ZIZEK V PETERSON

Zizek v Peterson: Match of the Millenium Drinking Game

Take a very small sip every time JP doesn't even remotely answer a question
Take a very small sip if Zizek says something that might be smart, but you can't understand because his cocaine addiction & Eastern European accent have ruined his ability to pronounce English words

Drink if JP looks like he is malnourished when he walks on stage
Drink if Zizek is wearing like T-Shirt+Jeans/Sweatpants
Drink if Zizek mentions "Lacanian Desire Subjects/Objects"(I don't remember what the fuck its called)
Drink if JP mentions the "Intellectual Dark Web"
Take one drink every five times Zizek rubs his nose
Drink if JP mentions Cultural Marxism
Drink if Zizek says one of these four phrases exactly "That's pure ideology" or "that's pure capitalist ideology" or "that's pure neoliberal ideology" or "That's pure neoliberal capitalist ideology" (Take a sip if it's without the "pure")
Drink if JP says some weird old timey slang word like "buckaroo"
Drink if Zizek makes fun of JP's fans

Drink for five if they come to some weird agreement about how they think #MeToo is bad
Drink for five if JP reiterates his dumb theory that Marxists and "post-modernists" have like the same beliefs

Finish your drink if JP mentions lobsters or cleaning one's room