[Classic FR] Spice Girls

>Day somehow the internet in Equestria.
>Wake up to the sun peeking through the cracks of your window blinds.
>Yawn and stretch.
>Today feels like it's going to be a pretty good day.
>Head into the kitchen and pour yourself a bowl of Generic Crunch.
>Have yourself a nice peaceful breakfast.
>Take a shower, getting nice and clean.
>Always a great way to start the day.
>You even get the chance to grab the paper from the porch.
>All without any sign of Nervous Rapist.
>Today was looking up.
>Walking in from getting the paper, you shut your door.
>Not a moment later, there's a soft knocking.
>How the-?
>Turn around and open it.
>It's Fluttershy, like always.
>But this time she brought Cyan Quick.
>Guess that's what took her so long today...
No, Fluttershy.
>Start to shut the door.
>"But... but..." Fluttershy whimpers and starts to tear up.
>"Look Anon, just let Fluttershy do this, okay?" Dash sighs.
Fine... Hurry up.
>Fluttershy's eyes light up and she immediately produces a reddish-brown powder.
>She promptly douses Rainbow Dash in it.
>Then she hops up on her hind legs, using her front hooves to 'present' the now-lightly-coated Dash. "Ta-da!"
>You just stare blankly.
What am I... looking at exactly?
>She's clearly flustered. "But, but... I read that humans always wanted to [spoiler]cumin Rainbow Dash...[/spoiler]
>You slam the door.
>How did she know?!
>If you weren't careful, you'd end up
>Fucking Rainbow Dash.