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The Chronicles Of Clawitzer and Meowstic

Nov 5th, 2013
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  1. THE CHRONICLES OF CLAWITZER AND MEOWSTIC
  2.  
  3. • Super Clawitzer jumps off of a cliff and uses crunch on meowstic
  4.  
  5. Awesome Meowstic: oww wtf
  6.  
  7. Super Clawitzer: ha!
  8. Super Clawitzer: stupid noob
  9. Super Clawitzer: got ganked
  10.  
  11. • Awesome Meowstic uses thunderbolt
  12. Awesome Meowstic: go away
  13.  
  14. • Super Clawitzer uses protect
  15.  
  16. • Awesome Meowstic leaves
  17.  
  18. • Super Clawitzer follows meowstic
  19.  
  20. Awesome Meowstic: nooo dont follow me D:<
  21.  
  22. • Super Clawitzer uses Hydro Pump!
  23.  
  24. • Awesome Meowstic coughs
  25. Awesome Meowstic: ffs
  26. Awesome Meowstic: go away
  27. • Awesome Meowstic sits on a rock
  28.  
  29. • Super Clawitzer uses Water Gun!
  30. • Super Clawitzer playfully squirts meowstiC
  31. Super Clawitzer: cmon
  32. Super Clawitzer: have some fun
  33.  
  34. Awesome Meowstic: no
  35. Awesome Meowstic: i have somewhere to be
  36. Super Clawitzer: Ok
  37.  
  38. • Awesome Meowstic walks away
  39.  
  40. • Super Clawitzer still follows him
  41.  
  42. • Awesome Meowstic uses magical leaf
  43. Awesome Meowstic: ok so
  44. Awesome Meowstic: stop.
  45.  
  46. Super Clawitzer: OW'
  47.  
  48. • Awesome Meowstic continues to walk
  49.  
  50. • Awesome Meowstic walks into a cave
  51. • Awesome Meowstic reads sign
  52. Awesome Meowstic: unknown dungeon?
  53. Awesome Meowstic: weird.
  54. Awesome Meowstic: well might as well leave
  55. • Awesome Meowstic leaves
  56.  
  57. • Super Clawitzer QUIETLY follows
  58.  
  59. • Awesome Meowstic arrives in Terminus Cave
  60. Awesome Meowstic: hmm
  61. Awesome Meowstic: should be around here somewhere
  62. • Awesome Meowstic looks around and notices Clawitzer
  63. Awesome Meowstic: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
  64.  
  65. • Super Clawitzer shrugs
  66.  
  67. Awesome Meowstic: *sigh*
  68. Awesome Meowstic: can you at least help me if you're here?
  69.  
  70. Super Clawitzer: sure
  71.  
  72. Awesome Meowstic: im looking for the dream eater tm
  73. Awesome Meowstic: its for the boss
  74.  
  75. Super Clawitzer: ok
  76.  
  77. • Awesome Meowstic looks under rocks
  78.  
  79. • Super Clawitzer sees a caved in spot
  80.  
  81. Awesome Meowstic: see anything?
  82.  
  83. • Super Clawitzer uses Hydro Pump to get rid of the rocks
  84. Super Clawitzer: not yet...
  85. • Super Clawitzer walks down the corridor he made
  86.  
  87. A Noivern jumps down from off the ceiling!
  88.  
  89. Awesome Meowstic: AAH!
  90. • Awesome Meowstic uses Fake Out
  91.  
  92. • Super Clawitzer hears the noise and quickly comes to help
  93. • Super Clawitzer uses Ice Beam!
  94.  
  95. Awesome Meowstic: whew thanks
  96.  
  97. Super Clawitzer: no problem
  98.  
  99. • Super Clawitzer goes back into the corridor to look for the tm again
  100.  
  101. Awesome Meowstic: hey
  102. Awesome Meowstic: i found this blue disc here
  103. Awesome Meowstic: it says HM03 surf
  104. Awesome Meowstic: dont need it
  105. Awesome Meowstic: want it?
  106.  
  107. Super Clawitzer: thanks
  108. Super Clawitzer: i would very much appreciate it
  109.  
  110. Awesome Meowstic: ok
  111. Awesome Meowstic: im gonna look over here
  112.  
  113. • Super Clawitzer takes it, forgets water gun, and learns surf!
  114. Super Clawitzer: ok
  115. • Super Clawitzer still looks in the usual spot
  116.  
  117. Awesome Meowstic: ooh i see something!
  118.  
  119. • Super Clawitzer spots a silver disk under a rock
  120.  
  121. Awesome Meowstic: it's pink and shiny!
  122.  
  123. • Super Clawitzer carefully picks the rock off the disk
  124. Super Clawitzer: hmm
  125.  
  126. Awesome Meowstic: is it the dream eater tm?
  127.  
  128. Super Clawitzer: this is it!
  129. • Super Clawitzer hands it to meowstic
  130. Super Clawitzer: here you go
  131.  
  132. Awesome Meowstic: cool, thanks! :)
  133.  
  134. • Awesome Meowstic leaves terminus cave
  135.  
  136. Super Clawitzer: no problem
  137. • Super Clawitzer leaves terminus cave too, but doesn't follow meowstic
  138. • Super Clawitzer walks up to a tree and starts training the heck out of it
  139.  
  140. • Awesome Meowstic travels towards Lumiose City
  141.  
  142. • Super Clawitzer uses Surf on the tree
  143.  
  144. Suddenly, a crowd of Luxio surrounds Meowstic and Clawitzer!
  145.  
  146. • Super Clawitzer uses Surf on the tree exactly 343,434,232,232,212,675,123,123 tmes
  147. Super Clawitzer: woah
  148.  
  149. Awesome Meowstic: a little help?
  150.  
  151. Super Clawitzer: sure
  152. Super Clawitzer: you might wanna climb into that tree though
  153.  
  154. Awesome Meowstic: uhh ok
  155.  
  156. Super Clawitzer: even though it is very wet
  157.  
  158. • Awesome Meowstic climbs into tree and slips
  159.  
  160. Super Clawitzer: oh no
  161. Super Clawitzer: well just get to high ground
  162.  
  163. Awesome Meowstic: ok
  164.  
  165. • Super Clawitzer prepares to use earthquake
  166.  
  167. • Awesome Meowstic climbs onto another tree
  168.  
  169. • Super Clawitzer smashes his claw into the ground and uses Earthquake!
  170.  
  171. It was super effective!
  172.  
  173. Awesome Meowstic: thanks again
  174. • Awesome Meowstic climbs down from tree
  175.  
  176. Super Clawitzer: no problem
  177.  
  178. Seconds later, the leader of the Luxio tribe, Luxray, grabs Meowstic in his giant mouth!
  179.  
  180. • Super Clawitzer turns around and uses earthquake again
  181.  
  182. • Awesome Meowstic falls out of mouth
  183.  
  184. Super Clawitzer: O.O
  185. Super Clawitzer: are you alright?
  186.  
  187. Awesome Meowstic: yeah i guess so
  188. Awesome Meowstic: i gotta get this tm to the boss
  189. Awesome Meowstic: see ya around i guess
  190.  
  191. Super Clawitzer: ok
  192. Super Clawitzer: cya
  193. • Super Clawitzer walks towards an unsuspecting bidoof.....and gives him an oran berry...of doom...destroying properties
  194. • Super Clawitzer walks to outside of lumiose city to maybe get a chai latte from one of it's many cafés
  195.  
  196. • Awesome Meowstic travels down a dark alley
  197.  
  198. • Super Clawitzer goes down a dark alley, because that's where the bad lattes go
  199.  
  200. • Awesome Meowstic approaches dark, floating figure.
  201.  
  202. Awesome Meowstic: I brought it, just like you requested, sir.
  203.  
  204. • Super Clawitzer hasn't been in this alley yet, but he knows its where the lattes are,
  205.  
  206. ???: Yes, very good.
  207.  
  208. • Super Clawitzer hears a loud scary voice
  209.  
  210. ???: BUT WHERE ARE THE PANCAKES?!
  211.  
  212. • Super Clawitzer gets out of the alley as fast as he can
  213.  
  214. ???: YOU FORGOT MY PANCAKES?
  215.  
  216. • Super Clawitzer makes quite the racket though....
  217.  
  218. Awesome Meowstic: I'm sorry, sir...
  219. Awesome Meowstic: wait, what was that?
  220. • Awesome Meowstic looks back
  221. Awesome Meowstic: I'm sorry, Darkrai, sir. I will get your pancakes immediately.
  222.  
  223. Darkrai: Very well, then. Go.
  224.  
  225. • Super Clawitzer hears the word "Darkrai"
  226. • Super Clawitzer runs as fast as his stumps can take him
  227.  
  228. Awesome Meowstic: hey, clawitzer, is that you?
  229. Awesome Meowstic: i need to ask you something
  230.  
  231. Super Clawitzer: !!!
  232. Super Clawitzer: oh
  233. Super Clawitzer: hi meowstic
  234.  
  235. Awesome Meowstic: you know any cafes where i can get some pancakes?
  236.  
  237. Super Clawitzer: Cafe Koala Tea.
  238.  
  239. Awesome Meowstic: ok thanks, is that northern boulevard or southern?
  240.  
  241. Super Clawitzer: northern
  242.  
  243. Awesome Meowstic: ok thanks
  244.  
  245. Super Clawitzer: its nickname is the Pan-Pan
  246.  
  247. Awesome Meowstic: got it
  248.  
  249. • Super Clawitzer goes into another alleyway, this time with his claw primed
  250.  
  251. • Awesome Meowstic approaches a Furfrou in the streets
  252. Awesome Meowstic: You know where the koala tea cafe is?
  253.  
  254. Furfrou: No, I've never heard of it. Try asking Mr. Gogoat.
  255.  
  256. Awesome Meowstic: ok
  257.  
  258. • Super Clawitzer walks up to the trash
  259.  
  260. • Awesome Meowstic approaches a Gogoat
  261.  
  262.  
  263. • Super Clawitzer finds a stash of Chai Lattes
  264. MISSION COMPLETED~!
  265. • Super Clawitzer gained 5000 exp and 500 gold!
  266. • Super Clawitzer LEVEL UPS!
  267. • Super Clawitzer 's Total Stats Increase by 10!
  268.  
  269. Awesome Meowstic: Do you know where the koala tea cafe is?
  270.  
  271. Gogoat: Depends, did you bring any money?
  272.  
  273. Awesome Meowstic: no, i'm broke...
  274.  
  275. Gogoat: LEAVE AT ONCE!
  276.  
  277. • Awesome Meowstic walks away
  278. Awesome Meowstic: hmm, guess i gotta find this place on my own...
  279.  
  280. • Awesome Meowstic approaches a dirty vacant lot
  281. • Awesome Meowstic reads a sign
  282. Awesome Meowstic: hmm, looks like it says 'panpan', but i cant really tell because of all the graffiti...
  283. • Awesome Meowstic opens door slowly
  284. Awesome Meowstic: hmm
  285. Awesome Meowstic: here's some pancakes
  286. Awesome Meowstic: hope they dont mind if i take some...
  287.  
  288. • Super Clawitzer enjoys a ton of chai lattes....
  289.  
  290. • Awesome Meowstic snatches some pancakes and runs back to the alley
  291. • Awesome Meowstic catches a glimpse of clawitzer on the way back, but doesnt seem to notice
  292. • Awesome Meowstic approaches Darkrai
  293. Awesome Meowstic: I brought the pancakes as you requested.
  294.  
  295. • Super Clawitzer learned Chai Latte Blast!
  296.  
  297. Darkrai eats a pancake from the pile.
  298. Darkrai: THESE PANCAKES TASTE LIKE ASS! GET OUT!
  299.  
  300. • Super Clawitzer hears the voice again
  301.  
  302. Darkrai uses Dark Void on Meowstic, followed by Dream Eater.
  303.  
  304. • Super Clawitzer hears a scream
  305. • Super Clawitzer runs to where he heard it
  306.  
  307. • Awesome Meowstic is thrown into the streets, almost unconscious
  308. Awesome Meowstic: ugh...
  309.  
  310. • Super Clawitzer finds a darkrai hurting meowstic!
  311. • Super Clawitzer primes his arm with Chai Latte Blast
  312. Super Clawitzer: Who are you and what are you doing with meowstic?
  313.  
  314. Darkrai: That's none of your business. Leave at once!
  315.  
  316. Super Clawitzer: No.
  317.  
  318. Darkrai: Didn't you hear me? I said LEAVE.
  319.  
  320. • Super Clawitzer uses Chai Latte Blast!
  321.  
  322. Awesome Meowstic: Darkrai dodges!
  323.  
  324. Darkrai holds up arm, which is surrounded by a dark aura
  325.  
  326. • Super Clawitzer uses Hydro Pump!
  327. Darkrai retaliates with Dark Pulse!
  328.  
  329. The two attacks cancel each other out!
  330.  
  331. Darkrai: Hmm, you seem well trained. Almost as if you attacked a tree 343,434,232,232,212,675,123,123 times...
  332. Darkrai: No matter! I will take you down with only the strongest attack!
  333.  
  334. • Super Clawitzer uses Surf!
  335.  
  336. Darkrai is engulfed in a tidal wave!
  337. Darkrai uses Sheer Cold!
  338.  
  339. Sheer Cold missed!
  340.  
  341. Darkrai: Hmmph. Guess I'll need a little help!
  342.  
  343. Darkrai summons 3 Greninjas
  344. Darkrai: Get him!
  345.  
  346. • Super Clawitzer keeps on using CLB (Chai Latte Blast)!
  347.  
  348. The Greninjas fall!
  349.  
  350. Darkrai: I didn't want it to have to come to this, but you MUST LEAVE!
  351. Darkrai uses Dark Void!
  352.  
  353. • Super Clawitzer uses CHB one more time
  354. Super Clawitzer: OUT OF PP?
  355. Super Clawitzer: DANGIT
  356. • Super Clawitzer uses protect!
  357.  
  358. Darkrai: Hmmph.
  359. Darkrai uses Dark Void several more times!
  360.  
  361. • Awesome Meowstic wakes up
  362. Awesome Meowstic: Clawitzer, is that you? and darkrai?
  363.  
  364. Super Clawitzer: YES
  365.  
  366. Darkrai uses Dark Void again!
  367. • Super Clawitzer falls asleep
  368. • Super Clawitzer snores
  369.  
  370. • Awesome Meowstic throws chesto berries at clawitzer that he found in the trash can!
  371. Awesome Meowstic: hey, wake up!
  372.  
  373. • Super Clawitzer wakes up
  374. • Super Clawitzer use Hydro Pump!
  375.  
  376. Darkrai dodges!
  377.  
  378. • Awesome Meowstic hands Clawitzer a bag
  379. Awesome Meowstic: use this
  380.  
  381. • Super Clawitzer looks inside the bag
  382. • Super Clawitzer eats leppa berry
  383. • Super Clawitzer regains CHB!
  384. • Super Clawitzer finishes Darkrai off with a final CHB!
  385.  
  386. Darkrai fainted! Darkrai flees!
  387.  
  388. • Super Clawitzer wipes sweat off his forehead
  389. • Super Clawitzer faints
  390.  
  391. Awesome Meowstic: !
  392.  
  393. • Awesome Meowstic carries Clawitzer to Pokemon Center
  394.  
  395. Audino uses Heal Pulse!
  396.  
  397. • Super Clawitzer is revived!
  398.  
  399. Awesome Meowstic: are you alright?
  400.  
  401. Super Clawitzer: whew
  402. Super Clawitzer: im fine
  403.  
  404. Awesome Meowstic: ok
  405. Awesome Meowstic: thanks for saving me again
  406.  
  407. Super Clawitzer: no problem
  408. • Super Clawitzer walks away into a forest and goes to sleep.
  409. • Awesome Meowstic walks into Looker Bureau to meet Mimi the Espurr
  410. TO BE CONTINUED...MAYBE
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