Smalltown Maids 25

[22:01]	GMOwen	INTRO: Guess who's coming for dinner? It's someone you don't care about!
[22:02]	[Rut]Eri	[I'll be the judge of that.]
[22:02]	GMOwen	The best part about small towns is that nothing ever happens there, and you can count on it.
[22:02]	GMOwen	We still live in a small town, right? So that means today is not an important day.
[22:02]	GMOwen	Right...?
[22:06]	Luize	Ugghh... I don't wanna wake up yeeet....
[22:06]	Luize	tosses as the sunlit beams BURN through her retina.
[22:12]	[Owen]Josh	tried to get up and succeeded, but then fell asleep on the couch again.
[22:14]	Luize	[A fly lands on Luize... it's those loud buzzing kind..]
[22:14]	Luize	.....
[22:15]	[Rut]Eri	smashes an empty tin can into her face.
[22:15]	[Rut]Eri	GOT IT!~
[22:15]	Luize	....GACK!
[22:15]	Luize	darts up.
[22:16]	Luize	looks around for the assailant..
[22:16]	[Rut]Eri	is laying on Luize's floor with her legs crossed. A stack of what once comprised a six-pack is set up near the bedpost.
[22:16]	Luize	Who in the --owowowow...
[22:17]	[Rut]Eri	picks her ear in a slothful manner.
[22:18]	[Rut]Eri	Geez, why ya gotta be so louuud... it's so early.
[22:21]	Luize	Because you just smacked me in the face with something hard!
[22:21]	Luize	is all fussy and stuffs due to getting hit with a can... damn Eri.
[22:22]	[Rut]Eri	yawns and stretches, sprawling like a cat on the floor.
[22:22]	[Rut]Eri	Haaaawwww... anyway, make breakfast, okay? Gettin' hungry.
[22:22]	[Rut]Eri	trots out.
[22:24]	Luize	Oh!...
[22:24]	Luize	:T as she wakes up and gets ready for the day.
[22:29]	Luize	Such a damn bum...
[22:29]	Luize	mutters to herself as she goes down to the kitchen to make breakfast for the day, this time... nothing caught on fire!
[22:30]	[Owen]Josh	is on the living room carpet now, trying to wake up.
[22:31]	[Rut]Eri	... S'matter, Joshie~?
[22:31]	[Owen]Josh	"Mmm... Gotta, get up."
[22:31]	[Rut]Eri	addresses the rug-lump.
[22:31]	Luize	is Actually making breakfast this time! Weeee~ This time! With not so French Toast toast!
[22:34]	[Owen]Josh	"Wanna help?"
[22:35]	Luize	It's done!~
[22:35]	Luize	yells in a cheerful glee.. Great Success!
[22:39]	Luize	French Toast for everyone!
[22:39]	Luize	....syrup costs extra.
[22:39]	[Rut]Eri	Hmm... nah.
[22:39]	[Rut]Eri	sits on him instead. Best seat in the house.
[22:40]	[Rut]Eri	says so.
[22:40]	[Owen]Josh	"Nnnff."
[22:43]	[Owen]Josh	"Thanks... I guess."
[22:44]	Luize	Come get some people!~
[22:44]	[Rut]Eri	... Okay, okay. Up ya go.
[22:45]	[Rut]Eri	gets off and pulls Josh to his feet. And she was just getting comfortable, too... but as a student (?), she cannot let free breakfast go to waste.
[22:47]	[Owen]Josh	"Thanks... I guess."
[22:47]	[Owen]Josh	is more awake now after getting sat on.
[22:50]	[Owen]Josh	"Luize, hold mine for me; I don't want you stealing them out from under me!"
[22:51]	[Owen]Josh	"I'm jsut gonna stretch my legs outside for a bit."
[22:52]	Luize	Ok~
[22:52]	Luize	yells out from the kitchen, she seems really proud of herself.
[22:52]	[Rut]Eri	goes to the kitchen
[22:53]	[Owen]Josh	walks around to the back door through the pool. No one EVER uses the back door. Back door needs love too~
[22:55]	Luize	[Back door lovin'.]
[23:09]	Luize	Josh says one servin' only
[23:09]	Luize	Though.. I did make more than needed.
[23:11]	[Rut]Eri	Uh... what is it?
[23:11]	Luize	French Toast(Lots of it) with eggs and bacon!
[23:12]	[Owen]Josh	wanders around outside on a crisp Saturday morning. Nobody is up, because who would do that on Saturday morning in a college town?
[23:14]	[Owen]Josh	says hello to his old station wagon that he should probably get fixed or replaced. He also says hello to the giant box in the driveway, except not really hello so much as:
[23:14]	[Owen]Josh	"Hellloooly crap, what is this doing here?"
[23:15]	[Owen]Josh	"Box."
[23:15]	Luize	Anyway!
[23:15]	Luize	Try it~
[23:16]	[Owen]Josh	observes this box. It is wooden, and boxlike, with holes in it even to let the water drain out if it's sinking!
[23:17]	[Rut]Eri	This'd taste better after I've had a morning smoke, but...
[23:17]	[Rut]Eri	tries.
[23:19]	[Owen]Josh	[GM: Amidst the many legal postal markings on the box, stamped on the front of it in WAY too big letters is the warning, "Handle with care~"]
[23:19]	[Owen]Josh	[GM: There is definitely a tilde stamped on this box.]
[23:19]	[Owen]Josh	stares at the box.
[23:20]	[Owen]Josh	"...this is going to be a lion, isn't it?"
[23:21]	[Owen]Josh	"Or a baby unicorn. I bet it's a baby unicorn."
[23:22]	[Owen]Josh	is actually being silly and is totally clueless right about now.
[23:24]	[Owen]Josh	wonders if he should tell the girls about this... Nah. His house, his mail, his responsibility. He's an adult, he can handle unicorn lions.
[23:26]	[Rut]Eri	Hmm...
[23:27]	[Owen]Josh	wonders how to open the box before realizing it's hinged with several clasps and a padlock. The key is already in the padlock for some reason...?
[23:27]	[Rut]Eri	chew.
[23:27]	Luize	S-soo?
[23:27]	[Owen]Josh	"I guess this is how they transport boxes these days? I wouldn't know, I never got one..."
[23:27]	[Rut]Eri	It's good!~
[23:28]	Mirai	I believe it is not the today's style of transporting box... however, it looks sturdy enough!
[23:28]	[Owen]Josh	"What the...?! When did you get here?!"
[23:29]	Mirai	, already finished her morning task of the maid, joins the group.
[23:29]	Mirai	Just now.
[23:29]	[Owen]Josh	jumps. He was alone outside five seconds ago!
[23:29]	Mirai	i was watering the plant in the garden.
[23:30]	Mirai	Anyway, what is this?
[23:30]	Mirai	poke it with her broom.
[23:30]	[Owen]Josh	catches his breath. Don't have a heart attack now...
[23:30]	Luize	grins.
[23:30]	Luize	Thanks!~
[23:30]	[Owen]Josh	"I think it's a lion."
[23:30]	Luize	dives in into her own meal....
[23:30]	Luize	oooh....
[23:31]	[Owen]Josh	"No, that's a joke. No clue. I just got here and saw it."
[23:32]	Mirai	Lion, huh.
[23:32]	Mirai	Should I get in the car?
[23:32]	[Owen]Josh	"I never got a giant box before. Is this what they're supposed to look like?"
[23:32]	Mirai	giggles.
[23:32]	[Owen]Josh	"That car wouldn't save you and you know it."
[23:32]	Luize	let's go get the others now~
[23:32]	Mirai	No delivery document, no nothing?
[23:32]	[Owen]Josh	"No, no, it's all right here. I'll read it later."
[23:33]	[Owen]Josh	"Whatever, I'm opening it. It's probably something really lame like a box of packing peanuts.
[23:34]	Mirai	I can't imagine your uncle sending you that...
[23:34]	[Owen]Josh	undoes the lock and flips the clasps open. He holds the lid shut for a while, just... because.
[23:34]	[Owen]Josh	"What WOULD he sent me in a giant box, then?"
[23:34]	Mirai	If I am to make a guess....
[23:35]	Mirai	hmmmm....
[23:35]	Mirai	...a girl?
[23:35]	[Owen]Josh	stares at Mirai.
[23:35]	[Owen]Josh	". . ."
[23:35]	Mirai	". . ."
[23:35]	Mirai	A-anyway. let's open it!
[23:35]	Mirai	awkward sileeeennnnnnce
[23:36]	[Owen]Josh	opens it in this awkward silence. Hello...?
[23:40]	[YU]_Hilde	is curled up on a lavish mattress inside the giant box, only half-covered by a tangled up blanket and her pink nightgown. Her breathing is slow and steady, and her eyes are closed.
[23:42]	Mirai	...I told you.
[23:42]	Mirai	facepalms.
[23:42]	[Owen]Josh	just stares. Really? REALLY?!
[23:44]	[Owen]Josh	"...No."
[23:44]	[Owen]Josh	"NO."
[23:45]	[Owen]Josh	is NOW starting to facepalm, very hard.
[23:45]	Mirai	pats.
[23:45]	Mirai	I know how you feel.
[23:45]	Mirai	But first, let's get her inside and....
[23:46]	Mirai	...uh, feed her or something
[23:46]	[Owen]Josh	sees a booklet dangling from the ceiling of the box. He checks the front cover.
[23:48]	[Owen]Josh	"How To Assemble And Care For Your Future Wife."
[23:48]	[Owen]Josh	just shakes his head and sighs.
[23:49]	Mirai	Assemble?
[23:49]	[YU]_Hilde	rolls over and gives a small, satisfied noise.
[23:49]	[YU]_Hilde	"Wife~"
[23:49]	[YU]_Hilde	makes grabbing motions at the empty air in her sleep.
[23:50]	[Owen]Josh	"I... don't even. I, do not, even."
[23:50]	[Owen]Josh	finishes the sentence by not finishing the sentence.
[23:50]	Mirai	mn?
[23:51]	Mirai	is curious. she dangle her hand in front of the boxed girl.
[23:51]	[Owen]Josh	[For those people in THE FUTURE, here is the Lion-In-A-Box's unfinished resume: http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z344/DBloch2012/Maid%20RPG/Hildegarde.png]
[23:52]	[YU]_Hilde	's moving hands swat at Mirai.
[23:53]	Mirai	!
[23:54]	Mirai	grab Josh's and try the same again.
[23:55]	[YU]_Hilde	has stopped pawing at the air, and is now hugging her tangled up blanket.
[23:56]	Mirai	hm...
[23:57]	[Owen]Josh	"Wait, what? What're you trying to do?!"
[23:57]	Mirai	Scientific experimenting.
[23:58]	Mirai	anyway... it... she looks heavy. Can you carry her? I'll deal with the box.
[00:00]	[Owen]Josh	"Wait, what? That's exactly what he WANTS me to do!"
[00:01]	Mirai	...why shouldn't you?
[00:01]	[Owen]Josh	"No. No. I'm not playing this game. I am NOT playing this game."
[00:01]	Mirai	besides, we can't left her here.
[00:01]	[Owen]Josh	"YOU carry her. I'm calling him."
[00:01]	Mirai	Are you going to be a terrible human and leave a lone, unprotected girl with this degree of beauty in the stree--- oh, okay.
[00:01]	Mirai	ussho.
[00:02]	Mirai	carry, etc.
[00:02]	[Owen]Josh	uses the powers of CELL FONE!
[00:03]	[YU]_Hilde	snuggles up to Mirai, thinking that she is her blanket.
[00:03]	[Owen]Josh	"Pick up pick up pick up this is NOT happening."
[00:03]	Mirai	is indeed warm and comfy to touch. she also has two built-in pillows.
[00:04]	[Owen]Josh	gets an answering machine. He doesn't leave a message the first time.
[00:04]	[Owen]Josh	calls again!
[00:08]	[Owen]Josh	leaves a message this time.
[00:08]	[Owen]Josh	"TAKE. HER. BACK."
[00:09]	[Owen]Josh	proceeds to call again as he follows Mirai inside.
[00:12]	Mirai	place her in the living room's sofa. for now.
[00:14]	[Owen]Josh	gets the answering machine over and over but keeps calling anyways.
[00:14]	[Owen]Josh	"Come ON. At least you ANSWERED last time you did this!"
[00:15]	Mirai	Maybe he is busy tending to...
[00:15]	Mirai	thinks.
[00:15]	[Owen]Josh	"He's not even being SUBTLE this time! How to Assemble your Wife?! What even is that?!"
[00:15]	Mirai	he doesn't really have anything to do, isn't it?
[00:15]	[YU]_Hilde	starts chewing on the sofa cushions.
[00:15]	[YU]_Hilde	"Om nom nom nom."
[00:17]	[Owen]Josh	"No. He'd have one of his maids pick up the phone if he couldn't get to it."
[00:17]	[Owen]Josh	"He's doing it on PURPOSE!"
[00:18]	[Owen]Josh	is furious that he is surrounded by more and more cute girls his age! Oh noes!
[00:21]	Mirai	Hmmm....
[00:21]	Mirai	well, since we actually have nothing else to do...
[00:22]	Mirai	Why not try "assembling" her?
[00:22]	Mirai	just to see how one could assemble a wife. i kinda want to try.
[00:22]	[Owen]Josh	goes super :|
[00:22]	[Owen]Josh	"...Do you REALLY not get the joke, Mirai?"
[00:23]	[Owen]Josh	"Do you REALLY not get the joke that he's trying to make with that?"
[00:23]	Mirai	nope!
[00:23]	[Owen]Josh	rubs his face. Unbelievable.
[00:23]	[Owen]Josh	"I... You know what, no, I'm not even going to explain it."
[00:23]	[Owen]Josh	"It'd only make things more awkward."
[00:25]	Mirai	...
[00:27]	[YU]_Hilde	snores to interrupt the awkward silence.
[00:28]	[Owen]Josh	stares at this... problem.
[00:28]	Luize	...
[00:28]	[Owen]Josh	"..."
[00:28]	Luize	What in the world is taking the other so long..
[00:28]	[Owen]Josh	"...I'm getting my french toast."
[00:28]	Luize	turns to Eri.
[00:29]	[Owen]Josh	just puts it behind him for now.
[00:29]	[Owen]Josh	walks into the kitchen, looking not the best.
[00:29]	[YU]_Hilde	is smiling, happily oblivious in some dream.
[00:30]	Luize	Don't go eat---
[00:30]	Mirai	should I wake her up?
[00:31]	Luize	...hi Josh~
[00:35]	[Owen]Josh	"Hi Luize. Foods where?"
[00:36]	Luize	Table. Here.
[00:36]	Luize	points.
[00:37]	[Owen]Josh	sits by the point. Yeah toast. French toast.
[00:39]	Luize	....there's eggs too.
[00:39]	Luize	...and bacon
[00:39]	Luize	frowns.
[00:39]	Luize	How can you not see it.
[00:39]	[Owen]Josh	shrugs.
[00:39]	[Owen]Josh	"Bad day."
[00:40]	Luize	What next? Want me to read your mind too master~?
[00:41]	Mirai	sit besides the box girl, watching her overall feature.
[00:41]	Mirai	also read the manual. manual is nice. it doesn't require internet.
[00:42]	[Owen]Josh	"Sure, why not. Then I won't have to explain anything."
[00:42]	[Owen]Josh	just eats his french toast all stressed-out like. It's going to be a looooooong day.
[00:45]	[YU]_Hilde	slowly opens her eyes.
[00:46]	Mirai	waves.
[00:46]	Mirai	Hello.
[00:48]	[YU]_Hilde	"Mmm."
[00:48]	Luize	Ooobhmmm!...
[00:48]	Luize	closes her eyes and goes into a trance.
[00:48]	Mirai	You are now my right hand. And also the most powerful bioweapon ever.
[00:48]	Mirai	State your name.
[00:48]	Mirai	say this while keeping a straight face.
[00:48]	[YU]_Hilde	sits up and does one of those long yawns with epic stretching that pops a couple of cartilages here and there.
[00:48]	[YU]_Hilde	"Um, what?"
[00:49]	Mirai	...nothing. never mind me.
[00:49]	Luize	Sorry~
[00:49]	Luize	opens her eyes moments later.
[00:49]	Mirai	tch. the joke flies above her head. She should at least play along.
[00:49]	Luize	But I can however read your future like some expensive tarot card reader~
[00:49]	[YU]_Hilde	paws at her eyes to rub out the sleep and yawn-tears.
[00:49]	[YU]_Hilde	"Who are you? Where am I?"
[00:50]	Mirai	Anyway, this is Master Josh's manor. Might I ask why you were dropped in front of this place like a luggage?
[00:50]	Mirai	and I am, *ahem*, head maid Mirai Wordsworth.
[00:50]	Mirai	self-proclaimed head maid whoo.
[00:51]	[YU]_Hilde	"Oh! My name is Hildegarde Maja Mayer. I'm Josh's wife. So I got here okay, what a relief."
[00:51]	[YU]_Hilde	self-proclaimed Josh's wife.
[00:51]	Mirai	Not... not a very good way of transportation, if you ask me.
[00:51]	Mirai	so, You are Josh's wife? hmm...
[00:52]	Luize	Do you have someone else other than the usual here Josh~?
[00:52]	Mirai	can I see the documents?
[00:52]	[YU]_Hilde	blushes a little and squeals when she realizes she's still in her nightgown. She starts looking around frantically.
[00:52]	[YU]_Hilde	"Where is my box?"
[00:53]	[Owen]Josh	snaps out of his breakfast coma.
[00:53]	[Owen]Josh	"What? Did you ask me something?"
[00:54]	Mirai	thinks... Uh, isn't Josh the one handling that?
[00:54]	Mirai	one sec.
[00:54]	Mirai	searches.
[00:55]	[YU]_Hilde	doesn't wait. Instead, she jumps off the sofa and runs, in her pink nightgown, through the house to find the box.
[00:55]	Luize	Yeah
[00:55]	Luize	Someone else other than us here.
[00:55]	Mirai	W-wait!
[00:55]	[Owen]Josh	hears pattering footsteps and thinks he sees that girl running around the house...?
[00:56]	[Owen]Josh	thumps his head on the table.
[00:56]	Mirai	make a dash to follow the running girl, bit not as fast since she wore a long skirt.
[00:56]	[Owen]Josh	"Yes... We have another one, now."
[00:56]	[Owen]Josh	's voice has NO END of resentment.
[00:59]	[Rut]Eri	fell asleep on the table. To be fair, she wasn't sent by Uncle Joe OR WAS SHE
[00:59]	[YU]_Hilde	starts looking for the box /everywhere/. Even under carpets and inside cupboards.
[01:00]	[Owen]Josh	holds out his hand.
[01:00]	[Owen]Josh	"Someone pass me the maple syrup."
[01:00]	Luize	...ooh? I was right~?
[01:00]	Mirai	Sometimes I wish I am an ancient magician who wish that Youkai and human can coexist...
[01:01]	Mirai	... so that I can use magic to catch her at times like this!
[01:01]	Mirai	is panting. she doesn't like running around, no.
[01:01]	[Owen]Josh	[MIRAI, NO! YOU'LL BREAK THE FOURTH WALL IF YOU DO THAT!]
[01:01]	[YU]_Hilde	is running so hard that she trips on a carpet!
[01:01]	[YU]_Hilde	"Fugwee~"
[01:01]	[YU]_Hilde	SMACK.
[01:01]	Yukiko	...
[01:02]	Yukiko	Who are you?
[01:02]	Yukiko	grabs Hilde by the collar.
[01:02]	[YU]_Hilde	is dizzy from smacking into the floor(?Yukiko?).
[01:03]	[YU]_Hilde	"Um, I'm Josh's wife! My name is Hildegarde Maja Mayer."
[01:03]	Mirai	*pant* oh Yuki- *pant* -ko *pant* ... thank you for *pant* the assist *pant*
[01:04]	Luize	...hmm~ Well I'm done with breakfast~
[01:04]	Luize	Let's go find that new person.
[01:04]	[YU]_Hilde	flails a little as her nightgown is caught roughly. Will it rip?
[01:04]	Yukiko	Assist? Who is this girl?
[01:06]	Yukiko	Some sort of assailant?
[01:06]	Mirai	take a while to catch her breathe.
[01:06]	Yukiko	quickly grasps something sharp.
[01:06]	Mirai	she claims to be Josh's legitimate wife.
[01:06]	[YU]_Hilde	"I'm not an assailant!"
[01:07]	Yukiko	freezes up.
[01:07]	Mirai	I've yet to see the proper document.
[01:07]	Yukiko	H-wh....
[01:07]	[YU]_Hilde	protests against the true assailant.
[01:07]	Yukiko	His wife?
[01:07]	Mirai	Josh is two-timing you, Yuki.
[01:07]	Mirai	thumbs up!
[01:07]	Luize	hears this banter going on and suspect that is the source of it and proceeds to the area.
[01:07]	Yukiko	Wha?!
[01:07]	Yukiko	I-I-Josh and I don't have that sort of relationship!
[01:07]	Yukiko	It's not even remotely possible!
[01:08]	[YU]_Hilde	looks over her shoulder at Yukiko.
[01:08]	[Rut]Eri	stumbles in.
[01:08]	Mirai	Just joking.
[01:08]	[YU]_Hilde	"I'm Josh's wife! Please let me go!"
[01:08]	Mirai	thumbs up again!
[01:08]	[Rut]Eri	Guhhh... that breakfast... I'm dying...
[01:08]	[Rut]Eri	Oh, hey, new girl!
[01:08]	[Owen]Josh	doesn't want any part in this. HE WILL FINISH HIS BREAKFAST BECAUSE IT IS HIS!
[01:08]	[Rut]Eri	hops up. She was going to put on an act to bother Luize, but forgets all about it.
[01:08]	Yukiko	brings the girl to Josh.
[01:09]	[YU]_Hilde	sees Eri.
[01:09]	[YU]_Hilde	"Help me~"
[01:09]	[YU]_Hilde	is dragged against her will.
[01:09]	Yukiko	Master! Master!
[01:10]	Luize	Hii~
[01:10]	Luize	So.. you're his wife eh?...
[01:10]	[Rut]Eri	follows. She has nothing better to do except enjoy her Heineken, which she can do simultaneously.
[01:10]	Yukiko	That has yet to be proven.
[01:10]	[YU]_Hilde	turns bright red at being brought in front of Josh with nothing but a nightgown on her. She squeals and quickly collapses into a fetal position, hiding her head behind her knees.
[01:11]	[Owen]Josh	is bombarded by like a million girls coming into the dining room.
[01:11]	Luize	Why are you so up about it Yuki?
[01:11]	Yukiko	Is this girl really your wife?!
[01:11]	Luize	....
[01:11]	Luize	grins.
[01:11]	[Owen]Josh	"You're all too loud."
[01:12]	Luize	I see it now Yuki....
[01:12]	Yukiko	"...I apologize, master."
[01:12]	[Owen]Josh	says it very blah-like.
[01:12]	Mirai	It's morning! Morning is supposed to be upbeat!
[01:12]	[YU]_Hilde	tries to sneak away!
[01:12]	Mirai	says it very nya-like.
[01:13]	Yukiko	produces a long rope and ties Hilde up quicker than blinking.
[01:13]	[Owen]Josh	"Before any of you start asking me ANYTHING, I want to say this."
[01:13]	[Owen]Josh	points to whoever this new girl is.
[01:13]	[Rut]Eri	Eh? Ain't that, uh, whadda they call it? Polygony?~
[01:13]	[Rut]Eri	Josh is a square, so...
[01:14]	[Rut]Eri	drinks.
[01:14]	[Owen]Josh	"I found her, in a box, from my Uncle Joe, in my driveway. This is the extent of my knowledge."
[01:14]	Luize	That works too.
[01:14]	Luize	It's a 4 way.
[01:14]	[Owen]Josh	"You all seem to know more than me, so why are you asking me questions again?"
[01:14]	Mirai	Because you are her husband.
[01:15]	Mirai	stifle a laugh.
[01:15]	Yukiko	Girl, can you explain your situation?
[01:15]	[Rut]Eri	She'll have one up on me if she can!
[01:15]	[Rut]Eri	slurp~
[01:15]	[Owen]Josh	"...What?"
[01:16]	[Owen]Josh	"...Husband?"
[01:16]	Yukiko	"So she claims."
[01:16]	Yukiko	"For suck insolence, I suggest removing a finger. Maybe two."
[01:16]	[Owen]Josh	"...Somebody hand me that instruction booklet. Who has it?"
[01:17]	[Owen]Josh	holds out his hand and prods his fingers.
[01:17]	Mirai	here.
[01:17]	Mirai	put it in his hand.
[01:18]	[YU]_Hilde	wriggles a bit on the floor, but is bound and cannot escape. She deflates.
[01:18]	[YU]_Hilde	"I was looking for my clothes that were sent in the box with me when you attacked me and brought me here."
[01:18]	[YU]_Hilde	explains pretty succinctly.
[01:18]	[Owen]Josh	reads the title.
[01:18]	Yukiko	"Not about that. What makes you claim title of his wife?"
[01:18]	[Owen]Josh	"This says FUTURE Wife. Does it not say FUTURE Wife?"
[01:18]	[YU]_Hilde	pouts.
[01:18]	Yukiko	"....future wife?"
[01:18]	[Owen]Josh	"Girls, read this. Doesn't it say Future Wife?"
[01:18]	Yukiko	"It says that?"
[01:19]	Yukiko	lets the ropes slack. Hilde is freed.
[01:19]	[Owen]Josh	"So what's this I AM her husband stuff?"
[01:19]	Mirai	well, you will. eventually.
[01:19]	Mirai	So might as well do it now.
[01:19]	[Rut]Eri	What, like a creepy robot wife? Man, that movie is old...
[01:19]	Yukiko	kneels.
[01:19]	[YU]_Hilde	rubs the parts where the rope chaffed her body.
[01:19]	[Rut]Eri	yawns, bored of her own reference.
[01:19]	Yukiko	"I.... I'm terribly sorry."
[01:20]	Yukiko	prostrates herself.
[01:20]	[Rut]Eri	Hey, if you're goin' for the shiny new one, Joshie, I'll take the old maid off yer hands~
[01:20]	[Owen]Josh	slaps Eri with the manual.
[01:20]	Yukiko	"To do such things to Josh's fiance... I cannot be forgiven."
[01:21]	[Owen]Josh	slaps Yuki too.
[01:21]	[Rut]Eri	Ouch! Wussatfor?!
[01:21]	Yukiko	"Eri, fetch my wakizashi, if you please."
[01:21]	Yukiko	"Ow!"
[01:21]	Mirai	hey josh josh josh
[01:21]	[Owen]Josh	"Behold, you are punished."
[01:21]	[Owen]Josh	"Now rise, for you are punished no more. The punishing is over."
[01:21]	[Rut]Eri	I can't behold, you were hitting me with a book!
[01:21]	Mirai	approaches josh, still have that "I am totally holding a laugh right now" face
[01:22]	Mirai	hey josh josh josh!
[01:22]	[Owen]Josh	looks at Mirai.
[01:22]	Yukiko	"But... a sin like that can't be washed away with anything but my own blood."
[01:22]	Mirai	whispers:
[01:24]	Mirai	"Let her wear girly clothings all day today as a punishment!"
[01:24]	[Rut]Eri	suddenly shoots Yukiko a bone-chillingly dirty look.
[01:24]	Yukiko	helps Hilde to her feet.
[01:24]	Mirai	"With frills and stuff! or a casual sleeveless one-piece dress!"
[01:24]	[Rut]Eri	Say what now?
[01:24]	[YU]_Hilde	makes a break for it while she still can! Continues her search for her clothes and stuff.
[01:24]	Yukiko	"...Huh?"
[01:24]	[Rut]Eri	You fallin' in with THAT crowd, Yuki? Depending on what ya say, I may have to kick yer ass.
[01:24]	[YU]_Hilde	made a break for it long ago. There's nothing left for Yukiko to help up.
[01:25]	[Rut]Eri	--Ah, hey, she's gone. It's the emo's fault!
[01:25]	Yukiko	is left grasping for air. She's mentally readying herself for her own suicide.
[01:25]	[Rut]Eri	points at Yukiko accusingly.
[01:25]	Yukiko	"I..."
[01:25]	Yukiko	casts her eyes down. She's still stuck in seiza, on her knees.
[01:26]	Luize	..oii.
[01:26]	[Owen]Josh	was too busy listening to Mirai, and now look where he is!
[01:26]	Luize	grows tired of this antic too.
[01:26]	[Owen]Josh	"Oh, umm..."
[01:26]	Luize	If you're done moping Yuki.. live live and stop whining
[01:26]	[Owen]Josh	takes a fork and stabs some french toast.
[01:26]	Luize	then pats her on the head.
[01:26]	[YU]_Hilde	eventually finds her stuff outside in the box and brings it all in, changing into proper clothes that are not sleepwear. Then she takes a more leisure walk through the house.
[01:26]	Yukiko	"This isn't moping! It's a highest matter of honor!"
[01:27]	[Owen]Josh	holds out the french toast fork to Yuki.
[01:27]	Luize	Then repent by living with your mistakes and correcting them.
[01:27]	[Owen]Josh	"Here. Eat this. It's good. Make you feel better."
[01:27]	Luize	I made it~
[01:27]	[YU]_Hilde	"Wow~ What a nice house."
[01:27]	Yukiko	stares at Josh.
[01:28]	Luize	If sugary breakfast can't cheer you up then a kiss from Josh will!
[01:28]	Mirai	...?
[01:28]	Mirai	Notice a change of Hilde's outfit
[01:28]	[Owen]Josh	"Mirai, hit Luize, would you?"
[01:28]	Mirai	Gotcha.
[01:28]	Luize	Nooooo~
[01:28]	Yukiko	You truly forgive my actions?
[01:28]	Mirai	bonk Luize with a paper fan.
[01:29]	Luize	Kyahh~
[01:29]	[Owen]Josh	"Yes, I hit you with the booklet, remember? Now eat it. Ninjas needs all their carbs."
[01:29]	Yukiko	"Then..."
[01:29]	Yukiko	dashes off to find Hilde.
[01:29]	Luize	You are forgiven!~
[01:29]	Luize	...ehhh
[01:29]	[Rut]Eri	has not, however. She pinches Yukiko's nose.
[01:29]	Luize	Where are you going?..
[01:29]	Mirai	Aww. you're notgoing to take my advice into considerations?
[01:30]	Mirai	I want to see Yuki-chan being girly for once.
[01:30]	Yukiko	is clipped by Eri's hand and veers into the wall.
[01:30]	[Owen]Josh	shrugs and eats the toast himself.
[01:30]	[YU]_Hilde	wanders around the hallways outside of the kitchen. She keeps peeking inside, but seems hesitant to enter.
[01:30]	[Rut]Eri	Uh, whoops.
[01:30]	[Owen]Josh	"Nom~"
[01:31]	Yukiko	spots her.
[01:31]	Yukiko	Milady!
[01:31]	[Owen]Josh	"I didn't say that, Mirai."
[01:31]	Yukiko	Do you forgive the terrible misdeeds I have done to your person?
[01:31]	[YU]_Hilde	doesn't know any Miladies, but watches Yukiko with curiosity and more than a little fear.
[01:31]	Luize	Yuki needs to take it easy really...
[01:32]	[Owen]Josh	"I gotta deal with all of you at once. Give me a break. I'm not that fast."
[01:32]	[YU]_Hilde	"Um, Um, please don't hurt me!"
[01:32]	Yukiko	...
[01:32]	Mirai	well then!
[01:32]	Yukiko	"Didn't say no."
[01:33]	Yukiko	turns around and stands up, much calmer.
[01:33]	Mirai	stretches. One more mouth to feed, now!
[01:33]	[Rut]Eri	I keep sayin' the girl needs a little help from Mary Jane. She'll be taking her top off at parties in no time! Gahahaha!
[01:33]	Yukiko	takes food and sits at the table like nothing happened.
[01:33]	Mirai	Welcome to the club, my little personal bioweapon.
[01:33]	Mirai	pats Hilde's shoulder.
[01:33]	[Rut]Eri	laughs in a highly unfeminine way.
[01:34]	Mirai	Obey me, and your life will be easy.
[01:34]	[YU]_Hilde	is still hiding outside of the kitchen.
[01:34]	[YU]_Hilde	"Er? Um, okay."
[01:34]	Mirai	is totally putting a strange idea in the new girl's head.
[01:34]	Mirai	alright. Work, work!
[01:35]	[YU]_Hilde	agrees for no reason whatsoever except to appease this strange girl.
[01:35]	GMOwen	[AND THEN WE RAN OUT OF FILM!]
[01:35]	Mirai	walk past Hilde to somewhere. A maid's daily life is not that of a lazy dawdling!
[01:35]	Yukiko	"Mirai, that's an improper thing to say to our mistress."
[01:35]	GMOwen	[AND THEN WE RAN OUT OF THE REST OF THE FILM! FOR REAL!]