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- > Be Vinyl
- > No time for damage control, you peel away from there as fast as you can.
- > Have to find Nolan.
- > Some minutes later, you skid to a stop in one of the old unused classrooms.
- > Nolan is inside, waiting for you.
- > You sigh, take a last sniff of the scarf and lovingly pet it.
- > You pry the door open and launch yourself into his arms.
- > "Nolan! I have some good news and some bad news!"
- > He's a little unresponsive, since you pretty much just tackled him.
- > Be Nolan
- > The wind has been knocked out of you by a class 5 Vinyl typhoon.
- > You sputter, "Can I have the good news?"
- "Switched the scarves, Shimmer will never know."
- > You grin. "All right, so how bad are the bad news?"
- "I ran into Amy."
- > Not that bad.
- "I made her cry by accident."
- > Oh shit.
- "Brad showed up."
- > "WHAT?!"
- > Be Brad
- > You try to comfort the girl in your arms.
- > "What happened?" you ask again.
- *sniff* "I-I don't th-think I have a chance withN...Nolan."
- > She cries harder.
- > If there's something you can't bear to watch, is a girl in tears.
- > You pet her head soothingly.
- > "You want a drink?"
- > Be Sunset
- > The world is spinning and smells terrible.
- > Whatever that was got you good.
- > Thankfully the scarf and pin is now in your possession.
- > You gleefully hold the pin up, discarding the scarf on the floor.
- > Huh...that's funny, that scratch wasn't there before.
- > Shit, maybe it got nicked when you were attacked.
- > Oh well, it's yours now. And there's nothing North or Dubstep can do about it.
- > Be Nolan
- > Trying very hard to not let your anger get the best of you.
- "They weren't that far from here, so if you vamoose, they shouldn't be too far."
- > You sigh, that's good at least.
- > Vinyl moves to hand your scarf back but you stop her and wind it around her neck again.
- > "Keep it for now, if Sunset sees me wearing that, shes going to get suspicious."
- > You dash out of there like a madman.
- "...good luck..."
- > Be Sunset
- > Tucking the pin safely in you jacket, you go search out Snails
- > As slow as that guy is, he has his uses.
- >You spot him texting someone and smiling.
- > Weirdo.
- > "Snails!" he starts, nearly dropping his phone. "You've got work to do."
- > Be Amy
- > You wipe your eyes, and nod.
- > "A drink suh-sounds nice," you stay close to Brad as he leads you out to the school parking lot where his car is parked.
- > He opens your side of the car for you, motioning you to hop in.
- > You don't hesitate.
- > Be Brad
- > For once you don't feel like waifu stealing.
- > Which is rare for you.
- > All you really ant to do is to help her feel better.
- > After that, it's all fair game.
- [save point]
- PROJECT SIMMER DOWN BRAD END
- > Be Brad
- > On second thought, she's not all that bad looking when she's crying.
- > You stall in starting your car.
- > "So do you want to talk about it a little more?"
- > That's right Brad, reel her in like a prized salmon.
- > Be Nolan
- > Your hunting senses are in overdrive.
- > They aren't in the school.
- > Only places left would be the parking lot and the soccer field.
- > You decide to check the soccer field.
- > Be Amy
- > Brad's a pretty nice guy.
- > He listened to your entire story and you feel all warm and cozy.
- > ... A little too warm.
- > It's getting a little hard to breathe, but Brad doesn't seem to be feeling it.
- > Your vision begins to swim and your eyelids are drooping.
- > You can barely register the hand sliding up your thigh.
- > Be Nolan again
- > Shit, you made a mistake.
- > What the fuck where you thinking?
- > You race back to the parking lot like a Kenyan on steroids.
- > There!
- > You spot Brad's car.
- > Flashy piece of shit.
- > You see Brad through the windshield but no Amy.
- > Wait, what's he doing?
- > No. NONONONONOOOOO!
- > You made a mistake today Brad.
- > You picked the wrong waifu to steal.
- > You dig into your pocket and bring out your family's pride and joy: The Dildo Sword.
- >Be Vinyl
- > You're still sitting in that isolated classroom.
- > You giggle with joy now that you have extra time with Nolan's scarf.
- > *sniff*
- > Be Nolan
- > You raise the Penetrator and bring it down on to the hood of his car with a satisfying crack.
- > Brad is surprised to see you, and pull away from Amy.
- > She's passed out and her shirt is halfway rolled up.
- > Normally you'd have appreciate the view.
- > If she was underneath you. NOT WHILE BEING IN BRAD'S CAR!
- > Good thing she's out like a light though.
- > You would really hate explaining why you're holding a giant dildo.
- > Brad looks terrified, and he should be.
- > He touched something that isn't his.
- > You tear open the driver's side and drag hi off of Amy.
- > She slumps down on the seat, still unconscious.
- > "Do you have any idea what I'm going to do to you, Bradley?" you snarl.
- > He doesn't answer.
- > He'll never answer.
- > You take the Penetrator and jam the entire length down his throat, choking him with giant dick.
- > He's crying and trying to claw at your arms, but you keep your hold.
- > He eventually stops moving, and slides to the ground, dead.
- > You breathe heavily and step back, your anger quelled.
- > And you realize what you have done.
- > You've killed someone. Amy would never want to be with you now.
- > The Penetrator clatters to the floor and you fall to your knees, sobbing.
- > You are now a Saint.
- BRAD END
- [continue?] {Restart}
- PROJECT SIMMER DOWN CYOA RESUME FROM LAST SAVE POINT
- > Be Nolan
- > You run through the halls, frantically searching for the two.
- > You've heard that Brad is infamous for stealing girlfriends without trying.
- > Amy is not your girlfriend. Yet. But better be safe than sorry.
- > You breeze past a triumphant looking Sunset Shimmer.
- > Ignore the shit out of her even though she's flashing you a pin that looks awfully similar to yours, if only a little less shiny.
- > Vinyl had pointed you to the exit closest to the parking lot, so he must be there.
- > No time to pause, keep running.
- > You are now Vinyl
- > He's letting you keep the scarf for a bit longer.
- > Your squeals of excitement would put a Bieber fangirl to shame.
- > Since gym will be over soon, you decide to wait out here for a while.
- > And maybe take a nice well-earned nap,
- > Be Trixie
- > You really miss your cohorts.
- > But you're too great and powerful to admit it to anyone.
- > You text Snails again, wondering why Snips hasn't.
- 'He got punched out'
- > "By who?!"
- 'Uh...dat rich kid'
- > You resist the urge to roll your eyes and text back 'which 1?'
- > He doesn't answer
- > Stop caring, you never really liked them anyway.
- [don'tbelieveherlies]
- > Be Nolan again
- > Finally in the parking lot, you easily spot Brad's car.
- > That decal is like a signal beacon.
- > He's helping Amy into his car and has an unreadable expression on his face.
- > Fearing the worst, you attempt to run after the car, but when you get there, all you can smell is exhaust fumes.
- > Fuck you, Brad.
- > You cut across the parking lot towards the entrance and jump on to Brad's hood.
- > Apparently you shocked both of them as Brad slams on the breaks, effectively removing you from the windshield.
- > Your reflexes tell you to land with grace, but know that would seem little weird.
- > So you land hard on your knees. Sloppy, but better than landing on your ass.
- > Be Amy
- > Mere moments prior to Nolan's leap of faith.
- > "I kind of like smoothies, but not if it has nuts in them."
- "Nuts, you say?" Brad says playfully.
- > Of course a guy would make an innuendo out of this. You chuckle.
- > Yeah craz- OH MY GOD LOOK OUT!"
- > You grab the wheel from under Brad and try to steer the car away from hitting Nolan.
- > Brad however, has other ideas.
- > He slams on the brakes.
- > You see him land and hurry to get out of the car.
- "Ohmigosh, Nolan! Are you all right?!"
- > Be Nolan
- > You must be dreaming.
- > There's an angel coming at you.
- > She looks an awful lot like Amy.
- > You reach out and whisper 'It wasn't....what it looked like."
- > Be Vinyl
- > You are blissfully unaware of what's going on outside.
- > The day is warm and Nolan's scarf feels so soft against your cheek.
- > You sigh happily and continue sleeping.
- > You are now Amy
- > You check Nolan for any visible injuries.
- > Aside from a few scrapes he seems fine.
- > Hear him speak, but it's too low for you to hear.
- > "Brad, we need to get him to the nurse. Can you help me carry him?"
- > Brad solemnly nods and helps scoop Nolan off of the ground.
- > You're feeling Great and Powerful again
- > Be Trixie
- > The nerve of him
- > How dare Snails not answer your texts?
- > You are walking round the school, happily eating your peanut butter crackers.
- > You pass a seemingly empty classroom and something shiny catches your eye.
- > You go check and see Vinyl napping on one of the desks, holding a scarf.
- > "Most peculiar."
- > Be Sunset
- > You are still glaring down at Snails who is clutching his phone like it's a lifeline.
- > Tch, he's only got one friend. Why does it matter if his phone breaks?
- > "You have that uncle that runs background checks, don't you?"
- > Sneer at Snails and toss him the (fake) pin.
- > He misses it and it clatters to the ground.
- > He picks it up and runs off.
- > Be Snips
- > You're at home enjoying a PBJ sandwich.
- > Your black eye is less noticeable now, so you'll be going back to school tomorrow.
- > You look at you XBox longingly, wishing Snails was here to play CoD with you.
- > It's so boring by yourself.
- > You are now the school nurse
- > Your name is Nurse Redheart
- > Be sitting in your office, tapping your nails against the desk, legs crossed.
- > It's been a slow week for you
- > You think maybe tonight you'll go out drinking.
- > Yeah, that sounds fun as opposed of how boring it is today.
- > But anything happening today is just wishful thinking.
- > Sigh,
- > Be Trixie
- > You walk inside the classroom and take a seat near the sleeping Vinyl.
- > She seems so happy that it makes you a little envious.
- > You lay your head down and stare hard at you phone.
- > You wish Snails would answer your texts.
- > Be Vinyl
- > You're still dreaming, but your sixth sense tells you to wake up.
- > Damn, it was such a nice dream too. Kissing Nolan
- > You feel there's someone in the room with you.
- > Fully wake up in alarm and roll down to the floor in a defensive stance.
- > "Trixie?"
- "..."
- > She stares at you wide-eyed
- > Silently curse, no normal student would have woken up the way you did.
- > Fuck.
- > Be Nurse Redheart
- > You wish the teacher dresscode was less...conservative.
- > You have this feeling that if you would win the 'Most Boring Nurse Outfit Ever' contest
- > You have to wear pants under your coat, like what the fuck.
- > No wonder you don't have a boyfriend yet.
- > Be Nolan
- > You're semi-conscious, but seriously dizzy.
- > Maybe you hit the ground a little harder than intended.
- > Why the fuck won't the world stabilize
- > Realize someone is carrying you
- > You can barely make out who it is.
- > That shirt is a dead giveaway
- > Brad is carrying you.
- > Wait hold on, if he's carrying you...
- > Where is Amy?
- > Look around and spot her next to Brad
- > She looks worried
- > You really should stop looking so uncool in front of her.
- > You're the Great and Powerful (Very Shocked)Trixie
- > Vinyl literally flipped out when she woke up.
- > What the fuck was that?
- "Trixie?"
- > Think of something to say.
- > "I...really like your hair, what did you do to it?"
- > That was so lame.
- > "Uh..heeeey, Vinyl. You're up."
- > Watch her rise up, tucking the scarf into her pocket.
- > "Is that a present from your boyfriend?"
- > She twitches and looks away.
- > Huh?
- > RazzleDazzle ringtone
- > You look at the display screen and grin
- > It's Snails
- > Asking if you want to play Xbox after school with Snips
- > Be excited and respond with ALL CAPS YES
- > Be Brad
- "Ngh.."
- > Looks like Nolan is coming around.
- > You're close to the nurse's office
- > Enter, surprising the nurse.
- > "He jumped in front of my car."
- "Oh my! Here, lay him down so I can check his vitals."
- > You do as you're told, laying Nolan down in the nearest cot.
- > Amy slides past you and sits next to Nolan, grabbing his hand.
- > Shrug and walk out.
- > You were nice today, and damn did it feel good.
- > Be Redheart
- > Believe in God for delivering someone to you.
- > You bustle around, grabbing your stethoscope and listen to the poor kid's heartbeat.
- > A little irregular, but still beating. Good, the last thing this school needs is a dead kid.
- > You check his eyes, noting that they're unfocused.
- > Notice that the girl hasn't left, smile.
- > Oh young love.
- > Be Vinyl
- > You know she's seen the scarf, but you hide it anyway.
- "Is that a present from your boyfriend."
- > You twitch.
- > Nolan...your boyfriend.
- > A girl could only dream.
- > But to keep up appearances, you nod.
- > "Ahaha...of course! B-Because it keeps a piece of him n-near me all the time."
- > Grin, hoping she bought it.
- > Be Nolan
- > You're almost coherent now.
- > Someone is grabbing your hand. It's Amy.
- > Sit up a little too quickly.
- > Wince. "A-Amy?"
- *whimper* "Oh, Nolan, I;m so glad you're ok!"
- > Give the nurse a look that ays you'd like to have a a bit of privacy.
- > She understands and says there's something she needs from the teacher's lounge.
- > Redheart: Exit, stage left.
- > Clear your throat, "Amy...I can explain what you saw at the library."
- > She puts a finger to your lips.
- "I don't want to hear it. Your safe. That's all that matters. We'll talk later."
- > Eh?
- > Be Snails
- > You stare at the YES.
- > You whoop with joy and jump around like a lunatic.
- > Trixie said yes!
- > "Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!"
- > Don't notice (fake) pin drop out of your pocket while you run off.
- > Be Trixie
- > You narrow your eyes, suspicious of her behavior.
- > The poor girl is obviously lying.
- > Without thinking you hug her.
- > "You'll find The One, don't worry."
- "E-eh?"
- > Be Nolan
- > You reach up and pull her close.
- > "What better time than now? They say no time like the present, right?"
- > She doesn't say anything, a cute blush spreading across her cheeks.
- > "I didn't kiss Vinyl, if that's what you were thinking."
- > Her eyes widen.
- "B-but I sa-"
- > You place your hand over her mouth, silencing her.
- > "Let me finish. I was hugging her because she's my friend and she needed comfort."
- "Then what about the scarf."
- > Shit, you hadn't thought that far ahead.
- > Be Snails
- > You're on fucking Cloud 9.
- > The sun is smiling on you and you smile back.
- > You're walking through the shady side of town.
- > Your uncle lives around here.
- > He runs the local donut shop and he's appropriately nicknamed 'Donut Joe'.
- > But that's just his cover.
- > You swallow nervously as you approach the donut shop.
- > You stick your hands in your packets and freeze in terror.
- > Oh god...you lost the pin.
- > Sunset is going to beat the living shit out of you.
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