spike (Aerodactyl-Mega) @ Aerodactylite
Ability: Tough Claws
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Slide
- Protect
- Sky Drop
- Taunt

queen meme (Mienshao) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Knock Off
- High Jump Kick
- Protect

fuck pringles (Jellicent) (F) @ Mental Herb
Ability: Cursed Body
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Ice Beam
- Scald
- Will-O-Wisp
- Protect

toaster (Rotom-Heat) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Overheat
- Thunderbolt
- Will-O-Wisp
- Protect

shekel (Shaymin) @ Life Orb
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Seed Flare
- Earth Power
- Air Slash
- Protect

2 SASH 1 BITCH (Deoxys-Attack) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 76 Atk / 252 SpA / 180 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Psycho Boost
- Protect
- Extreme Speed
- Superpower