Thread 93: Stories 46-50

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OMAKE!
>42
"CE Guard"
'18'
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'...So, uh... how long has she been like this?'

"Oh, bout six hours now."

'Still no breathing?'

"Absolutely none."

'Not even a twitch?'

"Poked her right in the eye, didn't move. I think she might be partially blind now, still nothing."

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'And she's like this becaaaause?'

"We don't know, after news that someone had been inside your personal residences spread, she took it upon herself to examine every area. She got to Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor's room, and... she's like this now. We moved her over here so that the doctor could make sure she's alive, but nothing."

'Huh... where was she when you found her?'

"In front of Princess Cadence's vanity table, why?"

'What? Why would that... oh, oh fuck no.'

"What!?"

'...Be right back.'

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'...OH SHIT! Damn it, Cadence! I warned you, didn't I warn you!? I FUCKING WARNED YOU THAT LEAVING THIS HERE WOULD BE DANGEROUS!'

"...Is... is that a calander?... OH FUCK! IS THAT THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS-"

'I told you to stay put!'

"WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THESE!?"

'...you're a virgin, aren't you soldier?'

"Erm..."

'Sigh... get the water bucket, if she stopped at the cover we're okay, but if she made it to page three we're fucked.'

"Why, what's on page-OH DEAR CELESTIA THAT'S HOT!"

'AWAY I SAY!'

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OMAKE!
>AJ
"SA"
'Spitfire'
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>Hey, Shinin'? Ah' was wonderin' if ya'll knew how ta' make bugspray outta... oh fer' fucks sake.

"Hi, Aj. What's up?"

>Really, Shinin'? Already? Can ya' at least finish up the mares ya' got a'fore ya' get the next one on yer' bed?

'Wha? My backs touching it, I'm not on it.'

"I'm just sitting on it to get huggy leverage."

>...Fine, ya' know what? Fine. Ah'm gonna pretend Ah' walked in here with ya'll on Spitfire's back, and it's totally innocent. What were ya' doin' in here?

"Having a character building moment."

'I messed up and finally got to admit my own faults, then I made them right in a series of events that culminated with a heart to heart with my old friend. There are still unresolved issues, but they're set to only further develop me, my ideals and my sense of right and wrong, while still cementing my friendship with this guy.'

"I'm the guy."

>....

"...what?"

>...Okay, just tell me right now, iffin' Ah' get on that bed and let ya' have yer' way with me, will Ah' finally get a piece of this?

'...the fuck are you talking about?'

>Ah'm talkin' bout you, Spitfire, were total gaddang non-entity till that there three way date, and now yer' gettin' all the freakin' screentime and character development ya' can handle! THIS AIN'T FAIR!

"..."

'...uh...'

>So, Ah'm gonna get on the bed, and then he's gonna do what he does ta' me, inside o' me, and all over me, and AH'M GONNA HAVE MAH CHARACTER STUFF!

"..."

'...'

>... Now SCHOOCH AND GET READY!

"Oh dear Faust no I don't want this please don't cut out her hips would break my fucking pelvispleasedon'tpleasedon'tIdon'twantthisnomoreharemI'mjustfriendwithSpittyit'sjustfriendsit'sjustfriendsthisisn'thowthisworkspleasenopleasenopleaseNOPLEASENODON'TCUTDON'TCUTDON'TCUT

*POUNCE*

"DON'TCUTDON'TCUTDON'TCU

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OMAKE!
>Discord
"Pinkie"
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>...The heck is going on up there?

"Probably a one off gag."

>Not after-dark bait?

"That's fishing in empty waters."

>Point... that's not going to work it's way into canon, is it?

"Shiny/Applejack? Uh, no, pretty sure that one's staying in gag territory, like the fact Shiny has been inside me so many times I can validate his parking in NC, but we're just kinda buddies in canon. Not even close buddies, but we have fun.... we need to do more of that."

>You just want the screentime, you little harlot.

"Oh please, like you wouldn't give up the booty for some screentime!"

>No comment, and I will forever deny any allegations I would blow any stallion of any kind for one of those stories.

"...Ouch, you blowing someone. Just... that then POP."

>Let's not get into the fetish stuff, shall we? I'm a mismash of animals of taste, thank you, not the reject of deviantart!

"They reject stuff from deviantart?"

>I shudder to think.

"Huh... that dream thing is fun, isn't it?"

>Oh yes! Quite!

"Wanna go back and do it some more?"

>Pinkie! I would never steal Shining Armor's mare.

"No, I meant the dream... oh ha ha."

>Well, we are in NC.

"We're in omake. We're... sub NC."

>Point point... to the dream battle?

"DREAM BATTLE GO!"

>Oh how exciting! Now let's hope anon isn't a dick and just cuts us o

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OMAKE!
>Luna
"Night Guard"
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"...So, what's in the box?"

>Hm?

"The box you're caressing, what's in it?"

>Oh! A whip, some lube and a cast of a dick mine sister had under her bed.

"..."

>...

"..."

>...Because whoever did this has been baaaaad, and we want to be prepared regardless of their gender.

".................."

>...Is this not normal? It is a situation that shows up in a rather large amount of our movies...

"WHO HAS BEEN GIVING YOU PORN!?"

>...what's porn?

"FUCK NO!"

>They say that a lot too!

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OMAKE!
>Chrysalis
"Fluttershy"
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>No, seirously, this is bugging me. I have NOTHING to do with any of these proceedings,

"...is... is that so bad?"

>Of course it's bad! OF FUCKING COURSE IT'S BAD!

"Because you're not the center of attention."

>YES! I didn't even get hurt this last arc! I DIDN'T EVEN GET HURT!

"...Yes you did, Applejack hit you with a mega missile."

>Oh, right... but that doesn't count! It wasn't in the finale!

"I think you're being ridiculous."

>I CAN'T BE LIKE YOU!

"..."

>...Sorry.

"...You know, just consider this a belated injury."

>NO FLUTTERS NO-

BOOM!

>MY SPLEEN... have you seen it? I'm pretty sure I need that.

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