[14:16:26] <Neco> We. We were discussing JDS Kaga returning as a little girl.
[14:16:46] <Neco> >Settle gets dragged to Goto's office, Willie D. in tow
[14:17:03] <Neco> >Goto sitting on his desk, little Kaga clone on his lap
[14:17:12] <Neco> >"Goto... who is this?"
[14:17:51] <Neco> "Settle. This is the JDS Kaga. She wandered into the capital building in Tokyo and demanded to see her mommy and daddy"
[14:18:17] <Neco> "So they dumped her here and now she's our responsibility."
[14:18:24] <Neco> "So... who are her parents?"
[14:18:45] <Neco> >Essex bursts through the wall, Kaga in tow
[14:19:24] <Neco> "ADMIRAL CUCKOLD! WE HEARD THERE WAS A MEETING AND WE CAME AS FAST AS WE COULD!"
[14:19:48] <Neco> >Kaga-chan points to Essex >"Mommy!"
[14:19:57] <Neco> >Kaga-chan points to Kaga >"Daddy!"
[14:20:15] <Neco> >Kaga-chan points to Akagi >"Auntie Akagi!"
[14:20:24] <Neco> >Kaga-chan points to Shou >"Auntie Shou!"
[14:20:38] <Neco> >Kaga-chan points to Settle >"Old Man Henderson!"
[14:20:53] <Neco> >"It's. Settle. Settle! Why can't anyone in your family get that right?"
[14:21:02] <Neco> >"Old Man Yankeetoku?"
[14:21:06] <Neco> "I'll take it"
[14:21:28] <Neco> >Kaga-chan points to Willie D. >"Big Sis Willie D.!"
[14:21:45] <Neco> >Willie just melts and is super excited over getting to be the big sister
[14:22:07] <Neco> >Kaga-chan points to Goto >"Grandpa Teitoku!"
[14:22:28] <Neco> >Kaga-chan points to Kongou >"Grannie Kongou dess!"
[14:23:08] <Neco> "WHAT THE FUCK DESS! 'AUNTIE KONGOU DESS'! IT'S "AUNTIE KONGOU DESS'! KONGOU DESS ISN'T OLD!
[14:23:17] <Neco> And this is where the kicker comes
[14:23:41] <Neco> >SecNav comes bursting through door
[14:23:49] <Neco> >His eyes are glimmering with madness
[14:23:56] <Neco> >He's holding a shotgun
[14:24:24] <Neco> "Kaga, dear. I heard you had a daughter with my girl."
[14:24:30] <Neco> SHOTGUN WEDDING
[14:24:38] <Neco> and the stinger:
[14:25:06] <Neco> >Willie D. was holding onto Settle's arm the whole time
[14:25:18] <Neco> >Willie D. >"I t-thought the handholding thing was a MYTH!"
[14:25:26] <Neco> >She blushes and looks up at Settle
[14:25:31] <Neco> >"A-Admiral can I really get pregnant by holding hands?!"
[13:01:03] <Neco> Ren. Virado. >Settle escorting Essex down the aisle to alter >SecNav is escorting them with a shotgun
[13:01:19] <Neco> >The shotgun is to make sure Settle doesn't scram and jump out the nearest window
[13:11:31] <Neco> Virado : >Don't talk to me, my husband, or my daughter that looks exactly like my husband ever again!
[13:11:46] <Neco> >Kaga-chan has F-35's already because her mother is American
[13:12:03] <Neco> >This makes SecNav and Japanese SecNav VERY happy