Harry Potter and the Weasley Television

Harry Potter and the Weasley Television



	Harry Potter decides he wants to get the Weasleys something special to thank hem for all they've done for him. He settles on getting them a television. Ron has never had a chance to watch TV like he and Hermione have. Remembering that the Weasleys like secondhand stuff, Harry purchases an TV from a thrift store and then meets up with Hermione on a hill outside of town. The two of them pick up a Dora the Explorer watch off the ground. Hermione had worn the Dora watch when she was younger, but now she's using it as a Portkey to take them to the Burrow (the Weasleys' house). The watch begins to glow and the two of them are instantly transported to the Burrow.

	The Weasley family is in their front yard playing Quidditch when Harry and Hermione arrive. Harry leads the Weasleys into their house and places the television in their living room.

	"Muggles watch shows and movies on this", Harry explains as he turns the TV on. The Weasleys are amazed at what they see.

	"So Muggles have moving pictures now too", Arthur bemuses.

	"And you use this strange wand covered in buttons to control the moving picture box?", Molly adds.

	"It's called a remote", Hermione adds. Ron rushes to send owls to Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, and some of his other friends from Hogwarts. he even sends one to Draco Malfoy, hoping to make him jealous. Shortly after the owls return, Neville and Luna arrive at the Burrow. Everyone wants to watch TV, but Arthur and Molly insist on being first. The kids head outside to play Quidditch.

	Molly tries to figure out how the remote works and flips through a few channels. Arthur, meanwhile, has another idea.

	"Maybe we can just use our regular wands to control the picture box", Arthur suggests. He waves his wand at the TV and a burst of light shoots out of it and hits the TV screen. An explosion occurs that is so loud, the kids here it from out in the yard. Everyone rushes inside to find the Weasley parents staring at the TV. The picture is still there, and still moving, but the screen itself is gone.

	"Arthur tried to use his wand to control the TV. We don't know what he did to it", Molly explains. Fred and George approach the TV and reach for the picture. As a commercial for a burger restaurant comes on, the twins' hands disappear into the picture. A second later, they pull their hands back out to find them each holding a hamburger.

	"Looks like you made Wonka-vision", Hermione jokes.

	"Whats that?", Ron asks

	"Something a candyman came up with in a muggle book", Harry explains, "it's kinda complicated". The picture on the suddenly TV goes blurry and a little girl emerges from it. The Weasleys recognize the girl as the same girl pictured on Hermione's watch. A grey monkey wearing red boots climbs out the TV behind her, followed by a boy with the same color hair as the girl, wearing a blue shirt white vest, and blue pants. Next, a taller boy in a black shirt, green vest with a "10" on it, and blue jeans with a weird looking green watch on his wrist climbs out of the TV. Countless other TV characters begin emerging from the TV. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Neville, and the other Weasleys hurry out of the house. Several of the TV characters also leave the house and take off in different directions. Fred and George sneak back into the house and, at a point when no characters are coming out of the TV, the twins leap into the TV themselves.

	The twins land on a boardwalk overlooking an ocean. there is a storm off in the distance, complete with a tornado that is heading right for them. As the tornado gets closer, the twins notice strange shapes flying around inside of it. One of the shapes is flung out of the tornado and flies right at them. The twins hold their wands out

	"Incendio", Fred yells, and the shape bursts into flames.

	"Immobilis", George adds, and the shape freezes in midair. The twins can now see that the shape is a great white shark.

	"A tornado full of sharks? what kinda sorcery is that?", Fred jokes.

	"The brilliant kinda", George jokes back. The twins quickly jump through the portal before more sharks are flung at them.

	This time, the twins find themselves in a desert town consisting of only a few buildings. One of them is some kind of store, as it is named Chang's Market. Without warning, the ground below the twins starts to cave in. The twins leap away as a giant worm emerges from under the ground. three snake-like tentacles emerge from the worm's maw and try to grab the twins.

	"Bombarda Maxima", Fred yells. A burst from his wand blows the worm to smithereens and sends the twins flying back into the portal.

	The twins find themselves in a jungle. a fox wearing blue gloves and a blue bandit's mask runs up to them and tries to grab Fred's wand.

	"Petrificus Totalis", George yells, using his own wand to immobilize the fox.

	"Let's give it to Ginny as a pet", Fred suggests, picking up the fox. The twins leap back through the portal, this time returning to the Burrow's living room.

	Everyone has gotten used to having all these TV characters around. Dora and Hermione are off exploring together, while Dora's cousin Diego has developed a crush on Luna and is hanging out with her. Harry and Ron are watching as two teams of superheroes, the Justice League and the Avengers, are about to face off. in the "audience" with Harry and Ron are 4 giant humanoid turtles with ninja weapons, a big green ogre named Shrek, three female spies named Alex, Clover, and Sam, a spiky-haired boy in a blue outfit with an upside-down golden pyramid around his neck, a muscular guy in an orange martial arts uniform who keeps saying he could defeat both superhero teams by himself.

	Meanwhile, at Malfoy Manor, Draco has setup his own television set. Like Arthur, he uses a spell that turns his TV into a portal. The characters that emerge from Draco's TV are far more sinister than the ones that came out of the Weasley TV. The first is a woman in black and purple named Maleficent. Next is a man and woman named Joker and Harley who can't seem to stop laughing maniacally. there's a man in green armor on a purple glider who looks like a monster and is reffered to as "Goblin" by the others, a red-haired woman and blue-haired man wearing white uniforms with big red "R" symbols on their chests accompanied by a talking cat creature, and several other villainous individuals.

	"I'm gonna show those Weasleys why they shouldn't mess with the Malfoys", Draco sneers as Lucius and Narcissa enter the Manor, accompanied by Voldemort and a bunch of other Death Eaters. Maleficent takes one look at the Death Eaters and a big battle ensues between the Death Eaters and the TV villains. A short time later, Maleficent and co. emerge with the Death Eaters (including Voldemort and the Malfoys) subdued and taken hostage.

	"We head for this Hogwarts place", Maleficent orders, "We can get there by tonight if we hurry".

	"What are we going to do there tonight", James of Team Rocket asks. A white mouse with an oversized head appears on Maleficent's shoulder.

	"The same thing we do every night: Try to take over the world", the mouse replies.

	Harry and his friends are watching the Justice League and Avengers duke it out when Dumbledore apparates nearby.

	"A group of strange individuals is trying to take over Hogwarts. I don't know who they are, but they managed to subdue, and take hostage, Voldemort and all the Death Eaters", Dumbledore explains. Harry and his friends decide to depart for Hogwarts immediately. The Weasley twins approach Ginny and toss Swiper into her arms. Dora and Herimone arrive back at the Burrow and Dora immediately notices Swiper.

	"What did you do to Swiper?", Dora yells. She extracts a wand from Backpack and unfreezes Swiper, who jumps out of Ginny's arms and into Dora's.

	"I taught Dora some magic and she taught me how to be an explorer, and some Spanish", Hermione explains. Diego and Luna are kissing, but Dora pulls Diego away from her.

	"No time for that now. we have to go save Hermione's magic school", Dora insists. Everyone high-tails it to King's Cross Station, onto Platform 9 3/4 and into the Hogwarts Express, which Dumbledore had booked for this emergency trip to Hogwarts. The train heads off, traveling much faster than it usually does. They soon arrive at Hogsmeade Station, near Hogwarts.

	"How are we gonna get to the castle?", Dora asks. After pausing for a few seconds, Dora casts a spell that makes a bridge form over the black lake, enabling everyone to rush over to Hogwarts. Inside the castle, several Hogwarts teachers are fighting a losing battle against Maleficient and her evil forces. a man in black armor and a black helmet carrying a glowing red sword in one hand has Snape in a chokehold, seemingly without even touching him. Harry hears the armored man referred to as Darth Vader. Shrek and the man in the orange martial arts suit charge at Darth Vader, with the latter's hair turning blonde in a flash of light. the two of them slam into Darth Vader, sending all 3 of them through a window and out onto part of the castle roof. As battles break out all over the place, Harry confronts Maleficent. a living doll with a knife, whom Harry recognizes as Chucky, lunges at him, but Harry stops Chucky in midair with a Body-Bind Curse. Swiper helps himself to Chucky's knife, then tosses it at the Green Goblin, knocking him out of the sky. Harry turns to face Maleficent.

	"What have you done with the Death Eaters?", Harry demands.

	"You'll find out soon enough", Maleficent remarks. She hits Harry with a burst of dark energy and he passes out.

	Harry wakes up to find himself in the dungeons. He hears someone stirring behind him and realizes Voldemort is in the same cell as him. The other cells are full of the remaining Death Eaters. Draco Malfoy yells out to him.

	"This is all my fault, Harry", Draco explains, "I bought one of those muggle picture boxes for Malfoy Manor and made villains come out of it the same way the Weasleys made characters come out of theirs".

	"Harry Potter", Voldemort adds, "Maleficent overpowered me and took all of us hostage. This may be the wierdest thing you ever hear, but if Maleficent is to be defeated before she conquers the Wizarding World, you and I must join forces". Surprisingly, Harry agrees with Voldemort on this. Fortunatly, Maleficent had left Harry's wand on him (she'd confiscated the Death eaters' wands).

	"Bombarda Maxima", Harry yells and blows the dungeon apart.

	Back in the Great Hall, Dumbledore is facing Maleficent and not faring very well. Just as Maleficent is about to finish Dumbledore off, there's a commotion in the hall outside. several TV villains are blasted away and a surprising sight befalls everyone in the Great Hall: Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort walking side by side into the Great Hall, their wands both pointed at Maleficent.

	"Expelliarmus", Harry yells.

	"Avada Kedavra", Voldemort adds. Harry's spell hits Maleficent first and knocks her staff away, leaving Voldemort's curse free to finish her off. At the sight of Maleficent dropping dead, the other TV villains run away in fear. Everyone chases after them. Voldemort and the Death Eaters use the commotion to slip away into the Forbidden Forest. One by one, the TV villains are rounded up and restrained. After he recovers, Dumbledore sees to it that all the TV villains are sent to Azkaban.


	Once the villains are gone, Dumbledore throws a huge party in the Great Hall. the Justice League and Avengers finally arrive on the scene. They had been caught up in their battle against each other, and hadn't even noticed everyone leaving for Hogwarts. Harry takes a walk in the Forbidden Forest, but the Death Eaters are long gone. Diego and Luna kiss again. Hermione and Dora plan their next expedition. The Weasley twins show up driving a fancy black car with a flashing red light in its front grille.

	"It talks, too", The weasley twins explain.

	"Well, i'm not just any card. I am the Knight Industries Two-Thousand, aka KITT", the card explains. Harry recognizes KITT and insists on going for a ride in the car. Dora, Hermione, Diego, and Luna also climb into KITT, and the talking car drives off into the distance.