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  1. [19:47] <!DM-sama> The troll announcer shouts over the crowd again.
  2. [19:47] <!DM-sama> "AIGHT, MON! WE GON KEEP IT GOING AND ROLL RIGHT INTA DA SEMI-FINALS!
  3. [19:47] <!DM-sama> NEXT UP! LASH vs BELOR!"
  4. [19:48] * Belor slaps Sazir around a bit with a large fishbot
  5. [19:49] <Belor> (.....why did that happen?......anyway oh boy)
  6. [19:49] == Lash [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 360 seconds]
  7. [19:49] <Sazir> RUN AWAY RUN AWAAAY
  8. [19:50] == Lash [[email protected]] has joined #cyoasteady
  9. [19:51] <Lash> "So..that's how it has to be then."
  10. [19:51] * Lash steps into the arena.
  11. [19:52] * Belor finishes off the "joint" given to him by Lash "Uh.....I'm...I...This is not going to be fun"
  12. [19:52] * Belor he picks himself up and slowly walks into the arena
  13. [19:52] <Lash> "You could just..surrender! I mean...that way we get this over with quickly.."
  14. [19:53] * Belor sighs to himself "Unfortunately who I serve wouldn't like that....."
  15. [19:54] <Lash> "...I see."
  16. [19:54] <!DM-sama> Cast your preliminary spells, then roll initiative.
  17. [19:55] <!DM-sama> Nat 1 and nat 20 on initiative will be ignored, neither of you are going to get a surprise round.
  18. [19:55] <Lash> [Mirror Image, True Strike]
  19. [19:55] <Lash> roll 1d20+8
  20. [19:55] <!DM-sama> Lash rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{22}
  21. [19:56] == Lash has changed nick to Lash|22
  22. [19:56] <Sazir> "Good luck to you old friend! Though do be careful not to bite more than you can chew!" Sazir said, looking like he regained his composure.
  23. [19:56] <!DM-sama> Lash splits into 4 exact replicas of herself.
  24. [19:57] <Belor> "Well well....lets see what I can do!" [Voracious Dispelling]
  25. [19:57] <Belor> Roll 1d20+8
  26. [19:57] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
  27. [19:58] <!DM-sama> Okay.
  28. [19:58] <!DM-sama> Roll the caster level check.
  29. [19:59] <!DM-sama> You too Lash, make a caster level check.
  30. [19:59] <!DM-sama> He's trying to dispel your buffs.
  31. [20:00] <Belor> Roll 1d20+8
  32. [20:00] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{18}
  33. [20:00] <Lash|22> roll 1d20+13
  34. [20:00] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{15}
  35. [20:00] <Lash|22> Well
  36. [20:00] <Lash|22> There's that.
  37. [20:00] <!DM-sama> The mirror images explode and the magical effect of true strike dissapates.
  38. [20:01] <!DM-sama> A small cut appears on Lash's hand as she takes recoil damage from the expunged mana.
  39. [20:01] <!DM-sama> 5 damage.
  40. [20:01] * Lash|22 looks at her hand deadpan and back up to Belor. "Ow."
  41. [20:01] <!DM-sama> Are you going to take a move action Belor or is that the end of your round?
  42. [20:02] * Belor sighs to himself "Any chance I could ask you to surrender?" He says as he moves up 20ft.
  43. [20:02] <!DM-sama> Lash's turn.
  44. [20:02] <Lash|22> "No...Unfortunately."
  45. [20:03] <!DM-sama> There are 10ft between you.
  46. [20:03] <Lash|22> Distance between me and the wall?
  47. [20:03] <Lash|22> On my end
  48. [20:03] <!DM-sama> 20 ft.
  49. [20:03] <Lash|22> Then his distance from his end to me.
  50. [20:03] <!DM-sama> 40 ft.
  51. [20:04] <!DM-sama> It's a 60ft pit.
  52. [20:04] <Lash|22> Flash Cloak>DD 40 feet, Quicken>True Strike>Acid Arrow>Lightning Bolt
  53. [20:04] <!DM-sama> Okay....
  54. [20:05] <!DM-sama> Let me try to vocalize just how stupidly powerful Lash is.
  55. [20:05] <!DM-sama> Alright.
  56. [20:05] <!DM-sama> You lose sight of her instantly as space distorts and she blinks to a location directly 30 ft behind you.
  57. [20:05] <!DM-sama> Lash make a bluff check.
  58. [20:06] <Lash|22> roll 1d20+20
  59. [20:06] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{21}
  60. [20:06] <Lash|22> ...
  61. [20:06] <Lash|22> I cannot
  62. [20:06] <!DM-sama> Belor make a will save to follow her movement.
  63. [20:06] <Lash|22> fucking believe
  64. [20:06] <Lash|22> this.
  65. [20:06] <!DM-sama> DC 21
  66. [20:06] <Belor> Roll 1d20+17
  67. [20:06] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{37}
  68. [20:06] <Lash|22> USW2: Electric fucking Boogaloo
  69. [20:06] <Lash|22> He gets 20s
  70. [20:06] <Lash|22> I get 1s.
  71. [20:06] <!DM-sama> Okay, you immediately spin to react to her attacks.
  72. [20:07] <!DM-sama> From her new position she immediately empowers her next attack with True Strike and hurls a bolt of acid at you.
  73. [20:07] <!DM-sama> Make the touch attack Lash.
  74. [20:08] <Lash|22> inb4 it fucking fails
  75. [20:08] <Lash|22> roll 1d20+30
  76. [20:08] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 1d20+30 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{33}
  77. [20:08] <!DM-sama> That's a hit.
  78. [20:08] <Belor> Hit
  79. [20:08] <!DM-sama> roll 2d8+5 for his damage.
  80. [20:08] <Lash|22> roll 2d8+5
  81. [20:08] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 2d8+5 --> [ 2d8=11 ]{16}
  82. [20:08] <!DM-sama> Belor crosses his arms in front of him as the bolt of acid slams into his dealing 16 points of damage.
  83. [20:09] <!DM-sama> Do you have acid resistance?
  84. [20:09] <Belor> not at the moment.
  85. [20:09] <!DM-sama> Okay then.
  86. [20:09] <!DM-sama> 16 damage.
  87. [20:10] <Sazir> What comes to that after his DR?
  88. [20:10] <!DM-sama> It will continue to burn for 12 rounds or until you dispel magic/remove poison on it.
  89. [20:10] <!DM-sama> The DR from the sheath only applies to physical damage.
  90. [20:10] <Sazir> Ah
  91. [20:11] <!DM-sama> Immediately following the acid bolt Lash's eyes crackle with electricity and she launches a bolt of raw magical lightning at you.
  92. [20:11] <!DM-sama> Make a reflex save.
  93. [20:12] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  94. [20:12] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{26}
  95. [20:12] <!DM-sama> (To clarify, Lash casts spells silent and still by default because of the type of sorcerer she is, this allows her to cast spells as a move action, allowing her to cast up to 3 spells a round, and she has a quickening rod allowing her to cast 1 spell a round as a free action.)
  96. [20:12] <!DM-sama> (Chain casting ladies and gentlemen.)
  97. [20:12] <!DM-sama> Also I'm fairly certain that's a pass.
  98. [20:13] <Lash|22> Mhm.
  99. [20:13] <!DM-sama> 5d6 electrical damage as he evades the bulk of it.
  100. [20:13] <Lash|22> roll 5d6
  101. [20:13] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 5d6 --> [ 5d6=16 ]{16}
  102. [20:13] <!DM-sama> Roll it.
  103. [20:13] <!DM-sama> You take 16 damage as the lightning bolt flies past you.
  104. [20:13] <!DM-sama> And NOW it's Belors turn.
  105. [20:13] <!DM-sama> She's near the opposite wall 40 ft away.
  106. [20:14] <!DM-sama> (Just for the record, all of this chain casting takes it's toll on her spell slots, it's not for free)
  107. [20:15] <!DM-sama> Belor?
  108. [20:16] * Malakai slaps Belor around a bit with a large fishbot
  109. [20:16] * Belor grinds his teeth together as he still feels the acid eating away at him "I'll give you one last chance missy....surrender" he snaps his finger and brings up his [Fiendish Resistance] and walks 30 feet toward her and watching for her next spell
  110. [20:17] <!DM-sama> How much resistance is that?
  111. [20:17] <Belor> 16
  112. [20:17] <Sazir> (...That...is amazing)
  113. [20:17] <!DM-sama> 26?
  114. [20:17] <!DM-sama> 16*
  115. [20:17] <!DM-sama> I though it was always divisible by 5
  116. [20:18] <Belor> yep, for 8 rounds.
  117. [20:18] <!DM-sama> To all elements?
  118. [20:18] <Belor> Well its 10+ class level.
  119. [20:18] <!DM-sama> Ah, okay.
  120. [20:18] <Belor> Just acid and fire.
  121. [20:18] <!DM-sama> What an odd spell.
  122. [20:18] <!DM-sama> Noted.
  123. [20:18] <!DM-sama> Still roll 2d8+5
  124. [20:18] * Lash|22 cracks her neck and her knuckles, merely staring dead-eyed at the enemy mage. 'Fool me once.'
  125. [20:19] <Lash|22> roll 2d8+5
  126. [20:19] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 2d8+5 --> [ 2d8=6 ]{11}
  127. [20:19] <!DM-sama> You'll take that -16 every round.
  128. [20:19] <Lash|22> Oh I wasn't supposed to roll?
  129. [20:19] <!DM-sama> Okay, no damage from the acid this round.
  130. [20:19] <Lash|22> I'm confused.
  131. [20:19] <!DM-sama> That's fine.
  132. [20:19] <!DM-sama> It doesn't matter who.
  133. [20:19] <!DM-sama> It's Lash's turn again.
  134. [20:26] <Lash|22> Wall of Iron, tilted toward me, placed behind him, Telekinesis to pull the wall down on him, Quicken cast Lightning Bolt
  135. [20:26] <!DM-sama> Oh boy....
  136. [20:27] <!DM-sama> A wall of iron springs up behind Belor, it's nearly large enough to fill the entire pit with the exception of the corner lash is standing in.
  137. [20:28] <!DM-sama> It's yanked downwards by an invisible force and comes falling towards Belor.
  138. [20:29] <!DM-sama> Belor extends his hand upwards and attempts to dispel the wall (he readied a counter-dispel last round)
  139. [20:30] <!DM-sama> Make your caster level checks.
  140. [20:30] <Lash|22> roll 1d20+13
  141. [20:30] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{29}
  142. [20:30] <Belor> Roll 1d20+8
  143. [20:30] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{21}
  144. [20:30] <!DM-sama> The matter of the wall is too dense to be disrupted by Belor's fiendish mana and it continues to fall.
  145. [20:30] <!DM-sama> Make a reflex save to avoid the wall.
  146. [20:31] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  147. [20:31] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{18}
  148. [20:31] <!DM-sama> That's a fail.
  149. [20:31] <Lash|22> Uh, I think he failed it
  150. [20:31] <Belor> Shit
  151. [20:31] <!DM-sama> 10d6 physical damage.
  152. [20:31] <!DM-sama> Roll it Lash.
  153. [20:31] <Lash|22> roll 10d6
  154. [20:31] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 10d6 --> [ 10d6=44 ]{44}
  155. [20:31] <!DM-sama> -20
  156. [20:31] <!DM-sama> 24 damage.
  157. [20:32] <!DM-sama> Belor, make a strength check.
  158. [20:32] <!DM-sama> DC 30, you get a +10 leverage bonus.
  159. [20:32] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  160. [20:32] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{13}
  161. [20:32] <Belor> shit.
  162. [20:32] <!DM-sama> WELP
  163. [20:33] <!DM-sama> Your legs buckle and the wall pins you to the ground.
  164. [20:33] <!DM-sama> Lash points her finger at you and it arcs with lightning.
  165. [20:33] <Lash|22> "Belor..please...surrender."
  166. [20:34] <!DM-sama> (I'd like to point out that even if she doesn't fry you you'd need a nat 20 to get out of the wall.
  167. [20:34] * Belor coughs up blood as he is slowly being crushed "N.....e...v..e...r"
  168. [20:35] <Belor> (Yep)
  169. [20:35] <!DM-sama> Okay.
  170. [20:35] <!DM-sama> Point blank lightning bolt.
  171. [20:35] <!DM-sama> No save.
  172. [20:35] * Lash|22 sighs. "Why..must..everyone..-" She stops, choking up a bit. "MAKE EVERYTHING SO GOD DAMNED HARD!?"
  173. [20:35] <!DM-sama> You take 15d6 damage because of your proximity to a giant lightning rod.
  174. [20:35] <!DM-sama> It's electrical damage.
  175. [20:35] <Lash|22> roll 15d6
  176. [20:35] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 15d6 --> [ 15d6=61 ]{61}
  177. [20:35] <!DM-sama> You're still concious but severy burned.
  178. [20:35] <!DM-sama> severely*
  179. [20:36] <!DM-sama> It's your turn Belor.
  180. [20:36] <!DM-sama> Go ahead and make your futile strength check.
  181. [20:36] <!DM-sama> No +10 this time.
  182. [20:36] <Belor> ....so...this wall is made of iron right?
  183. [20:36] <!DM-sama> Yep.
  184. [20:37] <Belor> .....at what temperature does iron melt?
  185. [20:37] <!DM-sama> ........ Let me google it.
  186. [20:37] <!DM-sama> 2800 degrees F
  187. [20:38] <Sazir> No iron man just yet
  188. [20:39] * Belor a deathly scream can be heard under the wall of iron as Belor encases himself in fire.
  189. [20:39] <!DM-sama> Okay.
  190. [20:40] <!DM-sama> You know what? Make a concentration check.
  191. [20:40] <!DM-sama> DC 35
  192. [20:40] <!DM-sama> I'll give you a shot.
  193. [20:40] <Belor> Roll 1d20+19
  194. [20:40] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+19 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{37}
  195. [20:40] <Sazir> DAAAAAAAMN
  196. [20:40] <Sazir> DAAAAAAAAMN
  197. [20:40] <Sazir> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
  198. [20:40] <Sazir> OH SNAP
  199. [20:40] <Lash|22> ...
  200. [20:41] <Lash|22> You have got.
  201. [20:41] <Lash|22> To be fucking
  202. [20:41] <!DM-sama> The wall of iron begins to melt as Belor stands up.
  203. [20:41] <Lash|22> with me.
  204. [20:41] <Sazir> THAT NIGGA IS SCARY
  205. [20:41] <!DM-sama> The wall warps and eventually drips off of him as molten droplets.
  206. [20:41] <!DM-sama> That's your turn though.
  207. [20:41] * Sazir begins to clap. "Well done my old chap, well done. Perhaps it wasn't such a bad idea to put that little gem in you hm?"
  208. [20:41] <!DM-sama> Lash.
  209. [20:41] <!DM-sama> Your turn.
  210. [20:43] * Lash|22 starts laughing, a psychotic tone entering her voice. "I can't believe this..I can't believe this...I cannot.." Lash stops and glares at Belor, her hands charging with electricity. "I can't believe..you have the audacity..Ahahahaha.." She takes a breath. "STAY. DOWN!!!" Lightning Boltx2
  211. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Make a reflex save.
  212. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Twice.
  213. [20:44] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  214. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{27}
  215. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Another.
  216. [20:44] <Belor> Roll 1d20+12
  217. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{16}
  218. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Okay, that comes out to 15d6
  219. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Again.
  220. [20:44] <Lash|22> roll 15d6
  221. [20:44] <!DM-sama> Lash|22 rolled : 15d6 --> [ 15d6=57 ]{57}
  222. [20:45] <!DM-sama> That puts you at..... -20
  223. [20:45] <!DM-sama> You're dead.
  224. [20:45] <Belor> Yep.
  225. [20:45] <Belor> That I am.
  226. [20:45] <!DM-sama> The lightning stops your heart instantly.
  227. [20:45] <!DM-sama> You fall to the ground.
  228. [20:45] * Lash|22 pants raggedly as she slowly walks over to the mage.
  229. [20:45] <Lash|22> "It could have been simple...it really could have.."
  230. [20:46] <!DM-sama> The arena is in seared as the magically created fire and molten metal disipates in the air as raw mana.
  231. [20:46] * Lash|22 moves up to Belor's body and crouches, simply dragging her fingers over the man's eyelids. She sits still for a minute, silence filling the air before she looks up. A tear dropping down onto Belor's forehead as she starts crying. "It really...really..wasn't worth it..."
  232. [20:47] * Lash|22 places her hand on his chest [Shocking Grasp]
  233. [20:47] <Lash|22> "CLEAR...!"
  234. [20:48] <!DM-sama> Belor make a fortitude save.
  235. [20:48] * Sazir tilts his head then shrugs. "Hm perhaps I should take him up on his joke and bring him back as a little girl...Or perhaps as a golem, I'm sure he'd enjoy that. There is also just bringing him back to how he once was. I really should speak to him, there too many choices!"
  236. [20:48] <!DM-sama> You get +4 because tears... and I'm cheesy
  237. [20:49] <!DM-sama> DC 20
  238. [20:50] * Malakai slaps Belor around a bit with a large fishbot
  239. [20:51] <Belor> Roll 1d20+15+4
  240. [20:51] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+15+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{34}
  241. [20:52] <!DM-sama> ?Your heart starts up again.
  242. [20:52] <!DM-sama> You have 1 hp
  243. [20:52] <!DM-sama> Now, don't you think it's time to admit defeat?
  244. [20:52] <Sazir> By the by Imouto, just how many spells do you even have left?
  245. [20:53] <Lash|22> 3 lv6 5 lv4 2 lv3 3 lv2 8 lv1 8 cantrip
  246. [20:53] <Sazir> 8?! ....Man I hope becoming a witch doctor levels up how many spell I can cast.
  247. [20:53] <Lash|22> I have a ring for my level 1
  248. [20:53] <Lash|22> that's the only reason
  249. [20:53] <Lash|22> otherwise it's just 6.
  250. [20:53] <Lash|22> I get uh
  251. [20:53] <Lash|22> going from cantrips
  252. [20:54] <Lash|22> 11/12/6/6/6/4
  253. [20:54] <Sazir> More than me, counting my bonus spells its 6, otherwise it's just 4 all across the board.
  254. [20:54] <!DM-sama> Also she's a sorcerer Taco.
  255. [20:54] <!DM-sama> She's a spontaaneous caster.
  256. [20:54] <!DM-sama> AKA: Blatantly imbalanced magical cancer.
  257. [20:54] <Lash|22> Wow I'm not fuckin Xerath
  258. [20:54] <Lash|22> ;_;
  259. [20:54] * Belor eyes fling open as he starts to breath again "Ha....ha....I.....was almost there......almost say him......" he reaches up forward weakly
  260. [20:55] * Lash|22 blinks "Eh..- HOLY SHIT IT WORKED I'M THE BEST"
  261. [20:55] <!DM-sama> THEN THEY FUCKED
  262. [20:55] <!DM-sama> THE END
  263. [20:55] <Sazir> "Aaaw, and here I was all excited about what could have been. Perhaps next time."
  264. [20:55] * Lash|22 quickly opens her pouch and puts a joint in Belor's mouth, igniting it. "It's okay, just breathe, relax."
  265. [20:55] <!DM-sama> Kidding....
  266. [20:55] <Lash|22> "Just relax..."
  267. [20:56] <Belor> "I....could...n't....surrender.....but ....I almost saw him" He seems to be an an area of bliss despite being close to death.
  268. [20:59] <!DM-sama> "DE WINNA! LASH!"
  269. [21:00] * Belor sighs to himself and touches his chest to make sure he is alive "Well....fire is still burning.....mind....helping me....out of here....shocking...ly....pretty....lady...."
  270. [21:02] == ANTS [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
  271. [21:02] <!DM-sama> YOU LATE
  272. [21:02] <Belor> (ANTS....you missed something grand)
  273. [21:02] <Lash|22> "Okay um..easy..easy.."
  274. [21:02] == ANTS has changed nick to Vripe
  275. [21:03] <Belor> (I fought the wall and the...wall won...I fought that the wall and....burned it down!)
  276. [21:03] * Lash|22 pulls Belor over her shoulder and stands up, struggling a bit before she trudges toward the medical tent. "We need...heeeaaaaaaals- kcch.."
  277. [21:07] <!DM-sama> And then Belor gets molested by trollgirl healers.
  278. [21:08] <Belor> While he uses his x-ray ring!
  279. [21:08] <!DM-sama> We're done, we'll do Malakai versus The Witchdoctor tomorrow.
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