Loot command

//new short command
!editcom !loot -cd=30 $(user) just got a $(urlfetch https://nightbutt.herokuapp.com/loot)

//slow pastebin dependant command
!addcom !loot -cd=60 $(user) just got a $(eval r=Math.random;f=s=>s.join(',').split(",");l=f(["$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2EEdb7f)","$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2AnlBvD)","$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2NXc5Df)"]);u=f(["$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2Ao0aux)","$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2JdD2Sr)","$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2R6Qr1a)"]);g=f(["$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2PVXGsz)","$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2OPX5fM)"]);n=r();d=n>0.23?n>0.57?g:u:l;d[~~(r()*(d.length-1))])

//old version
!addcom !loot -cd=10 $(user) just got a $(eval var a=["$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2EEdb7f)","$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2AnlBvD)","$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2NXc5Df)"].join(',').split(",");b=["$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2Ao0aux)","$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2JdD2Sr)","$(urlfetch https://bit.ly/2R6Qr1a)"].join(',').split(",");c=Math.random()>0.25?b:a;c[Math.floor(Math.random()*(c.length-1))];)