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- <TheTellmen> .lc
- <jarvis> thetellmen: SCP-2841 (written 2 hours ago by RedAppleOrIsItGreen) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2841
- <jarvis> thetellmen: SCP-2724: A Wizard (written 7 hours ago by Communism will win) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2724
- <jarvis> thetellmen: SCP-2732: 《缢王本纪》 (written 13 hours ago by SunnyClockwork) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2732
- <Bunting> the hell is 2724?
- <Thetataur> That's what everyone is thinking.
- <TheTellmen> It's 30-year-old virgin wizard
- <Scantron> 2724 is a fapstronaut
- <TheTellmen> That's exactly what it is
- <Scantron> i mean, we have a lot of articles in the form of "reality bender's development is influenced heavily by X"
- <Solo> yeah but none of em are dumb 4chan memes
- <Scantron> yeah exactly
- <Scantron> because y'all are cowards
- <Scantron> like i look at the world and i see a lot of it as unsettling and buffoonish and ridiculous but i can't afford to not take it seriously
- <Scantron> and i don't write escapist fiction
- <Scantron> so a lot of my writing revolves around dumb shit because i can't escape from dumb shit that nobody seems to want to address or call attention to
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- <Scantron> i can't make people acknowledge the world we live in, but i can at least press the issue
- <Voct> Hi
- <Thetataur> Hmm
- <Magalhaes> uhhhh
- <djkaktus> Lmao.
- <Thetataur> The site, I think, can be dumb shit - but only within the realm of Joke SCPs
- <Magalhaes> 30 year old wizards aren't pressing issues...
- <Magalhaes> .sea Sanders
- <jarvis> magalhaes: SCP-2433: This definitely does not help Bernie Sanders (written 2 months ago by Joreth; rating: +48) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2433
- <djkaktus> Thetataur: nah, there are plenty of joke SCPs that aren't -Js
- <Thetataur> Really?
- <djkaktus> They just need to be taken seriously.
- <djkaktus> Sure
- <djkaktus> The tomatoes are one.
- <djkaktus> My bear skip is another.
- <Magalhaes> Sanders is a fucking retarded concept that is brilliantly made
- <Thetataur> Oh, like the hot potato one - yeah, I'm getting that now
- <Magalhaes> .sea parody
- <jarvis> magalhaes: SCP-1168: A Highly Immature and Completely Unofficial Parody (written 5 days ago by DolphinSlugchugger; rating: +31) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1168
- <djkaktus> Yeah, jokes are fine.
- <djkaktus> Parody is fine.
- <Voct> .s laugh
- <jarvis> voct: Laughter, Old Kansas Sector ~ 12: Laugh is Okay, And so the Crows Laughed, SCP-1294: The Laughing Fox, Laughing Matter and 2 more...
- <Scantron> Magalhaes: No, but young men growing up in online communities that put heavy value on virginity and male virility absolutely is
- <Thetataur> Thanks for clearing that up
- <djkaktus> np.
- <Magalhaes> like the thing is, try reading both 1168 and 2433
- <Magalhaes> theyre fucking awful
- <Magalhaes> just plain dumb
- <Magalhaes> but theyre brilliant
- <Magalhaes> theres so many hidden stuff, and 1168 tries to revive an old AWCY skip
- <Thetataur> Oh, this loop is amaaazing
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- <Magalhaes> r/██████ (A political subreddit supporting Sen. Sanders) just gold
- <djkaktus> Thetataur: at the end of the day, the userbase decides what is actually funny enough and taken seriously enough to exist on the mainlist.
- <djkaktus> There's no hard and fast rule.
- <Scantron> i did almost exactly the same thing with 2724 though
- <Thetataur> True, djkaktus.
- <Scantron> save the explicit description, but the reference is unsubtle if you're already aware of the subreddit in question
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- <Solo> scp-2742
- <jarvis> solo: The future author of that page hasn't written it yet.
- <Scantron> like if you don't think i did a good job of writing 2724 that's fine
- <jarvis> dingus: SCP-2841 (written 2 hours ago by RedAppleOrIsItGreen) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2841
- <jarvis> dingus: SCP-2724: A Wizard (written 7 hours ago by Communism will win) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2724
- <jarvis> dingus: SCP-2732: 《缢王本纪》 (written 14 hours ago by SunnyClockwork) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2732
- <Scantron> but i'll stand by my decision to write an scp based on nofap and the 30yo virgin wizards
- <Thetataur> I mean, my opinion on 2724 is neutral
- <Magalhaes> I don
- <djkaktus> Scantron: I'm going to be perfectly honest, with no intent to detract from what you've tried to do here or insult or anything like that. My biggest issue with your article is that it's presented by itself with nothing to support it. We're not given anything other than a description and a history. There's literally nothing else going on there besides that.
- <Scantron> djkaktus: I didn't ask for your opinion, mate.
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- <Magalhaes> woaaaaahhhhh
- <Magalhaes> BTFO
- <djkaktus> You sure fucking didn't.
- <Thetataur> Hmm
- <Bunting> Good day Bunton
- <djkaktus> It might've helped.
- <Thetataur> He's right
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- <Magalhaes> Scantron my biggest gripe is that you've basically tried to make yourself an SCP
- <Scantron> reading your feedback is really not worth listening to what you have to say
- <Scantron> Magalhaes: ... no? wtf
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- <TyGently> Magalhaes: When there might be a conflict, going "wooooooooah you gonna take that???" is not helping
- <Thetataur> I'm not going to get too much into this
- <Solo> hey kiddos lets maybe deescalate before someone says something everyone else regrets
- <djkaktus> Sorry bout you, but if you're not willing to hear criticism of your work then there's no reason to give a shit.
- <Thetataur> All right.
- <djkaktus> I do hope you find a way to make it work.
- <ipme> Scantron high-quality response, please write more of this type of article please!
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- <Hexi> Magalhaes: if you're talking about scrantron reality anchors you're a bit off base there
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- <Scantron> djkaktus: So direct your critiquing efforts elsewhere and leave me alone.
- <djkaktus> Gladly.
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- <Magalhaes> lmao elitists are cancer
- <Magalhaes> they cant take criticism
- <Magalhaes> no matter how constructive or negligible
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- <Solo> mate, let it go
- <Hexi> while i wont debate your assertion, it in itself isnt constructive
- <Bunting> going too far...
- <InitHello> I'm with Hexi on that one
- <jarvis> spokybeeps: bunt - noun: 1. The middle part, cavity, or belly of a sail; the part of a furled sail which is at the center of the yard. 2. A ball that has been intentionally hit softly so as to be difficult to field, sometimes with a hands-spread batting stance or with a close-hand, choked-up hand position. No swinging action is involved. verb: 1. to intentionally hit softly with a hands-spread batting
- <djkaktus> Magalhaes: eh, let it go. It isn't worth it.
- <EldritchCadence> Alrighty.
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- <EldritchCadence> This is a stop order. Please move on to a new topic or be disciplined as seen fit. Thank you.
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- <EldritchCadence> Dexa?
- <Dexanote> Magalhaes, I'll take time here to say to cut out that shit. "lmao elitists are cancer" does literally nothing constructive in a conversation like this.
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- <EldritchCadence> I'll go a step further and say it's essentially just throwing more logs on the fire.
- <EldritchCadence> Which is easily a bannable offense. Please, as Dexanote says, cut it out.
- * EldritchCadence sets mode -m on #site19
- <EldritchCadence> Carry on.
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