The Divorce Party (2019)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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[airplane flying]

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[protagonist] I'm going to tell you the
story, about how I met someone remarkable.

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[pilot] We would like
to welcome you to Savanna.

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The temperature on the ground is 70
degrees, and the local time is...

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[background music]

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[protagonist] I'd just
flown in for a job interview.

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I had already
prepaid for my come-pick car,

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when the rental place
had a water main break.

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[phone voice] I'm sorry sir, we are
going to have to cancel your reservation.

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[protagonist] The car rental lot had
flooded. I didn't have time for this.

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I was already running a little late,
and I was trying to remember my answers

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to all the pre-interview
questions I'd practiced,

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so I had them drop me
off at the closest place.

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Excuse me, can you pull over?
Excuse me.

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[protagonist] Then suddenly,
I was standing in front of her.

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[Susan] Thank you for
choosing Savanna Car Rentals.

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How can I help...

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[protagonist] I can't remember
which one of us smiled first.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I just want to get a car.

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Okay.

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That's me, yeah.

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July 10th?

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I'm May 10th.
What are the chances?

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[protagonist] Actually, the chances
are one in 30, but that didn't matter.

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We both could
feel something happening.

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Cool.

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[protagonist] By the end of
my first four hours in Savanna,

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I had a job,
and more importantly,

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I had a date.

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A little less than a year
later, we were married,

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and to think, it all happened because
some guy working for Savanna Water

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forgot to regulate the pressure.

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[laughter]

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[Nate] Every time,
I think we should remodel.

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- [Susan] I speak up and say, "We have to go to Paris."
- Great, then let's go to Paris.

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And then I wake up the next morning,
and say, "we have to remodel".

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- [laughter]
- We've been trying to decide

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if we want to put
in a new pool in the backyard,

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or take that trip to Cabo.

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I'm very glad that we decided
that we are going to do the pool.

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Honey, I thought
we decided on Cabo?

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Yes, right.
No, we are going to Cabo.

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- [Jan] We are going to Cabo.
- [Dan] Brain fart. Wow.

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- [doorbell rings]
- That must be Katie and Chuck.

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There are the wines.
She's white, he's red.

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- Hi.
- [cries]

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Katie, are you okay?

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- Where's Chuck?
- [cries]

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That's why all these jobs are moving to Florida
and Texas. There's no state income tax.

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- [Dan] A part of me has always wanted to live in Texas.
- All those tornadoes,

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- it's so dangerous.
- Then, how about Florida?

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Florida is great.
It's right next door.

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Well, they have a lot of hurricanes...
It's...[chuckles]

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Not to mention the humidity.

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- It's...
- [Katie cries]

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We were supposed to go
to Florida this summer.

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His sister's getting married.

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We have the plane tickets
already, and the hotel, and my...

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My... bridesmaid's dress,

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and he even said, it was going
to be like our second honeymoon.

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But then he screwed
a girl he met online.

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Katie, would you like
to lie down or...

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Guys, I'm fine.

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[sighs]

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I'm going to be
a divorce wedding planner.

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That's great.

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More Syrah, anyone?

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- [Jan] Yes.
- [Dan] Yes.

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[Sabrina] Yes, okay.

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[Dan] Jan might have some Xanax.

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Steve and Sabrina
just liked our photo.

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- [smirks]
- They just said, where's their invite?

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- I've always liked them.
- Yes, they are nice. We haven't seen them in a while.

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We should invite them
to the next barbecue.

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Maybe we can have a cookout competition.
He's always bragging about his brisket.

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- It's not that good.
- No, it's too dry.

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- No way.
- What?

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Chuck just changed
his status to single.

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- He did?
- Yes.

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Well, that is disgusting.
You should unfriend him.

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- No, okay.
- It's up to you.

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Only do it if it's
what you really want.

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[background music]

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[Colin] If we go, I'll buy
you the first three rounds.

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- If he doesn't go, you owe me.
- [Jake] I could take that.

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- Prove me right, Nate.
- No, prove me wrong.

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We've got an extra ticket
for the game tonight.

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He thinks if we
offered to you, you won't go.

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- He thinks you will.
- It's the first three rounds on the winner.

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- Guys, I can't.
- [laughter] There it is.

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- Victory.
- I would love to, but I can't. Tonight, I've got plans...

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Susan, steak, chips,
game shows waiting at home?

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[laughs] That was last night actually.
No, tonight's remodeling shows.

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Susan and I are re-doing the new bathroom.
She'd kill me if I missed it,

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but I'll go
with you guys next time.

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You realize you tell us that
every single week, right?

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Look, it's cool. Just tell us you'd
rather go home and hang with your wife.

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- We'll stop asking.
- No, it's just... If I start going out on a guys' night,

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then she'll start going on girls
nights, and then before you know it,

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I'm only going to
see her on the weekends.

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- And that's wrong because?
- Weekends are for projects.

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- Projects?
- Yes, mowing the lawn, painting the trim, building a new deck.

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Look, Susan and I made a commitment
to make our commitment work,

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- and you know what that takes?
- Masochistic guilt?

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No, it takes commitment.

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When you guys find
the right relationship,

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you'll love that commitment.

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No, man, you're right.

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You're right. I mean, we are
just gonna go to the game,

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we're going to get hammered, we're
going to probably embarrass ourselves...

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- Yes.
- ...in front of some coeds.

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But you, you'd rather go home to your wife.
That's amazing.

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- Yes.
- Seriously, man.

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- You're kind of lucky.
- I tell myself that every day.

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[voice on tv] Just to clean down these
walls. Free it up from all the...

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That is a great idea for
a backsplash. What do you think?

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I don't know. What do you think?

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- Maybe.
- Yes, maybe.

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- Love you.
- Love you, too.

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[Dan] Well, we want to do the infinity
pool because it looks amazing, but...

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- [doorbell rings]
- Grab your glasses. He's Riesling, she's champagne.

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- Hi.
- Hello.

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I can't eat it.

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I thought you loved cheesecake?

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I do, but I made
a deal with Deborah.

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She stops using her passive-aggressive
manipulation to make me go visit her mother,

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and I lose ten pounds.

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Well, eh,
commitment takes compromise.

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No, it takes ignorance.

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- What's this?
- Some event the city's hosting.

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They're looking for a design
for the new concert hall.

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- Cool, are you going?
- Christ.

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I wish, but I've got
Deborah's third annual

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organic guacamole competition that
she hosts every year with her sisters.

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- That sounds fun.
- Yes, if you don't have a dick.

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You should go to that though. They have
free food, free booze, and who knows,

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you might even get
inspired to design something.

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- Right.
- [phone buzzing]

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It's the wife.

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Time to compromise.

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- Hey.
- Hey, I left some frosting off the list this morning,

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so can you pick some up? It's in
aisle three, next to the flour.

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Yes, but frosting for what?

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I told Dan and Jan that we
would bring a cake on Friday.

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- Nate?
- Yes, sorry.

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Do we really want to go to that?

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I mean, it's just to celebrate the first
day of construction on the new pool.

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- What else would we do?
- Well, I was thinking,

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the city is hosting this event to find
architects to design the new concert hall

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and, I don't know, I thought
it sounded like it could be fun.

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[car alarms]

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- Susan?
- Yes. No, I mean, we could go,

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but last time we went to one of those
things you were bored out of your mind

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and you made me promise
that we would never go again.

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Besides, we already told
Dan and Jan we would be there.

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You know what?
It was unbearable.

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Intolerable, but it's up to you.

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I'll only do it
if it's what you really want.

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[car alarms]

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- [door closes]
- [Nate] Hello.

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- [Susan cries]
- [Nate] Susan?

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- What's wrong?
- [Susan] It just hit me, okay?

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This wave of emotion,
this feeling

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and I don't know
how to describe it,

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but every part of me realize
that every part of me is just...

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Unhappy?

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Miserable.

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Miserable?

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Miserable?
How is that even possible?

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One minute I'm on the phone and we're debating
what to do Friday night and then the next,

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you tell me that you're miserable.
How the fuck is that even possible?

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It just is, okay?

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No, no, listen to me.

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Let's talk about this.

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What can we do?

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What can I do to fix this?

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I wish I knew.

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[soft music]

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[protagonist] I really think I just
needed to put this all in perspective.

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[door slams]

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I mean, what marriage didn't
have a little bump in the road?

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A hill to climb.

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I figured that when our friends
heard about this Friday night,

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they'd cut the cake
and toast to Nate's night out.

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- Good morning.
- Oh my. Nate, what the hell are you doing?

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I just thought we could talk.
I brought us some coffee.

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Okay, but don't just
barge in on me when I'm naked.

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What are you talking about? I've
seen you naked a thousand times.

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I don't get
what the big deal is.

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Look, we're having some issues

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and I don't want
to complicate things.

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I don't have any issues. You said
you were unhappy. I'm not unhappy.

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- I love our life, our marriage, getting to sleep in my own bed.
- I know.

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- I feel different, okay?
- Different?

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Better.

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- What do you mean, better?
- What do you think I mean?

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Do you want me to lie to you?

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Maybe.

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But the fourth wife,
she was a real looker.

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We both got our
money's worth on that one.

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So, do you think you, uh,
could ever get married again?

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No. No, no, no, no.
I don't think so. I'm...

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I'm so unlucky.
If it were raining pussies,

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the one that would land on my head
would have a dick already in it.

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All right, moving on.

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Ed, how about you, any movement
with your action items this week?

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Yes. I finally got rid of that
hyphen at the end of my name,

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so I'm no longer Ed Smith-Myers.
I'm just Ed Smith.

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Congratulations, Ed.

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You're making real progress.
I'm proud of you.

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Nate, how about you?

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Would you like
to share with the group?

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Hi, I'm Nate.

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I just came
to check this out because

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American Voices
is finished for this season,

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so I had a little bit
of extra time this week.

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I don't really
know what I'm doing here.

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[typing on keyboard]

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[computer beeps]

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[customer] I know, I got really lucky,
I was able to get an earlier flight.

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It means we can definitely make
it to Peter and Penny's potluck.

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Yes, yes,
I'll pick up a bottle of Syrah.

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You look like the expert.
Are the waffles here any good?

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Are the waffles here any good?
Yes, yes, they're okay.

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I had better. My wife actually
makes really good waffles.

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Wholegrain, soy milk, egg whites
and we only use grade A maple syrup,

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00:16:08,998 --> 00:16:11,702
medium amber in the little
maple leaf bottle from Vermont.

231
00:16:13,169 --> 00:16:17,806
Susan has this way of pouring the
maple syrup into every other square,

232
00:16:17,808 --> 00:16:20,508
there's never too much
but never too little.

233
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:25,413
She would even take the butter out of the
fridge an hour before we ate so it softens,

234
00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:28,852
then when it hits the top of the waffle,
it just melts in every direction.

235
00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:39,464
I bet you can't
wait to get home.

236
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:44,669
[knocks]

237
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,639
[Dan] I placed the Blueridge mountain,
the problem is we got to use it.

238
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:52,542
- [Jan] We go back and forth and I say...
- Hey, Nate.

239
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,744
- [Jan] I have to go to Asheville and he says...
- [Dan] How's it going?

240
00:16:55,746 --> 00:16:58,514
- I feel like it's been a while.
- Yes, it has, hasn't it?

241
00:16:58,516 --> 00:17:01,488
We cannot decide. [laughs]

242
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:06,656
Nate, what a surprise.

243
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,225
Yes, it is a surprise, isn't it?

244
00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:14,831
You're having a dinner party with all
our friends as if nothing even happened.

245
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,634
- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm really good.

246
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,069
Thanks for asking.
I'm getting along just swell.

247
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:23,508
I'm really glad that you're
making good use of our time apart.

248
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,176
The space that you wanted so bad
is treating you well. Then hey,

249
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:29,646
- it's just shits and giggles here at my expense, isn't it?
- It's not like that,

250
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,085
- let's just go upstairs and talk.
- Holy shit.

251
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:37,856
Is that the new 65-inch 4K HDTV
with crystal clear pixilation,

252
00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:40,791
the one that I wanted to get
instead of redoing the bathroom?

253
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,229
[Nick] Okay, the rocking ribs

254
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:49,504
are ready to be tasted.
Who wants some more pinot?

255
00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:55,543
Oh. Hey, how's it going?
I'm Nick. Good to meet you.

256
00:17:57,712 --> 00:18:02,181
- What's your name?
- My name is Nate Brown.

257
00:18:02,183 --> 00:18:06,752
- Nate Brown.
- It's on the mail that comes here. It's on the cable bill.

258
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,987
- Nate, can we please just talk about this...
- You know what?

259
00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:12,058
It's really not the fact that you're
screwing my wife that bothers me,

260
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:15,061
because honestly, that I
could get over, but Susan,

261
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:18,031
if you're going to let this guy
wear my "kiss the cook" apron,

262
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:21,901
use my dripless basting brush and
cook in my 44-inch combo grill,

263
00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:25,705
then I'm sorry, but you're
nothing but a filthy whore.

264
00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:28,041
[door slams]

265
00:18:28,043 --> 00:18:31,878
I'm just having a really hard time
adjusting to everything right now.

266
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,747
- Hard, how?
- Well...

267
00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:39,152
I... I just feel like my whole
life is turned upside down, right?

268
00:18:39,154 --> 00:18:42,892
And I don't know
where to start, you know.

269
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:47,594
I'm also dealing with some
pretty big issues at the moment

270
00:18:47,596 --> 00:18:50,831
like not being allowed back into my
own house that I bought and paid for.

271
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:55,136
But then, there's also like the little things
that bother me even more than being homeless.

272
00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:57,938
Like I passed our Thai
food place the other night.

273
00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:01,944
We loved Thai food, it was our
favorite and every time we'd go,

274
00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:05,947
I would get the chicken skewers and she would
get the garlic beef and then we'd share.

275
00:19:05,949 --> 00:19:06,884
And it's like...

276
00:19:08,986 --> 00:19:11,786
What the fuck
am I supposed to do now?

277
00:19:11,788 --> 00:19:14,590
I mean, I can't get both.

278
00:19:14,592 --> 00:19:15,693
Hey.

279
00:19:17,294 --> 00:19:20,262
It's just
going to take some time.

280
00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:22,764
How long have
you been coming here?

281
00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:24,303
15 years.

282
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:33,375
I would've gone to Paris.

283
00:19:33,377 --> 00:19:37,282
No, she remodels.

284
00:19:38,717 --> 00:19:40,819
[Katie] Nate?

285
00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:43,788
Nate Brown.

286
00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:49,028
It's Katie, Katie Franco,

287
00:19:50,895 --> 00:19:54,097
- used to be Hamilton.
- Oh, Katie.

288
00:19:54,099 --> 00:19:57,267
Katie, hi!

289
00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:59,202
What the hell happened to you?

290
00:19:59,204 --> 00:20:01,104
I'll take that as a compliment.

291
00:20:01,106 --> 00:20:05,776
And you look
like you always did.

292
00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:09,680
Really? Because half of me
is divorcing the other half.

293
00:20:09,682 --> 00:20:12,752
- Aw, you too?
- M-hm.

294
00:20:14,954 --> 00:20:17,188
So, what are you up to now?

295
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:20,791
You still helping the betrothed
march to their emotional death?

296
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,927
- God, no.
- Really?

297
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:25,363
That... that was your life.
You lived for it.

298
00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:29,800
No, I had what could
be innocently described

299
00:20:29,802 --> 00:20:33,270
as a complete fucking meltdown
where I lost my cool on a customer

300
00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:35,877
to the point where
they called off the engagement.

301
00:20:36,877 --> 00:20:38,778
Probably good you quit.

302
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,247
Are you kidding? It was
like the best day of my life.

303
00:20:41,249 --> 00:20:45,017
I... suddenly felt
empowered and inspired

304
00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:48,290
and it allowed me to shed the
past and take hold of my own life.

305
00:20:51,425 --> 00:20:54,859
I thought from that moment on

306
00:20:54,861 --> 00:20:57,195
of my breakup as my wakeup,

307
00:20:57,197 --> 00:21:01,233
as the moment in my life when
I said, "I am my own person.

308
00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:05,305
I'm not just half of Katie
and Chuck. I'm Katie Franco."

309
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:09,943
and the fun of the single thing is starting
over. Don't commiserate, celebrate.

310
00:21:09,945 --> 00:21:12,479
- What is there to celebrate?
- You.

311
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:14,815
Your newfound freedom,
your independence.

312
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:18,320
- The new life you're about to embark on.
- Celebrate being single?

313
00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:24,258
My... my marriage
was everything to me.

314
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:28,162
Operative word: Was. You got
to start living in the now.

315
00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:30,164
- Fuck the past.
- Fuck the past?

316
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:32,232
- Seize your future.
- Carpe diem?

317
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:35,238
Listen, you guys
planned a wedding, right?

318
00:21:36,272 --> 00:21:39,176
That was just one big party.
Why don't you throw another one?

319
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:41,912
I don't know,
I guess I could try.

320
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:47,017
I just don't know if I could pull it off.
Seems like a lot to celebrate just moi.

321
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:50,221
Who else would
you rather celebrate?

322
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:56,425
Well, listen.
Call me if you need me.

323
00:21:56,427 --> 00:21:58,393
I'm back to being an accountant.

324
00:21:58,395 --> 00:22:01,199
Taxes after
a divorce can be a bit tricky.

325
00:22:06,937 --> 00:22:10,105
[typing on keyboard]

326
00:22:10,107 --> 00:22:11,174
Cele...

327
00:22:11,176 --> 00:22:12,945
...brate.

328
00:22:18,516 --> 00:22:22,254
7:00 p.m.

329
00:22:31,196 --> 00:22:33,329
[Susan]
This is so out of character.

330
00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:36,499
I'm honestly surprised
he came up with it himself.

331
00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:38,869
Really? You think?

332
00:22:38,871 --> 00:22:43,573
If that was my ex-husband,
I... I would sabotage the party

333
00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:47,314
and make a complete ass out of him
in front of all of his loser friends.

334
00:22:48,948 --> 00:22:50,915
Hypothetically
speaking, you know.

335
00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:55,084
[laughs] Jan loves
her little hypotheticals.

336
00:22:55,086 --> 00:22:57,955
- You know, I just... Throwing a party is hard.
- It's tough.

337
00:22:57,957 --> 00:23:02,827
It's not just buying a six-pack
and serving some onion dip,

338
00:23:02,829 --> 00:23:05,130
it's... it's a lot more,
you know.

339
00:23:05,132 --> 00:23:08,499
I always planned who's
coming and what we would serve

340
00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:10,537
and where they
would sit, you know?

341
00:23:12,072 --> 00:23:14,171
I always made him
feel like he was involved.

342
00:23:14,173 --> 00:23:17,342
Yeah, he always had those amazing
syrupy sweet and spicy ribs.

343
00:23:17,344 --> 00:23:22,514
- Seriously? It was seriously not syrupy.
- Misspoke.

344
00:23:22,516 --> 00:23:28,220
And if I hadn't added white pepper
to the rub, it would have been bland.

345
00:23:28,222 --> 00:23:32,958
And if I didn't constantly baste
the ribs, it would've burned.

346
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,964
If I didn't serve merlot, he
would've served chardonnay, so.

347
00:23:37,966 --> 00:23:41,566
- That would not have gone...
- You can't do that.

348
00:23:41,568 --> 00:23:43,471
After the term alimony?

349
00:23:44,972 --> 00:23:47,543
Permanent alimony.

350
00:23:48,978 --> 00:23:54,350
Her pension contribution
entitlement, her car insurance.

351
00:23:55,617 --> 00:23:57,820
Her healthcare coverage.

352
00:23:58,554 --> 00:24:01,490
I see 17% of my salary.

353
00:24:02,590 --> 00:24:05,227
One-seven.

354
00:24:08,063 --> 00:24:10,433
No wonder I feel 83% like shit.

355
00:24:13,603 --> 00:24:15,105
The irony?

356
00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:21,911
Before our first date,
I dreamed of fucking her

357
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,382
and now she's fucking me.

358
00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:29,086
Right up the ass.

359
00:24:32,454 --> 00:24:36,291
Okay. Uh...

360
00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:39,997
Anyone else have
anything they'd like to add?

361
00:24:41,531 --> 00:24:43,300
I have something.

362
00:24:44,969 --> 00:24:46,438
Uhm...

363
00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:52,377
I was actually trying to think about
this divorce thing in a whole new way.

364
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,510
So instead of
feeling like shit about it,

365
00:24:55,512 --> 00:24:58,982
I decided why not have a party?

366
00:24:58,984 --> 00:25:04,988
I'm... I'm sorry,
why not have a what?

367
00:25:04,990 --> 00:25:06,425
A divorce party.

368
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:09,559
Nate...

369
00:25:09,561 --> 00:25:14,263
I... I think
that might be misdirecting

370
00:25:14,265 --> 00:25:16,700
some of the pain
that you're feeling.

371
00:25:16,702 --> 00:25:20,670
Yeah, why would
you want to do that?

372
00:25:20,672 --> 00:25:23,473
I mean, you could think
about it any way you want,

373
00:25:23,475 --> 00:25:27,345
but you'd still be broadcasting
your failure to the world.

374
00:25:27,347 --> 00:25:31,415
We come in here to share
our lives with each other,

375
00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:33,684
but we keep it in this room.

376
00:25:33,686 --> 00:25:36,454
You want to share your
misery with the world?

377
00:25:36,456 --> 00:25:41,128
Fine, but for me,
I... I'd rather be safe in here,

378
00:25:42,027 --> 00:25:44,497
than deal with
what's going on out there.

379
00:25:46,331 --> 00:25:50,271
[radio playing]

380
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,606
I need to understand how I,

381
00:25:54,608 --> 00:25:57,509
a guy that I think
is pretty normal, not offensive,

382
00:25:57,511 --> 00:26:02,179
only rarely loses his temper in public,
only has one guest attending his party.

383
00:26:02,181 --> 00:26:04,318
- What party?
- The divorce party.

384
00:26:06,053 --> 00:26:08,387
The one that you RSVP'd to?

385
00:26:08,389 --> 00:26:10,626
Oh, yeah. Here it is.

386
00:26:11,659 --> 00:26:15,695
Well, first of all,
I RSVP yes to every invite.

387
00:26:15,697 --> 00:26:18,563
It doesn't mean I'm going, it
means that you think I'm going.

388
00:26:18,565 --> 00:26:22,537
So for the next week, if I see you at spin
class, you don't think I'm lame for saying no.

389
00:26:23,537 --> 00:26:26,238
Then, about an hour
before the party starts,

390
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,175
I send you an email with
something along the lines of,

391
00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:32,344
"Oh my God,
I'm so sorry I can't make it.

392
00:26:32,346 --> 00:26:34,215
But do a shot for me.
Love you. Katie."

393
00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:37,284
So you weren't coming either?

394
00:26:37,286 --> 00:26:38,688
No, of course not.

395
00:26:40,288 --> 00:26:43,457
- Okay.
- Listen, Nate. I don't know what to tell you.

396
00:26:43,459 --> 00:26:47,127
You decided to throw a party and now you're
realizing that without your marriage,

397
00:26:47,129 --> 00:26:49,396
no one feels obligated
to show up just for you.

398
00:26:49,398 --> 00:26:50,533
Why not?

399
00:26:52,034 --> 00:26:55,271
Because you used to be half of
something and now you're all of nothing.

400
00:26:56,305 --> 00:26:58,840
- Don't you think that's kind of your fault?
- Oh, my fault?

401
00:26:58,842 --> 00:27:02,377
Yeah. I mean, you gave me the whole,
"Don't commiserate, celebrate" speech.

402
00:27:02,379 --> 00:27:05,112
Nate, please.
Look at your invite.

403
00:27:05,114 --> 00:27:08,719
Chips and dip at the Savannah Inn
Express isn't a party, it's pathetic.

404
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:14,255
- I got the Double Deluxe Suite.
- Nate, if you want to have a successful divorce party,

405
00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,391
- you got to treat this as if...
- As if what?

406
00:27:16,393 --> 00:27:19,494
As if it was
as important as your wedding.

407
00:27:19,496 --> 00:27:23,565
Okay. Look, if I had 30 grand to
spend, I'd throw something cool,

408
00:27:23,567 --> 00:27:25,868
- but I don't have that kind of money.
- Are you telling me

409
00:27:25,870 --> 00:27:29,170
your new life is only worth a bag of
tortilla chips and a jar of salsa?

410
00:27:29,172 --> 00:27:31,140
Because that's what I'm hearing.

411
00:27:31,142 --> 00:27:34,543
Okay, think about it. If you
were getting married somehow,

412
00:27:34,545 --> 00:27:39,284
you and your over-eager bride would find the
money to flaunt your new life together, right?

413
00:27:43,887 --> 00:27:46,354
Why don't you throw it for me?

414
00:27:46,356 --> 00:27:47,790
What?

415
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,326
I mean, you love doing that.
You lived for it.

416
00:27:50,328 --> 00:27:51,230
No.

417
00:27:52,431 --> 00:27:55,268
What I lived for
was a feeling, you know?

418
00:27:57,269 --> 00:28:00,673
The rush of making a memory that could
maybe carry somebody through a lifetime.

419
00:28:01,573 --> 00:28:02,475
Like...

420
00:28:04,276 --> 00:28:06,512
I was creating a piece of art,

421
00:28:08,379 --> 00:28:10,148
and I was the artist,

422
00:28:13,453 --> 00:28:15,620
but that was the past.

423
00:28:15,622 --> 00:28:18,221
Your specialty was sending
people off into the world,

424
00:28:18,223 --> 00:28:20,293
with the memory
of the best day of their lives.

425
00:28:21,461 --> 00:28:23,697
Help me have
a new best day of my life.

426
00:28:24,664 --> 00:28:26,333
Make me a work of art.

427
00:28:27,533 --> 00:28:28,668
Please?

428
00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:40,179
Okay. If you can find
the money to pay my full fee

429
00:28:40,181 --> 00:28:43,315
and allow me to plan something
with the bells and whistles

430
00:28:43,317 --> 00:28:47,255
that keeps my former reputation
intact, then I'll do it.

431
00:28:50,390 --> 00:28:51,892
Okay.

432
00:28:53,426 --> 00:28:56,164
[optimistic music playing]

433
00:29:10,878 --> 00:29:14,449
[door opens and closes]

434
00:29:24,726 --> 00:29:28,529
- [Susan] Okay, are we good?
- [Nick] Okay. All right.

435
00:29:28,531 --> 00:29:29,799
Look at that body.

436
00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:40,476
[Nick moaning] Fuck, yeah.

437
00:29:41,543 --> 00:29:45,314
[Nick] Ooh, yeah. Come on, baby.

438
00:29:46,717 --> 00:29:50,452
[grunts and laughs]

439
00:29:50,454 --> 00:29:53,655
Oh, Jesus Christ already!

440
00:29:53,657 --> 00:29:56,724
Nate! What the hell
are you doing here?

441
00:29:56,726 --> 00:29:59,628
Oh, my God.
I thought you'd be at work.

442
00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:03,365
There must be some reason, some urgent
need that absolutely could not wait.

443
00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:06,267
- Well, I need my tennis shoes.
- Your tennis shoes?

444
00:30:06,269 --> 00:30:08,837
Yeah, I looked in the closet and
on the shoe rack and I just...

445
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:13,341
Yeah, dude, yeah
right behind my ab-roller.

446
00:30:13,343 --> 00:30:16,012
Yeah.

447
00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:19,482
Yes, little guy, huh?

448
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,486
He's...

449
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:26,224
Size eight and a half, right?

450
00:30:27,758 --> 00:30:30,693
Nine and a half. [clears throat]

451
00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:35,301
Yeah, thank you. Okay.

452
00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:41,071
[Nate] There I was standing in front of my
soon to be ex and her buck naked boyfriend

453
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:45,909
and it was clear, the ring
meant absolutely nothing to her.

454
00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:50,813
It was like she was void of that gush
of emotion that she had when I proposed.

455
00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:56,519
I spent weeks, months even
researching the stupid four C's:

456
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,489
cut, color, clarity, and carat.

457
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:03,695
I organized a flash mob
for the perfect proposal.

458
00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:06,267
I even hired dancers
to present the ring.

459
00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:11,568
I mean, the fucking absurdity of
this invented tradition where men

460
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,640
have to bust their ass

461
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:18,479
and spend three months salary just
to express their undying devotion.

462
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,980
I mean, when
the hell did that start?

463
00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:24,885
When men were stupid
enough to fall for it.

464
00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:28,687
I don't know, maybe
I should just give it back.

465
00:31:28,689 --> 00:31:32,958
Well, the courts look at an engagement
ring as a promise of a marriage,

466
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,728
and that the bride fulfills that
promise, and your ex certainly did.

467
00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:39,797
It's supposedly hers,
free and clear.

468
00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:43,000
- You think I should return it?
- Hell no, it's a bullshit law.

469
00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:48,610
Hock that ring and you get as much
money for it as you can, fuck her.

470
00:31:53,882 --> 00:31:57,750
This is the Bridal Bible,
all my girls used to get one.

471
00:31:57,752 --> 00:32:03,091
It's the "how to" for the "I do" even if we're
celebrating the death of your marriage.

472
00:32:04,725 --> 00:32:08,795
Since you've been lost in the
delusional fairy tale of marriage,

473
00:32:08,797 --> 00:32:11,832
how about
something truly romantic?

474
00:32:11,834 --> 00:32:14,868
Maybe even a mask party where
we reveal the new Nate Brown.

475
00:32:14,870 --> 00:32:16,605
Hm? What do you think?

476
00:32:19,075 --> 00:32:20,377
[Nate] I don't know.

477
00:32:25,982 --> 00:32:31,152
How about this, you've got a sweeping
view of the water, what's not to love?

478
00:32:31,154 --> 00:32:34,625
And we could even do maybe like,
a little spiritual cleansing in the river.

479
00:32:38,928 --> 00:32:40,098
I don't know.

480
00:32:45,769 --> 00:32:50,875
I thought this could be the perfect place
to be loud and proud about your new life.

481
00:32:52,443 --> 00:32:53,444
What do you think?

482
00:32:55,044 --> 00:32:56,446
Maybe.

483
00:32:59,117 --> 00:33:02,784
What about something
exotic like Indian food?

484
00:33:02,786 --> 00:33:05,590
- We don't like Indian.
- What do you mean we?

485
00:33:06,491 --> 00:33:08,394
I mean me.

486
00:33:10,994 --> 00:33:13,829
- [Nick] That is bitching.
- [Susan] Yeah, and if I serve that,

487
00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:15,831
everyone's going
to think I'm a huge a bitch.

488
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:20,569
Maybe, it's cushy.

489
00:33:20,571 --> 00:33:22,673
It's cringe-worthy.

490
00:33:22,675 --> 00:33:26,108
I don't want people to think that I
have all of this pent-up emotions,

491
00:33:26,110 --> 00:33:29,012
this bitter pill that
I'm forcing them to swallow.

492
00:33:29,014 --> 00:33:30,746
This looks like
a Halloween cake.

493
00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:33,116
Besides, no one even
likes white icing, do they?

494
00:33:33,118 --> 00:33:36,188
I mean, it's just a cake.

495
00:33:38,657 --> 00:33:40,657
I set the seating at a 100.

496
00:33:40,659 --> 00:33:44,994
We can always adjust up if we
need to or down for that matter.

497
00:33:44,996 --> 00:33:49,100
I don't understand why we're working on a
seating chart when I don't have any guests yet.

498
00:33:49,102 --> 00:33:53,774
- That's exactly my point.
- And it's valid, but I don't have anyone to invite.

499
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:58,709
All of my so-called friends were just
bodies that would come over two by two

500
00:33:58,711 --> 00:34:00,645
for bland wine
and safe conversation.

501
00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:02,045
Trust me, I remember that.

502
00:34:02,047 --> 00:34:04,782
Your revolving list
of couple friend guests.

503
00:34:04,784 --> 00:34:06,885
Listen, it doesn't matter,
because I'm pretty sure

504
00:34:06,887 --> 00:34:09,123
those people are going
to go to Susan's party anyways.

505
00:34:10,858 --> 00:34:14,595
Of course, she's having a party.
She lives for those things.

506
00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:21,236
Exactly, so why don't you let her live
her life while you go define yours.

507
00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:25,740
Go find some people
you actually want to be around.

508
00:34:26,807 --> 00:34:29,073
[Colin] 39 trees, 39.

509
00:34:29,075 --> 00:34:31,179
It's got to have greenery.

510
00:34:34,883 --> 00:34:37,283
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, man.

511
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,920
Just wanted to see what you
guys were up to this weekend.

512
00:34:39,922 --> 00:34:44,623
See If you wanted to have some brewskis
or tease some tail or something.

513
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:48,661
I'm sorry, tease some tail?

514
00:34:48,663 --> 00:34:51,631
Yeah, you know,
go out and just...

515
00:34:51,633 --> 00:34:54,033
Everything okay?

516
00:34:54,035 --> 00:34:56,236
Yeah, yeah,
everything's fine. I'm fine.

517
00:34:56,238 --> 00:34:58,941
- Well, better than fine.
- You don't have to lie.

518
00:34:59,976 --> 00:35:02,342
I'm not, lie about what?

519
00:35:02,344 --> 00:35:05,613
A guy's wife who's in my fantasy
league, who also take yoga with Jan,

520
00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:10,017
who apparently attends your dinner
parties, told us that Susan kicked you out.

521
00:35:10,019 --> 00:35:12,320
Why weren't we invited
to those dinner parties?

522
00:35:12,322 --> 00:35:15,822
We're just... We're
working through some issues.

523
00:35:15,824 --> 00:35:18,092
- She's divorcing you.
- That is one of the issues.

524
00:35:18,094 --> 00:35:20,193
Look, those dinner parties
were boring. I was bored.

525
00:35:20,195 --> 00:35:22,663
- You guys would have been bored.
- All right, look,

526
00:35:22,665 --> 00:35:25,299
we see through
your little charade here.

527
00:35:25,301 --> 00:35:27,935
Clearly, everything isn't
hunky dory in Brown manor

528
00:35:27,937 --> 00:35:31,041
and now that there's no Susan,
I'd say you're a little

529
00:35:32,308 --> 00:35:33,975
desperate to hang out with us.

530
00:35:33,977 --> 00:35:36,847
Desperate? I'm not desperate.

531
00:35:38,314 --> 00:35:42,149
- What do you think?
- We're going to that thing this weekend.

532
00:35:42,151 --> 00:35:47,889
[whispering]

533
00:35:47,891 --> 00:35:50,126
- All right, look. Here's the deal, dude, no.
- No.

534
00:35:50,128 --> 00:35:52,695
- Not in this condition.
- What condition?

535
00:35:52,697 --> 00:35:55,764
You're like a caged man
in the zoo of life,

536
00:35:55,766 --> 00:35:59,135
a sad little Panda cub that's
been protected behind bars,

537
00:35:59,137 --> 00:36:03,873
suckling milk from your mother's tits
and now, you don't have a mommy anymore.

538
00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:08,210
Trust us, this is for your own safety. If
we put you into the wild, you'd be killed.

539
00:36:08,212 --> 00:36:10,948
I can survive in the wild, okay?

540
00:36:10,950 --> 00:36:12,252
I can be a tiger.

541
00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:14,787
I can kill.

542
00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:22,426
- Seth. Hey, man.
- Good to see you.

543
00:36:22,428 --> 00:36:24,861
Heidi, what's up, baby?
Looking good.

544
00:36:24,863 --> 00:36:27,367
- Hey.
- Yo.

545
00:36:31,370 --> 00:36:32,739
Alright.

546
00:36:35,808 --> 00:36:38,612
Hi, just be cool, right? Mingle.

547
00:36:47,453 --> 00:36:50,323
[background chattering]

548
00:36:54,427 --> 00:36:59,200
It's good to be out, you know,
on my own, solo, kicking it.

549
00:37:00,233 --> 00:37:03,102
Not having to worry about what time I get
home tonight, so I can make some stupid

550
00:37:03,104 --> 00:37:05,970
brunch plans in the morning,
do you know what that's like?

551
00:37:05,972 --> 00:37:09,809
I mean, dude,
I spent so much time

552
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:13,211
worrying about
Susan this, Susan that.

553
00:37:13,213 --> 00:37:17,151
Trying to keep her happy for her to turn
around one day and tell me that she's unhappy.

554
00:37:18,186 --> 00:37:19,854
What the fuck is up with that?

555
00:37:20,954 --> 00:37:23,392
[cheering]

556
00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:27,393
I mean it's okay. At least I'm not one of those
guys that has to talk about it all the time.

557
00:37:27,395 --> 00:37:29,061
- You know?
- All right, baby.

558
00:37:29,063 --> 00:37:31,764
Your turn to drink,
let's go, okay.

559
00:37:31,766 --> 00:37:34,801
Chug, chug, chug.

560
00:37:34,803 --> 00:37:38,438
[all] Chug, chug, chug.

561
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,074
- [cheers]
- Chug.

562
00:37:42,076 --> 00:37:44,813
I got you. [laughs]

563
00:37:49,985 --> 00:37:53,756
Chad, badass rad Chad.

564
00:37:55,325 --> 00:37:57,795
What's up, motherfucker?

565
00:38:00,430 --> 00:38:05,966
[sighs] Hey dude,

566
00:38:05,968 --> 00:38:07,834
all kidding aside,

567
00:38:07,836 --> 00:38:11,072
- you're a really awesome guy, man.
- Yeah. Yeah.

568
00:38:11,074 --> 00:38:14,879
- Cool, man.
- I love you, buddy.

569
00:38:16,513 --> 00:38:18,149
Hey, we should
hang out sometime.

570
00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:22,350
What do you put in your hair,
too? How do you get it to...

571
00:38:22,352 --> 00:38:26,989
- What do you mean hang out?
- I don't mean that in a gay way.

572
00:38:26,991 --> 00:38:31,159
Like, I'm not trying to pick you up or
take you to like a homo bar or something.

573
00:38:31,161 --> 00:38:36,235
Right, so if you were, you know, trying
to pick me up, would that be a bad thing?

574
00:38:37,168 --> 00:38:38,970
No, that's what I'm saying.

575
00:38:40,938 --> 00:38:44,874
You're a really good
looking guy, but I'm not gay.

576
00:38:44,876 --> 00:38:48,278
- You know, I feel bad for the gays, though.
- Oh, yeah?

577
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,051
Adopting children, and marriage
equality, and like...

578
00:38:55,019 --> 00:38:56,586
Fuck marriage, man.

579
00:38:56,588 --> 00:38:59,123
It's bad enough being
married to the opposite sex,

580
00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:02,359
why the fuck would you want
to be married to the same sex,

581
00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:03,897
you know what I mean?

582
00:39:07,399 --> 00:39:08,801
Sorry.

583
00:39:11,604 --> 00:39:13,372
[door closes]

584
00:39:18,009 --> 00:39:19,212
[Colin] Hey.

585
00:39:20,546 --> 00:39:23,280
Hey, guys.
Do you guys want a drink?

586
00:39:23,282 --> 00:39:26,483
- Fuck no, I don't want a drink.
- Why would you hit on Chad?

587
00:39:26,485 --> 00:39:29,123
- Yeah, what were you thinking?
- What do you mean?

588
00:39:30,257 --> 00:39:32,224
Oh, dude, come on. We're cool.

589
00:39:32,226 --> 00:39:35,930
Hey, Chad, Chad,
do you want a drink?

590
00:39:36,929 --> 00:39:40,264
- Watch, I got this.
- Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Yeah?

591
00:39:40,266 --> 00:39:42,867
Listen, I don't know
who the hell you think you are,

592
00:39:42,869 --> 00:39:46,240
but I think I speak for everyone here when I
tell you that it's time for you to go home.

593
00:39:52,881 --> 00:39:53,982
[curtains being pulled]

594
00:39:57,084 --> 00:39:59,919
[Katie] I think you're in
serious need of inspiration.

595
00:39:59,921 --> 00:40:02,988
- I think you need a date.
- A date?

596
00:40:02,990 --> 00:40:05,390
Yes,
not a girlfriend, not a wife,

597
00:40:05,392 --> 00:40:07,993
not someone
to help you plan everything.

598
00:40:07,995 --> 00:40:11,530
Just someone who might actually enjoy
your company during your divorce party.

599
00:40:11,532 --> 00:40:13,136
A date?

600
00:40:16,906 --> 00:40:19,572
- At least I have one person coming.
- Exactly,

601
00:40:19,574 --> 00:40:22,942
maybe a little momentum will
help figure everything else out.

602
00:40:22,944 --> 00:40:24,546
Where do you want me
to find somebody?

603
00:40:25,514 --> 00:40:28,351
I don't know if you know, but
I'm not the best at socializing.

604
00:40:48,637 --> 00:40:51,472
[music]

605
00:40:51,474 --> 00:40:56,377
It's strange, really. If the
flood hadn't delayed my flight...

606
00:40:56,379 --> 00:41:00,348
I would have been bored sitting there at
my laptop looking at dating sites. [laughs]

607
00:41:00,350 --> 00:41:02,150
I mean, what are the chances?

608
00:41:02,152 --> 00:41:03,953
Tell me more about yourself.

609
00:41:03,955 --> 00:41:06,989
Well, I've always
wanted to go to Ireland.

610
00:41:06,991 --> 00:41:09,123
It just...
it looks so pristine online.

611
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:11,994
Which isn't to say that I feel
the need to go jet-setting

612
00:41:11,996 --> 00:41:14,262
across the world all the time
or anything like that.

613
00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:17,565
I have this really
great couch at home.

614
00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:20,335
It's white. Shabby chic.

615
00:41:20,337 --> 00:41:22,439
So comfortable for watching TV.

616
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:26,041
- It's just too big.
- Too big?

617
00:41:26,043 --> 00:41:28,544
Yes. I mean,
whether it's on the couch...

618
00:41:28,546 --> 00:41:30,546
- Or the beach...
- Or even on the moon...

619
00:41:30,548 --> 00:41:34,084
It's just not the same unless
someone's there by your side

620
00:41:34,086 --> 00:41:36,452
watching remodeling shows
with you.

621
00:41:36,454 --> 00:41:40,055
- Do you like your job?
- It's a job. That's all it is, really.

622
00:41:40,057 --> 00:41:45,160
I know I shouldn't feel that way
about my career, but I don't care.

623
00:41:45,162 --> 00:41:48,366
I told them I don't
want to go into management.

624
00:41:48,368 --> 00:41:50,368
Because I need time to live.

625
00:41:50,370 --> 00:41:52,469
To nurture
the relationships in my life.

626
00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:55,107
To find someone.

627
00:42:01,214 --> 00:42:04,482
- I want to bury it at the party.
- Want to get some

628
00:42:04,484 --> 00:42:08,355
- flowers and a tombstone for it also?
- I'm serious, Nick.

629
00:42:09,555 --> 00:42:12,523
I want to do this.
I need to do this.

630
00:42:12,525 --> 00:42:15,427
I think it's going to be
really therapeutic, you know?

631
00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:18,095
It will help me just
get rid of the ring for good.

632
00:42:18,097 --> 00:42:20,701
- One final symbolic gesture.
- If you say so, baby.

633
00:42:22,568 --> 00:42:26,537
- Makes sense, right?
- Yeah, it makes sense to you, it makes sense to me.

634
00:42:26,539 --> 00:42:28,173
Great.

635
00:42:28,175 --> 00:42:30,211
[music]

636
00:42:37,618 --> 00:42:39,752
You've got to be kidding me.

637
00:42:39,754 --> 00:42:41,123
What are you doing?

638
00:42:42,122 --> 00:42:43,522
[turns video back on]

639
00:42:43,524 --> 00:42:45,725
Reliving
the best day of my life.

640
00:42:45,727 --> 00:42:49,661
Nate, the whole idea is to make your
divorce party your new best day.

641
00:42:49,663 --> 00:42:52,397
I don't want a new best day.
I just want to lie here

642
00:42:52,399 --> 00:42:54,435
until they find my corpse
fused to the comforter.

643
00:43:00,175 --> 00:43:03,644
What? What do you want?

644
00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:08,151
I hate to tell you, but your
bridal bible planning guide sucks.

645
00:43:09,117 --> 00:43:11,452
Finding a date was meant
to help me to get over Susan.

646
00:43:11,454 --> 00:43:13,720
Every girl felt like
some kind of version of Susan,

647
00:43:13,722 --> 00:43:16,292
- except they weren't Susan. Now I can't stop thinking about...
- Susan?

648
00:43:17,492 --> 00:43:22,330
Jesus Christ. Enough with your
whole misery routine. It's tiring.

649
00:43:22,332 --> 00:43:24,499
Then why was
everyone so much like her?

650
00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:26,169
Because of this.

651
00:43:29,238 --> 00:43:31,839
- How did you get that?
- I hacked into your account.

652
00:43:31,841 --> 00:43:35,745
- How do you know my password?
- It's Susan and the year you were married.

653
00:43:37,113 --> 00:43:41,749
You said, "Willing to adjust your
life goals for the right person."

654
00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:44,651
You prefer someone adverse
to breaking up after a year

655
00:43:44,653 --> 00:43:48,891
and are interested in exploring the
interest and hobbies of your next partner?

656
00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:51,360
So what? What's wrong with that?

657
00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:53,561
If someone really likes cycling,
there's no problem

658
00:43:53,563 --> 00:43:56,132
with me taking time out
of my day to do that with them.

659
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:59,201
They want to go on a cruise ship
to Mexico, then sure, why not?

660
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:02,670
- Something to do.
- Do you even like cycling? Or cruising?

661
00:44:02,672 --> 00:44:06,442
That's not the point. It shows that
I'm willing to meet them in the middle.

662
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:10,613
Oh. Is that where you
want to live your life?

663
00:44:10,615 --> 00:44:11,751
In the middle?

664
00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:15,852
- Called compromise.
- No, it's called sacrifice.

665
00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:18,187
Giving up who you are
to be someone you're not.

666
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,457
Sometimes that's what it takes.

667
00:44:20,459 --> 00:44:23,229
That's why Susan and I worked
so well for all those years.

668
00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:29,135
How's it working for you now?

669
00:44:38,210 --> 00:44:40,344
Okay, throw it in.

670
00:44:40,346 --> 00:44:43,614
- I don't want to.
- Do it.

671
00:44:43,616 --> 00:44:47,487
- No.
- Nate.

672
00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:57,564
- Listen, I know how this feels.
- No, you don't.

673
00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:08,742
I'm not as strong
as you think I am.

674
00:45:10,811 --> 00:45:13,381
I thought you got rid of every
picture of you and Chuck?

675
00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:20,618
Believe me, I know this is hard.

676
00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:23,389
I know it better
than anyone else

677
00:45:23,391 --> 00:45:28,230
because you're not just letting go of the past,
but you have to let go of the future too.

678
00:45:29,531 --> 00:45:30,933
The future?

679
00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:35,000
The memories you've dreamed of
that you'll never share

680
00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:39,440
and the kids you won't know and
the Christmases you won't celebrate

681
00:45:41,442 --> 00:45:45,815
and growing old together. You
have to say goodbye to all of it.

682
00:45:47,816 --> 00:45:53,320
- Even if you know it was probably your fault.
- You don't blame Chuck?

683
00:45:53,322 --> 00:45:57,390
You know when people say, "It's not you,
it's me" and they're completely lying?

684
00:45:57,392 --> 00:46:01,361
Well, it actually was me. In trying
to make our relationship perfect,

685
00:46:01,363 --> 00:46:03,699
I completely suffocated him.

686
00:46:14,977 --> 00:46:16,846
Come on, Nate. You can do this.

687
00:46:19,049 --> 00:46:20,785
Start over.

688
00:46:39,403 --> 00:46:40,838
And your wedding picture.

689
00:46:47,744 --> 00:46:49,880
And your honeymoon picture.

690
00:47:02,493 --> 00:47:05,094
And the picture you keep in
your wallet behind your license

691
00:47:05,096 --> 00:47:08,031
next to the spare key that opens
the house that used to be yours.

692
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:12,404
- How did you...
- You're like an addict. I had to search everything.

693
00:47:22,849 --> 00:47:23,884
Now, light it.

694
00:47:55,883 --> 00:47:56,885
[sighs]

695
00:47:57,885 --> 00:47:59,888
[sighs]

696
00:48:01,655 --> 00:48:02,890
[sighs]

697
00:48:22,143 --> 00:48:25,046
[Nate VO] As the memories
of my past burned away,

698
00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:30,519
I couldn't help but wonder why
they've been so damn important to me.

699
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:34,057
She was right all along.

700
00:48:35,724 --> 00:48:37,892
Carpe diem.

701
00:48:37,894 --> 00:48:41,796
The future holds
the memories of tomorrow

702
00:48:41,798 --> 00:48:45,102
and I was ready
to experience every single one.

703
00:48:52,642 --> 00:48:56,042
[Katie] Okay, so my whole plan for
tonight is that you're no longer Nate.

704
00:48:56,044 --> 00:48:59,514
- Who am I?
- You're going to choose an alter ego and role play.

705
00:48:59,516 --> 00:49:02,918
Trust me, this works. I used it
whenever my brides were really nervous

706
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,824
about their wedding. It breaks you out of
that shell and gives you that confidence

707
00:49:07,723 --> 00:49:10,026
that, frankly, you have
none of and desperately need.

708
00:49:11,094 --> 00:49:12,793
So, who do you think
I should be?

709
00:49:12,795 --> 00:49:15,596
Whoever you want to be.
It doesn't matter,

710
00:49:15,598 --> 00:49:20,101
but no matter who you choose to be, you have
to, and I mean have to, follow my two rules.

711
00:49:20,103 --> 00:49:23,972
- Okay.
- You cannot break character and you cannot talk about Susan.

712
00:49:23,974 --> 00:49:25,677
Susan who?

713
00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:29,512
How are we
getting into this thing?

714
00:49:29,514 --> 00:49:33,452
Didn't I tell you?
I RSVP to everything.

715
00:49:35,519 --> 00:49:37,854
Thank you.

716
00:49:37,856 --> 00:49:39,458
Fromage.

717
00:49:42,927 --> 00:49:44,430
Interesting.

718
00:49:46,098 --> 00:49:47,700
What do you think?

719
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:52,002
[with French accent]
It's quite clever.

720
00:49:52,004 --> 00:49:55,172
I took several classes
at the École des Beaux-Arts.

721
00:49:55,174 --> 00:49:58,745
Modernism,
post-modernism, the avant-garde.

722
00:50:00,145 --> 00:50:02,545
How productive.

723
00:50:02,547 --> 00:50:07,917
Well, well, you should know the
tales of the life I've lived.

724
00:50:07,919 --> 00:50:11,789
Excuse me,
where in France are you from?

725
00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:13,724
We're going to Cannes next year.

726
00:50:13,726 --> 00:50:15,592
Really?

727
00:50:15,594 --> 00:50:17,831
I thought we'd
settled on Copenhagen.

728
00:50:18,965 --> 00:50:22,700
[clears throat]
I am from Normandy.

729
00:50:22,702 --> 00:50:24,635
Normandy?

730
00:50:24,637 --> 00:50:26,905
Oui, yes.

731
00:50:26,907 --> 00:50:29,610
Have you... this painting here?

732
00:50:31,311 --> 00:50:33,611
[woman] No, I haven't.

733
00:50:33,613 --> 00:50:36,015
You see on the surface

734
00:50:36,017 --> 00:50:39,951
Adam and Eve in a disrupted
Eden, is a familiar topic.

735
00:50:39,953 --> 00:50:43,556
But if you look at it,
there is no depth,

736
00:50:43,558 --> 00:50:45,823
no soul, no character.

737
00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:47,928
It is nothing more
than shock art.

738
00:50:49,062 --> 00:50:53,198
Wow, very insightful.

739
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,136
What do you think
of this painting?

740
00:50:56,337 --> 00:50:58,274
This one. Right there.

741
00:51:01,576 --> 00:51:06,845
This... This is...

742
00:51:06,847 --> 00:51:09,815
- I'm...
- What?

743
00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,153
I am speechless.

744
00:51:13,221 --> 00:51:14,856
It's brilliant.

745
00:51:15,891 --> 00:51:19,662
[man] Well, you should tell the
artist. He's right behind you.

746
00:51:21,731 --> 00:51:27,767
[woman] Excuse me, this lovely Frenchman
was just admiring the depth of your work.

747
00:51:27,769 --> 00:51:30,907
- Yes, your painting...
- Do I know you from somewhere?

748
00:51:32,341 --> 00:51:35,678
Uh, no, no.
I don't think we've ever met.

749
00:51:37,747 --> 00:51:41,816
It is you.
You are the guy from the party.

750
00:51:41,818 --> 00:51:46,355
- No.
- What are you... what are you putting on some kind of accent?

751
00:51:46,357 --> 00:51:49,190
No, you're mistaken. I am...

752
00:51:49,192 --> 00:51:51,226
My name is Pierre.

753
00:51:51,228 --> 00:51:52,828
Pierre Lumiere.

754
00:51:52,830 --> 00:51:55,197
No, I remember you, drunken ass.

755
00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,331
I remember the whole night.

756
00:51:57,333 --> 00:52:01,302
So what? You make fun
of me in your native tongue,

757
00:52:01,304 --> 00:52:04,206
then you thought, hey,
I want to track this guy down,

758
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:07,842
put on some phony ass French accent
and want to fuck with me again?

759
00:52:07,844 --> 00:52:13,048
Because I remember you droning on and
on and on about your ex-wife, right?

760
00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:15,952
Stacey.
How Stacey broke up with you.

761
00:52:15,954 --> 00:52:18,187
How Stacey won't
return your calls,

762
00:52:18,189 --> 00:52:20,856
and how you're worried that Stacey's
going to find some other cock,

763
00:52:20,858 --> 00:52:24,228
- and she's coming back...
- It's Susan, okay?

764
00:52:25,129 --> 00:52:27,397
- Her name is Susan.
- Susan?

765
00:52:27,399 --> 00:52:31,734
Sarah, Steve, who cares, huh?

766
00:52:31,736 --> 00:52:35,339
Then you mock me for being gay.
What the fuck is that?

767
00:52:35,341 --> 00:52:38,775
- Maybe we should go.
- What? Are you gonna give me shit about my work now too,

768
00:52:38,777 --> 00:52:41,180
- is that it?
- No, no.

769
00:52:42,447 --> 00:52:44,447
- You're right about me.
- Yeah.

770
00:52:44,449 --> 00:52:46,983
I am stuck in my head
about my relationship

771
00:52:46,985 --> 00:52:49,819
and the whole fucking thing and
the other night, I was a mess.

772
00:52:49,821 --> 00:52:52,322
I barely even remember what
happened, but screw all that.

773
00:52:52,324 --> 00:52:54,424
Tonight's about you.

774
00:52:54,426 --> 00:52:56,395
It's about
appreciating your work.

775
00:52:57,363 --> 00:52:59,898
It's impressive.

776
00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:03,001
I really like this, man.

777
00:53:03,003 --> 00:53:07,972
The texture, the weight of it,

778
00:53:07,974 --> 00:53:09,809
the simplicity...

779
00:53:10,976 --> 00:53:13,079
It's moving.

780
00:53:14,780 --> 00:53:16,383
You should be really proud.

781
00:53:17,349 --> 00:53:20,285
You are an incredible artist.

782
00:53:20,287 --> 00:53:22,690
I'm sorry for

783
00:53:23,757 --> 00:53:26,294
bothering you. Come on.

784
00:53:35,069 --> 00:53:36,969
Okay, what do you think?

785
00:53:36,971 --> 00:53:39,404
Does it look like
I'm going to a funeral?

786
00:53:39,406 --> 00:53:43,144
Should I add like a pop of color
or something more casual?

787
00:53:44,212 --> 00:53:47,314
Nick, I need your help, okay?
Is this stunning or stupid?

788
00:53:47,316 --> 00:53:49,515
I still have time
to take it back.

789
00:53:49,517 --> 00:53:54,322
It's black, right? It'll
go along with the whole thing.

790
00:53:55,356 --> 00:54:00,392
Okay. Well, even if that's the case,
could you just indulge me, please?

791
00:54:00,394 --> 00:54:02,831
Is this costume or couture?

792
00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:09,036
- Uh, isn't it bad luck for me to see you in the dress?
- Nick, that's a wedding.

793
00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:12,272
- This whole thing sort of feels like a wedding.
- What?

794
00:54:12,274 --> 00:54:15,542
Babe, you're having a ring ceremony,
a cake, you're trying on a dress.

795
00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,277
The next thing I know you're
going to be asking me

796
00:54:17,279 --> 00:54:18,848
to take you on some
post-divorce honeymoon.

797
00:54:22,417 --> 00:54:26,923
Well, you know what? After all of this,
it would be nice to have a little getaway.

798
00:54:29,091 --> 00:54:31,327
[background chattering]

799
00:54:39,570 --> 00:54:42,974
I was kind of surprised when you
said you wanted to meet for a drink.

800
00:54:43,974 --> 00:54:48,577
Yeah, well, it's because I have to
do something that I really hate.

801
00:54:48,579 --> 00:54:50,845
What do you mean?

802
00:54:50,847 --> 00:54:53,182
I got to give
someone else credit.

803
00:54:53,184 --> 00:54:55,452
The other night,
when you walked into my show.

804
00:54:57,055 --> 00:54:58,555
You really helped.

805
00:54:58,557 --> 00:55:01,127
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.

806
00:55:02,093 --> 00:55:06,065
- I thought I ruined everything.
- No, not at all.

807
00:55:07,031 --> 00:55:10,466
You broke me out of my misery.

808
00:55:10,468 --> 00:55:14,473
You know, so here I was bitter
because I wasn't in a relationship.

809
00:55:16,975 --> 00:55:18,544
And then you spot my work,

810
00:55:19,477 --> 00:55:23,146
and it speaks to you.
Truly, speaks to you.

811
00:55:23,148 --> 00:55:28,418
When you shared that passion,
it became infectious.

812
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:30,554
I meant what I said.

813
00:55:30,556 --> 00:55:32,289
Yeah, well.

814
00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:36,360
Because of that,
I sold my first painting.

815
00:55:36,362 --> 00:55:38,896
- You did?
- Yeah, my first.

816
00:55:38,898 --> 00:55:41,297
- Good for you.
- Thanks.

817
00:55:41,299 --> 00:55:44,568
I don't know, it just
made me think, man.

818
00:55:44,570 --> 00:55:47,575
And who cares,
my ex broke up with me, right?

819
00:55:49,008 --> 00:55:52,579
For the first time
in a long time, I...

820
00:55:54,314 --> 00:55:58,216
felt like something more
than his boyfriend.

821
00:55:58,218 --> 00:56:01,553
[Colin] Sorry. Sorry, we're late. Jake
didn't know his ass from his hand.

822
00:56:01,555 --> 00:56:03,520
Woah, woah, woah. I thought
we told you no crashing.

823
00:56:03,522 --> 00:56:07,258
- What are you doing here?
- No, relax, relax. I invited him.

824
00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:08,459
- You did?
- Yeah.

825
00:56:08,461 --> 00:56:10,262
He's getting the first round.

826
00:56:10,264 --> 00:56:11,299
Right, Nate?

827
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:15,333
[cheers]

828
00:56:15,335 --> 00:56:17,069
[chants]

829
00:56:17,071 --> 00:56:20,639
We play our cards right,
we close the bar down.

830
00:56:20,641 --> 00:56:23,145
- [chants]
- Damn straight.

831
00:56:24,312 --> 00:56:26,177
I'm going to let
my sorrows drown.

832
00:56:26,179 --> 00:56:31,016
- [chants]
- Anybody needs to call home to get a hall pass?

833
00:56:31,018 --> 00:56:32,453
[chants]

834
00:56:34,423 --> 00:56:38,925
Uh, no, I'm newly single,

835
00:56:38,927 --> 00:56:44,030
- so nobody is watching my ass.
- [cheers]

836
00:56:44,032 --> 00:56:49,068
- My wife loves when I go out so she can work on her novel.
- [chants]

837
00:56:49,070 --> 00:56:53,039
- Really, you don't have to go home and grovel?
- [chants]

838
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:56,111
- I haven't had this much fun since... I don't know when.
- [chants]

839
00:56:57,446 --> 00:57:00,714
- Keep hanging with us, you'll find your zen.
- [chants]

840
00:57:00,716 --> 00:57:04,351
- Hey, I need one burger, one scotch, and one beer.
- [chants]

841
00:57:04,353 --> 00:57:08,522
- What about a chardonnay from a stellar year.
- [chants]

842
00:57:08,524 --> 00:57:12,694
- I know before hanging with you guys, I was a pathetic dude.
- [chants]

843
00:57:12,696 --> 00:57:17,130
- But thanks to your help, I'm feeling renewed.
- [chants]

844
00:57:17,132 --> 00:57:21,403
- Well, congratulations and welcome to your new life.
- [chants]

845
00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:25,606
- Should come and help me get over my ex-wife.
- [chants]

846
00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:30,079
- That sounds like a party with no remorse.
- [chants]

847
00:57:30,081 --> 00:57:35,316
Actually, I'm sending out
invites to celebrate my divorce.

848
00:57:35,318 --> 00:57:38,690
[cheers]

849
00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:52,535
- [phone buzzing]
- Hello.

850
00:57:52,537 --> 00:57:57,140
[Katie] Chapter 7 in the bridal bible,
squeezing sublimely into the wedding dress.

851
00:57:57,142 --> 00:57:59,174
We need you toned and tight.

852
00:57:59,176 --> 00:58:02,047
♪ No I will ♪

853
00:58:03,114 --> 00:58:08,087
♪ Ever call me and no I will ♪

854
00:58:09,088 --> 00:58:15,059
♪ Ever need me and no I will ♪

855
00:58:15,061 --> 00:58:18,198
♪ Ever love me at all ♪

856
00:58:23,335 --> 00:58:29,106
♪ No I will ever hurt me ♪

857
00:58:29,108 --> 00:58:32,610
♪ And no I will ♪

858
00:58:32,612 --> 00:58:39,183
♪ Ever desert me And no I will ♪

859
00:58:39,185 --> 00:58:44,459
♪ Ever leave me ♪

860
00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:55,133
I'd like to register for the
beer mug set, the ping pong table

861
00:58:55,135 --> 00:59:00,173
and the 65-inch 4K Ultra HDTV with
crystal clear pure pixilation.

862
00:59:00,175 --> 00:59:03,342
If you can also throw in one of
the mini fridges for the bedroom,

863
00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:05,545
I've kind of gotten used to it.

864
00:59:05,547 --> 00:59:07,116
Is this for a wedding?

865
00:59:08,315 --> 00:59:11,249
No, it's for a divorce.

866
00:59:11,251 --> 00:59:13,355
[soft music]

867
00:59:17,125 --> 00:59:19,624
I have a challenge for you.

868
00:59:19,626 --> 00:59:22,231
A challenge for me? Like
fixing you hasn't been enough.

869
00:59:23,164 --> 00:59:26,566
You have to say yes or no
before hearing the question.

870
00:59:26,568 --> 00:59:29,736
- That seems a little unfair.
- Oh, it's completely unfair.

871
00:59:29,738 --> 00:59:34,240
The odds are totally in
my favor. What's it going to be?

872
00:59:34,242 --> 00:59:37,279
- I'm too tired for this.
- Yes or no?

873
00:59:42,251 --> 00:59:45,453
Yes. Fine, okay.

874
00:59:45,455 --> 00:59:49,092
Now, can you end my misery and tell me
what horrible thing I just agreed to?

875
00:59:50,226 --> 00:59:52,659
A night on the town with me.

876
00:59:52,661 --> 00:59:56,463
We'll consider it a practice
date before I find a real date.

877
00:59:56,465 --> 00:59:59,634
Assuming you can even find someone
willing to hang out with you.

878
00:59:59,636 --> 01:00:01,237
Well, I just did, didn't I?

879
01:00:08,444 --> 01:00:12,314
Look, I'm ready
for something new.

880
01:00:12,316 --> 01:00:14,216
I mean look at me.

881
01:00:14,218 --> 01:00:16,519
This is Susan's idea
of what I should look like.

882
01:00:16,521 --> 01:00:20,555
- [chuckles]
- And for example, my hair,

883
01:00:20,557 --> 01:00:24,859
she made an appointment for me every fourth
Saturday and every fourth Saturday, I would go.

884
01:00:24,861 --> 01:00:27,796
I get it, you're a blank canvas.

885
01:00:27,798 --> 01:00:29,101
- Exactly.
- Yeah.

886
01:00:29,901 --> 01:00:31,734
I need your help.

887
01:00:31,736 --> 01:00:35,205
Okay, I'll make some calls

888
01:00:35,207 --> 01:00:38,340
and put you in touch
with the right people, okay?

889
01:00:38,342 --> 01:00:39,812
Okay.

890
01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:46,449
[Nate] I had no clue so many guys use
lowlights to offset the highlights

891
01:00:46,451 --> 01:00:48,717
so that the hair
looks darker and thicker.

892
01:00:48,719 --> 01:00:51,420
I never even thought
to do anything with my face.

893
01:00:51,422 --> 01:00:53,956
I didn't exfoliate,
I didn't moisturize.

894
01:00:53,958 --> 01:00:57,831
I just showered, shaved and maybe threw
some chap stick on when my lips cracked.

895
01:00:59,432 --> 01:01:03,267
And when Susan and I shopped, we
always bought clothes a little bigger

896
01:01:03,269 --> 01:01:05,872
so if I put on
a few pounds, they'd still fit.

897
01:01:28,361 --> 01:01:30,664
What the hell happened to you?

898
01:01:33,334 --> 01:01:34,868
I take that as a compliment.

899
01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:44,009
[laughs]

900
01:01:44,011 --> 01:01:47,615
Did you think of a name
for your signature cocktail yet?

901
01:01:48,682 --> 01:01:50,883
I was thinking
the Tyrannosaurus-ex.

902
01:01:50,885 --> 01:01:56,356
- The he-devil.
- [chuckles]

903
01:01:56,358 --> 01:01:59,258
- The obituary.
- [laughing]

904
01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:02,965
- You're such a cunning linguist.
- [laughing]

905
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:07,536
[announcing karaoke on stage]

906
01:02:13,709 --> 01:02:16,212
[singing "Only the Lonely"]

907
01:02:18,281 --> 01:02:19,816
[laughing]

908
01:02:44,074 --> 01:02:46,744
One dance.

909
01:02:49,545 --> 01:02:53,815
As your primary Svengali, I'm telling
you this is taking it too far.

910
01:02:53,817 --> 01:02:55,684
- I insist.
- I resist.

911
01:02:55,686 --> 01:02:56,785
I persist.

912
01:02:56,787 --> 01:02:59,824
- Nathaniel.
- Katarina.

913
01:03:02,060 --> 01:03:05,764
["Only the Lonely" continues]

914
01:04:07,660 --> 01:04:09,531
[music fading]

915
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:16,804
Not bad for a first date.

916
01:04:19,906 --> 01:04:23,477
I think this poor group
of divorcees would be proud.

917
01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:32,787
[sighs]

918
01:04:44,865 --> 01:04:47,737
Well, I...

919
01:04:48,936 --> 01:04:50,669
I don't know.

920
01:04:50,671 --> 01:04:54,673
What do you mean you don't know?

921
01:04:54,675 --> 01:04:57,747
I... I don't know.

922
01:05:03,018 --> 01:05:05,154
It's just so daring.

923
01:05:07,522 --> 01:05:11,058
- So you don't like it?
- No.

924
01:05:11,060 --> 01:05:14,531
Nope. I love it.

925
01:05:15,665 --> 01:05:18,165
So what is it?

926
01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:21,068
- Don't take this the wrong way.
- Okay.

927
01:05:21,070 --> 01:05:25,573
But I'm just
surprised and shocked

928
01:05:25,575 --> 01:05:30,782
that something so smart,
sophisticated and unique

929
01:05:31,914 --> 01:05:34,017
actually came from you.

930
01:05:51,602 --> 01:05:55,173
I'm sorry, did I do something? You guys are
staring at me like I did something wrong.

931
01:05:56,674 --> 01:06:01,146
I mean, I know I skipped a few
sessions, but what's going on here?

932
01:06:03,013 --> 01:06:06,915
I don't know about the other
guys, but me personally,

933
01:06:06,917 --> 01:06:09,920
coming in here
with new shoes, hip hair,

934
01:06:09,922 --> 01:06:12,058
like you're
ready to conquer the world.

935
01:06:13,992 --> 01:06:15,894
It makes me
feel a little uncomfortable.

936
01:06:18,797 --> 01:06:22,132
Are you serious?
I'm just supposed to come here

937
01:06:22,134 --> 01:06:25,572
when I feel down and struggling
and feeling miserable?

938
01:06:26,704 --> 01:06:28,074
Maybe.

939
01:06:30,275 --> 01:06:31,978
What are you guys saying?

940
01:06:33,713 --> 01:06:36,680
We're thinking maybe you don't
belong in this group anymore.

941
01:06:36,682 --> 01:06:38,785
We think maybe
you need to leave.

942
01:07:06,179 --> 01:07:08,148
He did look pretty good though.

943
01:07:19,025 --> 01:07:19,958
Hi.

944
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:23,265
Uhm, hi, everyone.

945
01:07:24,298 --> 01:07:28,033
I just wanted to say thank you so much
for coming to my little dress rehearsal.

946
01:07:28,035 --> 01:07:30,370
I wanna make sure that
this goes off without a hitch.

947
01:07:30,372 --> 01:07:33,643
So without further ado, Nick.

948
01:07:35,109 --> 01:07:38,113
Excuse me, Nick, could
you cue the music, please?

949
01:07:42,149 --> 01:07:43,051
Nick!

950
01:07:45,654 --> 01:07:48,054
Oh, you want it right now?

951
01:07:48,056 --> 01:07:49,125
[Nate] Hi, guys.

952
01:07:51,259 --> 01:07:51,960
Hey.

953
01:07:55,665 --> 01:07:57,801
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?

954
01:08:00,002 --> 01:08:02,737
You mind if
we just talk privately?

955
01:08:02,739 --> 01:08:05,676
If you have something to say, you
can just say it in front of everyone.

956
01:08:09,012 --> 01:08:10,113
Okay.

957
01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:15,249
I'm also having a divorce party.

958
01:08:15,251 --> 01:08:19,657
I miss you guys and I just
wanted to extend the invite.

959
01:08:23,359 --> 01:08:25,996
I'd also really love to have
you there, if you can make it.

960
01:08:28,731 --> 01:08:31,002
I mean that.

961
01:08:34,004 --> 01:08:35,807
I'm just gonna leave these here.

962
01:08:43,781 --> 01:08:46,114
I can't believe
that just happened.

963
01:08:46,116 --> 01:08:48,152
Not to mention
those weird clothes.

964
01:08:49,788 --> 01:08:51,787
Your clothes are weird.

965
01:08:51,789 --> 01:08:54,357
- No, they're not.
- Yes, they are.

966
01:08:54,359 --> 01:08:56,392
You said I looked nice.

967
01:08:56,394 --> 01:08:59,328
Well, I lied.

968
01:08:59,330 --> 01:09:02,868
Hey, Muffin, these are great.

969
01:09:03,768 --> 01:09:06,970
I really like the...
You can feel the letters.

970
01:09:06,972 --> 01:09:11,240
You know, it's got like the raised letters
like little goosebumps on the paper.

971
01:09:11,242 --> 01:09:13,245
Did you still
wanna play the song or...

972
01:09:20,053 --> 01:09:21,889
What is this?

973
01:09:38,804 --> 01:09:40,040
[chuckles]

974
01:09:46,079 --> 01:09:48,214
Did I miss something?

975
01:09:48,216 --> 01:09:50,285
Listen, I don't know. I...

976
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:53,221
This started
as a business arrangement.

977
01:09:54,154 --> 01:09:57,156
I signed on to plan
your party and that was it.

978
01:09:57,158 --> 01:09:59,461
It didn't even
cross my mind that I would

979
01:10:01,529 --> 01:10:04,530
actually start to soften or

980
01:10:04,532 --> 01:10:08,001
actually start to feel like
I was missing who I used to be.

981
01:10:08,003 --> 01:10:12,075
But the closer I got to you, the more it
reminded me of what Chuck and I used to be.

982
01:10:13,174 --> 01:10:15,410
And as much as it ended badly,

983
01:10:17,913 --> 01:10:21,982
that life was
comforting and enticing.

984
01:10:21,984 --> 01:10:25,117
Of course, you're still going to have
memories and feelings for who you used to be.

985
01:10:25,119 --> 01:10:27,053
But that's my problem, Nate.

986
01:10:27,055 --> 01:10:29,255
That life is addictive.

987
01:10:29,257 --> 01:10:31,126
It's all-consuming and I...

988
01:10:32,262 --> 01:10:35,863
If I'm not careful,
I'll end up standing behind

989
01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:38,064
double pane windows
holding a bun cake

990
01:10:38,066 --> 01:10:40,904
and commenting on how I really
hope to get to Europe this summer.

991
01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:43,807
I understand.

992
01:10:44,807 --> 01:10:46,974
I understand what you're saying,

993
01:10:46,976 --> 01:10:49,143
but you can't just predetermine

994
01:10:49,145 --> 01:10:51,915
where two people are going
to end up in a relationship.

995
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,085
I mean, isn't it
about the journey?

996
01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:03,391
And then there will be one
night when you come back home

997
01:11:03,393 --> 01:11:06,196
and you look at me and you
say, "I'm just not happy".

998
01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:11,969
And then where do we go?

999
01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:15,874
Good luck with the party.

1000
01:11:26,917 --> 01:11:27,819
[tears up the card]

1001
01:11:44,936 --> 01:11:47,506
Well, I'm not going
to sugarcoat bad news.

1002
01:11:48,608 --> 01:11:51,511
Everybody loved your
design for the concert hall,

1003
01:11:52,511 --> 01:11:54,080
but you came in second.

1004
01:11:55,014 --> 01:11:56,479
Something about it being

1005
01:11:56,481 --> 01:12:00,283
too inventive,
too creative and simply the best

1006
01:12:00,285 --> 01:12:02,588
most original
idea they ever saw.

1007
01:12:03,956 --> 01:12:06,993
- Too creative?
- What can I say?

1008
01:12:08,128 --> 01:12:09,897
That's why I do mini-malls.

1009
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,239
- Hi.
- Whoa! Hey.

1010
01:12:22,241 --> 01:12:25,577
What... what are you doing here?

1011
01:12:25,579 --> 01:12:27,645
Oh, I told the guy at
the front desk I was your wife

1012
01:12:27,647 --> 01:12:30,916
and he was so excited. He showed
me the door and everything.

1013
01:12:30,918 --> 01:12:33,653
- Have you've been working out?
- You just barge in here while I'm naked?

1014
01:12:33,655 --> 01:12:36,922
I don't get what the big deal is.
I've seen you naked a thousand times.

1015
01:12:36,924 --> 01:12:42,028
Well, the big deal is that we're kind of
working through some issues at the moment.

1016
01:12:42,030 --> 01:12:45,032
I don't know if you've got
the right to see my nude body.

1017
01:12:46,634 --> 01:12:47,536
Ouch.

1018
01:12:49,970 --> 01:12:54,172
You're right and I have some things
that I'd like to talk to you about.

1019
01:12:54,174 --> 01:12:57,880
So, can I buy you dinner?

1020
01:13:00,148 --> 01:13:02,251
Why would I
let you buy me dinner?

1021
01:13:27,344 --> 01:13:29,043
[Susan] I could apologize.

1022
01:13:29,045 --> 01:13:32,546
I could make excuses.

1023
01:13:32,548 --> 01:13:34,251
But the truth is,

1024
01:13:35,217 --> 01:13:36,386
I miss you.

1025
01:13:37,988 --> 01:13:39,423
I miss us.

1026
01:13:41,323 --> 01:13:46,330
We had a language, we had a way of
communicating that belongs to us

1027
01:13:47,664 --> 01:13:50,368
and I foolishly tried to
recreate that with Nick.

1028
01:13:52,669 --> 01:13:53,939
We didn't get each other.

1029
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:58,243
I wasn't in sync with
him like I am with you.

1030
01:14:00,343 --> 01:14:01,279
I miss that.

1031
01:14:04,714 --> 01:14:07,385
And I'm willing to bet
that you miss it too.

1032
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:12,257
There's a lot I miss.

1033
01:14:15,093 --> 01:14:16,028
Thank you.

1034
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:30,475
So, what do you think?

1035
01:14:32,444 --> 01:14:35,581
I don't know. What do you think?

1036
01:14:39,518 --> 01:14:40,486
Well...

1037
01:14:47,093 --> 01:14:49,729
I think we were together
for five years.

1038
01:14:51,697 --> 01:14:55,335
And it would be crazy
not to give it another shot.

1039
01:15:13,453 --> 01:15:16,588
[Charlie] Excuse me,
I'm sorry to bother you.

1040
01:15:16,590 --> 01:15:19,260
I was told
I could find you here.

1041
01:15:20,494 --> 01:15:22,762
[chuckles] I know this is
going to sound really weird

1042
01:15:22,764 --> 01:15:27,735
but... I heard you help
people with divorce parties.

1043
01:15:31,773 --> 01:15:33,639
Who did you hear that from?

1044
01:15:33,641 --> 01:15:36,545
A former member of our group.

1045
01:15:37,544 --> 01:15:41,246
Yes, we thought he was
emotionally unstable at the time

1046
01:15:41,248 --> 01:15:44,720
but now, it seems
like a pretty good idea.

1047
01:15:47,356 --> 01:15:51,824
I'm sorry,
that was just a one-time thing.

1048
01:15:51,826 --> 01:15:56,430
Oh, that's too bad.

1049
01:15:56,432 --> 01:15:58,435
He said you're a real artist.

1050
01:15:59,502 --> 01:16:01,471
Sorry to bother you.

1051
01:16:45,448 --> 01:16:46,451
Hi.

1052
01:16:47,585 --> 01:16:51,619
- Shit.
- What?

1053
01:16:51,621 --> 01:16:55,423
I was still trying to figure out
what the hell I was going say to you.

1054
01:16:55,425 --> 01:16:57,427
Do you want me
to give you another minute?

1055
01:16:57,429 --> 01:16:59,798
Do you want me to close the
door and come back out again?

1056
01:17:00,865 --> 01:17:02,198
No, I'm fine.

1057
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,737
[chuckles]

1058
01:17:06,605 --> 01:17:08,341
Moving out?

1059
01:17:09,807 --> 01:17:12,744
What? Does the motel down
the street have better rates?

1060
01:17:14,947 --> 01:17:19,519
No, I'm getting
back together with Susan.

1061
01:17:21,820 --> 01:17:23,256
I'm going home.

1062
01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,574
That's it? You're not
going to say anything else?

1063
01:17:43,543 --> 01:17:45,480
There's nothing
more to say, Nate.

1064
01:17:55,589 --> 01:17:58,023
I got to say, this is one
of the things I really missed.

1065
01:17:58,025 --> 01:18:01,196
I got to say
I missed doing it for us.

1066
01:18:02,029 --> 01:18:06,700
So, I was thinking for the party,
maybe I can invite some of my friends.

1067
01:18:08,303 --> 01:18:12,805
- Would they be new friends or...
- Colin and Jake.

1068
01:18:12,807 --> 01:18:16,778
You mean the Colin and Jake who
bragged about sleeping with coeds?

1069
01:18:20,282 --> 01:18:22,781
You know, it's probably
not their kind of party.

1070
01:18:22,783 --> 01:18:24,950
I'm not sure
they'd even have fun.

1071
01:18:24,952 --> 01:18:27,956
Yes, we should
have them over another time.

1072
01:18:29,791 --> 01:18:31,991
But you know what?
It's up to you.

1073
01:18:31,993 --> 01:18:33,796
Only do it if it's
what you really want.

1074
01:18:42,570 --> 01:18:46,643
Oh, I am getting my hair done tomorrow
and I made you an appointment.

1075
01:18:48,677 --> 01:18:51,911
They asked where you'd been and
I told them traveling for work.

1076
01:18:51,913 --> 01:18:54,384
[laughter]

1077
01:18:55,451 --> 01:18:59,920
[Jake]
Tell me it is not fucking true.

1078
01:18:59,922 --> 01:19:01,923
- [Colin] Of course, it's true.
- [Jake] How can you tell?

1079
01:19:01,925 --> 01:19:04,692
His shoulders are slumped,
his head is sagging and he's

1080
01:19:04,694 --> 01:19:06,827
wearing that new cologne
Defeated by Lane Jackoff.

1081
01:19:06,829 --> 01:19:09,597
- What the hell are you guys talking about?
- Remember that guy's wife

1082
01:19:09,599 --> 01:19:11,965
who's in my fantasy league
who also takes yoga with Jan?

1083
01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:15,370
Did I hear that she got invited to a
barbecue you and Susan are throwing?

1084
01:19:15,372 --> 01:19:17,438
Why weren't we
invited to that BBQ?

1085
01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:19,641
- Okay, wait.
- Unbelievable.

1086
01:19:19,643 --> 01:19:22,280
- You got back together with her?
- So there's no divorce party.

1087
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:26,415
I wanted to take you guys out to
lunch and explain everything properly.

1088
01:19:26,417 --> 01:19:28,583
Explain?
What is there to explain?

1089
01:19:28,585 --> 01:19:31,586
I'm trying to work things
out with Susan at the moment.

1090
01:19:31,588 --> 01:19:33,055
It's really complicated.

1091
01:19:33,057 --> 01:19:36,792
Look man,
divorce Susan, stay with Susan.

1092
01:19:36,794 --> 01:19:38,693
Honestly, we don't care.

1093
01:19:38,695 --> 01:19:41,600
It's really
not that complicated.

1094
01:19:46,604 --> 01:19:47,506
Guys.

1095
01:19:53,579 --> 01:19:55,081
[phone rings]

1096
01:19:56,749 --> 01:20:00,449
Hey, I am so glad you called because I
left some things off the list this morning.

1097
01:20:00,451 --> 01:20:04,087
I've decided to make potato salad instead
of coleslaw. So can you please pick up

1098
01:20:04,089 --> 01:20:09,727
- a pound of redskin potatoes, a bunch of chives and some mayo.
- Yes, actually, you know what?

1099
01:20:09,729 --> 01:20:12,864
That's perfect because I was thinking
of inviting a friend of mine.

1100
01:20:12,866 --> 01:20:16,133
- Oh, you are?
- Yes, Chad. I met him through Colin and Jake.

1101
01:20:16,135 --> 01:20:18,569
You're going to love him.

1102
01:20:18,571 --> 01:20:21,938
This barbecue isn't really the
environment for guys who chase coeds.

1103
01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:26,045
[chuckles] No, trust me. He's the last
person to be chasing co-eds around.

1104
01:20:28,014 --> 01:20:30,181
Yes, we could do eight.
Of course.

1105
01:20:30,183 --> 01:20:33,719
Is he bringing
a wife or a girlfriend?

1106
01:20:33,721 --> 01:20:36,991
No, actually, he just broke up with
his boyfriend, so we'll just be seven.

1107
01:20:37,957 --> 01:20:40,592
You know, seven's like

1108
01:20:40,594 --> 01:20:44,929
just an odd number and I don't want
him to feel like a seventh wheel.

1109
01:20:44,931 --> 01:20:47,068
Trust me,
he's going to blend right in.

1110
01:20:50,538 --> 01:20:55,075
I don't want to tell you you can't invite
him, so if it's what you really want to do.

1111
01:20:56,210 --> 01:20:59,647
I really do. Okay?

1112
01:21:03,918 --> 01:21:08,490
Okay. Bye.

1113
01:21:16,565 --> 01:21:17,996
[Susan] I know what you mean.

1114
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:20,234
Nate and I have
been trying to decide

1115
01:21:20,236 --> 01:21:23,807
if we should get pregnant or if we
should take one last trip to Paris.

1116
01:21:26,843 --> 01:21:29,976
Nate, how's work stuff going?

1117
01:21:29,978 --> 01:21:32,645
You know, honestly, I've
been thinking about leaving.

1118
01:21:32,647 --> 01:21:37,184
- Really?
- Yeah, I actually entered this competition

1119
01:21:37,186 --> 01:21:42,622
to design the new concert hall and it sort of
got me thinking about striking out on my own.

1120
01:21:42,624 --> 01:21:46,494
Well, you know how risky
it is to go out on your own.

1121
01:21:46,496 --> 01:21:49,631
I said to him, let's just
make that a goal for the future

1122
01:21:49,633 --> 01:21:52,766
- when we don't have a mortgage to pay every month.
- Not to mention

1123
01:21:52,768 --> 01:21:56,238
the distance, you know. It's like what
happens if you get a job to do a building in

1124
01:21:56,240 --> 01:22:00,074
- some other city like Omaha?
- I hope not.

1125
01:22:00,076 --> 01:22:01,678
I hate Omaha.

1126
01:22:02,612 --> 01:22:04,981
Well, if you never take a leap,
then things never change.

1127
01:22:14,292 --> 01:22:17,192
You know there's plenty of room
for an in-ground pool back here?

1128
01:22:17,194 --> 01:22:19,262
[Dan] Yes, I'm always
saying that to these two.

1129
01:22:19,264 --> 01:22:22,534
It could increase
the property value 20% easily.

1130
01:22:24,001 --> 01:22:25,603
[rhythmic tapping]

1131
01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:33,676
[chants]

1132
01:22:33,678 --> 01:22:34,777
Nate.

1133
01:22:34,779 --> 01:22:36,114
You ever play the rhyme game?

1134
01:22:37,248 --> 01:22:39,049
[chants]

1135
01:22:39,051 --> 01:22:42,652
I played this in college
and it was kind of lame.

1136
01:22:42,654 --> 01:22:44,254
[chants]

1137
01:22:44,256 --> 01:22:46,622
Hang on, I don't
think our guests are interested

1138
01:22:46,624 --> 01:22:49,895
in playing some unintelligible
drinking game so they can get hammered.

1139
01:22:52,030 --> 01:22:54,598
[chants]

1140
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:58,269
I'm drinking water,
I wanna play.

1141
01:22:58,271 --> 01:23:00,637
I think I'm enamored.

1142
01:23:00,639 --> 01:23:02,239
[chants]

1143
01:23:02,241 --> 01:23:06,610
- Maybe it's time for a change of pace.
- [chants]

1144
01:23:06,612 --> 01:23:10,113
So we don't spend the whole
night treading in the same place.

1145
01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:12,283
- [chants]
- Exactly.

1146
01:23:12,285 --> 01:23:16,086
- It doesn't hurt to try something new.
- [chants]

1147
01:23:16,088 --> 01:23:20,926
Unless you're scared to face
yourself and what is true.

1148
01:23:20,928 --> 01:23:22,226
[chants]

1149
01:23:22,228 --> 01:23:24,762
Okay, play your
stupid game, fine.

1150
01:23:24,764 --> 01:23:26,998
Jane, can I have some more wine?

1151
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,734
[laughter]

1152
01:23:28,736 --> 01:23:30,202
[chants]

1153
01:23:30,204 --> 01:23:32,870
We can sit here
and eat chips all night.

1154
01:23:32,872 --> 01:23:34,108
[chants]

1155
01:23:45,153 --> 01:23:48,157
Feels like we're trying to force
something that shouldn't be forced.

1156
01:23:49,992 --> 01:23:51,561
Feels that way, doesn't it?

1157
01:23:57,965 --> 01:24:00,068
I think I need to be
on my own for a while.

1158
01:24:18,253 --> 01:24:20,157
Take it from me,

1159
01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:23,189
it's not gonna
be as bad as you think.

1160
01:24:23,191 --> 01:24:26,697
- [chuckles]
- Okay?

1161
01:24:57,428 --> 01:25:01,933
- You're resigning?
- Yes, I need to.

1162
01:25:03,168 --> 01:25:07,904
I mean, you believed in me and I thank you
for that, but I always wanted my own firm.

1163
01:25:07,906 --> 01:25:11,143
I know it's going to be tight, but I
feel that now's the time to take a shot.

1164
01:25:14,312 --> 01:25:17,947
Well, funny enough,

1165
01:25:17,949 --> 01:25:19,719
you're already
reaping the rewards.

1166
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:24,221
- What do you mean?
- The city called. All that imagination

1167
01:25:24,223 --> 01:25:26,990
and creativity that was way
too much for the concert hall

1168
01:25:26,992 --> 01:25:31,364
is perfect for the new skate
park they just commissioned.

1169
01:25:32,398 --> 01:25:37,170
Why don't you make that your very first
official job for your new company?

1170
01:25:38,136 --> 01:25:39,706
Are you serious?

1171
01:25:45,211 --> 01:25:49,781
Hey, man. We just
wanted to congratulate you.

1172
01:25:49,783 --> 01:25:53,852
- Yeah, that design kicked ass.
- Thanks, guys.

1173
01:25:53,854 --> 01:25:57,422
Well, whenever you're free, I'm ready to
down some Brewskis or tease some tail.

1174
01:25:57,424 --> 01:25:59,389
[laughing]

1175
01:25:59,391 --> 01:26:02,192
Of course, you're both
still invited to the party.

1176
01:26:02,194 --> 01:26:04,896
- We wouldn't miss it.
- Yeah, I wanna meet Katie.

1177
01:26:04,898 --> 01:26:09,068
Yeah, well, unfortunately, she's
the only one who hasn't RSVP-ed.

1178
01:26:09,070 --> 01:26:13,442
[somber music]

1179
01:26:36,464 --> 01:26:40,936
[typing on laptop]

1180
01:27:25,215 --> 01:27:29,520
[Nate] I'm going to tell you the story about
how I recently met someone remarkable.

1181
01:27:32,288 --> 01:27:35,092
That person was pretty
invisible for a long time.

1182
01:27:36,193 --> 01:27:38,863
♪ You, you worry about nothing ♪

1183
01:27:40,130 --> 01:27:43,933
♪ That's what I find
so crazy about you ♪

1184
01:27:43,935 --> 01:27:48,941
♪ There's no silver lining no
gray sky that could ever be blue ♪

1185
01:27:50,609 --> 01:27:53,112
[Nate] And with
the help of someone special

1186
01:27:54,546 --> 01:27:58,551
this invisible person was finally
able to emerge and find his voice.

1187
01:27:59,950 --> 01:28:05,323
♪ You don't trust the sun
'cause it always setting down ♪

1188
01:28:07,893 --> 01:28:10,493
♪ Here you go
Put me down again ♪

1189
01:28:10,495 --> 01:28:14,364
- [Colin] Looking good.
- [Jake] Ready for the first night of the rest of your life?

1190
01:28:14,366 --> 01:28:19,169
- Yeah.
- Well, let's get this party started.

1191
01:28:19,171 --> 01:28:21,505
- You guys go in ahead.
- You okay?

1192
01:28:21,507 --> 01:28:23,944
- I just need a sec.
- Okay.

1193
01:28:46,232 --> 01:28:48,235
I forgot to RSVP.

1194
01:28:49,568 --> 01:28:52,138
I thought you
RSVP-ed to everything.

1195
01:28:55,076 --> 01:28:56,578
I guess I've changed.

1196
01:29:01,648 --> 01:29:03,218
Shall we, Ms. Franco?

1197
01:29:04,484 --> 01:29:06,420
Certainly, Mr. Brown.

1198
01:29:16,563 --> 01:29:20,435
[music]

1199
01:29:20,842 --> 01:29:25,842
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