References, references everywhere

>Wake up about 3AM
>Police outside
>SHITSHITSHIT
>Neighbors must have finally caught on to all those years of fluffy pony abuse
>Run down the hall to open the safe room and all the fluffies run out
>You tell them "Daddy's in big trouble!" and that "You need their help"
>They have no idea whats going on but they nod in agreement
>A few of them get scared of the loud noises outside and shit themselves but the rest dont really notice
>Good thing you keep your military issued Beretta with you as it could get ugly
>Police bust down you door
>"POLICE, GET ON THE FLOOR!
>"EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!"
>nope.avi
>You fire off two rounds into the kneecaps of the first two officers as you retreat deeper into your home
>Fluffy pony impedes the way of the next officer in the home
>"NOBAWDY HUWTS DADA! WEVE US AWONE!" it says and puffs out its cheeks in an attempt to look scary
>The officer punts it across the room, breaking nearly every bone in its body in the process
>Last stand in your bedroom
>It seems every fluffy pony was trampled in the chaos or just died doing something stupid  in an attempt to "protect" you
>Police has you surrounded
>Take an arrow to the knee
>WTF
>An enemy AC-130 destroys all the cop cars outside and knocks everyone in the house on their ass
>RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT AC-130 WITH YOUR SMOKE GRENADE!
>Apparently one fluffy pony survived the onslaught and the only thing it can manage to say is "MY BWAIN EZ FULL OF FWUCK" before it gets snatched up by an eagle.
>Wake up next morning with Molestia next to you
>You get up and open the front door
>INCEPTION
>THEN you get on the floor, and do the dinosaur