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  1. [06:30] rant: well guess im the only loser awake at this time
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  3. [06:33] rant: and yet i win nothing
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  5. [06:33] rant: weee
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  7. [06:33] rant: he said empahtically
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  9. [06:34] rant: to no one
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  11. [06:34] rant: so was such gusto warranted he wondered to him self out loud in a chatroom dialogue
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  13. [06:40] rant: nope from across the hall "what?" no..you were thinking out loud again and the answer is no . stfu. noones cares about your thoughts or processes. "k thats what i thought , just checking though"
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  15. [06:42] rant: and this is why you dont stay awake all night and then drink coffee
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  17. [06:42] rant: but at least i got breakfast
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  19. [06:43] rant: the cornerstone of any good self destructive day of drinking should start with
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  21. [06:45] rant: well now im overly caffenaited and alone
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  23. [06:45] rant: noit good
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  25. [06:45] rant: maybe just a little crasck will help
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  27. [06:46] rant: looks at stage hand..bro put the needle and shit away, wrong joke
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  29. [06:47] rant: the crack didnt help but i now have a pressure washing machine?
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  31. [06:47] rant: its all coming up rant
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  33. [06:48] rant: i wonder how long im going to be left to talk to myself
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  35. [06:48] rant: and just what i might reveal
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  37. [06:48] rant: dun dun dunnnnnn
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  39. [06:49] rant: brb after a few spots from our intestinal health yougrt sponsers
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  41. [06:50] rant: DO YOU HAVE INTESTINES? THEN HAVE WE GOT A PRODUCT FOR YOU...
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  43. [06:52] rant: ARE YOU ALIVE? BOY DO WE LOVE PROFITS HUMAN GREED KNOWS NO BOUNDS>..
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  45. [06:52] rant: reg scheduled program after these messages
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  47. [06:53] rant: ARE YOU AILING FROM SIDE EFFECTS FROM CURE ALL YOGURT? BOY DO WE LOVE PROFITS AND YOU TOO CAN JOINM US IN MAKING MONEY OFF YOUR TRAGEDY!
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  49. [06:54] rant: program starts OH susan i never thought id be able to say this..im " NOW A WORD FROM OUT SPONSER!"
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  51. [06:56] rant: IF you have knees and like to sue call us at Fucklesteninberg and Chompshard for more details. WHer the money matters and you dont. "you didnt just put that in the commercial ...you fucking idiot after i send you to the hospital i know a guy who can represent you.."
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  53. [06:58] rant: program starts IM..not a only child....my twin has been with you the whole time, out marriage is a shame and now he wants to kill me susan. ITS REALLY IMPORTANT YOU KNOW "NOW MORE FROM OUR SPONSORS!"
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  55. [07:00] rant: Do you hate insects? well with our ancestryandmeet.com service you can meet all sorts of bugs and hookups. "Love knows no bounds, species or creed, we also love pofits"
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  57. [07:01] rant: program starts "goddamnit susan stop trying to sue someone because ytou have knees...thats not how it wo "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSERS!"
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  59. [07:03] rant: DO YOU STILL HAVE KNEES? DIDNT GET ENOUGH FROM THE FIRST SETTLEMENT? THEN JOIN US AT wepledgaKNEEgedence.com FOR YOU, FOR ME, AND OUR PROFITS!"
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  61. [07:04] rant: program starts "goddamnit susan fror the last time you cant win twice because you have two knees i swear to christ imfu "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSERS!"
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  63. [07:07] rant: DO YOU BLINK? THATS RIGHT IF YOU BLINK YOU CAN SUE! CALL US AS JAGGLEBOROUGHS AND JUSDETIP AT 1800 WELLWIN ..........ish all cases subject to court and we have aboslutely no bearing on that ..your guess is as good as ours but we lov emoney..
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  65. [07:09] rant: program starts "fuckin hell im out of here ..shes not saying her lines while doing some. and somehow thinks because she has two knees and can blink that she can sue someone...WHO SUSAN WHO ARE YOU GONNA SUE BECAUSE YOU HAVE KNEES? HUH GODDAMNIT ANSWER THE "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSERS!"
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  67. [07:14] rant: You ever feel like you talk too much? WELL THEN HAVE WE GOT A *rant smacks he hell out of them*
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  69. [07:15] rant: program starts where the hell is tommy...oh..never mind thats not a suit hanging in closet... cancel wardrobe and call susan see if shees available sat night for some kneejobs
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  71. [07:19] rant: weoll gald only two of you can see that ...at least you know im not fully insane and can consider the source
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  73. [07:19] rant: buti thought it was kinda funny
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  75. [07:21] rant: but that could be the drugs and good looks
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