- [b]Languages: [/b]Xhosa, Hindi, English, Danish
- For the first time in 24 editions, they were back.
- The Evilean delegation, numbered 69 in total, was waiting at the Green Room. It was a relatively smaller delegation compared to the last time, when they sent 148 members to Gronbis, Lyonsland, but the smaller size at least guaranteed that each individual was going to get...."looks" by the public. Whether that meant as in positive or negative way, we do not know. But that's not the point, right?
- Now let's go back to the Green Room where Machete Boy, with his keen and disturbing eye towards his troupe of dancers in [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/9b/1a/51/9b1a51221eaa43b51e0f4fdb0aee65d7.gif]Team Bazooka[/url], was assessing the choreography completed by his nephew Dumpy Trumpy, who was busy tweeting some nonsense using his social media skills. As disturbed as the Team Bazooka seemed to be under, they complied and followed what the Machete Boy asked him to do anyway.
- He briefly stopped again though, as I-T, meanwhile, was sitting in one corner. She was staring at her father with a particular focus, something that caught the attention of Machete Boy. He's been getting distracted by this weird vibe between the two, the vibe that seemed to indicate something more than what he originally thought it was. But who was he to delve deeper into the matter? He ignored the suspicions creeping up inside his mind, and just moved on as he whispered some kinky words at his dancers, before heading back to washroom for an hourly cup of cough syrup. As you could see clearly from all the mess and excitement coming out of the singers and dancers from this piece, it seemed that everybody on the Evilean delegation were not at all nervous about performing at all. To these Evilean passionates, this was a historic opportunity to bring themselves back to the light.
- 4 minutes and 20 seconds later, the Evilean delegation entered the stage.
- Due to the ampitheatre setting of the stage, it was slightly harder for them to experiment their stage performances on their rehearsals. So there were good number of adjustments made, to help accommodate the needs without destroying or permanently altering the stage. The stage now looked like [url=https://streetsdept.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/img_7067.jpg]this[/url]. The stage floor was prepared with special cords and "lights" to be used during the performance, while light stripper poles were installed all across the stage.
- There was roughly a 3 minute silence after the crowd's applause for the Evilean entrance to the stage before it started. The song started with the catchy, bass-riven sound of the intro, which was being played by the on-stage stages responsible for music production. One solid light focused on [url=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jvnV2EWTEyI/maxresdefault.jpg]Machete Boy[/url], whose head was low without any motion. His eyes were completely closed, to not show the fear lying deep inside his heart of failure. Growing up, the boy was beaten up many times a day, flogged at least 5 times and slept outside almost daily. This inherent fear, lying deep within him, still came to him in nights and got him to worry
- Then, once the intro finished (0:16), he slowly raised his head higher and higher. Then when the chorus struck, he sang the words quietly in his husky voice, while the pyromaniacs flew high and above him like it's 4th of July for Americans. It was then that the dancers, dressed in tight shorts and tank tops, jumped from the orchestral pit and started doing very suggestive dance highlighted their repeated twerks.
- [box]Hej pige, hvad laver du i aften
- Nat er stadig ung, lemme tager dig hjem
- Jeg føler mig varm og klar til at blæse, som Sig sagde
- Du kan ikke stole på en fyr med lille dong[/box]
- Hey girl, what you doing tonight
- Night's still young, lemme take you home
- I'm feeling hot and ready to blow, like Sig said
- You can't trust a guy with small dong
- [box][size=150][color=#0000BF][b]Royal Kingdom of Quebec National Collegiate Gridiron Team[/b][/color][/size]
- [b]Base Formation: [/b]Variable (Offense), 4-3 (Defense). Team Quebec is very flexible with strategies and will adjust in offensive and defensive schemes as necessary.
- [b]Style Modifier: [/b]+5
- [b]Colors: [/b]Blue, Red and Yellow (look at my flag)
- [b]Home Stadium: [/b][url=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Cowboys_Stadium_field.jpg]Stade St. Croix (Capacity: 106,330), Quebec City, Capitale-Nationale[/url]
- [b]Head Coach: [/b]Igor Spardovich, 54
- [b]Universities with selections to national team, but unable to enlist them for the national team for WB32:[/b]
- [b]Universities without a player in the selection:[/b]
- [b][u]Coaching Staff[/u][/b]
- [b]Head Coach: [/b]Reginald Kim, 59 (Northwestern University)
- [b]Offensive Coordinator:[/b] Aaron Chang, 50 (Universite du Saguenay)
- [b]Defensive Coordinator: [/b]Daniel Waterman, 68 (University of Hamilton)
- [b]Special Teams Coordinator: [/b] , 62 (Abitibi Tech University)
- [b]Offensive Line Coach: [/b]Lou Dobson, 50 (Carleton University)
- [b]Defensive Line Coach: [/b] Hyun Hwa Goh, 59 (Universite de Montreal)
- [b]Linebacker Coach:[/b] Rajiv Muthkuda, 34 (Universite St. Croix)
- [b]Defensive Backs Coach: [/b] Igor Spardovich, 46 (Queen's University)
- [b]Quarterback Coach: [/b]Emillio Petrozza, 41 (Gyeongbuk A&M University)
- [b][u]Offensive Starters[/u][/b]
- QB: #10 Daniel Picton (Labrador State University- So)
- RB: #28 Ephrahim Meherka (University of Saskatchewan- Sr)
- WR: #14 Bon Gu Yu (Iggulden University- Jr)
- WR: #12 Grayson Hayes (University of Southern Manitoba- Sr)
- WR: #87 Jacques Chenevert (St. Mary's University- Fr)
- TE: #82 Yeong Hwa Han (Universite du Saguenay- So)
- LT: #71 Gabriel Attwater-Bjornsen (Northwestern University- Sr)
- LG: #64 Marc-Andre Dion (University of Western Ontario- So)
- C: #67 Mario Stonefish III (Universite St. Croix- Sr)
- RG: #63 Esmeralda Sequeira (California University- Jr)
- RT: #70 Jason-Andre Giguere (Gyeongbuk A&M University- Sr)
- [b][u]In Offensive Rotation[/u][/b]
- RB: #30 Kailan Shreyer (University of Manitoba- Jr)
- WR: #11 Ladarius Grant (St. Francis Xavier University- Jr)
- WR: #83 Alexandre Bergeron (University of New Brunswick- Fr)
- FB: #21 Yeong Doo Kweon (Universite St.Croix- Jr)
- 3DB: #34 Jeremy Brodeur (Farrer University- Sr)
- G: #61 Andrew Loval-Whittington (Mount Ester University- So)
- T: #73 Eli Rho (Universite du Saguenay- So)
- TE: #88 Taylor McCarthy (University of Western Ontario- Sr)
- [b][u]Defensive Starters[/u][/b]
- DE: #91 Conall Omawnakw (University of Gander- Sr)
- DT/NT: #76 Terrell Lecompte (University of Goose Bay- So)
- DT: #96 Jean-Clement Jobin (Universite d'Abibiti- Jr)
- DE: #99 Marcel Yong Shin (Universite St. Croix- Sr)
- LOLB: #58 Jeremy Chagnon (St. Francis Xavier University- Sr)
- LILB: #50 Emmanuel Yi-Kim (Universite d'Etoile-Nord- Fr)
- RILB: #55 Guy McInnis (Mount Ester University- Sr)
- ROLB: #94 Emmanuel O'Leary (St. Mary's University- Jr)
- CB: #28 Willian Greene (University of Prince Raoul Islands- Jr)
- CB: #23 Dong Soo Park (Universite de Montreal- So)
- FS: #49 Tyrone Pamourou (University of Iqaluit- Jr)
- SS: #43 Sundown Atagulkalu (University of Southern Manitoba- Sr)
- [b][u]In Defensive Rotation[/u][/b]
- DE: #55 Jimmy Schuster Alvarez (University of Southern Manitoba- So)
- DT: #90 Donovan Sokokluk (Haida University- Jr)
- LB: #54 Philippe Gelinas-Tremblay (Universite St. Croix- So)
- LB: #90 Eddie Kugliaktuk (Nunavut State University- Sr)
- Nickel: #21 Jong Hoon Kim (Gyeongbuk A&M University- Jr)
- Dime: #25 Winter Quvianatukuluk (University of Iqaluit-
- S: #48 Gilberto da Silva (Universite St. Croix- Fr)
- [b][u]Special Teams[/u][/b]
- K: #1 Leonid Blanchard (Universite de Moncton- Jr)
- P: #7 Walter Gong (California University- Sr)
- Long Snap: #5 Myles Polan (Universite de Sherbrooke- Sr)
- KR/PR: #2 Helmut von Trappe (Saguenay State University- So)
- [b][u]Backups[/u][/b]
- QB: #6 Daniel Kwak (University of Prince Raoul Islands- Fr)
- QB: #17 Stephane Latendresse (Abitibi Tech University- Jr)
- RB:
- WR: #88 Ayrton Ferreira (Hampden College- Sr)
- WR: #12 Yun Hyeop Koo (University of Guelph- Jr)
- WR: #18 Guy Tennant-Leduca (University of Ottawa- So)
- TE: #89 Gabriel Howes (University of Southern Manitoba- Sr)
- OT: #78 Faheed Shaqur (Farrer University- Fr)
- OT:
- OG: #68 Laremy MacKinnon (Universite du Saguenay- Fr)
- OG: #65 Erik Joo (Universite St. Croix - So)
- C: #15 Chan Wook Yang (Universite d'Etoile-Nord- Sr)
- DE: #94 Nate Stauffer-Wetherley (Queen's University- Fr)
- DE: #53 Nate Scarfone (University of Hamilton- So)
- DT/NT: #77 Gyeong Soo Han (University of Iqaluit- Fr)
- DT: #96 Soren Asperup (Northwestern University- Sr)
- OLB: #56 Laurent-Pierce Tremblay (Saguenay State University- Jr)
- OLB: #58 Marquis Scarfone (University of Guelph- Sr)
- ILB: #57 (Northwestern University- Sr)
- ILB:
- S:
- S:
- CB: #23 Clark Osborne-Plessius (Abitibi Tech University- Sr)
- CB: #29 Gordon Jeong (Queen's University- Jr)
- K: #7 Alex Santos (University of Hamilton- Jr)
- P:
- [pre][b][u]RP Permissions[/u][/b]
- [i]My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:[/i]
- Choose my scorers: Y (TG first)
- Choose scoring events: Y (TG first)
- RP injuries to my players: Y (TG first)
- Godmod scoring events: Y (TG first)
- Godmod injuries: Y (TG first)
- Godmod other events: No Killing or permanent dismemberment or anything like that. Otherwise, have fun![/pre][/box]
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