Rigel Rants at an Empty Room (Sandman)

[01:18] <futurecomicInstability> Suppose it'd be bad form to drink on the job
[01:20] <futurecomicInstability> Guess I'm alone on here, heh
[01:20] <futurecomicInstability> Cause time travel and drinking go so well together
[01:20] <futurecomicInstability> Its like those stickers you see on the side of heavy machinery
[01:20] <futurecomicInstability> "Don't use under the influence of alcohol, drugs, blahblahblahblah"
[01:20] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Mannan and Scott might mention a keg]
[01:21] <futurecomicInstability> heh
[01:22] <futurecomicInstability> Hope I can have some fun at some point, god these shackles are annoying
[01:22] <futurecomicInstability> Not literal shackles, but the whole
[01:22] <futurecomicInstability> go here, do this, don't ask questions
[01:22] <futurecomicInstability> unless you're told to ask questions and then your Spacebro plays dumb
[01:23] <futurecomicInstability> Its like
[01:23] <futurecomicInstability> Hell, I don't even have somethin to compare it to
[01:24] <futurecomicInstability> I just hope it hasn't happened yet and not that he doesn't trust me
[01:25] <futurecomicInstability> I dunno
[01:26] <futurecomicInstability> Hes as good as family, but he doesn't say anythin
[01:26] <futurecomicInstability> Even Scott'd open up if you prod him hard enough
[01:26] <futurecomicInstability> Not that we really talk that much
[01:27] <futurecomicInstability> Been too long for both of us I guess
[01:27] <futurecomicInstability> Says I'm not the same person and hes right
[01:28] <futurecomicInstability> Mostly my fault, its way too tempting to just
[01:28] <futurecomicInstability> Change yourself nice and easy when you have that ability
[01:28] <futurecomicInstability> Never really thought what it'd mean to the people who knew me before
[01:29] <futurecomicInstability> Not that theres many left
[01:29] <futurecomicInstability> Ain't no one I'm talkin to from my second
[01:29] <futurecomicInstability> Just Scott I guess
[01:30] <futurecomicInstability> And Kaitlyn and Cindy if they're out there somewhere
[01:30] <futurecomicInstability> Man, haven't even thought about them in forever
[01:31] <futurecomicInstability> Wonder if they're doin alright
[01:31] <futurecomicInstability> Well
[01:31] <futurecomicInstability> As far as "alright" goes in this game
[01:31] <futurecomicInstability> ...
[01:32] <futurecomicInstability> I wonder if Bunny and Rachel are okay
[01:32] <futurecomicInstability> I haven't even thought of them after the session ended.
[01:32] <futurecomicInstability> Does that make me a bad person?
[01:33] <futurecomicInstability> Well, no future mes are wayin in on this so I guess its going to remain ambiguous
[01:33] <futurecomicInstability> I hope they're okay
[01:34] <futurecomicInstability> I hope everyone in this session stays okay too
[01:34] <futurecomicInstability> I mean, I could just
[01:34] <futurecomicInstability> Skip to the end
[01:34] <futurecomicInstability> Find out
[01:35] <futurecomicInstability> I don't know what I'd do if someone didn't
[01:35] <futurecomicInstability> I don't know what I'd do if Cass didn't
[01:36] <futurecomicInstability> I mean, do I tell her? Do I tell Adam?
[01:36] <futurecomicInstability> Gods it ain't simple
[01:37] <futurecomicInstability> I'd have to tell them. Even if it means heartbreak, atleast they'd make the most of the time
[01:38] <futurecomicInstability> Do I look, now that I've figured it out though
[01:39] <futurecomicInstability> Maybe a comforting illusion of choice is better
[01:39] <futurecomicInstability> Its like that Cat thing
[01:39] <futurecomicInstability> Its both alive and dead until ya look at it
[01:39] <futurecomicInstability> Then its one or the other
[01:40] <futurecomicInstability> Dunno
[01:40] <futurecomicInstability> Wish there was a bit more drama in settin someones fate in stone
[01:41] <futurecomicInstability> Flippin to the end of the Book is a bit anticlimactic.
[01:41] <futurecomicInstability> Should be a fuckin lightning storm or something
[01:41] <futurecomicInstability> Dark arcane power
[01:42] <futurecomicInstability> Voices of the damned, stuff like that
[01:43] <futurecomicInstability> Whoever designed this book clearly did not know how to do theatrics
[01:43] <futurecomicInstability> ...
[01:43] <futurecomicInstability> ahahahaha
[01:43] <futurecomicInstability> Now I'm imaginin all of this show and me flippin it open to two people goin at it
[01:45] <futurecomicInstability> alright I'll flip it open to someplace in the middle
[01:45] <futurecomicInstability> One look
[01:46] <futurecomicInstability> [You prop the book on your lap and open it to some random page in the middle]
[01:47] <futurecomicInstability> Still disapointed in the lack of theatrics
[01:47] <futurecomicInstability> Oh thats interesting
[01:47] <futurecomicInstability> I didn't think to do that to Cass, but now I've got to try it
[01:47] <futurecomicInstability> Maybe this book ain't so bad after all
[01:48] <futurecomicInstability> Thats /very/ interesting
[01:48] <futurecomicInstability> Got somethin to look forward to then
[01:50] <futurecomicInstability> hmm
[01:50] <futurecomicInstability> Maybe one more look then
[01:50] <futurecomicInstability> First one didn't end up so bad
[01:51] <futurecomicInstability> [You take a handful of pages and flip forward.]
[01:52] <futurecomicInstability> Huh
[01:52] <futurecomicInstability> Apparently I'm going to be a tease to Qetesh at some point
[01:52] <futurecomicInstability> Way to go future me
[01:53] <futurecomicInstability> Way to tease the potentially session-killing azurite
[01:53] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Cassie:Continue flight quests]
[01:53] <futurecomicInstability> ....
[01:53] <futurecomicInstability> Is this entire book like
[01:53] <futurecomicInstability> pages and pages of people making out?
[01:54] <futurecomicInstability> Lets see
[01:55] <futurecomicInstability> [Flip] Smut. [Flip] Smut. [Flip] Smut.
[01:55] <futurecomicInstability> Oh gods it is
[01:56] <futurecomicInstability> [Flip]
[01:56] <futurecomicInstability> Oh damn, I had to keep goin
[01:57] <futurecomicInstability> Well
[01:57] <futurecomicInstability> Atleast she ascends?
[01:57] <futurecomicInstability> I mean, yeah dyin kinda sucks
[01:57] <futurecomicInstability> But I'm glad she comes through on the other side just fine
[01:58] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Cassie: Continue to blow through flight quests as if you were Flow]
[01:58] <futurecomicInstability> Well, maybe she can see Adam again that way
[01:59] <futurecomicInstability> I'm sure hes asked Auntie Pimp for that sort of favour
[02:00] <futurecomicInstability> Gods know those two deserve it
[02:01] <futurecomicInstability> Yeah I think I'm done flippin through here
[02:02] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Glomp random Derse citizens and be the kawaii of rhyme]
[02:02] <futurecomicInstability> heh
[02:02] <futurecomicInstability> ...
[02:02] <futurecomicInstability> Oh damn
[02:03] <futurecomicInstability> I just realized.
[02:03] <futurecomicInstability> I really hope I ain't comin off as creepy-stalkerish
[02:04] <futurecomicInstability> Gods not only to I have to sit through nights and nights of boredom, but I do it while actin creepy
[02:04] <futurecomicInstability> Nope, changed my mind again, the Book sucks.
[02:04] <futurecomicInstability> Eh
[02:05] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Cassie: Float up a certain distance and look up.]
[02:05] <futurecomicInstability> Not long now before I go back and cuddle her while we both sleep
[02:05] <futurecomicInstability> Guess thats one good thing
[02:05] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Stare and listen]
[02:05] <futurecomicInstability> Doesn't matter how fucked your sleep schedule is, you can always head to bed at the same time.
[02:06] <futurecomicInstability> And its fuckin Derse again
[02:06] <futurecomicInstability> Man I miss Prospit
[02:06] <futurecomicInstability> Suppose I can always just skip to the Masquerade whenever I want
[02:07] <futurecomicInstability> Actually ain't a half bad idea
[02:07] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Cassie: Listen and nod.]
[02:08] <futurecomicInstability> heh
[02:08] <futurecomicInstability> I could reuse the same costume over and over again
[02:09] <futurecomicInstability> But who wouldn't want to be the entire cast of Alladin given half the chance?
[02:09] <futurecomicInstability> I don't think I could pull off the Genie though
[02:09] <futurecomicInstability> I lack the itty-bitty livin space
[02:09] <futurecomicInstability> hmm
[02:10] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Cassie: Look confused and float back down.]
[02:10] <futurecomicInstability> Oh hey, finally got some music from Scott, was gettin worried.
[02:11] <futurecomicInstability> Lets see here
[02:12] <futurecomicInstability> [The acoustic guitar starts playing from your hubtop, and you pull up some lyrics, seeing if any go with it.]
[02:12] <futurecomicInstability> hmm, not bad
[02:13] <futurecomicInstability> [You repeat the song and start singing to it.]
[02:15] <futurecomicInstability> I got a thousand questions for Gods and man
[02:15] <futurecomicInstability> I got a head full of answers I can't understand
[02:15] <futurecomicInstability> Why the lies grow fat and the children get crushed
[02:15] <futurecomicInstability> The static gets applause and the truth gets hushed
[02:15] <futurecomicInstability> Everyone's craving what nobody needs
[02:15] <futurecomicInstability> Just killing time while our innocence bleeds
[02:15] <futurecomicInstability> You and I are jumping madly trying to rise above
[02:15] <futurecomicInstability> A world of decay and the wreckage of love
[02:16] <futurecomicInstability> There's a woman in the alley sleeping by the trash
[02:16] <futurecomicInstability> Dreaming 'bout her daddy and fists full of cash
[02:16] <futurecomicInstability> Now they're cleaning their pistols at the end of my block
[02:16] <futurecomicInstability> What should I tell my friend when its her turn to talk
[02:17] <futurecomicInstability> Do I tell her the that world's been built on broken promises
[02:17] <futurecomicInstability> Do I tell her that she needs to find a heart of stone
[02:17] <futurecomicInstability> It's so easy to be broken, it's so hard to be alone
[02:18] <futurecomicInstability> [The song finishes playing]
[02:18] <futurecomicInstability> eh
[02:18] <futurecomicInstability> Bit over the top, but works well enough
[02:18] <futurecomicInstability> Never mind that over the top is about the only song type I write
[02:20] <futurecomicInstability> Gods damn, any minute now would be nice
[02:21] <futurecomicInstability> Maybe if I concentrate hard enough...
[02:21] <futurecomicInstability> [You focus intently on dream!Cassie to try and make her fall asleep]
[02:22] <futurecomicInstability> hnngh
[02:22] <dreamtenPsy|online> [You head for your spire]
[02:23] <futurecomicInstability> oh hey
[02:23] <futurecomicInstability> Maybe its working
[02:23] <dreamtenPsy|online> [You flop onto your bed and snuggle your pillow]
[02:23] <futurecomicInstability> Yesssss
[02:23] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Snuggle snuggle]
[02:23] <futurecomicInstability> From here its only a small step to lighting people on fire with my mind
[02:24] <futurecomicInstability> AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha
[02:24] <futurecomicInstability> Okay, my evil laugh is giving me strange looks from the Dersites
[02:25] <dreamtenPsy|online> [Cassie: slide into sleep, unaware of future impermanent death.]
[02:25] <tenPsy> [Wake.]
[02:25] <futurecomicInstability> Time for me sign off I guess
[02:25] <tenPsy> [What did those outsized squiddles even tell you? You can't make sense of it.]
[02:25] <futurecomicInstability> Got a Cass to snuggle and I'm tired.
[02:26] <futurecomicInstability> So, later empty room
[02:26] <futurecomicInstability> And any admins/mods that happen to read this
[02:26] <futurecomicInstability> I'm not crazy! Honest!
[02:26] * futurecomicInstability has left the memo
[02:26] <tenPsy> [You feel like you've walked into something a few times.]
[02:26] <tenPsy> [Sleepwalking! It's fun!]