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Dry Bowser Alters Toadette's Farting

Nov 8th, 2018
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  1. Dry Bowser was getting tired of Toadette farting up a smelly storm every time they did something together, whether it was racing together or playing some sports or just going out on an adventure. Eventually the skeletal reptile came up to one possible solution as he and the flatulent mushroom girl were within a small cave that was within the peak of a rainy mountain, with the booming thunder outside being as loud as Toadette's farts. Toadette was wearing her regular pink dress, but she still brought her archivist backpack in case she felt a need to change clothes.
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  3. "All right, kid, I think this may help your stomach control its passing urges," Dry Bowser explained as he held a golden belt with silver emblems on them, showing it off to Toadette.
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  5. Toadette tilted her head as she was fanning away her sloppy farts. "Golly! Do you think that would really help me control my butt fumes?"
  6. Dry Bowser sighed as he felt the heat of Toadette's flatulence, shaking his head as he brushed back his red hair.
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  8. Dry Bowser: (taking a good glance around the cave) Well let's not delay this any further. Put the belt on, kid.
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  10. Toadette: Well if you say so! (pats her farting butt with her other hand)
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  12. Toadette then changed into her treasure tracker outfit before placing the belt around her, suddenly having her farting stopped as she smiled, with Dry Bowser raising his right eyebrow as he murmured. Suddenly Toadette felt her stomach rumble as she burped loudly, blushing as she giggled.
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  14. "Maybe the gas decided to be a burp instead of a fart...!" Toadette explained as she rubbed the back of her pink mushroom cap.
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  16. Dry Bowser closed the chest from which the belt was hiding in as he just shook his skull. "...Well at least we don't have to worry about-"
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  18. Toadette then began hiccuping, which made Dry Bowser worried as the cave shook. Of course, this felt like the situation could get worse, and it did for Toadette let out a sneeze that cause the mountain to shake violently, with Dry Bowser trying his best to hold his stance as the reptilian skeleton was broken into fragmented bones as he and Toadette went tumbling out of the cave and down the mountain. Toadette went between burping, hiccuping, and sneezing as she began inflating, with all the would be farting building up in her as she was now in the shape of a beach ball. The lightning flashed brightly coincided with this bizarre arrangement of fetishes as Dry Bowser reached the bottom first, most of his bones landing in the rising waters of the raining formed puddles, with Toadette literally making a splash. Eventually Toadette became so round the belt popped right off, with the fat bottom girl letting out a fart so enormous, it caused the entire mountain range to explode. Dry Bowser went soaring high all scattered, sighing as he rolled his eyes, with his futile attempts at helping out his arguable best friend going wrong yet again.
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