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/jp/ - poop culture

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  1. Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:35:58 2012 No.9670406
  2. How do your parents react to you shitting on the floor?
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  4. I've found it's very tiresome to actually get up, go to the toilet, and sit on it for half an hour, so I like to just stand around and shit on the floor of my bedroom, or the kitchen while I'm making myself a meal or snack, or whatever. The other day my dad told me he was ashamed of me for being a pathetic NEET slacker, and that the shitting on the floor was not just my autism acting up. When I started crying while pooping, he kind of left me alone, and my mom went and got a paper plate, some paper towels and such, to scoop my poop off the floor and then mop it. They make such a big deal about a log or two of poop in the kitchen.
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  8. Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:38:27 2012 No.9670410 [sage post]
  9. NOT OTAKU
  10. SAGE AND REPORT
  11. DO NOT REPLY
  12. YOU FAGGOTS ARE THE CANCER OF /jp/
  13. NOT OTAKU
  14. SAGE AND REPORT
  15. DO NOT REPLY
  16. YOU FAGGOTS ARE THE CANCER OF /jp/
  17. NOT OTAKU
  18. SAGE AND REPORT
  19. DO NOT REPLY
  20. YOU FAGGOTS ARE THE CANCER OF /jp/
  21. NOT OTAKU
  22. SAGE AND REPORT
  23. DO NOT REPLY
  24. YOU FAGGOTS ARE THE CANCER OF /jp/
  25. NOT OTAKU
  26. SAGE AND REPORT
  27. DO NOT REPLY
  28. YOU FAGGOTS ARNOT OTAKU
  29. SAGE AND REPORT
  30. DO NOT REPLY
  31. YOU FAGGOTS ARE THE CANCER OF /jp/
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  35. Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:38:42 2012 No.9670412
  36. They've learned to accept it, though there have been problems.
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  38. My mom was taking a garbage bag of my poop out front the other day, and the bag ripped clean open. The contents spilled all over the place while the neighbors looked on. We're the talk of the town now.
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  42. Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:40:57 2012 No.9670421
  43. >>9670410
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  45. I am VERY otaku thank you VERY much. You're just a bully who can't accept the lifestyle of someone else. My autism makes it hard for me to use a toilet, as they frighten me with their porcelain face. I feel like an evil robot is eating my poop and I can't take it easy while sitting on it.
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  49. Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:41:42 2012 No.9670425 [sage post] [deleted]
  50. FUCK NEETS :-((((
  51. AND ANIME :-DDDDD
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  55. Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:48:14 2012 No.9670468
  56. Has anyone else of this lifestyle come to enjoy the smell of their own feces? It really bothered me at first, but now I like it, and it's made it even harder than before for me to leave my home. Poop is also very useful as a molding-I made my chair much more comfortable by pooping around the hard edges to soften it, and sitting in it long enough for my poop to form a perfect ass groove for my butt.
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  60. [And then the thread died because MEIDO IS NO FUN]
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