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Martini 24

Aug 23rd, 2012
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  1. >you are martini, a key lime green fluffy unicorn with a green mane
  2. >you have a great job where you give special hugs to mares and get treats
  3. >BIG MAN used to take care of you but he went away for a few days with blue uniform man
  4. >Mr. Frank has been taking care of you. even though BIG MAN is scary sometimes, you like him more
  5. >you wake up. you hear voices in the other room.
  6. >it’s BIG MAN! you know his voice!
  7. >”Fucking five hundred dollars bail. Ridiculous.”
  8. >”I’m lucky it wasn’t more. That lawyer is a motherfucker.”
  9. >”When you go to court for it?”
  10. >”Next month.”
  11. >”Sucks.”
  12. >”Yeah. Plus I got a letter from Denise. She’s asking me to appear at her parole hearing.”
  13. >”No.”
  14. >”Yeah. Fuck that fucking bitch.”
  15. >”She’s got gall.”
  16. >”Yeah. Lemme get to work… need to take my mind off all this fucking bullshit.”
  17. >”Sure, sure… take your time.”
  18. >BIG MAN comes into The Room! you’re so happy to see him!”
  19. >”BIG MAN! mawtini miss yu!”
  20. >BIG MAN actually smiles at you. he opens your cage and rubs your belly.
  21. >”Missed you, too, Alex… er, Martini.”
  22. >BIG MAN goes through his usual job of feeding and watering the other fluffies and cleaning out their litter boxes
  23. >he takes a paper from the wall and scans it
  24. >”Sunset, Prism, Blueberry and Rainbow? Time for mating. Nice find with this earth pony, Frank.”
  25. >”One of Nathaniel’s. Sometimes he still manages to come through for us.”
  26. >”Well, let’s give Sunset a break for a couple days and try Rainbow.”
  27. >BIG MAN takes her from her cage and puts her in the special hugs Nest.
  28. >then he takes boromir from his cage and puts him with rainbow
  29. >boromir waddles over and starts sniffing at rainbow, nuzzling her fluff with his cheek
  30. >”Wha doin? wha fwuffy doin?”
  31. >boromir ignores her and jumps on her back. he starts thrusting into her special place.
  32. >”nuuuu! nuuuu! nuu touchy bad pwace!”
  33. >BIG MAN drinks his coffee, disinterested
  34. >after a few more seconds, boromir grunts and climbs off rainbow
  35. >BIG MAN wipes them both clean. he gives boromir a jelly and puts him back in his cage
  36. >he offers rainbow a jelly but she doesn’t take it. silly pony! jellies are really good!
  37. >rainbow is crying and shaking. she tries to skitter away from BIG MAN as he picks her up
  38. >BIG MAN tosses her back into blueberry’s cage
  39. >”Next up… Prism. Let’s get some more rainbow bitches like you, huh?”
  40. >BIG MAN puts prism in the special hugs nest. he looks around the room at the other unicorns.
  41. >”Let’s try Xavier on this one.”
  42. >BIG MAN takes Xavier from his cage and plops him in the nest.
  43. >Xavier sniffs around, then starts licking up some of the special hugs juice from boromir
  44. >”Oh, Jesus, that’s gross. Knock that off!”
  45. >BIG MAN smacks Xavier on the rearend with a newspaper
  46. >”Go on… give her special hugs.”
  47. >Xavier sniffs prism, whose lip quivers. she doesn’t like special hugs.
  48. >”zaver no wan mawre. zaver wan cowlt.”
  49. >BIG MAN’s eye starts to twitch. you hide under your blankie.
  50. >”Xavier, you are useful for one thing. Special Hugs with the mares. You don’t do it and you’re gone.”
  51. >”zaver wike cowlts betta.”
  52. >”You give that mare special hugs or I swear to god…”
  53. >”zaver wike cowlts BETTAH! DUM HOOMAN!”
  54. >you hear BIG MAN crack his knuckles
  55. >he grabs xavier from the Special Hugs Nest and beats him on The Table a few times. Xavier’s body goes limp
  56. >BIG MAN tosses him in the trash.
  57. >”That doesn’t count as gaybashing, right?”
  58. >”Nah.”
  59. >”Smoothie. Your turn. Don’t act a fool like Xavier did.”
  60. >BIG MAN takes smoothie from his cage and puts him with prism.
  61. >smoothie is either more capable or the shock of Xavier’s death inspired him. he quickly mounts her and starts thrusting.
  62. >”pwism dun wan no mo babehs! bad hooman take babeh! nuu wan again!”
  63. >”Not your decision.”
  64. >as prism starts to struggle to get away from smoothie, BIG MAN holds her down by the shoulders and helps smoothie to thrust deeper
  65. >”ahhhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhhh! huwt speshul pwace! NU WAN BABEHS!”
  66. >”It ain’t your decision, bitch.”
  67. >smoothie finally finishes. BIG MAN cleans off both smoothie and prism and puts them back in their cages
  68. >”Bluuuuuueberry… guess what time it is…”
  69. >blueberry looks at BIG MAN curiously. he takes you from your cage, scratching your fluff, and puts you in the Special Hugs Nest
  70. >”Bluuuuuueberry… it’s magic time…”
  71. >she realizes what’s next. she tries to skitter to the back of her cage and hide under her blankies.
  72. >BIG MAN grabs blueberry by her scruff and puts her in the Nest with you
  73. >”Go on, Martini. Hurry it up.”
  74. >blueberry tries to waddle away from you. it’s slow going without her front legs.
  75. >you try to sniff and nuzzle her, but she snaps at you and keeps moving away.
  76. >”Blueberry, I shit you not. Do not make this any harder than it has to be.”
  77. >”bwoobewwy no wan babehs!”
  78. >BIG MAN reaches over and holds her down by her shoulders.
  79. >”Go on, Martini.”
  80. >you obediently climb onto blueberry’s back and put your special thing inside her
  81. >”wahhhh! nu want babehs! nu want speshul hugs! wan WEGGIES! WAN NUMMIES! DUN WAN BE HEWE!”
  82. >”SHUT THE FUCK UP, BLUEBERRY!”
  83. >her crying and screaming is starting to make the other fluffies scared.
  84. >you try to get the good feel but she’s squirming so much it’s not easy
  85. >BIG MAN stomps over to The Table and takes the Big Cutter out. he holds it up to blueberry’s face. she sees her reflection in it.
  86. >”You stop screaming and stop squirming and let him finish or I take your other legs.”
  87. >”nuu take weggies!”
  88. >blueberry calms down a bit. you finally feel the good feel and climb off. BIG MAN gives you a jelly and wipes you clean.
  89. >he just tosses blueberry back in her cage without a treat
  90. >”You better fucking learn, bitch.”
  91. >”Last is… moss. Heh. Nice name, Frank.”
  92. >”Yeah, she reminds me of this black chick I used to date.”
  93. >”Okay… we’ll try her with the other new one. Skyfall. Nice.”
  94. >BIG MAN puts them both in the Special Hugs Nest. Skyfall seems to know what’s going on. he starts to nuzzle moss’ fluff
  95. >”She’s a little small, Frank. You think she’s ready for breeding? She’s not much more than a baby.”
  96. >”She’s gotta learn some time. Heh heh.”
  97. >”Yeah, I guess.”
  98. >skyfall climbs on moss’ back and starts to give her special hugs. she starts screaming.
  99. >you’ve never heard a fluffy scream so loud!
  100. >”eeeeeeeeeeee! no touch speshul pwace! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
  101. >”Christ on a cracker, this bitch is loud.”
  102. >”Take care of it.”
  103. >BIG MAN shrugs and punches her in the throat.
  104. >”EEEEEeeeeppp….”
  105. >moss starts coughing, barely able to breathe.
  106. >skyfall grunts and climbs off her
  107. >”There now, that wasn’t so bad, was it?”
  108. >”eeeep”
  109. >BIG MAN gives her a hard swat on her bottom and puts her back in a cage. skyfall gets a cookie.
  110. >”Marshmallow looks like she’s about due.”
  111. >”Yeah, couple more days I think.”
  112. >”All right, I’m going home.”
  113. >”Okay, man… see you tomorrow.”
  114. >BIG MAN leaves
  115. >he doesn’t notice the two humans waiting nearby
  116. >he doesn’t hear them open the door to the other room
  117. >he doesn’t hear them threaten Mr. Frank
  118. >”You’re supposed to be in jail, you sick fuck. And who’s the kid?”
  119. >”He’s with me. Thought maybe we’d come back and finish what I started.”
  120. >”Yeah, huh… you gonna burn down my place, burn my fluffies… is that it?”
  121. >”That’s it. You gonna try to stop us?”
  122. >”You could say that.”
  123. >you can see Mr. Frank turn and press a button on a box with pretty lights on it.
  124. >an alarm goes off. it sounds like the blue uniform people’s cars.
  125. >the two humans leave.
  126. >”We’ll be seeing you soon… and you won’t have a chance to call the cops.”
  127. >”We’ll see, psycho.”
  128. >Mr. Frank locks the door. Soon after a blue uniform man shows up and talks to Mr. Frank
  129. >you wish BIG MAN was here. he would protect you all.
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