stupid dumb fuck

M/5'9/??idk who knows

A seemingly young man who claims to be in his twenties but, judging from the slightly nervous wringing of hands when he says it, he probably isn't. What he is though, is a fairy. Or well, not one of those slightly smaller than average winged sparkly fellas, his species is however closely related to them. No wings, pretty average human height and only a healthy dose of sparkles applicable in proper situations (and improper too for that matter).
Since he is technically a fairy he's a rather pretty lad with a platinum blonde waterfall of hair cascading down his shoulders, curling slightly at the bottom. The front of it has been braided tightly to keep it out of his face. It sparkles sometimes too. So does his shiny skin and pale green eyes. Sometimes.

While in the realm of the fae he was the king's advisor, a much dreaded position really and he only got it because he was late for guard duty one day and someone volunteered him for a promotion. Trying to advise a king of fae is a hopeless task with remarkably bad pay for someone working so close to royalty, it's just that the king doesn't like advices on what to do with 'his' money. Even though the advisor thinks that atleast some of that money should be his.
As such he is still dressed in the traditional advisors garments, which involve a complicated looking belt and nothing else. No, I'm kidding. He's wearing a shirt and pants and shoes and all that jazz too, they're just not as interesting as the belt.

Hrm. Either way. As all thankless labourers only trying to do the best for his so beloved kingdom yet never recieving the gold he is so worth, he's very good at complaining. And since he thinks he's pretty he'll let other people listen to him complaining as long as they nod and compliment him every once in a while. Needless to say he's a very popular young man.