Vampsquirrel

Wew lad, the second one

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  1. [22:31] <vampsquirrel> Same setting, giclops rises up into the battle room 30 feet away, roll initiative
  2. [22:31] <Harken> !roll 1d20+9
  3. [22:31] <GameServ> Harken rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+9) = 11>
  4. [22:31] <Harken> FACKING KEK
  5. [22:31] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-1
  6. [22:31] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 8 <Total: 8(-1) = 7>
  7. [22:31] <vampsquirrel> wew
  8. [22:31] <Harken> KEK
  9. [22:32] == Innana [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  10. [22:32] <vampsquirrel> Yo go first, despite rolling a 2.
  11. [22:33] <Harken> Okay
  12. [22:33] <Harken> Let's start simple
  13. [22:33] <Harken> Rush in 5 feet
  14. [22:33] <Harken> And fire a shotgun blast
  15. [22:33] <Harken> !roll 1d20+11
  16. [22:33] <GameServ> Harken rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+11) = 30>
  17. [22:34] <vampsquirrel> That's a hit, shockingly.
  18. [22:34] <Harken> Close and personal, forgot to put my mark on the bastard. I'll do it after rolling damage
  19. [22:34] <Harken> !roll 2d10+11
  20. [22:34] <GameServ> Harken rolled 2d10: 7 1 <Total: 8(+11) = 19>
  21. [22:34] <Harken> I'm gonna put a death Mark on the bastard with instant Mark
  22. [22:35] <vampsquirrel> aye aye, bastard has been instantly death marked
  23. [22:35] <Harken> I'm also gonna use my 25 feet to kite like a bitch
  24. [22:35] <Harken> Then end my turn
  25. [22:35] <vampsquirrel> You're now 55 feet away from the giclops.
  26. [22:35] <Harken> 50
  27. [22:35] <vampsquirrel> yeah, that
  28. [22:35] <Harken> Lol
  29. [22:36] <Harken> End turn
  30. [22:36] <Harken> Well, actually
  31. [22:36] <Harken> No, let's assume I drew the shotgun with my minor
  32. [22:36] <Harken> End turn
  33. [22:36] <vampsquirrel> can the giclops dash?
  34. [22:36] <vampsquirrel> he's at 44 hp btw
  35. [22:36] <Harken> Is there anything preventing it otherwise? I'm fine with it
  36. [22:37] <vampsquirrel> well, it's not technically an ability he has
  37. [22:37] <Harken> Kiters are why he has the Boulder throw
  38. [22:37] <Harken> You can also use the batter up one too
  39. [22:37] <Harken> Zion said it wasn't necessary, but eh
  40. [22:37] <Harken> I think batter up is good CC
  41. [22:38] <vampsquirrel> Shrug
  42. [22:38] <vampsquirrel> He'll run 30 feet towards you and use boulder throw
  43. [22:38] <vampsquirrel> My mistake, bouling ball.
  44. [22:38] <Harken> Lel
  45. [22:38] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+8
  46. [22:38] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+8) = 23>
  47. [22:38] <Harken> That's a success
  48. [22:39] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d6+5
  49. [22:39] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 2d6: 6 4 <Total: 10(+5) = 15>
  50. [22:39] <Harken> And I'm prone
  51. [22:39] <vampsquirrel> Yep.
  52. [22:39] <Harken> Cause I was BOULED OVER
  53. [22:39] <vampsquirrel> Yes, yes you were.
  54. [22:39] <vampsquirrel> your turn.
  55. [22:40] <Harken> I stand up, being 20 feet away means I don't have to move for this
  56. [22:40] <Harken> I swap to my revolver (minor) and fire a shot at him.
  57. [22:40] <Harken> !roll 1d20+11
  58. [22:40] <GameServ> Harken rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+11) = 17>
  59. [22:40] <Harken> Wew
  60. [22:40] <vampsquirrel> barest of hits
  61. [22:40] <Harken> !roll 2d8+20
  62. [22:40] <GameServ> Harken rolled 2d8: 4 2 <Total: 6(+20) = 26>
  63. [22:41] <Harken> Kek kinda
  64. [22:41] <vampsquirrel> man, weapons contribute jack dick to these damage rolls
  65. [22:41] <Harken> I'm gonna move 20 feet back and end my turn (yes indeed they don't)
  66. [22:42] <Harken> End turn. I'm tapped unless I wanna move another 20 feet
  67. [22:42] <Harken> *25
  68. [22:43] <Harken> Oh shit I'm within pummel range
  69. [22:43] <Harken> By extension, grapple range too
  70. [22:43] <vampsquirrel> Oh, yeah, you are.
  71. [22:43] <vampsquirrel> I didn't notice he had reach.
  72. [22:44] <Harken> Whups. Stupid play on my part
  73. [22:44] <Harken> OH WELL
  74. [22:44] <Harken> Grapple me senpai
  75. [22:45] <vampsquirrel> The giclops closes the distance between you and declines your offer, electing instead to pummel you.
  76. [22:45] <Harken> That bastard
  77. [22:45] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+8
  78. [22:45] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+8) = 26>
  79. [22:45] <Harken> Boom, a success
  80. [22:45] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d8+5
  81. [22:45] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 2d8: 1 3 <Total: 4(+5) = 9>
  82. [22:45] <vampsquirrel> and a second pummel
  83. [22:46] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+8
  84. [22:46] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+8) = 28>
  85. [22:46] <vampsquirrel> wew
  86. [22:46] <vampsquirrel> !roll 4d8+5
  87. [22:46] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 4d8: 3 4 7 4 <Total: 18(+5) = 23>
  88. [22:46] <Harken> Lad
  89. [22:46] <Harken> 11 damage I think
  90. [22:46] <vampsquirrel> 12.
  91. [22:46] <vampsquirrel> No, wait, 11.
  92. [22:46] <vampsquirrel> jesus, ignore me.
  93. [22:46] <Harken> Never Sai
  94. [22:47] <vampsquirrel> So, that's 20 total
  95. [22:47] <Harken> Yeah
  96. [22:47] <Harken> I'm not bloodied yet tho
  97. [22:47] <Harken> We'll fix that
  98. [22:47] <vampsquirrel> Giclops has taken 19+26 damage I forgot to record
  99. [22:48] <vampsquirrel> 63-45=18 or summat
  100. [22:48] <Harken> You didn't roll it. Darn
  101. [22:48] <Harken> Ready for my turn?
  102. [22:48] <vampsquirrel> Yep.
  103. [22:48] <Harken> I draw my shotgun
  104. [22:49] <Harken> Having used my minor in such a fashion, I fire a shot at it
  105. [22:49] <Harken> !roll 1d20+11
  106. [22:49] <GameServ> Harken rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+11) = 18>
  107. [22:49] <Harken> Nice
  108. [22:49] <vampsquirrel> Wait, why'd your revolver have a +20 damage mod?
  109. [22:49] <Harken> Death Mark
  110. [22:50] <vampsquirrel> Ah, alright.
  111. [22:50] <Harken> !roll 2d10+20
  112. [22:50] <GameServ> Harken rolled 2d10: 4 6 <Total: 10(+20) = 30>
  113. [22:50] <vampsquirrel> Rip giclops.
  114. [22:50] <Harken> How many turns was that?
  115. [22:50] <Harken> 3?
  116. [22:50] <Harken> I told Serk I could take him down in 3 turns or less
  117. [22:50] <vampsquirrel> I reckon that was 3?
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